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March, 2023

Day 1: March 22, 2023ː Day One [top]

  • The first group of residents arrived on the island. (See Day One for more.)
  • A Federation employee representing the QSMP Census Bureau appeared for the first time and asked various census questions. It was nicknamed ‘Cucurucho’ by Luzu.[1]
  • La Villa de Sacapuntas was founded.

Day 2ː March 23, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish began construction on the dragon statue.
  • Quackity announced that there were two versions of him, one English-speaking and one Spanish-speaking, that had both been invited to the island. This has since been retconned. (See Quackity/History for more.)

Day 3ː March 24, 2023 [top]

  • Quackity built an OXXO.
  • Luzu revealed that he had villainous intentions and placed a furnace mine in Mariana's house, but he formed a truce with Roier.
  • Vegetta introduced his alter-ego, the "Night Magician," and revealed his plan to create a cult.
  • Jaiden was gifted a parrot by Cucurucho, which she named Hatsune Miku.
  • Spreen planned to pioneer turtle racing as a competitive event.

Day 4ː March 25, 2023 [top]

Day 5ː March 26, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish did tasks for the Angel.
  • Missa, Vegetta, Roier, and Quackity staged an intervention for Foolish's building addiction, as he had spent several days working non-stop on his dragon.

Day 6ː March 27, 2023 [top]

  • Arin was introduced. Foolish and Maximus met Arin and adopted him together.
  • Spreen charged Foolish rent and stole Fit's horse.
  • Vegetta scouted for members to induct into his cult and gave Foolish a gift.
  • Cucurucho tried to get information about Roier from Mariana, but failed.

Day 7ː March 28, 2023 [top]

Day 8ː March 29, 2023 [top]

  • Jaiden worked on building her home.

Day 9ː March 30, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 10ː March 31, 2023 [top]

April, 2023

Day 11ː April 1, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 12ː April 2, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 13: April 3, 2023ː Adoption Event [top]

Day 14ː April 4, 2023 [top]

Day 15ː April 5, 2023 [top]

Day 16ː April 6, 2023 [top]

  • Slimecicle built a farm with JuanaFlippa.
  • Mariana visited Foolish so their eggs could have a sleepover and Leo took a picture of the two together. Mariana attempted to kiss Foolish, but was rejected. Mariana told Slimecicle that Foolish had attempted to kiss him.
  • Cucurucho confiscated BadBoyHalo’s illegal diamond backpack.
  • Tilín lost a life to neglect.
  • Chayanne lost a life to neglect. Philza woke up to take care of him, but it did not count as he was not streaming.[Citation needed]

Day 17ː April 7, 2023 [top]

Day 18ː April 8, 2023 [top]

Day 19ː April 9, 2023 [top]

Day 20ː April 10, 2023 [top]

  • Slimecicle woke up and watched the footage from the camera he planted on Mariana. Seeing him misclick JuanaFlippa, he became enraged and planned to murder all the other eggs in order to force a reset of the event. He went on an unsuccessful rampage.
  • Cucurucho appeared, and Bad suggested that Slimecicle request Mariana’s life be sacrificed in exchange for JuanaFlippa’s. Cucurucho agreed to schedule a trial on April 22 for this purpose.
  • Slimecicle separately asked Quackity, Jaiden, Foolish, Bad, and Tilín to be his lawyer.
  • Jaiden walked a drunk Slimecicle home and put him to bed.

Day 21ː April 11, 2023 [top]

  • The eggs were kidnapped and the islanders were tasked with rescuing them from a dungeon.[Citation needed] The quest was extended to the next day due to server issues.
  • Roier had a strange dream where he, Tilín and Bobby obtained god-like powers and griefed the island.[Citation needed]

Day 22ː April 12, 2023: The Trial of JuanaFlippa [top]

  • (See Trial of JuanaFlippa for more.)
  • JuanaFlippa returned to life.
  • Slimecicle revealed the TNT that he had planted under the eggs' jury stand as a contingency plan.
  • Slimecicle and Mariana took JuanaFlippa home. Slimecicle claimed he had feelings for Mariana again after seeing the sad TikTok edit shown in court.
  • Mariana and Slimecicle had sex to Clocks by Coldplay. They were interrupted when JuanaFlippa’s pet turtle fell from above and died. The two ate its raw meat to hide the evidence.[12]

Day 23ː April 13, 2023 [top]

Day 24ː April 14, 2023 [top]

  • Bad learned about the deaths of Tilín and Trump.
  • Luzu woke up after several weeks, aiming to find a match for his ticket and become a father.
  • Bad, Foolish, and Dapper told Luzu about Tilín and their death.
  • When Luzu saw Tilín's grave, his strong emotions caused Arin to take over. Arin had become much more sentient and capable but appeared not to share memories with Luzu.
  • Arin learned about Tilín and said he had a way to bring them back to life.[Citation needed]
  • The group was chased by a Binary Code Entity with the name “101010110101” until they managed to get Arin back to Luzu’s base.
  • Arin showed them a supercomputer that was nearby and said he was trying to create a bridge between his world and theirs.
  • Dapper was attacked by a Code Entity with the name “01101001,” which downed him and left.[Citation needed]
  • Bad offered to take care of JuanaFlippa, but she chose to stay with Roier.
  • Bad saw Quackity grieving Tilín, but Quackity refused to talk with him. Bad also grieved Tilín after Quackity left.
  • A Code Entity appeared and downed Dapper before leaving.
  • Mariana, Roier, JuanaFlippa, and Bobby grouped up to do tasks, boating to a pirate ship.
  • JuanaFlippa was killed accidentally by Mariana while he was fighting a Vindicator, due to the Sweeping Edge bug.[16]
  • Mariana took most of JuanaFlippa's possessions and he and Roier built a grave around her body, leaving her "Hello" egg sign as a grave marker.[17] Mariana accidentally threw her gun into the ocean and could not find it again despite minutes of searching.[18]

Day 25: April 15, 2023 [top]

  • Bad visited Maximus, and they payed their respects to Trump’s grave.
  • Bad and Max theorized about the Federation’s intent with the eggs, and Bad shared his knowledge of Quackity’s plan to kill the eggs.
  • Maximus enlisted Bad to form the Theory Bros, which Foolish later joined.[Citation needed]
  • Bad, Foolish, Maxo, Dapper, and Leo were attacked multiple times by a Code Entity named “100101001.”[Citation needed]
  • Bad talked with Quackity about his grief, and Quackity gave him a painting of a creature that had appeared in his nightmares.[Citation needed]
  • Wilbur returned to the island, and he and Fit discovered an egg wearing a beanie in the attic above the adoption center, who had survived for days by eating dirt. Wilbur reluctantly adopted the new egg and named her Lullah, making it clear that he would not be able to be around in the near future due to touring with his band Lovejoy.[19]

Day 26ː April 16, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish and Leo told Bad about Leo’s friend “Dark” and showed him a drawing Leo had made, which resembled the painting Quackity had given Bad the day before. Leo denied the resemblance, saying that Dark was good and protected her.[Citation needed]
  • Bad tested Dark’s existence by shouting its name and got thunder and lightning in response.
  • The Angel appeared and gave Leo a gun.[Citation needed]
  • The Angel became angry that his house on the dragon statue had been destroyed and sent Foolish to the nether, then spawned several withers, which the others defeated.
  • Bad made a deal with The Angel to build a mansion in return for nylium blocks and nether wart.
  • Cucurucho arrived and confiscated the nether stars.
  • Maximus arrived to tell Bad and Foolish something, but was interrupted by Cucurucho, who told him not to build the church.
  • Cucurucho left when a Code Entity appeared, and the players hid from it.
  • Maxo shared theories about the Federation, The Angel, Cucurucho, and Quackity with Bad and Foolish until they noticed Cucurucho spying on them.
  • Slimecicle, in exile, collected resources to build a shrine, summon The Angel, and make a deal to resurrect Tilín.
  • Cucurucho conducted a wellness survey of the parents and eggs who were awake.[Citation needed]
  • Slimecicle built a mine and was approached by Cucurucho, who showed him the clip of JuanaFlippa’s second death.[Citation needed]
  • The Angel appeared, and Charlie attempted to negotiate for the return of Tilín or JuanaFlippa using the life he was promised for building the farm; The Angel said he would bring the proposal to the gods, but it would take several days.[Citation needed]

Day 27ː April 17, 2023ː The Funeral [top]

  • A funeral was held for Trump, Tilín, and JuanaFlippa in the newly built church. (See Funeral for more.)

Day 28ː April 18, 2023 [top]

  • Quackity announced the opening of his school and told the parents to bring their eggs there.
  • Dapper, Leo, Chayanne, Lullah, Ramón, Bobby, and Biden attended the school, taught by Quackity, while Roier, Foolish, and Bad watched.[Citation needed]
  • Dapper and Ramon burnt down the school.[Citation needed]

Day 29ː April 19, 2023 [top]

  • Bad and Foolish renovated spawn.[Citation needed]
  • Bad told Dapper a story about Skeppy.

Day 30ː April 20, 2023 [top]

  • Bad told Vegetta about Foolish’s cheating allegations and he was shown Leo’s picture of Foolish and Mariana, but wasn’t convinced.
  • Maximus and Bad shared their theories about the island with Foolish, Vegetta, Roier, Jaiden, Leo, and Bobby.
  • Philza, Chayanne, and Lullah were all downed and killed by a severly overpowered mob. This was retconned as a "nightmare" when the deaths were deemed unfair.
  • Slimecicle and Quackity planned for Slime to transform into an egg that Quackity would adopt,[Citation needed] eavesdropped on by Bad.

Day 31ː April 21, 2023 [top]

  • Gegg made his first appearance.

Day 32ː April 22, 2023 [top]

  • Bad saw Quackity at Lullah’s house on the map and visited, where he found Quackity, a disguised Roier, and Gegg vandalizing the house.[Citation needed] He took her to Philza's basement where she stayed until he found her.

Day 33ː April 23, 2023 [top]

  • BadBoyHalo built a pizzeria, which he named “Chico Malo’s.”

Day 34ː April 24, 2023 [top]

  • The parents received a video telling them their children would die in 6 days;[Citation needed] Quackity’s voice could be heard in the background[Citation needed].
  • Bad talked to Wilbur about Day 32’s events around Lullah, and Wilbur said he didn’t trust Gegg, but didn’t think Quackity posed a real threat.
  • Bad and Maximus planned to interrogate Quackity about his suspected plan to kill the eggs.
  • Dapper showed off his new discovery of Rainbow Jelly, which made players rainbow.[Citation needed]
  • Bad visited Tilín’s grave to give them a final message.

Day 35ː April 25, 2023 [top]

  • Maximus showed Roier, Jaiden, Bad, Foolish, Leo, Dapper, and Bobby the nightclub he was building, “Las Casualonas.”
  • Maximus showed Bad the secret room he built in the nightclub for questioning Quackity.
  • Bad and Dapper visited the new art museum.

Day 36: April 26, 2023 [top]

  • Maximus, Bad, Fit, Roier, Foolish, Leo, and Vegetta discussed their plan to interrogate Quackity.
  • The group got Quackity drunk and led him to the secret room, where Roier and Vegetta gave him a sensual show[Citation needed] as their stage personas, “Melissa” and “La Mamada de los Dientes.” Quackity drunkenly told them he planned to kill all the eggs.[Citation needed] They trapped him and Maximus revealed that he caught the confession on film.
  • Maximus suggested putting Quackity on trial for planning to kill the eggs.[Citation needed]
  • Quackity ran off, upset, and stated that he only said what he did to impress the others[Citation needed].
  • Leo lost a life to a catchalot whale while Foolish was AFK.[Citation needed]
  • Bad and Dapper gave Spreen a tour of their farm.
  • Foolish, Bad, and Dapper trapped and killed a catchalot whale as revenge for Leo's death.

Day 37ː April 27, 2023 [top]

  • Bad told Foolish that Leo’s death didn’t mean he was a bad parent.
  • Bad gave Foolish a tour of his farm.
  • Leo visited Psicologier to discuss her new trauma around whales and the ocean.[Citation needed]

Day 38ː April 28, 2023 [top]

  • Bad and Lullah showed Wilbur Lullah’s new pet, Panchito the gorilla.[Citation needed] Wilbur was upset Bad had taken Lullah out without asking his permission.

Day 39ː April 29, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 40: April 30, 2023ː Brazilian Boat Crash [top]

  • All the eggs were found to have disappeared.[Citation needed]
  • Brazilians had arrived to the island. (See Brazilian Arrival for more.)
  • The islanders were messaged by the Federation, which told them that their eggs had been returned safely.
  • The islanders found their eggs in the adoption center attic, cracked.[Citation needed] There was a new egg wearing a Brazilian fútbol jersey, which the Brazilians adopted and named Richarlyson.
  • Richarlyson lost his first life, but it was returned due to it being his first day.[Citation needed]

May, 2023

Day 41ː May 1, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 42ː May 2, 2023 [top]

Day 43ː May 3, 2023 [top]

  • The Favela Five devised a training routine to strengthen Richarlyson so he would never die. It was referred to as “Project Immortalyson”[Citation needed] and included lessons in combat, parkour, stealing, and waterdropping. Foolish, Maxo, Roier, and Bad followed the event and cheered on Richarlyson. The event ended after Richarlyson mined his first diamond.

Day 44ː May 4, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 45: May 5, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit, Foolish, Bad, Max, Philza, and their children investigated Luzu's computer; upon finding nothing, they decided to follow train tracks and see where they led. Philza stayed behind to watch the three eggs (Chayanne, Leo, and Richarlyson), who were suddenly targeted by the Binary Entity.[Citation needed] Philza messaged the other parents, who quickly returned, and the Entity was chased away.
  • Bobby lost his first life, drowning while trying to escape the Binary Entity.[Citation needed]

Day 46ː May 6, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 47ː May 7, 2023 [top]

  • With input from Cellbit, the Theory Bros rebranded into ‘Ordo Theoritas’ and adopted a new logo.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit and Forever created the “Pintinho Plan,” building an illegal iron farm in an attempt to lure and interrogate Cucurucho.[Citation needed] During the plan’s execution, Cellbit was suddenly teleported to a dark, dilapidated tunnel, where Cucurucho chased him with a chainsaw until he fell into a spike trap and was killed.[Citation needed] Cellbit sustained permanent chainsaw scars[Citation needed] and was traumatized by the experience. Shortly after respawning, Cellbit was once again teleported to the tunnel, where Cucurucho laughed at his corpse. Cucurucho guided Cellbit to a dilapidated white room which resembled “limbo” from the funeral.[Citation needed] Cucurucho interrogated Cellbit about his rulebreaking, and he promised to stop if it answered a question truthfully. He asked if the island was real, and Cucurucho said yes.[Citation needed]
  • Quackity resolved to move on from Tilín’s death, believing it had stunted his growth and made him resentful. He said a final farewell to Tilín’s grave before breaking her bed and tying her ribbon around his arm.[Citation needed]

Day 48ː May 8, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 49ː May 9, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 50ː May 10, 2023 [top]

  • Felps was kidnapped by Cucurucho after odd behavior from both of them.
  • Cellbit, Roier, Bad, and Maxo attempted to investigate Felps' situation.

Day 51ː May 11, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 52ː May 12, 2023 [top]

  • The eggs were called to La Vecindad, where Quackity officiated their graduation.[Citation needed] All the eggs graduated except Chayanne and Dapper,[Citation needed] because Quackity didn’t like them. They later ended up getting diplomas because Quackity’s mom wanted them to, as they were her favorites.[Citation needed]
  • The Binary Code Entity appeared; Quackity did not recognize it, but Bad immediately prepared to protect the eggs.[Citation needed] The entity appeared inside the room with the eggs, incapacitated Lullah,[Citation needed] and flew away.
  • Ramón was downed by the code while alone.[Citation needed] They were unable to reach him in time and he bled out. This was retconned as a 'nightmare'.[Citation needed]

Day 53ː May 13, 2023 [top]

  • Forever and Richarlyson started a project to flatten an entire desert in order to create an ocean so Forever could build a replica of Copacabana Beach.[Citation needed]

Day 54ː May 14, 2023 [top]

Day 55ː May 15, 2023 [top]

  • Fit, Forever, Philza, Chayanne, Ramón, Richarlyson, and Lullah were attacked by the Binary Code Entity,[Citation needed] which they quickly realized was only targeting Lullah.[Citation needed]
  • Lullah lost her first life to Philza[Citation needed], who accidentally killed her with the Sweeping Edge Bug while fighting the entity.[Citation needed]

Day 56: May 16, 2023ː French Plane Crash [top]

  • (See French Arrival for more.)
  • Pomme was adopted by the French speakers.
  • Philza and Fit returned to the plane and, finding that it was no longer protected, stole the shulker boxes.[Citation needed] Fit also took what he believed to be the plane’s black box.[Citation needed]
  • Bad, Cellbit, and Dapper teamed up to do the day’s tasks.[Citation needed]
  • Dapper lost a life to the binary entity,[Citation needed] which also killed Cellbit.
  • The binary entity attacked Maximus,[Citation needed] who did not respawn[Citation needed] and was presumed to be either permanently dead or in lethal danger.

Day 57: May 17, 2023 [top]

  • Roier, Foolish, and planned to complete tasks together, but after a lighthearted argument with Foolish and Bad, Roier decided to complete them alone.[Citation needed]
  • Bobby was downed by a Vindicator due to the unexpectedly strong mobs and Roier’s lag.[Citation needed] Roier was also killed and respawned very far away, and Bobby bled out.[Citation needed]
  • Jaiden woke up and Roier broke the news to her.[Citation needed]
  • Roier and Jaiden met with Cellbit, and he offered support[Citation needed] in getting Bobby’s death retconned due to the extenuating circumstances of Roier’s lag.
  • The Federation did not make a clear statement at the time[Citation needed], and Bobby’s status on the Egg Statistics was shown as a question mark.[Citation needed]

Day 58: May 18, 2023ː Quest for Bobby [top]

  • Maximus woke up in a white room with life support equipment attached to him,[Citation needed] including an IV stand with apparent sentience.[Citation needed]
  • After passed through a Federation room with a fountain, Maximus found Cucurucho in a corridor like the one where Cellbit was tortured.[Citation needed] Cucurucho asked various questions about his condition before it lead him to a teleporter and told him to enjoy the island. Maximus used the teleporter and was transported to an area near the Wall.[Citation needed]
  • The Quest for Bobby resulted in Bobby's death being ruled as final.[Citation needed]
  • Quackity attempted to get answers from Cucurucho and even offered to work for it, but was denied.[Citation needed]
  • Quackity approached Cellbit and told him about the encounter with Cucurucho,[Citation needed] revealing the plans he had written for a revolution against the Federation.

Day 59ː May 19, 2023 [top]

  • Spurred on by Bobby’s death, Forever, Cellbit, and Bad[Citation needed] decided to act on their idea for a collective egg safehouse,[Citation needed] or ‘Egg hotel,’ which would work by using ender pearl stasis chambers to allow emergency teleportation of an individual egg when their lever was pulled,[Citation needed] or all awake eggs when the panic button was pressed.[Citation needed]
  • Forever[Citation needed] immediately began constructing the safehouse as fast as possible, and it was dubbed the "N.I.N.H.O.", meaning "NEST."[Citation needed]

Day 60ː May 20, 2023 [top]

  • The french-speaking creators showed off their dirt generator, which they called the “shit factory.”[Citation needed]
  • Forever continued work on the N.I.N.H.O.
  • Cellbit completed the QSMP Global ARG, finding that the clues had been left by the Binary Entity to get the islanders to leave.

Day 61ː May 21, 2023 [top]

  • Forever summoned Cucurucho.
  • Missa woke up after several weeks, spent time with Chayanne, and challenged Forever to a battle for Philza's affection.[20][21]

Day 62ː May 22, 2023 [top]

  • Forever finished the N.I.N.H.O.’s essential structure and functionality.[Citation needed]
  • Maximus, Vegetta, and Fit analyzed a video about an event,[Citation needed] concluding that the event was organized by the Federation and the person in the video was an islander, and possibly a traitor.[Citation needed] After showing the video to SOFIA, she concluded that the person in it was Cellbit,[Citation needed] and they began to doubt their earlier theories.[Citation needed]
  • Maximus attempted to convince Foolish and Vegetta to get married.[Citation needed]

Day 63ː May 23, 2023 [top]

  • The awake members of the island had a tea party.[Citation needed]
  • Roier spent four days drowning in his pool due to grief from Bobby’s death;[Citation needed] Bad tried to help him deal with his grief.
  • Ikea was made canon.[Citation needed]

Day 64ː May 24, 2023 [top]

  • A party was held at the Favela around the Vivo Turbo ad.[Citation needed]
  • Unable to take down the ad, Cellbit became angry at everyone involved.[Citation needed] He ran away and declared his plans for a fresh start and an alliance with the Federation.[Citation needed]
  • Forever gathered everybody on a glass platform above the flattened desert and gave an inaugural speech[Citation needed] before breaking the border blocks to flood it,[Citation needed] with the help of Richarlyson and Philza.[Citation needed] Cellbit was present for the event, but isolated himself from the other residents,[Citation needed] shutting down their attempts at reconciliation.
  • The group boated around the newly created ocean.
  • Cellbit and Forever were brought to a Federation room by Cucurucho for their discussion over the Creative blocks.[Citation needed] Cellbit suddenly stopped defending Forever and instead turned against him,[Citation needed] Cellbit asserted that he should have sole custody of Richarlyson.[Citation needed]
  • Maximus discovered that SOFIA’s password had been changed.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit met with Maximus, Richarlyson, and Roier.
  • Cellbit revealed that he was the one who changed SOFIA’s password and asked Max to support him at the custody hearing in exchange for the new password.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit asked for Roier’s help, claiming he was trying to get Bobby back by infiltrating the Federation,[Citation needed] and said he’d need some alone time from now on.
  • Cellbit explained his plans to Richarlyson, saying that he cared for him and wanted to protect him from the incompetence of his other parents.[Citation needed] He handed Richarlyson a letter with unknown contents, and they went for a walk together.[Citation needed]
  • The Binary Entity attacked Cellbit, killing him but ignoring Richarlyson.[Citation needed] Cellbit attempted to put the NINHO signal in chat but was ignored,[Citation needed] Richarlyson teleported to Forever's base and got his attention, panicked.[Citation needed]
  • Richarlyson was teleported to the N.I.N.H.O. with the other eggs by Forever,[Citation needed] but Cellbit seemed not to respawn[Citation needed] and was presumed to be either permanently dead or in lethal danger.
  • Forever held a meeting of Ordo Theoritas declaring Cellbit missing,[Citation needed] which made him the interim head of the order.[Citation needed]
  • The members invited Baghera to the order[Citation needed] and filled her in on the key events from the past before discussing their current plan.
  • The Ordo resolved to recruit more trusted residents[Citation needed] and gear up to attack the base of the Federation.[Citation needed]
  • Quackity woke up and learned about the day’s previous events.
  • Quackity decided to take Richarlyson far away from everyone else to protect him.[Citation needed] He wrote two letters for the other residents to explain his plan before he and Richas traveled far away and built a secret base.[Citation needed] Bad took note of their position on the map,[Citation needed] but didn't think anything of it.
  • Bad was jumpscared by Cucurucho in a dungeon.

Day 65ː May 25, 2023 [top]

  • Forever found Richarlyson missing and read one of the letters left by Quackity,[Citation needed] interpreting it to mean that Quackity kidnapped Richas.[Citation needed]
  • Forever spread the plan to attack the Federation.
  • Forever decided finding Richarlyson was his top priority.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit woke up in a Federation hospital,[Citation needed] before returning to the Favela.[Citation needed]
  • Baghera expressed her support for Forever in the custody case.[Citation needed]
  • Pac and Mike showed Cellbit, Antoine, and Pierre the hide and seek arena.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit and Forever met and discussed events; Forever suspected that Cellbit might have been bluffing to infiltrate the Federation, but didn’t fully trust him.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit monologued to himself in his head, explaining that he was in fact a double agent.[Citation needed] He stated that he regretted the way he had treated the other islanders and didn’t expect forgiveness, but thought it necessary to make his defection believable.[Citation needed]
  • Forever and Bad found where Quackity had taken Richarlyson, and seeing the lax security of the house, brought him back with them.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit recruited Foolish’s help to build his new home, a Gothic castle.[Citation needed]
  • Foolish reflected on his positive relationship with Cucurucho and how he believed being friends with it would keep his family safe.[Citation needed]

Day 66ː May 26, 2023 [top]

  • Vegetta, Leo, and Roier visited Bobby’s grave[Citation needed] and planned to have a competition at Fit’s gym someday.[Citation needed]
  • Forever and Foolish planned to make a horse racetrack and Forever showed Foolish around N.I.N.H.O.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit was given tasks by Cucurucho.[Citation needed]
  • Cellbit established Castelo do Cellbo & Richas and sought out Foolish's help for construction. (See Castelo do Cellbo & Richas for more.)
  • Forever visited the location he saw Cellbit and Cucurucho at the day before, discovering a Federation construction site of what looked like a prison.[Citation needed] He attempted to kill one of the workers, but Cucurucho shot him.[Citation needed]
  • Bad visited Cellbit at his castle and attempted to reason with him, but left when they failed to reach an agreement.[Citation needed]
  • Bad and Dapper investigated the construction site after discussing it with Baghera.[Citation needed]
  • Dapper stole Cellbit’s report,[Citation needed] but he and Bad were caught by Cucurucho while reading it and it was confiscated.[Citation needed]
  • Bad and Baghera discussed the report and shared theories, becoming suspicious of Max as they believed he could be under the Federation’s influence due to his time in their medical ward.[Citation needed]

Day 67ː May 27, 2023 [top]

  • Fit and Forever discussed the jail and made a secret plan to sabotage & destroy it. Forever’s idea was to make an emergency jailbreak method by using the same mechanism as the N.I.N.H.O. but for Ordo Theoritas’ members, and to destroy the jail with TNT.
  • Cellbit was given a penultimate mission titled “Cleanliness,” which tasked him with removing all the ‘Missing’ posters he and Richarlyson had put up for Felps.
  • Pomme was attacked by the Binary Code Entity twice, but the attacks failed due to the N.I.N.H.O.’s effectiveness.
  • The N.I.N.H.O. failed to function on the third attack, as Forever, with unfortunate timing, was tinkering with the redstone mechanisms; however, Pomme survived. The N.I.N.H.O.’s malfunction causes the French speakers to mistrust each other and Forever, who they believed was sabotaging them. The misunderstanding was eventually cleared up and they apologized to Forever, but he was left very stressed by the events.
  • Cellbit was given a final mission called “Order.” He and Quackity were lead to Cucurucho’s office, where Cellbit was told to break all but one of Forever’s XP farm spawners with Quackity as a witness.
  • Cellbit and Quackity broke into Forever’s base, and Cellbit left after completing his mission; Quackity stayed behind to explode the entire farm, but was almost caught by Forever before Cucurucho teleported him away.
  • For an unknown reason, Cucurucho took Cellbit to clean the graves of the dead eggs in a specific order: first Tilín, then JuanaFlippa, then Trump, and finally Bobby.
  • Cucurucho told Cellbit that he would be officiated as a Federation member the next day, May 28th.

Day 68ː May 28, 2023 [top]

  • Forever visited Cellbit’s Castle to get revenge for the destruction of his XP farm, but found Foolish and Leo working on it. Forever demanded that Foolish and Leo leave the castle, hinting that he was planning to blow it up; this was later revealed to be a lie to scare them off, as he didn’t want them to be involved. Foolish refused and tensions rose, and eventually Forever tried to force the two out by hitting them with his sword. Foolish was enraged that he had hit Leo.
  • Forever filled the castle with copies of the Vivo Turbo ad, creating extreme audiovisual clutter.
  • Forever apologized to Leo and talked things out with Foolish, and the Vivo Turbo ads were removed. Foolish warned Forever that Vegetta would not be as forgiving if he found out what happened, but Forever resolved to tell Vegetta and apologize himself.
  • Cellbit showed off the castle to Richarlyson.
  • Cucurucho appeared to take Cellbit for his induction into the Federation.
  • Cellbit gave Richarlyson a book called “A Verdade,” which contained the words “COROA DE ESPINHOS; 3004,” and told him to give it to Forever when he felt it was the right time.
  • Cellbit was taken to a Federation room by Cucurucho and signed a Federation contract. He found a room with live video feed that showed Felps frozen in a block of ice.
  • Cellbit freaked out and ran out of the HQ, finding Richarlyson and telling him to give the book to Forever only to be teleported back to the HQ by Cucurucho.
  • Cellbit was banned from the server.
  • Richarlyson gave Forever the book, and Bad figured out that it indicated Christ the Redeemer.
  • They climbed to the top of the statue and found a locked chest, which opened with the password 3004 (a reference to Richarlyson’s adoption day, April 30th). Inside the chest were items and letters addressed to Forever, Mike, Pac, Richarlyson, Roier, and Cucurucho. The first five letters contained personal messages, while the last contained 22 pages filled with various ways of saying “fuck you” in Brazilian Portuguese. In the letters, Cellbit revealed that he had been a double agent and apologized for the way he had treated the rest of the islanders.
  • Forever called an Ordo Theoritas meeting and explained what had transpired to Foolish and Bad.
  • They tried to reach the Federation base through the corridors, but the buttons for the door had been taken down and replaced with an unknown password.
  • Bad showed SOFIA to Foolish.

Day 69ː May 29, 2023 [top]

  • Pac and Mike woke up and learn about recent events; Richarlyson told them about Cellbit and gave them the letter he left for them. They started looking for ways to break blocks protected by the Federation, succeeding using a Create mod machine they named ‘Carla.’
  • The Federation noticed the destruction and threatened Tazercraft in the case of further rulebreaking.
  • Tazercraft, Bad, and Richarlyson played a game of Hide ‘n Seek with Cucurucho in return for answers.
  • Cucurucho placed down multiple skull paintings and told them “WATER FREEZES AT ZERO DEGREES CELCIUS” when they won.
  • Bad, Pac, and Mike discussed the Federation’s apparent obsession with happiness and how it could be related to Cucurucho and the Code Entity.
  • Bad brought up the fact that Cucurucho always asked survey questions in past tense (ex. “What was your name?”) as well as sharing other theories.
  • Forever gave a speech declaring war against the Federation, intending both to attack the jail being built and to storm the Federation HQ to rescue Felps and Cellbit

Day 70ː May 30, 2023 [top]

  • Quackity woke up very early, planning to break as many rules as possible. He did so before getting scared and logging out.
  • Baghera and Antoine discussed the Binary Entity and Cellbit’s disappearance.
  • Forever told Roier about recent events and gave him the letter he was left by Cellbit, before explaining the plan to attack the Federation base.
  • Vegetta adopted Roier, seeing how lonely he was after the loss of Bobby and Cellbit.
  • The now expanded Gaymer-Gamers family (Foolish, Vegetta, Leo, and Roier) spent quality time together, along with Fit and Ramón.
  • Quackity noticed Cucurucho spying on him.
  • Forever explained the Cellbit situation to Quackity.
  • Cucurucho appeared and asked Quackity to follow it; Quackity handed Forever a book in which he had written “im being followed.”
  • Forever and Baghera tried to go with Quackity and Cucurucho but were unsuccessful; they eavesdropped on the conversation, in which Cucurucho was interrogating Quackity about his illegal early-morning activities.
  • Foolish, Vegetta, Roier, and Leo continued building the train tracks between the dragon and Vegetta’s house.
  • Maximus and Forever visited SOFIA and managed to activate her using the password “Regret,” which Cellbit had disclosed in one of his letters.
  • Maximus, Forever, Bad, and Roier talked with SOFIA and planned to install a self-destruct button for her.
  • They changed SOFIA’s activation/deactivation password to “Komanche” and set it to only work if both Bad and Max were in the room.
  • A birthday party for Richarlyson was held on top of N.I.N.H.O.
  • Forever talked to Vegetta about the current situation on the island and Foolish & Leo; they were spied on by Batman and Perry the Platypus.
  • Bad showed Foolish a public emergency waystone he placed at spawn.
  • Maximus, Roier, and Foolish built an antenna which they connected to SOFIA using redstone.
  • Baghera joined them and they talked with SOFIA, who revealed that the eggs may not be organic living beings, as they did not have DNA.
  • SOFIA revealed that Quesadilla Island was located at Point Nemo, the oceanic pole of inaccessibility, as well as sharing a set of coordinates.
  • After the rest of the group left, Foolish taught SOFIA about pranks and asked her to say that he was a member of the Federation if she was ever asked.
  • The group went to the coordinates and found a part of the crashed airplane, as well as a chest which contained a flight recorder box. SOFIA scanned the flight recorder box and was able to relay the general flight details and data, as well as an audio file recorded right before the crash.
  • Bad showed Baghera and Foolish his house and they talked about Quackity’s earlier interactions with Cucurucho.

Day 71ː May 31, 2023 [top]

  • Forever finished Leo’s room in the N.I.N.H.O. and showed it to Foolish.
  • Foolish continued work on Cellbit’s Castle.
  • Pac and Mike continued work on the Hide ’n Seek arena.
  • Jaiden woke up and was followed by Cucurucho, who asked what she wanted. Jaiden said she either wanted Bobby back, or, if that wasn't possible, for the rest of the eggs to be safe. She was given tasks similar to those that Cellbit received. Jaiden did not trust Cucurucho but decided to do the tasks, as she claimed to have nothing else to lose.
  • Jaiden, Cucurucho, BadBoyHalo, Dapper, Forever, Richarlyson, Baghera Jones, Etoiles, Pomme, Philza and Lullah held a boat race.
  • Philza was temporarily watching Pomme and Richas when the Binary Code Entity appeared and one-hit killed him before popping six of Pomme’s totems of undying and killing her. After respawning, Philza suspected Cucurucho's involvement and, angered by the unstoppable attack, went to confront it. Cucurucho laughed at him and denied the Code’s existence, further enraging him.[22] The death was dubbed unfair and Pomme's life was returned.
  • Baghera, Bad, and Forever theorized about the events of the most recent nightmare.
  • Baghera grew distrustful of Jaiden, as Jaiden had unintentionally distracted her while Philza and the eggs were attacked.

June, 2023

Day 72ː June 1, 2023 [top]

  • Forever showed Vegetta the N.I.N.H.O.
  • A rescue mission was held for Cellbit and Felps.
  • Cellbit gave a speech in the Ordo Theoritas meeting room. A party was held on the N.I.N.H.O. rooftop in celebration.
  • Cellbit proposed to Roier. Roier immediately accepted and the wedding was planned for June 16th.
  • Cellbit and Felps told Forever the details of their experience.
  • Forever talked to Felps about Cellbit.
  • BadBoyHalo gathered the group at spawn and explained the functionality of sharestones.
  • Bad, Cellbit, Foolish, Baghera, Felps, and Pierre organized a waterdrop competition and a boat race for the eggs as part of the daily tasks.

Day 73ː June 2, 2023 [top]

  • Forever announced his plan to move his base closer to the Favela and restrict access to the Brazilians and his closest friends.
  • Philza, Chayanne and Lullah worked on their parkour course on the Wall.[23]
  • Philza, Pac, Mike, and completed tasks with Richarlyson, Chayanne and Lullah as a group.
  • Richarlyson gave Felps a tour of the changes on the server.
  • Cellbit talked with Philza and Jaiden about his upcoming wedding and first date, asking Jaiden what Roier would like as a gift.
  • After learning about the tasks Jaiden received from Cucurucho, Cellbit warned her to stay away from it.
  • Cellbit and Jaiden joined Baghera and BadBoyHalo to talk about Cellbit’s memories from his infiltration.
  • Jaiden and Baghera cleared up their previous misunderstanding and Baghera no longer distrusted Jaiden.
  • Cucurucho came to collect Jaiden’s task reports, but found out that she had not finished them due to Cellbit’s advice.
  • Jaiden and Etoiles jokingly discussed visiting the Nether, as there was nothing left for Etoiles to explore in the Overworld.
  • Quackity learned of the upcoming wedding and was upset, as he wanted to be the first on the island to have one. Cellbit told him that he had two weeks to get married and still be the first.
  • Quackity secretly told Jaiden he wanted to marry Etoiles.
  • Cellbit planned to match-make Quackity and BadBoyHalo.
  • Quackity attempted to start a business by auctioning the illegal netherite he obtained by killing a Federation worker. The group instead decided that killing him and taking it was easier. He used a waystone to escape over 11,000 blocks away, where he left the netherite before secretly returning.
  • Cellbit was stood up on his first date with Roier and planned to talk to Psicologoier about it.

Day 74ː June 3, 2023 [top]

  • Fit discovered that he could use a watermelon gun to place melons inside Federation-protected buildings and went on a griefing spree before getting timed-out.
  • Bad and Dapper pranked Cellbit, Etoiles, and Foolish with reinforced blocks.
  • Foolish dropped off a letter for Cellbit, in which he said that Cellbit had become a capable builder and no longer needed his help finishing the castle.

Day 75ː June 4, 2023 [top]

  • The Brazilians were on edge due to a screenshot posted by @QuackityStudios that seemingly hinted something bad would happen to Richarlyson.[Citation needed]
  • Forever came up with a plan to protect Richarlyson.
  • Cellbit showed Forever the painting of Richarlyson in the style of Romero Britto.
  • Forever showed off the N.I.N.H.O.’s updated security system.
  • Quackity started planning his wedding with an unnamed fiancé.
  • An old man named “Abueloier,” assumed to be Roier’s grandfather, showed up at Cellbit’s Castle, claiming he didn't know where he was or how he got there.
  • Cellbit, Quackity, Baghera, Foolish, and Bad spent time with Abueloier, with chaotic results.
  • Cellbit, Foolish, and Baghera tried to convince Bad to consider dating Forever.
  • Quackity continued planning his wedding while followed by Abueloier, eventually deciding to build his own wedding venue.
  • Cellbit lost control and killed Abueloier twice, seemingly leaving him permanently dead.
  • Cellbit told the residents that Abueloier died from natural causes, convincing Richarlyson to support him in the lie.
  • Fit sent strange messages in the server chat.
  • BadBoyHalo celebrated Dapper’s birthday.
  • Philza did quests with Chayanne and Lullah and explored the map for a bit after they went to sleep.[24]

Day 76ː June 5, 2023 [top]

  • Fit found a book in his inventory that said, “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. YOU HAVE TO MAKE CONTACT.”
  • Fit reflected on duties he had apparently been putting off since adopting Ramón, his life on the island and 2b2t, the strange messages he had been leaving in chat, and his purpose in being on the island. He waited for Ramón to wake up, but he didn’t. Fit entered a secret room next to his house, where a computer was set up. He logged in, failing to bypass the Federation firewall.
  • Fit communicated with an unknown person through the computer, revealing that it was possibly one of the two who invited everyone to the island, and that Fit had been hired to access something on the island that his client wanted. The Federation was seen as an obstacle that must be eliminated, though the conflict on the island increased the value of the target. Fit’s last message failed to send and he was disconnected.
  • Philza, Forever, Baghera, and their eggs visited a flower dungeon prepared by Bad.
  • An intense discussion about Phil and Forever’s relationship was had.
  • Forever teleported all the eggs to N.I.N.H.O., but it was later revealed that only Richarlyson was in danger and Forever simply used the panic button instead of his lever.
  • Baghera and Bad discussed the possibility that Cellbit and Felps were Federation sleeper agents.
  • KFC was made canon.
  • Forever showed Bad and Baghera his base and they planned to build a trio base.

Day 77ː June 6, 2023 [top]

  • Pac & Mike held a funeral for Carla, who had become illegal under the new QSMP rules.
  • Tazercraft, Richarlyson, Fit, and Ramón played Hot Potato on the Favela football pitch.
  • Tazercraft showed off Carlos, a drill they were working on which was Carla’s sibling.
  • Tazercraft decided to hold a Brazilian june festival (Festa Junina).
  • Ramón showed Fit new machines he had made with the Create mod.
  • Fit pranked Foolish by shooting melons at him.
  • Fit and Ramón decorated a house with Baghera’s input..\
  • Maximus, Baghera, and Bad visited SOFIA to analyze Pomme’s DNA, learning that the eggs were only half-organic and could not have been naturally laid by a dragon.
  • SOFIA’s Antenna was fixed.
  • SOFIA confirmed there were no cloning machines on the island.
  • SOFIA detected a radio wave coming from the crashed Cargo Ship, caused by a black box. Upon retrieval and analysis, the black box revealed that the ship was traveling from Australia to Rio de Janeiro until a detour led them to crash on the island. SOFIA said that ship may have been sabotaged.
  • Quackity joined with the intention of working on his wedding plans, but got distracted. Jaiden guessed he intended to marry Wilbur, eliciting a moderately confirmatory reaction from him.
  • A faceless Federation worker began following Quackity while he took care of Lullah, and he treated it with a mixture of kindness and cruelty, at times hanging out with it and at others making fun of it.
  • Quackity made the faceless worker build for him.
  • Quackity eventually settled on good terms with the worker, giving it the name “Walter Bob” and acknowledging it as a friend.
  • Maximus took Quackity to SOFIA, hoping he could teach her about feelings.
  • Quackity taught SOFIA about friends, attachment, and grief, working through his own problems as he did so.
  • Quackity returned home and gave up on his wedding plan, having realized it came from a place of emotional immaturity.
  • Forever and Maximus theorized together and grew distrustful of Jaiden and BadBoyHalo.
  • Maximus put full trust in Forever and considered him the only trustworthy person on the island.
  • Maximus and Forever invisibly spied on Jaiden and Cucurucho’s conversation in Bobby’s Fields but were discovered.
  • Forever moved into his new base.

Day 78ː June 7, 2023 [top]

  • Tazercraft, Baghera, and Pierre hung out.
  • Pierre showed off Cucurucruos and they visited the hide-and-seek arena, Chume Labs, and Antoine’s towers of shit.
  • The group talked about the disappearances of Cellbit and Felps.
  • Pac and Mike worked on Festa Junina.
  • Baghera showed Forever a room she had created with signs that displayed information she had gathered about the island and residents. The room was only accessible by the two of them and Bad. Forever shared additional info with her.
  • Baghera and Forever discussed Jaiden and Cucurucho’s meeting and posited Bobby’s Fields as a suspicious location.
  • Pac and Mike showed off their progress on the Festa Junina area.
  • Pierre showed Forever his house.
  • Cellbit hung his theory board back up.
  • Cellbit explained more about his experiences at Federation HQ to Forever, eventually finding books he had taken from there and sharing them as well.
  • Cellbit and Forever talked in the Ordo Theoritas meeting room.
  • Forever showed Jaiden’s stasis chamber to Cellbit.
  • Cellbit replaced the Ordo logo on the wall.
  • Baghera showed Bad her secret whiteboard room.
  • Bad and Baghera talked about Forever’s distrust of Jaiden, Baghera suggesting it was paranoia from his experiences with Cellbit.
  • Baghera believed Jaiden was not lying, but being manipulated by Cucurucho.
  • Baghera and Bad wanted to learn more about Felps’ changed arm and visited the Church of Saint Felps to look for clues.
  • Baghera and Bad had a beach party with their eggs.
  • Forever discovered the warp plates between the egg graves and told Cellbit about them, not realizing that Cellbit already knew from his tasks for Cucurucho.
  • Forever, Baghera, Bad, and Cellbit met up and planned to follow the island’s train tracks again.
  • Cellbit filled in Bad and Baghera about his experience at the Federation HQ.
  • Dapper, Pomme, and Richarlyson tried to invoke Satan in the Ordo’s main hall, leading Cellbit to ban satanic rituals inside the Ordo.
  • The adults put the eggs to bed and split into pairs to ride their horses down the two tracks.
  • Foolish tried to follow them but was unsuccessful.
  • The group of four reached the portal at the end of the tracks and noticed that the frame was made of obsidian, concluding that it was an inactive Nether portal,
  • The four discussed the possibility of the tracks continuing into the Nether as part of a travel system and set a goal to activate the portals.
  • As it was possible for items but not people to go through Nether portals, they planned to send a message through a portal later, after talking to other Ordo members.
  • Cellbit and Richarlyson visited Foolish and he agreed to help build the wedding venue.
  • Richarlyson gifted Foolish a whale shark for his aquarium.

Day 79ː June 8, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit, Roier, and Quackity met to discuss their weddings.
  • Quackity revealed his plan to marry Wilbur.
  • Cellbit didn’t believe that Wilbur existed, leading to an argument with Roier where Cellbit accidentally implied that Abueloier was dead.
  • Cellbit visited Psicologoier, talking to Quackity as "Doctor Simi," and confessed to the murder of Abueloier. Doctor Simi told Cellbit to lie to Roier, but Cellbit told him the truth, which Roier already knew from eavesdropping.
  • Roier said he needed to reconsider the marriage and the wedding was called off.
  • Quackity killed Roier and Cellbit was furious, but relented after Quackity lied that it was due to cultural differences.
  • Roier stated that he needed to find his Abuelo’s body.
  • Cellbit said he would respect Roier’s need for space and gave Roier the same type of flower he had left for him in the contingency chest during his infiltration of the Federation.
  • Cellbit wrote an AITA Reddit post about the events with Abueloier.
  • Cellbit and Richarlyson met with Dapper and Bad, and Cellbit asked Dapper for a ritual to resurrect Abueloier. Bad tried to dissuade Cellbit and explained the rules of resurrection. Dapper told him about a ritual and explained the risks, but Cellbit was committed.
  • Cellbit decided to wait until Roier woke up again, as the ritual required a relative of the deceased.
  • Felps bathed Richarlyson.

Day 80ː June 9, 2023ː Festa Junina [top]

  • Festa Junina
  • Cellbit took Fit to Ordo Theoritas HQ and asked him about his strange messages, and Fit claimed he had just been joking around.
  • Cellbit told Fit more about the Federation HQ and the time he and Felps spent there.
  • Cellbit theorized that members of the Federation didn’t have infinite lives like the islanders, and were using them as test subjects to learn how to acquire them.
  • Cellbit wondered why the code attacked Max, since it only seemed to attack people who didn’t want to leave the island, and proposed it was related to SOFIA.
  • Roier and Foolish crashed the meeting and Roier showed a picture taken by Cellbit of Abueloier and Foolish lying in bed together. Roier asked about the circumstances of the photo. Bad and Etoiles revealed themselves to have been eavesdropping. Foolish denied having slept with Abueloier.
  • Cellbit showed Fit his castle and expressed that he wanted everyone to join Ordo Theoritas now that it was no longer secret.
  • Fit shared his knowledge about Cucurucho’s fear of elevators and suggested they find other places Cucurucho couldn’t access.
  • Cellbit told Fit he considered him a strong ally.
  • Cellbit told Forever to keep an eye on Fit’s behavior, as he thought the chat messages seemed very strange for a “joke.”
  • Foolish asked Bad for an explanation of what happened with the train tracks on Day 78.
  • Dapper and Ramón help Cellbit build a ritual room in his castle.
  • Forever used the ‘ttt’ code and the eggs were teleported to the N.I.N.H.O.; the parents were alarmed, but Forever explained that he had been downed by a mob while with Richarlyson and was scared Richas would be hurt as well.
  • Roier discovered that Abueloier was still alive and being taken care of by the Federation.
  • Roier met with Cellbit and Bad and told them Abueloier was alive.
  • Roier and Cellbit were very relieved, and Cellbit apologized for what he and Quackity had done; Roier forgave him.
  • Roier and Cellbit agreed to meet at the taquería for a date and asked Leonarda to be their waiter.
  • Roier invited Foolish to the date and he came, dressed as Mario.
  • Roier showed his family the OXXO he had built.
  • Foolish gave Cellbit permission to take Roier on a date, before pulling a glock on him and telling him that if he broke Roier's heart there would be consequences.
  • Forever and Richarlyson invisibly spied on the date from the sky, but Richas fell due to lag and was knocked down. Forever, unable to see him, used the ‘ttt’ code. Richas was saved and the situation was again explained.

Day 81ː June 10, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit found a riddle left for him by Montelyson and solved it, finding a secret room near the Art Gallery that contained a creepy painting and a book. The book was full of entries by Montelyson with an overall sentiment of derealization, depersonalization, and low self-esteem, as well as a note that the painting was the first of three. Cellbit was alarmed by this and hid the book and painting in the locked chest with other paintings by Montelyson.
  • Cellbit and Richas went on an adventure to get chaos seeds.
  • Philza and BadBoyHalo took care of the eggs together.

Day 82ː June 11, 2023

  • Foolish found that the sharks in his aquarium had multiplied extensively. He and Bad attempted to clear the tank, but he was killed. Bad witnessed all the sharks suddenly die in unison.
  • Leo and Foolish mourned the sharks.
  • Leo told Foolish about a nightmare she had and said that ‘sometimes she knows things.’
  • Foolish, Baghera, and Pierre hung out and Foolish was accused of infidelity.
  • Cellbit and Forever found a second Montelyson diary in the room by the Art Gallery.
  • The Grim Reaper visited Baghera.

Day 83ː June 12, 2023 [top]

  • A video played where the Duckling explained basics of the island to the new(er) residents and announced that elections were to be held, and that election manuals would be sent to all the residents. The campaign season was set to begin on June 17th and the president was set to be chosen on July 8th.
  • BadBoyHalo, Etoiles, and Quackity immediately considered running.
  • Quackity tried to talk to Cucurucho about their deal to bring back Tilín, and Cucurucho avoided the subject by passing him off to Walter Bob.
  • Quackity met with Etoiles and passed Walter Bob off to him before going to sleep.
  • Quackity’s stream was taken over by someone called ‘ElQuackity,’ who stood staring at a point for 10 seconds before leaving and ending stream.
  • Bad tried to convince Foolish to vote for him as president.

Day 84ː June 13, 2023 [top]

  • Mike decided to run for president.
  • Mike, Pac, and Foolish slacked off while Richas worked on the wedding venue. Forever joined them to gossip and discuss the elections.
  • Foolish admitted he wanted to run for president.
  • The Brazilians discussed who they wanted to vote for.
  • Forever shared his intentions to interview every candidate for his tabloid.
  • Foolish wrote down a list of rules he planned to implement as president, with help from Tazercraft and Richas.
  • Forever found a Federation construction site that resembled his base but slightly larger and believed that the Federation were mocking him.
  • BadBoyHalo planned to have a private conversation with every islander about the elections.
  • Forever and Bad had a gossip session and talked about the elections.
  • Quackity encountered two capybaras who communicated through meme sound bites and they followed him around. He asked them to rate his house, and they disapproved of it.
  • Quackity introduced the capybaras to Foolish and Leo. Another capybara, Forever, and BadBoyHalo late joined them.
  • Foolish asked the capybaras for rule suggestions to add to his list.
  • Forever and Quackity discussed the elections and the possibility of having candidates from every country.
  • Quackity expressed no longer wanting to be a candidate.
  • Foolish gave Forever his list of rules to be published in the tabloid.
  • Mr. Mustard and Foolish discovered Bad and Etoiles’ secret base.
  • Felps and Richarlyson were introduced to the capybaras, now named Mr. Mustard and Pozolito.
  • Cellbit gave wedding invitations to all the awake players, as well as Mr. Mustard.

Day 85ː June 14, 2023 [top]

  • Pac, Mike, and Maximus discussed the elections.
  • Maximus was unsure whether he was going to run for president.
  • BadBoyHalo, Baghera, and Philza discussed their elections plans.
  • Cellbit, Richarlyson, and Roier handed out wedding invitations to Baghera, Foolish, Maximus, and Philza.
  • Cellbit and Roier worked on preparations for the wedding ceremony.
  • Foolish carried out surgery to remove Federation spy technology from Maximus’ ass with assistance from Baghera and Cellbit, while Pomme and Richarlyson waited outside.
  • Richarlyson was chased by Cellbit, Foolish, and Roier while trying to avoid his bath. Foolish drowned while chasing him.
  • Everyone investigated the massive tower that the Federation was building.
  • The parents played hide & seek with the eggs.

Day 86ː June 15, 2023 [top]

  • Election leaderboards appeared next to the train station.
  • Forever showed Baghera his Organization HQ.
  • The online members attended Lullah’s birthday party. Forever gifted her a purple mushroom hat that would later become her main hat.
  • Antoine showed Tazercraft the Moon and they showed him Chume Labs.
  • Foolish, Baghera, and Bad talked about the elections.
  • Baghera presented her running platform.
  • Baghera and Bad read Foolish’s list of proposed rules.
  • Forever invited them to the Organization HQ, and they discussed Bad and Skeppy’s relationship.
  • They discussed ways to break the election system and to go against the Federation if elected, and whether or not they should play along with the Federation’s game.
  • Forever read Foolish’s list of rules.
  • The group wanted to create a council and hold a meeting about the elections.

Day 87ː June 16, 2023ː Cellbit-Roier Wedding [top]

  • Cellbit-Roier Wedding
  • Quackity was led away by Cucurucho and taken to a Federation room, where the floor suddenly opened up, dropping him into water.
  • Quackity was banned from the server.
  • Cellbit and Forever discussed the elections.

Day 88ː June 17, 2023 [top]

  • Forever and Cellbit talked about the elections and the Federation and discussed their campaign programs.
  • Foolish, Bad, Baghera, and Antoine hung out at Chico Malo’s Pizzeria.
  • Cellbit talked to Baghera about who was planning to run for president.
  • Forever and Cellbit decided to renovate the Favela.
  • Cellbit returned to his castle and found a black sign at the entrance that read “:)”.
  • Cellbit and Baghera met at the train station to discuss and investigate Quackity’s disappearance.
  • Cellbit and Baghera theorized about the Federation’s plans and the kidnappings.
  • They established that Quackity was the one who blew up the wedding venue
  • Jaiden showed Foolish exactly where Quackity disappeared.
  • Jaiden became Foolish’s campaign manager.

Day 89ː June 18, 2023 [top]

  • BadBoyHalo, Baghera, Cellbit, Etoiles, and Foolish visited the train station to investigate and discuss the exact details of Quackity’s disappearance, as well as the purpose of his meeting with Cucurucho.
  • Etoiles shared that he was also a witness to Quackity leaving with Cucurucho, and the group concluded his sighting took place before Jaiden’s.
  • Bad, Baghera, and Forever held a dance competition.
  • Jaiden visited Cellbit at his castle to check on him and hang out. They ended up discussing Quackity and the Federation. Jaiden explained what she saw in more detail. Using this and his own experience being kidnapped, Cellbit established that Quackity was teleported away when Jaiden saw him vanish.
  • Abueloier, having broken out of the hospital, showed up at the castle and Jaiden and Richarlyson met him for the first time.
  • Forever snooped on the group for his tabloid.
  • Richarlyson made multiple murder attempts on Abueloier.
  • They tried to find a place far away from everyone for Abueloier to live, but he rejected it and eventually fell asleep.

Day 90ː June 19, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 1 was published.
  • ElQuackity joined the server, entering in the same room where Quackity had been trapped.
  • Cucurucho led ElQuackity out of an exit in the train station and he became irritated, as he had wanted to use a different exit.
  • The others noticed ElQuackity on the map and arrived to greet him, but he left quickly.
  • ElQuackity entered a house built by Quackity, reading the door code off of a piece of paper, and took some items.
  • ElQuackity summoned the islanders to the Favela, where he gave them an explanation of what had happened to him during the wedding and shared information about the election mechanics: the candidates had two lives before they were disqualified, and they could earn quest coins to buy advertising.
  • ElQuackity showed the islanders the completed Election Tower and explained the logistics behind candidate advertising.
  • The official candidates were announced as being BadBoyHalo, Foolish, Etoiles, Baghera, Felps, Forever, Mike, and—with last-minute applications—Cellbit, Gegg, and ElQuackity.
  • The first debate was scheduled for June 23rd.
  • Bad and Dapper discovered that the computer at Luzu’s house was gone, and shared this information with Baghera and Forever.

Day 91ː June 20, 2023 [top]

  • Fit took care of Dapper and Lullah, alongside Ramón, Pomme, Baghera, Foolish, and Jaiden.
  • Charlie showed up briefly and spent time with the eggs.
  • Foolish recorded a campaign ad with help from Lullah and Fit.
  • Antoine, Bad, Etoiles, and Jaiden tried to prank Forever by telling him that they found a book with his name in it in a secret room in the Election Tower, which would imply he was working with the Federation, but Forever didn’t fall for it.
  • Pac found Aypierre’s secret base, the Aytelier, and discovers that he was farming the election leaderboard stats, then told Forever.
  • Forever and Cellbit discussed their plans to turn the Favela into a meeting point and how to dominate the leaderboards themselves. They planned to use Pierre’s farm against the French candidates in the debates.
  • Pac and Richarlyson built a cinema.
  • On the way to visit the cinema, Forever found a hidden jail cell containing a villager and a mechanism set to kill it after 7 minutes. He later learned out that it was built by Richas and confronted him about it.
  • Forever, Pac, and Richarlyson investigated the Aytelier further and confirmed that the French candidates had been using it to raise their "distance walked" stats.

Day 92ː June 21, 2023 [top]

  • Forever went searching for areas that might contain Federation bases, specifically strange terrain.
  • Forever, Pac, and Mike rescued Foolish from a spawn trap.
  • Cellbit and Forever planned their campaign and talk about other candidates, especially Gegg.
  • Foolish and Max worked on building a TV show set, and the first guest was set to be on June 22.
  • Cellbit babysat Chayanne and Lullah, talking about Quackity and Gegg with them and fighting for his life against the furry allegations.
  • Forever and Max discussed the elections and how it was suspicious that the elections had stopped all other activity on the island, including that of the code, Cucurucho, and SOFIA.
  • Forever told Max about Montelyson.
  • Forever, Max, Cellbit, and Baghera broke into ElQuackity’s house and searched his chests and backpacks. The significant discoveries included Dapper’s lost lasso, Bad’s item remover (which was last borrowed by Quackity), a photo from the wedding, and the fact that the blocks of the house were owned by Quackity. They heavily suspected that ElQuackity was not the same person as Quackity, and Cellbit planned to interrogate him as soon as possible.
  • Baghera and Max visited SOFIA but couldn't get her to function, then talked about the unknown person who gave Max the blueprints for SOFIA's computer.
  • Baghera and Max decided to transmit a message asking for help and information from Max’s radio tower, disguised as a song.

Day 93ː June 22, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit tried to convince Fit to vote for him, and Fit said he would consider it after hearing his prospective program.
  • Baghera cut the conversation short to talk with Cellbit about the elections.
  • Baghera told Cellbit that she hadn’t put much thought into her election plans and only had one idea to implement. Cellbit guessed that she was bluffing to lower the guard of the other candidates and hide her real plans.
  • Foolish was the first to use a billboard and ran his ad (with Fit’s voiceover) at spawn.
  • Maximus aired the pilot of his new talk show, “Gordinho Gostosinho.” He invited Foolish on as a guest to interview him and discuss his election plans. Batman made a cameo appearance. The show ended with Maximus extending an invitation to the other candidates.
  • ElQuackity planned an “Egg Carnival” for June 26th.
  • ElQuackity raised the suspicions of the other islanders by asking for TNT, gunpowder, and sand.
  • ElQuackity was interrupted by Abueloier, who bothered him.
  • Abueloier was blown up.
  • Forever and ElQuackity talked and Forever confirmed his personal suspicions that ElQuackity was an imposter.

Day 94ː June 23, 2023: The First Debate [top]

  • The first debate was held
  • All present for the debate later attended the party that was being held for Wilbur’s return to the server; however, Wilbur did not immediately show.
  • Ramón discovered TNT in the walls of the venue. Fit was alerted of this and sent the emergency code, and the eggs were teleported safely to the N.I.N.H.O.
  • ElQuackity pressed a button which exploded the party venue. Jaiden was instantly killed.
  • The residents gathered around the explosion crater to investigate.
  • Cellbit and Slimecicle were downed by mines placed by Pozolito and then killed from the resulting fall damage. Cellbit lost an electoral life. Gegg lost an electoral life.
  • Fit took Ramón to his hidden computer room and told him about the Contractor, and how he was on the island to retrieve something but was facing complications due to the Federation. He proposed setting up the computer in Ramón’s elevator, which the Federation workers seemed afraid of. He told Ramón that when he completed his mission, they would escape the island together.

Day 95ː June 24, 2023 [top]

  • Many people gathered to play Hide & Seek, including Senhora Neide and the eggs. Pac & Mike took the group to Chume Labs, where they were shown a video explaining the rules.
  • In the final round of Hide & Seek, Cucurucho joined the game, and was consequently in Survival mode. Cellbit challenged Cucurucho to a duel and chased it with a chainsaw.

Day 96ː June 25, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish and Leo found and captured a very rare Sunbird.
  • Forever and Etoiles discussed the first debate and their thoughts on the candidates.
  • Baghera was killed by a catchalot whale and lost her first electoral life, frustrating her greatly, as she had secretly planned to take it herself as part of her platform.
  • Forever showed Baghera the stasis chamber room and she set up an ender pearl.
  • Baghera and Cellbit discussed the first debate and wondered if there was still a way to resist the election.
  • Cellbit and Richarlyson finished building the StarBobby café, which was dedicated to the late eponymous egg.

Day 97ː June 26, 2023: The Second Debate [top]

Day 98ː June 27, 2023 [top]

  • Etoiles gives a TED talk on armor quality, having researched every available armor and calculated their relative statistics.

Day 99ː June 28, 2023 [top]

  • Ramón’s Barbershop opened at the Favela.
  • Mike, as self-appointed barber, gave himself, Pac, Forever, Etoiles, Baghera, and BadBoyHalo haircuts. Most of them were not happy with their new look.
  • Tazercraft gave Christ the Redeemer a three-dimensional face.
  • Bad, Roier, Cellbit, and the eggs played Hot Potato at the Hide & Seek arena.
  • Baghera made a video to explain her council idea and showed it to Bad, who liked it.
  • Bad, Baghera, Forever, and the eggs played together.

Day 100ː June 29, 2023 [top]

  • Forever, Fit, Richas, and Senhora Neide played hide and seek
  • Philza woke up after returning from VidCon and reunited with Forever and Fit; they discussed the upcoming TwitchCon Paris and Philza was shown the crater from Wilbur’s party and the missing computer by Luzu’s house. They discussed ElQuackity and possible methods to prove he was behind the explosion.
  • Bad, Dapper, and Senhora Neide renovated the school, then showed it to Forever and Richas.
  • Bad, Dapper, Richarlyson, Pomme, Leonarda, and Slimecicle went dungeon crawling.[25]

Day 101ː June 30, 2023 [top]

  • Mike gave Aypierre, Fit, Philza, and Cellbit haircuts, with varying degrees of customer satisfaction.
  • The residents celebrated Richarlyson’s birthday at the Copacabana.
  • The Binary Code Entity appeared and the eggs were immediately sent to the N.I.N.H.O. The players noticed that the Entity was acting strange and didn’t have a name, nor was it attacking. Mike offered to give it a haircut and received no response.
  • The Entity fled to N.I.N.H.O. and Mike locked himself inside to protect the eggs, while Pierre, Bad, Cellbit, Fit, and Phil defended the building from the outside. The Entity did not attack, only spawning a raid before taking countless pictures of the N.I.N.H.O. Cellbit, seeing this, blocked the windows.
  • BadBoyHalo managed to capture the Code with a lasso and the players attempted to cage it. The Code threw around apples and pictures of the players before disappearing. The group presumed that it was threatening them and Pomme.
  • The players concluded that the Federation had either been lying about protecting them from Code attacks, or the Codes had developed a new way around whatever protections exist.

July, 2023

Day 102ː July 1, 2023 [top]

  • Mike met Walter Bob at Chume Labs, who asked him for a haircut. Mike agreed.

Day 103ː July 2, 2023 [top]

  • Pierre, Bad, Baghera, Etoiles, and Foolish encountered the Binary Entity, who repeatedly appeared and disappeared but made no move to attack the eggs. Regardless, they sent the eggs to the N.I.N.H.O. for safekeeping. They discussed the Code’s strange behavior.
  • Bad and Pierre planned to fortify the N.I.N.H.O.’s security.
  • Cellbit noticed the Code’s strange behavior but could not makes sense of it.
  • Cellbit found another book and painting left by Montelyson.

Day 104ː July 3, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 3
  • Forever invited Vegetta to the barbershop, where he got a haircut.
  • Phil and Fit teamed up to complete tasks with their kids and Dapper.
  • Finding that one of the day’s tasks was very difficult, Fit and Phil griefed the church with melons in order to attract Federation attention. Walter Bob arrived, and the egg task was eventually changed to something more doable.
  • Baghera received a book from Cucurucho which warned her that the candidates might be attacked by “angry protestors.” She was targeted soon afterwards.
  • Bad and Phil encountered the code, which did not attack but threw them red flowers before leaving. They concluded that this was a threat against Lullah.
  • Bad and Phil became increasingly suspicious of the unknown cats that had started appearing around the server.
  • Bad and Richarlyson set up a scavenger hunt disguised as a ‘kidnapping’ for Forever. Forever completed it with Bad and Baghera and they celebrated Forever’s return.
  • Baghera and Forever discussed Forever’s love life, especially regarding Bad.
  • Bad, Dapper, Ramón, and Etoiles were targeted by the ‘protestors’ but handled the situation quickly.

Day 105ː July 4, 2023: Fourth of July [top]

  • Fourth of July
  • Ramón finished building the massive antenna he was making for Fit, then went to bed.
  • Fit visited his hidden computer room, using the antenna to send a message that explained recent events to the Contractor. However, the message failed to send. He sent a strange message in chat before leaving for the day.
  • Pac & Mike searched Fit’s house but found nothing.
  • Pac & Mike asked Etoiles about the song "Etrangère au Paradis," which Fit had referred to in his message
  • Mike appeared on Gordinho Gostosinho, along with Pac.

Day 106ː July 5, 2023: The Final Debate [top]

  • Pac & Mike followed a redstone trail and discovered SOFIA.
  • Pierre, Baghera, Phil, Richas, and Lullah discovered that all the food in the communal chest at spawn had been replaced with cocaine.
  • The third debate was held, with Jaiden as the moderator.
  • Cellbit announced that he had never wanted to be president and was running to protect Forever, then set himself on fire. Confused, many other players tried to ‘save’ him. A Federation warning about an attempted assassination briefly popped up. Cellbit managed to take his last electoral life with TNT.
  • Cellbit ended the unofficial pause on Ordo Theoritas activity.
  • The fourth episode of Gordinho Gostosinho was aired.
  • Cellbit found a book in a black shulker box in front of his castle, which read, “interesting performance you did today, expect to hear from us Friday.”

Day 107ː July 6, 2023 [top]

  • Etoiles and BadBoyHalo took care of the eggs together while they had a sleepover.
  • Charlie woke up stuck inside a waystone and was eventually freed by Bad.
  • Bad, Etoiles, and the eggs gave Charlie a care package and better equipment to replace his iron armor.[26]
  • Charlie visited JuanaFlippa’s room to reminisce and reflect on how much the island had changed.
  • Charlie received a letter from Cucurucho warning him that protestors might attack him, as Gegg’s campaign manager.
  • Mike gave Roier a haircut.

Day 108ː July 7, 2023 [top]

  • Due to TwitchCon, the Elections were pushed forward.
  • Pac and Mike showed Foolish their train.
  • Mike gave Foolish a haircut and Pac a nose.
  • Mike showed Pac and Foolish how to take pictures of spirits.
  • Forever, Tazercraft, Foolish, Bad, Richas, Leo, Dapper, Lullah, Ramón, and two capybaras had a pool party at Roier’s house. It later moved to Leo’s train.
  • Foolish, Leo, and the Capybaras visited Cellbit at his castle and they went to StarBobby to drink coffee.
  • Cellbit found a black shulker box with a book inside of it, which read “Find the message.” It also contained the maritime signal flag for U, which means “you are running into danger.”
  • Cellbit investigated the wreck of the cargo ship and found signal flags spelling out a coded message. Translated, it read: TOMORROW FOLLOW THE BLUE BIRD ACCOMPANY HER GATHER EVIDENCE DISCREETLY EVERY BOOK AND PHOTO YOU SEE / FAILURE MEANS LOSING YOUR SON FOREVER

Day 109ː July 8, 2023: Can You Hear It? [top]

  • BadBoyHalo, Cellbit, Foolish, and Jaiden investigated the strange noise that had supposedly been heard on the island.
  • Jaiden told them about the blue bird that Roier had found back in the early days on the island, and Cellbit concluded that he was meant to follow Jaiden.
  • They visited Roier’s house and encountered Cucurucho, who lead them on a wild goose chase in order to secretly drag Jaiden away.
  • Cucurucho gave Jaiden a confidential mission to deliver materials to a certain location.
  • Jaiden secretly told Cellbit, Foolish, and Bad about the mission.
  • Jaiden started her journey. Cellbit and Richarlyson followed her invisibly, and Foolish & Bad followed them invisibly. They traveled over ten thousand blocks.
  • The group arrived at a dungeon and began to traverse it, the previously invisible members revealing themselves to help fight the mobs inside. The dungeon appeared to be an old Federation building and the floors were labeled from A1 to A9. Cellbit collected numerous books as they went, including reports, contracts, and journals.
  • The group beat the dungeon and found a room labelled “Authorized Personnel Only," which contained eight cryo-chambers and eight shulker boxes. They tried to see inside the chambers but could not. Jaiden filled the boxes with the materials she had brought and they slowly vanished, presumably deposited elsewhere. The group pressed the buttons above the boxes and a timer was revealed, counting down from three days.
  • Cellbit analyzed the books and the dungeon itself, concluding that the building was where the Federation had first been based. He proposed that it had originally been a research facility in search of “perfection,” only to have been abandoned when something went wrong.
  • Cellbit, Bad, Foolish, and Jaiden met at the Ordo Theoritas headquarters and Cellbit shared his conclusions.
  • The conversation was interrupted by the strange noise, which was reminiscent of a loud train.
  • Cellbit and Richarlyson organized a secret collection of all the evidence gathered from the dungeon.
  • (The creators who were together in Paris logged in on Quackity's account and convinced Cucurucho to give them a piece of bedrock. They place it in Felps' Square.)

Day 110ː July 9, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 111ː July 10, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 4
  • Etoiles was gifted a dungeon by the Federation as consolation for missing the mission 2 days prior; he was very pleased, as it was so difficult that they let him use items from his ban-pack, including dark metal. After beating the dungeon, he was returned the electoral life that he previously lost while AFK.
  • Bad, Foolish, Pomme, Richas, and Lullah tried out the newly built casino, “Lucky Ducks,” although Lullah had a unlucky time because the mystery blocks kept spawning nightmare stalkers on her.
  • Bad became suspicious that the casino was repeatedly giving them extremely powerful items, including armor with Protection 8 and netherite scraps. He anticipated that it had something to do with the events that might occur when the timer reached zero and was excited by the possibility of Nether exploration.
  • Cucurucho appeared and, after much back and forth, succeeded in confiscating Foolish’s gun. Bad and Foolish found it strange that the Federation had known of the gun’s existence, but only now laid down the law. Bad believed this supported his earlier theorizing.
  • Etoiles met up with the group and raved about his dungeon adventure, showing them a video of the experience and claiming he’d never be able to feel emotion about any lesser challenge by comparison

Day 112ː July 11, 2023: Time’s up. [top]

  • The islanders once again beat the dungeon found on Day 109.

Day 113ː July 12, 2023 [top]

  • Maximus interviewed Cellbit on Gordinho Gostosinho, with guest appearances from Roier and Richarlyson.

Day 114ː July 13, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit and Fit snuck into the Federation HQ to investigate. They were caught by Cucurucho, and told it that they had been looking for the bathroom before quickly warping once it pulled a gun on them.

Day 115ː July 14, 2023: Bastille Day [top]

  • The Code Entity appeared while Pac & Mike were building and threw them an item resembling Richarlyson’s mooshroom hat; they interpreted this as a threat, and the Brazilian parents were on guard following the incident.
  • Bastille Day was celebrated.

Day 116ː July 15, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 117ː July 16, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 118ː July 17, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 5
  • Cucurucho appeared throughout the day and asked the residents questions.
  • Walter Bob spent the day fencing off a large area in the desert near Lucky Ducks.
  • Foolish hid a starter pack chest and waystone in a cave for possible newcomers.
  • BadBoyHalo gave Foolish a therapy session where they discussed his recent assassination, and they were later joined by Max.
  • The Binary Entity appeared and gave Bad a Grim Reaper Scythe, which he interpreted as a threat towards Dapper.
  • Foolish, Jaiden, and Forever hung out with the capybara Elisangela.
  • Bad and Max met at SOFIA’s room and theorize about what could have happened to her.

Day 119ː July 18, 2023 [top]

  • Fit planned to invade the Federation HQ but was stopped by Cucurucho.
  • Walter Bob got help from Bad and Baghera to finish fencing off the area near Lucky Ducks; afterwards, they went to get drinks and hung out to celebrate a job well done, joined by Max.
  • Bad went dungeon-crawling and lost 74 totems of undying.
  • Pac analyzed Walter’s building-in-progress and was curious, but couldn’t tell what it was going to be.
  • Maximus aired the seventh episode of Gordinho Gostosinho, with guest candidate Forever. Richarlyson made a surprise appearance and gave them marijuana.
  • Roier met Walter Bob in the bar, then was given marijuana by Richarlyson and potato crates by Chayanne.

Day 120ː July 19, 2023 [top]

  • Pierre, Etoiles, Bad, and Forever hung out by Lucky Ducks.
  • Bad showed Pierre the museum he had been building.
  • Roier called Shakira and she talked to Richarlyson, who was a huge fan of her.
  • Bad received a mysterious book in a black shulker box.

Day 121ː July 20, 2023 [top]

  • Pac e Mike stole a red button and an infinite energy monitor from one of the puzzle rooms discovered on Day 112 and were quickly confronted by Cucurucho, who declared that they had committed an illegal act and gave them a book which read “A DECISION had BEEN MADE :),” scaring them.
  • Pac, Mike, and Richas planned to steal the button and motor from the other puzzle room, but found that it had been protected by Cucurucho
  • Pac e Mike discussed their history before the island with Fit, including their prison break.
  • Fit wondered if Pac e Mike would be able to break into Federation HQ in disguise to help him find something important, and they agreed to lend a hand.
  • Ramón got downed, but was saved by Fit at the last second.

Day 122ː July 21, 2023ː Movie Night [top]

  • Cucurucho revamped the old auditorium into a movie theater and a movie night was held, showing off various fan animations and fan-made movie posters.
  • ElQuackity was convinced to get a haircut by Mike, Pac, and Roier, but he hated it and eventually reverted it back.
  • ElQuackity was interviewed on Gordinho Gostosinho.
  • At the end of the interview, Ordo Theoritas activated the enormous amount of TNT under the studio, taking ElQuackity's first presidential life.
  • Maximus expressed regret at the amount of TNT he used, as he had wanted to knock ElQuackity but not kill him, to see if the Federation intervened.
  • Based on ElQuackity’s neutral attitude towards Wilbur and his suspicious reaction to Tilín’s ticket, the Ordo concluded that he was not the original Quackity.
  • The Ordo gathered in their HQ to celebrate the assassination and planned to rescue the real Quackity.
  • The Ordo discussed the possibility of multiple Cucuruchos, and Jaiden shared her theory that Cucurucho was reset every time it gets too friendly, with Bad adding his own theory about these potential "resets" being part of the process of machine learning.

Day 123ː July 22, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 124ː July 23, 2023 [top]

  • Rubius (Half-RPing as Lil' J) logged on for the first time since the funeral and was shown around by ElQuackity, Cellbit, and Roier.
  • Lil’ J revealed that he is only able only die once, which was why he wouldn’t switch to Survival mode to play Lucky Ducks.
  • Lil’ J gave Richarlyson a gun.
  • Bad and Baghera met up with them at the theater and Rubius gave a live performance of his song “Minero” before immediately leaving.
  • Philza culled the black soft shell turtle population around Wilbur’s House. He later discovered that their rapid population growth was due to his automatic wheat farming machine, which kept the chunk permanently loaded when it was on. He resolved to keep it off when not in use.

Day 125ː July 24, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 126ː July 25, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 6
  • Bad showed Foolish ‘missing’ posters of Mr. Mustard, allegedly put up by Walter Bob.
  • Bad led Foolish, Baghera, and Walter Bob on a strangely contrived trail of clues in search of Mr. Mustard, and they became increasingly convinced that the entire quest had been set up by Bad.
  • Foolish and Bad reminded everyone that they’re not normal by having a battle of wills for three hours, which involved Foolish trying to crawl to a certain point in complete silence while Bad hit him away with a fish.
  • Max and Dapper were surprised by a storm and then led, by a series of lightning strikes, to a chest containing a book with coordinates which warned them not to tell anyone else about it. Thunder continued to follow them even after the storm stopped. They headed to the coordinates and found an area of protected blocks with a strange noise around it as well as a plant native to the Nether.
  • Dapper dug under the plant and discovered a white, illuminated shaft shielded by glass, but they couldn't find a way in.
  • Maximus tried to stop Bad and Foolish's battle by first summoning Cucurucho and then attempting to explode the Cucurucho statue to cause lag, which he also considered revenge for SOFIA’s disappearance.
  • Foolish and Bad agreed to a truce for Max’s sake.
  • Foolish and Bad helped Maximus rebuild the Gordinho Gostosinho set.

Day 127ː July 26, 2023 [top]

  • It was Pac's birthday.
  • Cucurucho showed up to talk with Pac e Mike, who invited it to play their next minigame with them. Cucurucho agreed before handing them an invitation to the next day’s Election Dinner and reminding them that it hadn’t forgotten what they did.
  • Against his better judgement, Maximus told Baghera about his adventure with Dapper the day before.
  • Max and Baghera managed to enter the shaft and found a set of warp plates at the bottom, as well as technology similar to SOFIA’s.
  • Baghera found a signal receiver locking a door, which was the source of the strange noise heard the day before. They tried to open the door in various ways but were unsuccessful.
  • Max and Baghera got stuck in the shaft tunnels until Max found a spot where he could teleport.
  • Max met with Aypierre and BadBoyHalo and shared his plan to pull a TazerCraft on the passage.
  • Cucurucho continued handing out invitations to the Election Dinner.
  • Max used a Create Mod machine to mine to the Federation HQ but was eventually blocked by bedrock. He attempted to teleport through it using a chorus fruit, but the wall was too thick and he suffocated in it. He attempted to negotiate with Cucurucho for his belongings, but was unsuccessful.
  • While hanging out with Richarlyson, Max was killed by multiple lightning strikes and respawned in a jail cell, where Cucurucho told him that he had committed an illegal act.
  • Forever and Richas investigated but found no clues.

Day 128ː July 27, 2023ː The Election Dinner [top]

  • The islanders gathered around spawn in preparation for the Election Dinner, sharing their suspicions that it would be some kind of trap. ElQuackity sent a message in the server chat wishing them "good luck at the dinner," which evoked a variety of reactions from the others.
  • Maximus was teleported out of prison and to spawn.
  • ElQuackity threatened to destroy everything Maximus loved unless he told him who engineered his assassination.
  • The Election Dinner was held, resulting in the death of Gegg and the revelation that Code Entities are able to pose as eggs.
  • Charlie Slimecicle gathered everyone in the center of the arena, where he revealed that he had been Gegg and that he no longer felt Gegg within him.
  • ElQuackity talked to Charlie, apparently opposed to the idea that Gegg was gone as he was his ‘son.’ Charlie said he was going to try to be himself from that point on.
  • ElQuackity secretly messaged Charlie and they continued to hold cover-up conversation while he asked Charlie to help him win the election, as he had “powerful friends.” Charlie agreed.
  • Cellbit and Roier, disguised respectively as ‘John Pants’ and ‘Torsolo,’ secretly followed ElQuackity.
  • Etoiles told Charlie about the Sweeping Edge bug that had been responsible for the deaths of JuanaFlippa and Tilín.
  • Charlie scheduled a haircut with Mike.
  • ElQuackity and Maximus met up and traveled to the desert, still followed invisibly by Cellbit, Roier, and Richas, where they negotiated a trade: Maximus offered a list of those involved in ElQuackity’s death, while demanding information about ElQuackity’s Federation connection, SOFIA, and Quackity’s fate in return.
  • ElQuackity refused to confess anything and instead offered to return SOFIA if Max handed over the list and stopped asking questions.
  • Maximus seemed to agree and handed over the list, which simply said “It was me.” He pulled out a sword and attacked ElQuackity.
  • Maximus and ElQuackity dueled, Cellbit invisibly assisting Max, until ElQuackity teleported away.
  • While talking to Pac e Mike, Foolish was teleported to a Federation corridor where Cucurucho gave him a “special mission” to arrest them, as they were supposedly responsible for Mr. Mustard’s disappearance.
  • Mike gave Jaiden a haircut that made her resemble Hatsune Miku.
  • Foolish arrived at the barbershop and asked Pac e Mike to follow him, which they and Jaiden did, also running into Forever.
  • Foolish held Pac e Mike at gunpoint and told them they were under arrest, and the two were teleported away. Cucurucho spied unnoticed on the events.
  • Everyone gathered at the Favela to confront Foolish, and he was eventually brought to the interrogation room in Ordo Theoritas.
  • Foolish was interrogated by Cellbit, with Jaiden brought in as a witness/lawyer, but he acted so scatterbrained and obtuse that eventually he was dismissed,  Jaiden secretly promised to report back anything he might reveal to her.
  • Foolish and Jaiden met at Bobby Fields; he predicted that Jaiden would relay what he said back to the Ordo, and lied that he had been forced to choose between the arrest and killing Richarlyson.
  • Cellbit found another book left for him that he figured out indicated the coordinates (0, 0), where he traveled with Roier and Richas. There they found an image with an incomplete link that they finished using the three 3-digit codes left in the books to Bad, Baghera, and Forever. The link took them to an error page that, when highlighted, revealed white text that discussed an unknown item with very specific properties.
  • Jaiden relayed what Foolish had said to Roier, Cellbit, and Forever and they forgave him to an extent.
  • The group discussed the events, theorized, and examined the photos that had been found on the code corpses, which were all low-quality images of parents with their eggs.
  • Cellbit used the information on the error page to find another set of coordinates, which led him, Roier, and Richas to a lighthouse dungeon that, abnormally, had a working light. While investigating the area they found multiple diaries written by someone who lived there alone long ago.
  • Cellbit & Richas continued investigating, finding an abandoned house, where they solved more enigmas and found a book. The book contained a warning that continuing down their current path would be dangerous, although it was unclear who the intended recipient was. Part of the message was in binary.

Day 129ː July 28, 2023 [top]

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Day 130ː July 29, 2023 [top]

  • Aypierre managed to break into Federation HQ with Pomme, where they took photos before being seen by Cucurucho and teleporting away with a stasis chamber.
  • Cucurucho visited Pierre, who rickrolled it with a QR code.
  • Baghera and Pierre discussed the events surrounding Foolish, deciding to interrogate him.
  • Baghera, Pierre, Foolish, Forever, and Bad met at Lucky Ducks, where they questioned Foolish about his actions.
  • Bad and Foolish conversed and Foolish accidentally mentioned Cucurucho, which Bad interpreted as a Freudian slip.
  • Bad messaged Jaiden, asking to meet up, while Foolish messaged her saying not to trust Bad. She got her wires crossed and messaged Bad something meant for Foolish, but he didn’t seem to notice. Foolish managed to prevent the meeting by publicly asking Jaiden to visit him; they were followed by Bad invisibly, which they noticed, but teleported to Bobby Fields where he could not follow.
  • Bad and Pierre planned to trap Foolish by secretly moving the waystone at his house, but he decided to walk instead of warp and discovered the trap. However, he fell into it on purpose to play along with the two, who had disguised themselves, before eventually warping out.
  • Foolish told the un-disguised Bad and Pierre what happened and they convinced him to show them his capybara summoning circle.

Day 131ː July 30, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit met up with Richas, and was given a tour of the egg’s Chume Labs renovations before they celebrated his birthday.
  • Cellbit and Richas continued solving their current enigma and were eventually led to the train station, where they had to finish the yet-unsolved pressure plate puzzle. They solved it with the help of Baghera and Pomme, and a glitched video of the Duckling played.
  • Cellbit revealed to Baghera that he was being blackmailed but didn’t want anyone else involved, and she offered her help if he were to need it at any point.
  • Cellbit analyzed the video and found further clues, following the trail through several more enigmas before getting temporarily stumped.
  • ElQuackity and Roier made mischief together.
  • ElQuackity found a picture of Foolish in Cucurucho’s office and asked why Cucurucho had it, but it refused to answer.
  • ElQuackity interrogated Foolish about the picture.

Day 132ː July 31, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP News Issue 7
  • Fit and Ramón visited the Federation room that they had recently cleaned.
  • Philza, Pomme, and Etoiles raided a dungeon, but Philza and Pomme left immediately after Quackity Studios tweeted a picture of their exact location.
  • Etoiles explored the desert around the dungeon and saw Lullah.
  • Etoiles confirmed that the real Lullah was with Phil and confronted the disguised binary entity, which eventually revealed its true form and spawned numerous mobs to attack him. In the middle of the fight, he saw its nametag change to “Dapper.”
  • ‘Dapper’ was downed by a pillager, and the death message caused the N.I.N.H.O. to be activated.
  • The code revived itself and Etoiles, realizing he was not going to get a fair fight, teleported away.
  • Etoiles met back up with the eggs and Phil to discuss his experience but was quickly teleported again, where he fought two codes—one with the name “10010101” and one that was nameless but had two electoral lives visible. After he killed one of the codes, the other ran away.
  • Etoiles told Bad and Max about his code encounters.
  • Etoiles showed Bad a book he got off the slain code’s corpse, which read “my name is Dapper” in both text and in binary.
  • Max noticed a present given to him by Bad, Pomme, and Dapper had been stolen, and Bad helped him search for it.
  • Etoiles filled Forever in on the code appearances.

August, 2023

August 1 [top]

  • The server was down for maintenance the entire day.

Day 133ː August 2 [top]

  • Pac, Mike, Felps, and Richas spent time together, and Mike mentioned the photos that they had found on the prison guards’ corpses.
  • Cellbit, Pac, and Mike discussed the prison escape and Foolish’s recent actions.
  • Cellbit and Richas found a huge QR code in the ocean, which led to a webpage containing encrypted coordinates and information about a “Musical Mansion."
  • Cellbit, Richas, and Roier visited the solved coordinates and found an abandoned building, which they investigated.
  • Cellbit, Richas, and Roier investigated the church and found a system of underground chambers that seemed like other abandoned churches, built on top of each other. They found more clues and an enigma. They discovered that the teleporter in the graveyard was open and investigated the linked Federation room, but found nothing.
  • Forever, Bad, Richas, and Dapper met at StarBobby, and Forever discussed his idea for a competition between the remaining candidates with their electoral lives at stake, as he wanted the islanders to take power away from the Federation’s game by creating their own rules.
  • Forever, Felps, Max, and Bad met at the Ordo HQ and Forever revealed his giant, secret nether portal, extending them an invitation to join his plan.
  • Max and Bad discussed Forever’s plan.

Day 134ː August 3, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit and Richas followed the trail of clues further and found a huge dungeon, which they beat along with Etoiles.
  • After Richarlyson was left at an earlier stage of the dungeon for his safety, a code ‘Richarlyson’ showed up and followed Etoiles and Cellbit, but they quickly realized that it was a fake; they were also joined by Roier. They discovered a chest with a book that congratulated a “colleague” on their progress and a picture of a broken sword, as well as a suitcase secured behind reinforced glass.
  • Cucurucho offered BadBoyHalo a task, sending him to survey the residents’ opinions of itself, the island, and the Federation. Bad agreed and surveyed Jaiden, Forever, Roier, Etoiles, and the eggs. Cucurucho rewarded Bad by saying that the Federation would truthfully answer any one question.
  • Forever showed Cellbit his nether portal and shared his plans for August 7th.
  • Bad consulted Forever and Cellbit about what question to ask the Federation.
  • Bad submited the chosen question to Cucurucho.

Day 135ː August 4, 2023 [top]

Day 136ː August 5, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 137ː August 6, 2023ː Election Night [top]

Day 138ː August 7, 2023 [top]

  • In his first act as President, Forever led everyone into the Nether through a portal he'd constructed. Due to a large amount of lag and crashes, they had to leave very soon after, and Foolish was briefly stranded.
  • Etoiles got trapped in the Nether.

Day 139ː August 8, 2023 [top]

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Day 140ː August 9, 2023 [top]

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Day 141ː August 10, 2023 [top]

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Day 142ː August 11, 2023: Breaking Bad Talent Show [top]

Day 143ː August 12, 2023 [top]

  • Slimecicle was led on a scavenger hunt for his birthday; it ended in him finding a hidden tunnel under his house. There he found JuanaFlippa, alive. She made him promise not to tell anyone about her before disappearing.[28]

Day 144ː August 13, 2023 [top]

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Day 145ː August 14, 2023 [top]

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Day 146ː August 15, 2023 [top]

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Day 147ː August 16, 2023 [top]

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Day 148ː August 17, 2023 [top]

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Day 149ː August 18, 2023 [top]

  • ElQuackity put a never before seen egg through a lava parkour course, resulting in their death.
  • The school was griefed.
  • Mike was half-possessed by Mine for the day.
  • The Lobo Nocturno summoning took place at Camp Furrest.
  • Etoiles, Pomme, Pierre, Baghera, Mike, and Mine chose their entity rooms at Cellbit's Castle.

Day 150ː August 19, 2023 [top]

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Day 151ː August 20, 2023 [top]

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Day 152ː August 21, 2023 [top]

  • Quackity was put through a series of tests, through which it became clear he was now illiterate and had memory loss. He was released into the outside world again and started asking the islanders about a "party."
  • Quackity dumped all of his belongings into lava and started playing Minecraft as if he had just spawned for the first time.[Citation needed]

Day 153ː August 22, 2023 [top]

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Day 154ː August 23, 2023 [top]

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Day 155ː August 24, 2023 [top]

  • BadBoyHalo decided to prank Foolish by donning his Eggpire skin from the Dream SMP and causing mischief.
  • Missa briefly appeared, returning from a trip he had taken to get gifts for his family. He revealed that he had gotten lost before being found and cared for by a pack of dogs. Bad lied to him about what had recently happened on the server. (See MissaSinfonia/History for more.)

Day 156ː August 25, 2023 [top]

Day 157ː August 26, 2023 [top]

  • Arin logged on while only Phil and Lullah were awake. He sent a message in binary that translated to "A door is opening" before leaving again.

Day 158ː August 27, 2023 [top]

Day 159ː August 28, 2023ː Prison Escape [top]

  • The prison escape introduced the islanders to eight new people, who were given tours and introductions throughout the day. (See Prison Escape for more.)
  • Trump, Tilín, and Bobby had appeared during the event as forms used by the Binary Entity.
  • Missa officially returned to making regular appearances. Multiple people, mainly Etoiles, gave him items to help him catch up to the current standard of equipment quality. Philza later brought Missa home and gave him gear, including a matching backpack to his own.
  • One of the prison escapees, Tubbo, founded the Tubhaus.

Day 160ː August 29, 2023 [top]

Day 161ː August 30, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo worked on his machines. (See Tubbo/History for more.)
  • Philza and Tubbo hung out.
  • Jaiden, Aypierre, Ironmouse, Willyrex, Tubbo, Etoiles and Roier played Lucky Ducks.
  • Aypierre gave Tubbo a tour around his base.
  • Philza, Lullah, Chayanne, Aypierre, Etoiles and Pomme did some egg quests together and hung out.
  • Tubbo and Foolish worked on a drill.
  • Tubbo worked on the drill with Chayanne and Richarlyson. They were briefly joined by Dapper and BadBoyHalo.

Day 162ː August 31, 2023 [top]

  • Hatsune Miku's birthday was celebrated.
  • Tubbo showed off his newest drill to Fit and taught him some Create.
  • Cucurucho gave Fit an assignment.
  • Tubbo finished his "World Eater" drill and did multiple demonstrations. During the fourth one, he was stopped by Cucurucho. It tried taking the drill, but Tubbo ended up warping away and later dismantling it. (See Tubbo/History for more.)
  • Jaiden, Baghera, Ramón, Fit and Tubbo played Lucky Ducks.
  • Jaiden, Ramón, Fit, Tubbo, Pol, Mike, Roier, Richarlyson and BadBoyHalo played Hide and Seek.
  • Tubbo and Forever showed each other around their bases.

September, 2023

Day 163: September 1, 2023 [top]

  • QSMP announced an expansion to the Art Museum![30]
  • Tubbo was tasked by Cucurucho to remove illegal nether items from one of Ramón's machines.[31]
  • Iceboat race

Day 164: September 2, 2023 [top]

  • Cellbit, BadBoyHalo, and Richarlyson set up an interrogation to get more information about Forever's actions as president. Bad interrogated him while Cellbit spied on their conversation. Richarlyson served as their waiter, although he was upset about this because the situation was much closer to a date than he would like. Forever became very drunk, even falling off a balcony. [Citation needed]
  • Tubbo spent time creating a legal counterpart to Ramón’s illegal blaze burners, which he had been tasked to remove previously. He discussed the removal with Fit and Ramón, who told him there were no hard feelings.
  • Tubbo had a conversation with Cucurucho about an item being removed from his inventory. He asked Cucurucho a lot of questions, managing to get some pertinent information out of it. He was forced to remove his illegal extra hearts for the second time.
  • Tubbo took care of Chayanne’s tasks for the day.

Day 165: September 3, 2023 [top]

  • (QSMP Among Us Night)

Day 166: September 4, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 167: September 5, 2023 [top]

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Day 168: September 6, 2023 [top]

  • Pac and Fit explored the location where Mike had disappeared previously. They noted that the blocks were not reinforced and theorized that the disappearance might not have been organized by the Federation.[Citation needed]
  • The islanders discovered that almost all of the furniture in the server had been stolen, with tiled magma blocks left as a "calling card."
  • The islanders discovered multiple mine traps involving ghost blocks.

Day 169ː September 7, 2023 [top]

  • The residents discovered that frequently used waystones had gone missing all over the island. Notably, the waystones' names still appeared in the menu, meaning that they had been broken with a Silk Touch tool.
  • Chayanne woke up to find that he had become more cracked and was covered in brown splotches, his floatie askew. Fit and Tubbo became convinced that it meant Chayanne was closer to hatching, while Chayanne was scared by the change and resistent to it.
  • Some of the stolen furniture was found at people's bases, placed in the shape of numbers. The islanders tried to figure out the meaning behind it.
  • Pomme woke up and was also cracked and dirty, as did all the other eggs but Ramon and Richarlyson later in the day.
  • One of the waystone codes was decoded to "Tomorrow." The second was decoded to two separate answers through two separate methods, one being "I see you" in Portuguese and the other "VIVA LA REVOLUTION."
  • Forever mentioned that the arrival of the new Brazilian member would happen soon.

Day 170ː September 8, 2023ː Eggs Disappear [top]

  • The islanders found that the eggs were missing. Unlike their other disappearances, their beds were still present, only they were now empty except for the eggs' respective identifying items.
  • The missing waystones were found to have been returned, placed a big platform over Forever's office along with with fire in the shape of a pentagram. New waystones were also present, with names in binary that spelled out "Vote the right way or face the consequences" when translated. [Citation needed]
  • Cucurucho brought Forever to its office and gave him a book, approving his requests to build a prison and be given a gun while rejecting the permission of dark metal and asking for clarification on his proposal for a community space. Cucurucho refused to answer any questions on the eggs' whereabouts.
  • Forever started threatening to blow up the island if Richarlyson was not returned, but Cucurucho left without responding.
  • Forever tried placing mines in the Federation building, only to be teleported to his office. He sat down in his chair and lost consciousness with the ticking of a clock echoing loudly in his ears.
  • Foolish led a group to the summoning circle and tried to summon the capybaras. The capybaras did not show up visibly but did answer yes or no questions by dropping oranges. They stated that they did not know where the eggs were.
  • BadBoyHalo visited each of the eggs' empty beds and apologized to them individually.

Day 171: September 9, 2023 [top]

  • FitMC found the fake Federation room that Foolish and Jaiden had built and sent out a message telling everyone to come investigate it. After decoding the binary inside, which translated to BadBoyHalo's name, and taking note of the date October 10th, they called Bad over and showed him the room. They concluded that it was a most likely a prank, due to the blocks not being protected, and blew up the room.

Day 172ː September 10, 2023 [top]

  • Forever woke up in his office with a giant smile on his face. As the day went on, it became clear that he had started taking a potion that kept him happy and silenced the ticking sound in his mind. Every so often the effects would wear off and ticking would once again be audible, which spurred him to immediately take more.
  • Forever repeatedly insisted that Richarylson was fine and that when he was done working on building at Copacabana he would show him as a surprise.
  • Pac, Cellbit and Antoine noticed something was wrong with Forever and conspired to figure out what and how to snap him out of it. The group went to Forever's base and discovered a secret room containing a replica of Richarlyson made of stone, sleeping in a bed.
  • Forever visited "Richarlyson." While Pac and Cellbit watched, hidden, Forever talked to fake Richas and eventually put a picture of his work on the bedside table before leaving.

Day 173ː September 11, 2023 [top]

  • Philza returned after a week away, discovering the absence of his children. He read two books left by Lullah in the case that something happened to her while he was gone. Refusing to accept their disappearance, he searched for them before turning to Tubbo and Fit for an explanation. Tubbo, who was very nervous that Philza would be mad at him, explained the events of the last few days.
  • Fit, Tubbo, and Philza briefly visited Forever's base so they could show Phil the pentagram of waystones that had been cleaned up.
  • Upon being told about Forever's mental state, Philza told the others he believed Forever was in danger and being manipulated by the Federation.
  • Philza saw the damage done to spawn and decided to send a message to the Federation. He, Fit, and Tubbo lavacast the the Federation tower, covering it in cobblestone. Philza left a note at the top threatening to do the same to every other Federation building if the kids weren't returned by the end of the week, as well as a note simply reading "A cage for a cage."
  • Tubbo told Philza he knew the coordinates to the prison he and the others had been frozen in, and wanted to go explore. They decided to wait for Etoiles to come online so they could ask if he had a nearby waypoint.
  • Philza noticed the location they had fought the fake eggs on Day 159, although he didn't recognize it. Together he and Tubbo went there and searched through the dungeon where they had found the frozen members for clues. Philza found a bald eagle that belonged to Richarlyson, which he put it in a cage trap to later give to Cellbit.
  • Forever woke up and reacted to the lavacast over his office with joy, calling it a "gift."
  • Seeing Forever on the map, Philza, Tubbo, Fit, Etoiles, and Pierre went there to see his condition. Forever was very excited to see Philza.
  • Forever eventually left to meet with Cucurucho, who he told that Pac should be given the "treatment." Cucurucho told him to bring Pac to it, which he did.
  • Forever and Philza talked, and Pierre popped in, expressing his desire for the medication to "get his smile back."
  • Philza learned that Pac had been taken and informed Fit via private messages.
  • Forever asked to speak with Philza alone, taking him to his base and showing him the fake "Richarlyson." Philza acted as though nothing was out of the ordinary, but Forever's potion started to wear off and he pulled his gun on Phil, demanding he stop the ticking noise. When Phil told him he couldn't hear it, Forever turned his back and quickly took more medicine, which alarmed Phil. Fit secretly listened in on the interaction from inside Forever's walls.
  • Philza attempted to get Forever to hand over the briefcase containing the potions. Forever eventually agreed, but secretly handed over a different briefcase.
  • Philza tried several times to coax Forever out of his drugged state, but was unsuccessful.
  • Philza and Fit discussed possible strategies to separate Forever from the medicine, most of which were lethal.
  • Fit was called by Forever to talk about getting him some medication.
  • Philza managed to open the briefcase he had been given, only to find it empty.
  • Philza realized that he was the only one Forever trusted enough to remove his totem around.
  • Philza, Fit, and Bad were shown around Pierre's factory, newly improved to function despite the nerf.
  • The Code appeared to attack Foolish, but was scared off as everyone arrived to help fight it.
  • Forever asked Bad to marry him, exploding him with mines when he was rejected.
  • Philza, Bad, Foolish, Tina, Mouse, and Tubbo talked about ways to deal with Forever, before heading to Bad's place to see a corpse he found in his front yard.
  • Philza went to sleep in his chair, watching the empty beds of his children.
  • Bad looted Forever's corpse after he sleepwalked off a ledge and died. On him was a book with a cry for help written in Portuguese, the remote control to his secret rooms, and some dark metal armor.
  • Bad, Foolish, Jaiden, and Tina used the remote get into Forever's base and found him sleeping in "Richarlyson's" room.

Day 174ː September 12, 2023 [top]

  • Pac came back from his treatment acting similarly to Forever.
  • Tubbo and Fit talked to Pac, convincing him to journal out his thoughts every time the pills start to wear off, before he took another dose.
  • Tubbo and Fit went to Ramon's elevator to discuss Fit's information gathering and Fit told him that he could not reveal where the Federation office because he could lose his job. However, he told Tubbo that if he somehow "stumbled across" it, then that wouldn't be on him.
  • Tubbo suspected Fit of knowing where the eggs were and having bad intentions. He also expressed his belief that Fit had been ratting him out to Cucurucho, possibly unintentionally, such as through a bug potentially planted in his janitor badge.
  • Foolish got pregnant multiple times. The surviving phage was named "Mr Legs" and left to wander around Tubbo's factory.
  • Foolish, Tubbo, and Fit were led to the home of the capybaras by a trail of oranges, where they were told about Mr. Mustard's fate. Mr. Mustard had experienced a potion accident that made him invisible, and it was up to Foolish to fix him. After a few failed attempts, throwing Mr. Mustard's wizard hat into blue flames resulted in his return to visibility. They all celebrated and Foolish was officially accepted as the King of the Capybaras, or "KOC."

Day 175ː September 13, 2023 [top]

  • Philza and Tubbo built an avocado toast machine with Foolish and Ironmouse.
  • Federation workers spent the day cleaning up the lavacast on the Federation building. Tubbo got acquainted with worker WA02, who he nicknamed 'Fred.'
  • Etoiles fought a code next to the Titan, receiving the final piece of the code sword, which he crafted.
  • Philza and Tubbo discovered that it was possible to use the elevators and lassoes to slingshot each other up and down the Titan platforms.
  • Forever showed up to talk to Philza and was led to try the slingshot trick. The others hoped it would kill him so they could take the briefcase, but it did not.
  • Philza, Bad, and Cellbit discussed possible ways to kill Forever.
  • Philza, Bad, and Cellbit visited Chume Labs and then Pac and Mike's home to look for clues, finding Pac's notes on how to make an antidote and a bottle of the medicine, which was labelled "Risus Potion." They brewed the antidote following the instructions.
  • Bad, Cellbit, and Philza attempted to kill Forever using entity cramming, but failed.
  • Bad, Cellbit, and Philza successfully managed to take Forever's briefcase and possible escape methods using an item scanner. They trapped him in a cage, using the same scanner method on Pac as he arrived as well. Tubbo showed up at the Ordo, not realizing what was going on, and proceeded to watch awkwardly from a corner.
  • Cellbit interrogated Forever on the whereabouts of the eggs. Under the influence of the potion, Forever believed Cellbit was Cucurucho, and revealed that the eggs had run away from something worse than the Federation and the codes.
  • The group surrounded Forever with clocks and successfully managed to convince both him and Pac to take the antidote, after which Forever fell into a coma.
  • The group put Forever on a bench in front of Copacabana, as Cellbit thought it was important he would wake up somewhere nice. Cellbit took Pac home before returning.
  • The group discussed what the eggs might have run away from, settling on the possibility that it was the mother dragon returning.
  • Philza was declared a key member of the Ordo, and on second thought they decide to bring Forever to the Ordo medbay, where they leave him in a bed.
  • Bad, Cellbit, and Philza built a vault with multiple layers of protection, requiring all three of them to open completely, and they lock the rest of the confiscated Risus Potions inside.
  • Bad took the briefcase from the vault.
  • Bad captured and interrogated a Federation worker under his base.
  • Tubbo got a coded message from Fred telling him something was going to happen at 1 pm PST.

Day 176ːSeptember 14, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo talked with Fit and Pac about Fred before going to meet with them. He worried that he could end up kidnapped, but trusted Fred to not betray him. Pac told him to take care of Fred, and Tubbo said Pac he could take care of the factory if something happened to him. He spent the remaining time working on his avocado toast machine.
  • Tubbo, Roier, and Slimecicle each found a book in a black chest at their bases. Each book contained a single number.
  • Tubbo, Slimecicle, Roier and Fit all arrived at spawn, eventually realizing that the three had similar books.
  • Roier and Charlie discussed Charlie's relationship with Mariana while Tubbo offered commentary.
  • Twenty minutes after 1 pm PST, the three figured out that they each had one component of a set of coordinates. They followed the coords to a location was under Cucurucho's office where they met Fred and were led to a secret tunnel in the wall. At the end of the tunnel Fred, gave them a book telling them they were on their own and that they needed to be quiet.
  • The three went into a giant stone maze. They weren't able to place blocks so they couldn't mark their path. They got hopelessly lost and very loud for a long while, only helped by Fred. At the end was a giant door and a switch.
  • A creeper broke the switch.
  • Fred led them a different direction. Slimecicle and Tubbo argued over who liked Fred more while Roier tried to break it up. Slimecicle explained the plot of Twilight to Tubbo.
  • Eventually they were led to a room with a puzzle and an exit that they used. A black cucurucho with a red face, dubbed Cucurevil by Tubbo and Slimecicle, was seen through the exit before it opened.
  • At the end was a spinning wheel surrounded by each eggs object. The wheel had eight sections. They took pictures for Cellbit that they posed for.
  • Tubbo glitched in with a pearl. Slimecicle urged him on to spin the wheel. No one had any more pearls so he was trapped. They realized none of them had a kid and that might be why they're here. Slimecicle cut the jokes and told him to spin it. He landed a five.
  • When he spun it lava poured down from above over the eggs objects and Tubbo was left hanging from the ceiling by his grapple. He tried swimming through the lava and scooping it but more lava just came coming. Eventually the room was filled and he couldn't see outside.
  • Roier and Slimecicle were attacked by mobs. Tubbo warped out and ran back. He had to go all the way back through the maze.
  • Slimecicle warped out, then Roier. Tubbo still was going through the maze.
  • The maze started filling with lava and everyone warped to spawn.
  • Slimecicle revealed he had a keycard to the locked door he hadnt mentioned. Slimecicle and Tubbo worried they'd killed all the eggs by spinning the wheel.
  • They went through the maze again fighting mobs. More lava started coming down behind them.
  • Roier lagged through a wall and they realized the first big room had been covered. Mines blew up the ground and they dropped into a Federation room That also started filling with lava.
  • They warped out again.
  • They decided to check the ladder. Up the ladder went to Missa's house inside the wall.
  • Pierre and Cellbit showed up. Cellbit had a map to the maze. They told each other all they knew about the situation. Cellbit had information on the maze.
  • They all went in the maze but every way was blocked with a wall.
  • Everyone went to the order and they explained more.
  • Bad showed up and they stumbled trying to explain to him.
  • Slimecicle accidentally broke Forever's bed and immediately left, it was soon replaced.
  • Tubbo and Slimecicle left and the others discovered all of the items disappeared from the kids' beds
  • Bagi was announced to be the President's pick of new member.

Day 177ː September 15, 2023ː Mexican Independence Day [top]

  • Philza visited Forever in the hospital.
  • Roier introduced people to his dog, Firusflais.
  • Mexican Independence Day Event
  • Everyone journeyed into the maze for information on the eggs.
  • Philza was lured into a trap by Cucurucho

Day 178ː September 16, 2023ː Bagi Arrival [top]

  • Forever woke up from his coma.
  • Bagi Arrival Event
  • Roier called everyone to his house for the after party to Mexican Independence Day.
  • Forever offered to help Quackity become literate again.
  • Foolish and Jaiden broke into the order vault to prove they could.

Day 179ː September 17, 2023 [top]

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Day 180ː September 18, 2023 [top]

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Day 181ː September 19, 2023 [top]

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Day 182ː September 20, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 183: September 21, 2023 [top]

  • Upon realizing Zeno was Bagi's cat, her and Cellbit fought over ownership.

Day 184ː September 22, 2023 [top]

  • Fit and Tubbo investigated Philza's house, trying to figure out why he had been absent for days.

Day 185ː September 23, 2023 [top]

  • Bad investigated Philza's house for evidence of foul play, but found none.

Day 186: September 24, 2023: Carre Arrival [top]

  • Philza woke up in his basement after his kidnapping.
  • Carre Arrival Event
  • Philza told Tubbo about his "dream" the events of his Day 177 disappearance.
  • The order vault was opened and Foolish and Jaiden's heist was discovered.
  • A giant structure was found at Luzu's base

Day 187ː September 25, 2023 [top]

  • Signs and dark matter were found in Philza and Fit's bases with messages seemingly from their eggs.
  • Mike was found and defrosted he was acting weird.
  • Forever proposed a protest day against the Federation in exchange for information on the eggs.
  • Forever made a cover of him singing Bad's song muffins asking for the return of his gun, he put a video somewhere in Bad's base so it played constantly, looping.

Day 188ː September 26, 2023 [top]

  • Bad placed a cover of Forever requesting Bad to return his gun into Forever's base. Looping over and over and annoying him.
  • Islanders broke rules in hopes of getting Cucurucho to answer some questions about the eggs, instead they got shot at by three guards.
  • Tubbo told Philza about the information he got from Fredː the ranking of Federation workers go D, C, B, A. Fred being WA02. He found an incident report he believed implied Bad had kidnapped a B tier worker named WB011. There was also the implication of the workers being humans with feelings as they had brought in mental health professionals for the workers concerns of being kidnapped next. His thought was that because Fred was an A tier worker named 02, then 01 would likely be Cucurucho, making them on the same level.
  • Tubbo found out from Bad that Baghera might have been in on the kidnapping of WB011, Philza tried to ask Forever for information on where Baghera's castle was, when it wasn't given Tubbo suggested Philza trying to flirt with Forever for information. In response Philza teleported to his base and took him off the allowlist to his house.
  • Tubbo and Philza told Forever about the kidnapping.and he agreed to sneak them to Baghera's place, when they couldn't find anything they tried Bad's base but had to leave.
  • They decided to confront Bad at spawn, when they accidentally ditched Philza at spawn he decided to just log out and sleep instead of wait for them.
  • Forever and Tubbo met up with Baghera in Bad's base. They encountered Bad who was very angry at Tubbo being in his house. Forever informed Baghera of the kidnapped worker and they all went to Forever's office so Tubbo could explain everything. Bad argued with the accusations and Forever left.
  • Tubbo, Bagi and Forever talked before Bad called Bagi over via threat to her pets. He actually wanted to talk to her about information she had on him.
  • Forever found and removed the song from his base.

Day 189ː September 27, 2023 [top]

  • dark matter was in more places related to the eggs, Philza went around checking places for more from his eggs.
  • Bad put another song in Forever's base, Baghera returned his gun.
  • Bagi, Foolish, Tina and Philza tried to help him track it down.
  • Philza decided to wait for their next communication at Uppies.

Day 190ː September 28, 2023 [top]

  • Etoiles lost to the code due to his chestplate breaking mid-fight, he didn't realize this and believed it to have been taken from him by an admin

Day 191ː September 29, 2023 [top]

  • (Cellbit, Pac, Forever, Bagi, Felps, Quackity, Roier, Baghera, Philza, Foolish, Fit, Charlie, Jaiden, and Missa met up in Sao Paulo, Brazil)
  • Tubbo decided to make a perimeter using what he dubbed a "World Eater" this caused severe lag for him and Pierre
  • Bad and Pierre complained about it ruining the spawn area

Day 192ː September 30, 2023 [top]

  • Max logged on for the first time in a while
  • The server told everyone to go to spawn
  • Max, Pierre, and Bad discovered what appeared to be JuanaFlippa at spawn, she asked them to follow and led them into the maze where she opened a previously closed door that led into more maze filled with dark matter and cockroaches. They lost track of her for a while and then found an overgrown room like the one the story about the twelve eggs was found in. They opened a door and were shown a message.
  • "WELCOME BACK ******" "ARE YOU READY TO INITIATE PROTOCOL AB?" "IF YES, PRESS THE RED BUTTON."
  • They tried to piece together what the protocol could be before pushing it, JuanaFlippa ran into the room with them and pushed the button, shutting the door behind then. They were then teleported to a room with a book describing a sort of game for them to continue. JuanaFlippa appeared again in the room with them. She told them she believed she had the key but asked if it was worth it. Max doubted she was real bringing up how she was writing with numbers.
  • JuanaFlippa put in the key to the warp plate, they were sent into a room with two doors, one with a drawing of Cucurucho with a cheerleader outfit and the other of it with a gun. They went in the one with the gun but were teleported back so they went in the one with the cheerleaders outfit, from there it was a maze.
  • Bad realized each correct door had dots on the wall corresponding to a number. In one of the rooms they found Dapper's hat. Then they were teleported to a room with three dice, black, red and white, along with a book that said "who should play". They agreed to have Bad play.
  • The book in the chest was edited to "We know. YOU" and Bad was teleported in. He rolled the black die and got a 2, the red a 4, and the white a 1. "7" and "THANK YOU FOR PLAYING GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME" flashed across the screen.
  • Bad recieved a boarding pass for BadBoyHalo, number 003, then they were teleported to spawn.
  • They discovered a prison built near spawn.

October, 2023

Day 193ː October 1, 2023 [top]

  • A group of the creators were in Brazil in real life. During a livestream Quackity said that "Everyone, very soon, will be put to the test and will be pushed beyond their limits to see how far they'd go" when prompted to give one piece of information on the eggs' disappearance.

Day 194ː October 2, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 195ː October 3, 2023 [top]

  • Bagi found a message from Richarlyson in Cellbit's Castle. Surrounding it was a mooshroom head, a nether star, a lollipop, and Richarlyson's favorite flower. The message read "Caralho o que ta acontecendo pai? 0̠0... Pai?..." meaning "Fuck, what's going on dad? 0̠0... Dad?..." She also found dark matter in Chume Labs and Forever's Mega Base along with the castle.

Day 196ː October 4, 2023 [top]

  • Philza was teleported to the dice room. He rolled an odd number and received ticket 0018. (See Philza/History for more.)
  • Fit found dark matter which had a book from Ramon and a picture which showed a staticy image of what he believed to be Dapper's hat and either Ramon's meathead or Leo's hat. He was teleported to the dice room and won ticket 0016.[32] (See FitMC/History for more.)
  • Fred and their Guard interviewed Fit and Philza.[33]

Day 197ː October 5, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 198ː October 6, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo recieved a message telling him to meet at spawn at 1pm PST with x coordinates 2902
  • Fit found another photo, this time what appeared to be of Pomme's butterfly wings. Tubbo put the first photo in photoshop to try and pic out my details and they confirmed that what appeared to be a name tag above the red shape was Ramon's name along with goggles, meaning Dapper, Pomme and Ramon had appeared in the photos.
  • The picture of Pomme disappeared and the chest it was copied from was missing too, Fit therorized the Admins took it.
  • Fit, Tubbo and Pac went into the maze again following after the signs JuanaFlippa had left for Bad, Pierre and Max, finding the dark matter. The door Flippa had opened was once again closed so they couldn't go in, Tubbo theorized that she'd opened it and glitch-broke blocks to see that it was connected to a Create motor and must have been opened at some point. Bikes were made unusable in the maze, but Pac suggested riding a bike into the maze so they could glitch through the door, the three of them raced their bikes through the maze to the door but it didn't work. They continued messing around in the maze for half an hour before going to Pac and Mike's bathroom spot to have a final goodbye before Tubbo had to go to his meeting, expecting death. Tubbo debated mortality and turning thirty at the age of nineteen. Then he wrote a will, leaving things to people in case of death. This somehow turned into an in-depth discussion on feet. Fit was made executioner of the will. They tried to get chat into the qsmp and managed to get livestreams in but not chat, creating an infinite loop of Tubbo's stream. They continued to mess around finally settling on a Philza watch party in-game until he called them out for it.
  • They scattered to double check for messages related to Tubbo's. Tubbo found a message from Fred then had a mental breakdown when Fred's letter referred to feeling young for using "slang" realizing they might be much older than him. Pac and Fit were standing behind him listening to him draft a very awkward response. He chased them off finished the letter and prayed that Fred wasn't born more than four years before him.
  • 1pm PST hit and Tubbo went to spawn. Bagi appeared and they saw Fred. Tubbo asked various people for advice on the Fred situation.
  • Kameto logged on.
  • Various people arrived at spawn.
  • Bagi told Fred Tubbo loved him and he logged out immediately. When he came back in there was a visual glitch involving everyone's skins.
  • Philza updated Cellbit on the dice situation.
  • Etoiles informed Phil on the code situation.
  • Silent Watcher Event
  • Tubbo tried to drown himself over the Fred situation. Bagi and Cellbit tried to give him a peptalk. Fit read out his will while he sat in the river.
  • Tubbo tried to figure out the meaning of his book. Philza checked his base and found another book with a Y coordinate, 71.
  • Fit, Tubbo and Pac went to Quackity's house and found the Federation replica underneath.
  • Forever, Pac, Tubbo, Fit, Kameto, Philza, and Etoiles did a bike race at spawn on Pac's track.
  • Etoiles found the message with the Z coordinate.
  • Forever and Philza met in the graveyard where Forever thanked him for getting him off the drugs.

Day 199ː October 7, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 200ː October 8, 2023 [top]

  • Charlie and others did karaoke

Day 201ː October 9, 2023 [top]

  • Philza found Foolish's sunbird flying into the Federation building.
  • Forever was sent to the nether by Cucurucho.
  • Charlie, Foolish and Roier recieved a ticket
  • Charlie, Foolish, Roier, and Bagi's tickets were burnt as a joke. Charlie, Foolish and Roier opened tickets on the QSMP discord blaming each other and Bagi. They were returned by the admins.
  • Charlie went home and found Flippa continued in Character Page
  • Foolish, Felps, Jaiden, and Bad dragged an AFK Bagi around, she returned and watched them without announcing she was back. She scared them all with a loud scream.

Day 202ː October 10, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 203ː October 11, 2023 [top]

  • Baghera, Foolish, Mouse, Fit and Philza were carried around by Abuelito, they went exploring.
  • Philza told Cellbit about his ticket looking different and showed him where Fit found a cipher.
  • Cellbit took Philza to pick a room in the castle, they found signs left from Flippa and Charlie.
    • He chose Death
  • Philza checked the chest in his basement, in place of one of the golden apples was a potato, and the book now had coordinatesː X -6946, Y 17471, they led to Chayanne's pumpkin biome that he liked, a trail of black cement led to another chest with coordsː X -3054, Y -4427, and a staticy image containing Chayanne. This led to the flower field Lullah loved, black cement and a chest, this one with an image with Lullah visible in the corner.
  • Philza, Bad and Cellbit met in the order and Phil recounted what happened, they compared photos and discussed theories.
  • Cellbit and Philza went to Charlie's to ask about his ticket and discovered Flippa. Mouse, Bad, Roier, and Pol joined them in doing egg tasks.
  • Everyone reassured Charlie he could come to them if they ever needed any help. Everyone kissed goodnight before spiltting off so Charlie could put Flippa to bed.

Day 204ː October 12, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 205ː October 13, 2023 [top]

  • Philza updated Tubbo and Fit on recent events.
  • They tried to puzzle out the location of the egg photos, then Phil and Fit chatted while Phil worked on his house. They found caged birds in Phil's house, which he freed.
  • Tubbo left early worried for the next day as ElQuackity had posted a threat to him on twitter.
  • Jaiden logged on with visible wings. She told Phil that they had always been around, just hidden under her shirt. Philza told her his were "fucked up by the island." He went on to say that's why he always wears a backpack, to act a as a counterbalance because of his center of gravity being used to wings.[34]
  • Jaiden and Philza talked about the birds that had been appearing around them, Phil mentioned Baghera had also been experiencing it and they realized it was a bird-person thing, they brainstormed about who else was some form of not fully human. Fit declared himself a totally normal human dude.
  • Cucurucho appeared. It gave Jaiden a parrot spawn egg for her task,
  • Philza went looking for a dungeon to do.
  • A code appeared briefly.
  • While traveling Philza spotted a sunbird and spent two hours trying to catch it.
  • Philza did several dungeons and completed his dungeon-related task for Cucurucho, getting things in return.

Day 206ː October 14, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo got asked on a date by Fred
  • Charlie woke up to find his conditio had grown worse.
  • Charlie and Flippa met Tubbo at spawn and Tubbo was extremely confused and concerned about Flippa and Charlie. He struggled to read Flippa's words due to his dyslexia.
  • Tubbo was teleported around and Charlie reprimanded him for hacking. Compared to Philza he was teleported very far distances.
  • Maximiliano died and their death was announced in chat confusing everyone as to who they were.
  • Tubbo warped to his factory for ingredients and Charlie and Flippa were teleported to him. They continued experiencing weird teleportation and Charlie occassionally vocal distortion. They did Flippa's tasks together.
  • Quackity was revealed to have Fred prisoner.
  • Foolish met Flippa and was extremely confused by everything, he gave Charlie the ingredients for a pie.
  • Everyone showed up to Tubbo's hole and talked about Charlie's glitch thing. Foolish did an examination on Charlie and he briefly flatlined, a Gegg being extracted from him. Foolish diagnosed him with the Glitches and gave him KELP cocaine to help. He decided to take every drug once a week, so everyone passed him something. Foolish killed Gegg to stop the "infection".
  • Throughout this Flippa killed Foolish an impressive amount of times with her hacked shovel. She particularly killed him for anti-Charlie and anti-Gegg crimes.
  • Half the hole group went elsewhere while Jaiden, Charlie, Baghera, Flippa, Foolish, Pol, Etoiles, and Mouse continued goofing around in the hole.
    • Baghera mentioned that she had wings like Jaiden but was too shy to show them off.
  • Baghera and Jaiden helped Charlie with Flippa's tasks. Foolish and Etoiles joined in for the worst game of Add a Word ever, naming the book The Big Swell and leaving it in the library. Etoiles couldn't take it and left, everyone else continued onto the other tasks.
  • Foolish discovered he could jump into the sky, everyone lassoed to him and were dragged 20,000 blocks up. Flippa caught them and they added Nikki, Bad and Flippa to the chain. Charlie described in detail the changes of the soup he was eating as he fell.
  • Niki did a dramatic reading of The Big Swell after Bad refused to. They peer-pressured Jaiden into doing her second dramatic reading of it before everyone continued to the next task. They named themselves "The Swellers". They all snuck into the Federation office for a task, blowing bubbles at each other. They decided to go back into the sky to finish the task, they went 50,000 blocks up.
  • Charlie and Flippa went home and he showed her a photo he had found in the Federation of a drawing of a man with glasses, Flippa said she knew him but didn't know from where, Charlie told her that he would do anything for her, and if she wanted he would help her figure it out and find him.

Day 207ː October 15, 2023 [top]

  • Bagi discovered her missing brother was Cellbit. She revealed this to him and showed him their childhood home. She told him she had spent the last fifteen years searching for him after he disappeared and they promised to take down the Federation together for robbing him of the life he could have had.

Day 208ː October 16, 2023ː Federation Meeting and Minime Event [top]

  • Wilbur returned to the island and was welcomed by Jaiden, Antoine and Tubbo, as well as the rest of the islanders later on.
  • Quackity threatened to harm Tubbo if Fred didn't give him more information; Fred revealed that the Federation workers were going to meet in secret, and told Quackity where the meeting would take place in exchange for Tubbo's safety and his own freedom. Quackity disguised himself as Fred and went to the meeting.
  • Cellbit told everyone about the Federation workers' secret meeting and formed teams to go and spy on it.
  • Wilbur found out about the eggs' disappearance and confronted Phil about it. He accused the islanders of not caring and not doing anything about it, which angered Phil, who told him to get out of his sight. Wilbur left the group.
  • While he was dressed up as Fred and waiting for Cucurucho, Quackity was teased by the other workers about "his" crush on Tubbo.
  • Federation Meeting
  • Maximus broke up with Aypierre.
  • Maximus noticed the corruption on Slimecicle's arm and showed him his leg; Aypierre, spying on them, saw it as well and took a picture of it.
  • Antoine was visited by Cucurucho; upon closer inspection, though, it seemed to not be Cucurucho or Osito Bimbo, but rather a third, previously unseen Cucurucho, as this one had pink ears and a slightly differently coloured nose. Its name is unknown as of now.

Day 209ː October 17, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 210ː October 18, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 211ː October 19, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 212ː October 20, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 213ː October 21, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 214ː October 22, 2023 [top]

  • TBA


Day 215ː October 23, 2023 [top]

  • Cucuruchito was introduced, an AI that listens to islanders and responds to them, positioned at Spawn.

Day 216ː October 24, 2023 [top]

  • Fit returned and found a black chest in his base with a book that said "A hunter left his knife in the basement", he went to spawn and discovered Cucuruchito, who he talked to. He also spotted the bodies and the additional dark matter. Upon going to the hunter house he found a message addressed to him. At the end of the note was a cypher he brute forced to find "Danger is close"

Day 217ː October 25, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 218ː October 26, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 219ː October 27, 2023 [top]

  • Missa logged on and recieved a very brief update from Foolish on the current situation. He was then sent to the dice room where he rolled an 8, however he still recieved a ticket, number "019", he went on to talk with Cucuruchito.
  • A Capybara showed up and asked Missa about her missing friend, telling him she had hit her head and couldn't remember where the Caybara Village was, Missa agreed to help.
  • He spawned his mini-me, naming it "Missirumi"

Day 220: October 28, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 221: October 29, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 222: October 30, 2023 [top]

  • Phil, Bad and Pierre watched the Chayanne and Richarlyson videos posted on Quackity Studios Twitter.
  • Phil, Bad, Etoiles and Pierre created a farm for op drops from a colluseum dungeon.
  • Etoiles gifted Philza a handgun.
  • Etoiles was sent to the dice room, he recieved ticket 0008.
  • Cucurucho appeared to the group, it gave Pierre a task.
  • Phil and Etoiles split off to go look at the muesum, Cucurucho appeared again to talk to Etoiles about the fight he requested.
  • Cucurucho and Etoiles did a stick fight, except Cucurucho had an overly enchanted stick and Etoiles used his code sword. The others showed up and Cucurucho ran around bullying people with it's OP stick. Etoiles was given a sharpness 50 stick as a reward.
  • Missa logged on off-stream to keep his mini-me alive and hung out with Bad, Bad showed him the aquarium he'd built underneath Phil's house, Missa said that he felt like he was homeless carrying everything around with him and decided to set up shop in an aquarium enclosure with "Rammie" the ram.

Day 223ː October 31, 2023ː Halloween [top]


November, 2023

Day 224: November 1, 2023 [top]

  • Philza discovered the corruption at Charlie's house; he mined a corrupted block and put it in his backpack. He later showed Fit the area.
  • Fit and Philza went dungeon crawling before meeting up with Bagi to chat. Foolish joined in.
  • Philza took Bagi, Foolish and Bad to see Charlie's place. They told him about how Cellbit has been when he mentioned taking things to him for investigation.
  • ElQuackity returned, he emerged from the Federation room under the graveyard, although it had been altered from it's previous state. Taking an invisibility potion he walked until he found Quackity. He watched Quackity put something in a shulker box before walking away, ElQuackity went down and found a book in the shulker box in spanish. At the end was a set of coordinates. He continued following Quackity until he went into a white building, he turned his mic on before going inside, finding a warp plate. He blocked the entrance, muttering to himself. He went on the warp plate, in the room he was sent to was Quackity in a glass box, they yelled at each other in spanish, Quackity scared of being taken again. Quackity insisted that the others would notice he was gone while ElQuackity denied it. ElQuackity flipped a switch, dropping Quackity down, when the floor closed again all that remained was his ticket, which ElQuackity took for himself.
    • The room with the glass box resembled the white room from Bad, Pierre, and Max's maze with Flippa
    • A worker's head was seen floating around the room, presumably acting as a camera to record the events for later use.
  • ElQuackity took a boat away while talking about how "special" the November 4th event would be.

Day 225ː November 2, 2023: Dia de los Muertos Event [top]

Day 226ː November 3, 2023: Guy Fawkes Night Mini-Event [top]

  • Fit realized that time wasn't passing, as the moon was not moving.
  • Philza and Fit met up to chat. They went to visit the Dia de los Muertos area.
  • Forever logged on in the nether, though it wasn't announced in the public chat.
  • ElQuackity logged in, sent a chat message in binary, and left. It translated to “I can’t see you.”
  • Fit and Phil saw Forever run past and followed him to the president's office. Forever had not found the eggs and said his mission was not complete yet. They took him to see the event area they were just at. Pierre joined too.
  • The mini-event was started and everyone was called to spawn where capybaras were waiting to take them to the event location. There was a brief scare with Abuelito having their mic on.
  • Guy Fawkes Night Mini-Event
  • It was Niki's birthday. The capys built a little table area with food and music next to the crater of the Guy Fawkes area. She was given stacks of tnt and got to blow things up.
  • Pierre put down mines which resulted in many deaths.
  • Mariana logged on, met Flippa, went to the Nether and was kicked with the message “Ahora tu nombre es azul y por su victoria pelearas” ("Now your name is blue and you will fight for its victory").

Day 227: November 4, 2023ː Purgatory Event Start [top]

  • Everyone met at spawn
  • Bagi told everyone that the languages matched up with the ticket numbers in groups of four.
  • Philza and Missa reunited again briefly.
  • Everyone was nervous about what would be happening. They passed time chatting at spawn while more and more people arrived. It started raining.
  • Rubius showed up as a normal player and everyone beat him to death a few times.
  • The Purgatory Event started. (See Purgatory Event for more.)

Day 228ː November 5, 2023ː Purgatory Day 2 [top]

Day 229ː November 6, 2023ː Purgatory Day 3 [top]

Day 230ː November 7, 2023ː Purgatory Day 4 [top]

Day 231ː November 8, 2023ː Purgatory Day 5 [top]

Day 232ː November 9, 2023ː Purgatory Day 6 [top]

Day 233: November 10, 2023ː Purgatory Day 7 [top]

  • Quackity woke up and escaped the pool of water he was trapped in. He found himself in a Federation building.
  • Quackity stole from ElQuackity’s office. He found a picture of himself passed out in the water and a book that held a profile on him.
  • Quackity left the building through a warp plate to the train station, which was covered in dark matter. Quesadilla Island was experiencing a very strong thunderstorm. Mobs chased Quackity through the spawn area, and he found dark matter spread over the whole island. He ran back to the warp plate to take cover.
  • Dark Cucurucho approached Quackity and shot him down with a gun before killing him.
  • (See Purgatory Event for more.)

November 11, 2023ː Emergency Broadcast [top]

  • Cucurucho went Live in its house on Quesadilla, a thunderstorm raging outside.
  • Cucurucho was informed of the spread of dark matter by a worker. It pressed the panic button, calling an emergency meeting of all Federation workers before saying to itself “I don’t know. I don’t know. Why?”
  • Cucurucho started writing a report.
  • It went to the Federation offices, finding them covered in concrete, it took three workers into the Auditorium, where the remaining three workers sat. Six in total. All, including Cucurucho, wore masks.
  • One reported on a third party having interfered with the Resident’s move and how it wasn’t safe for them and they needed them back.
  • One reported WA02 being missing
  • One reported how they still hadn’t discovered who’d killed the workers.
  • One reported on a stray signal from their captive Binary Entity and how they needed blockers.
  • One reported how they’re apple juice monopoly was going but were laughed off.
  • Finally one reported the broken coffee maker and complained about having to use tea instead.
  • Cucurucho said the amount of issues was unacceptable and assigned everyone to dealing with the infection until further notice.
  • It led one worker to Foolish’s dragon and told them to return the residents to Quesadilla. They set off in a wooden boat.
  • It went back to the group of five workers to assign them individual areas to work.
  • It left a message for Forever in his office to contact it as soon as he returned as it was urgent.
  • Cucurucho continued filling in its report with the mentioned problems.
  • Fortunately the inside of the museum had not been affected.
  • Cucurucho assigned workers to clean: the train station, spawn area, presidential office, egg adoption center, Federation offices.
  • It told the one assigned to the office to report on the status of the substance the next day.
  • It stored the report in an archive under its house before going upstairs to press the button again, this time announcing they would retrieve the islanders, thus bringing a stop to Protocol AB

Day 234ː November 12, 2023ː Purgatory Day 8 [top]

Day 235ː November 13, 2023ː Purgatory Day 9 [top]

Day 236ː November 14, 2023ː Purgatory Day 10 [top]

Day 237ː November 15, 2023ː Purgatory Day 11 [top]

Day 238ː November 16, 2023ː Purgatory Day 12 [top]

Day 239: November 17, 2023ː Purgatory Day 13 [top]

  • Luffy discovered the body of the Worker. It found a map to Quesadilla Island and sailed there with the worker's possessions.
  • Cucurucho gave a house tour before calling another meeting for updates on the situations brought up last time.
  • Workers were slowly becoming infected by the substance, and one had developed the sae markings as Slimecicle. The workers informed Cucurucho that it was confirmed the eggs couldn't have left the island without outside interference. Another informed Cucurucho that because of the sudden lack or murders it had to be one of the residents responsible. A third complained about the coffee machine still being broken.
  • The group went to spawn where Cucurucho reviewed their work cleaning. It led them to Foolish's house to leave a message about the case information.
  • On the dock they spotted Luffy sailing to them, Cucurucho questioned it and learned that it had the worker's things. When asked who sent it it showed a drawing of a large black figure with an eye taking up its entire face.
  • Cucurucho had two workers restrain and take Luffy in for questioning.
  • It went back home and wrote its report, storing it in the archive before going into a side room and putting up the painting of the eye, it asked itself who the entity was before ending the stream
  • (See Purgatory Event for more.)

Day 240: November 18, 2023ː Final Day of Purgatory [top]

  • (See Purgatory Event for more.)
  • The red team was declared the overall victor, as a result Philza was asked to spin a wheel, he rolled a seven.
  • Dapper was rescued, all the other eggs status went unknown as Egg Island was rocked by an earthquake. The Eye told them there was a boat waiting for those who could make it before the detination of Max's bomb.
  • Maximus was killed permanently in the blast.
  • The others left via boat for Quesadilla.
  • It was announced that a harder version of Purgatory would be available for non-QSMP creators to play.

Day 241ː November 19, 2023 [top]

  • Everyone arrived home.
  • Tubbo worked on his Create projects.
  • Bagi investigated for clues as to what happened.
  • Big Ben was restored to the server from Guy Fawkes Night
  • Bad woke up in a flat place he wandered around, finding his own corpse
  • He woke up on the beach with severe issues with his memory, even forgetting Skeppy.
  • Bagi found Bad and tried to talk with him but he was all over the place, Bad introduced himself to Etoiles like it was the first time he’d met him, Bagi walked away for two seconds and came back and Bad forgot he’d met her completely.
  • At the mention of certain names or things he would seem to remember before forgetting again.
  • Bagi tried to fix Bad’s memory with blunt force trauma, it did not work
  • Mouse showed up and claimed she had a dream about the island and being on fire, but she remembered everything, just that Purgatory was a nightmare and not real
  • Bad asked about Max, when the others didn’t know he said “he’s already crossed”
  • Bagi asked if Bad had used the Risus Potion and he pulled some out of his backpack and handed one to Bagi and Mouse. Bagi explained to Mouse why they were bad. Bad noticed Bagi holding them and demanded to know why she had them.
  • Mouse asked about the blood covering Bad and he said it was a bit of everyone’s.
  • Bagi worried about Tina.
  • Etoiles continued trying to remind him, he brought up Foolish and Bad mentioned a pyramid he built getting destroyed
  • Cucurucho was declared missing, the server would be closed the next day to search for it.
  • Bagi came back after making the antidote for the Risus Potion just in case that was what had affected Bad, she tried to make him feel sad so she could be sure he wasn’t on the Potion.
  • Bad reset again, he was surprised that Etoiles was a talking cucumber and tried to catch him in a trap for Dapper.
  • They discovered PVP was turned off now.
  • Etoiles had to leave, but he told Bad to keep a memory book before leaving.
  • Bagi helped him start writing the book, walking him through Purgatory, he told her that after the earthquake he fell asleep
  • He said his last memory of Dapper was holding him before there was a bright light and warmth. He also remembered carrying him to a boat.
  • They went to the boat they’d come back on, he asked if it could still work and remarked it might be out of fuel.
  • He said “I’m gonna miss Max” when Bagi asked, he told her Max was gone, he could tell. That he “..didn’t get on the boat, at least, not this one.” Bad reassured her that they’d see Max again some day. She left him alone.
  • He wandered around, looking for people and feeling hungry. He went to his base.
  • Bad took a picture off the wall of Richarlyson, Pomme and Dapper. He circled Pomme and Richarlyson with his cursor, saying “I tried my best but I wasn’t good enough” before putting it back on the wall and forgetting again, even forgetting this was his house. He asked the animals if they’d seen anything running around because he thought he had lost something
  • He seemed to remember, going back for the picture and saying he needed to go wake up Dapper quickly. Then he ended the stream.

November 20, 2023 [top]

  • [Server closed for "search for Cucurucho"]

Day 242: November 21, 2023: Eggs Rescued [top]

  • Cucurucho and two workers traveled to Egg Island and located the missing eggs buried in the sand. In addition they found three new eggs, Empanada, Sunny Side Up, and Pepito.
  • ElQuackity and the Eye-faced worker stood at a distance, Cucurucho confronted them. ElQuackity thanked it for giving him the opportunity to meet the islanders before saying there was a new batch for the island and sending the Eye-faced worker to attack the eggs with explosives. Cucurucho led them away to escape via boats.
  • They arrived back home, the eggs complained about feeling sick and weak, Cucurucho led them to a nicer adoption center next to the old one.
  • It led the three new eggs to the old center and gave them each an adoption certificate with their assigned people.
  • Sunny Side Up was assigned: Lenay, Slime, Tubbo, and Pol
  • Pepito was assigned: Roier, Quackity, Carre, Rivers, and Mariana
  • Empanada was assigned: Nihachu, Jaiden, Ironmouse, Bagi, and Tina
  • Cucurucho walked back to where it had left the original eggs, finding them all asleep in a cubby, the only empty one being meant for Dapper. It wrote down an update, mentioning that they would have to keep an eye on all of them as they were in critical condition. It also mentioned keeping an eye on Dapper too even though he seemed fine to sleep it off.
  • The new parents met their kids.
  • Quackity woke up in a hospital in the nether and was told off for being a bad parent by what appeared to be Tilin while the Dark Cucurucho followed them. Tilin told him they were both dead and that they were in hell. Throughout the sound of a heart moniter was heard in the background.
  • The new eggs were not allowed to wear armor yet.
  • Sunny was shown around Tubchunk and asked for her own factory too, Tubbo was happy to help. He built her a train car for a bedroom.
  • Roier discovered Pepito also had “Mexican Lag”
  • Bagi and Bad went around clearing mines to avoid any incidents with the new kids.
  • One by one the new eggs went to bed, tucked in by their respective parents.

Day 243: November 22, 2023 [top]

  • Fit and Pac cosplayed as each other both in game and in real life.
  • Mouse met Empanada and instantly fell for her, she agreed to help Mouse with her dinner party.
  • Tubbo continued work on Sunny’s factory.
  • Mouse took Empanada on a walk to her house but she slipped through one of the cracks of Cellbit’s bridge and was downed by the fall. Mouse called for help and cried. Fit and Pac helped her back to spawn to boost Empanada’s health and stamina.
  • They all complained about Cellbit’s bridge. They all went to Mouse’s house to get Empanada the waypoint.
  • Mouse had to leave but she left Pac and Fit to babysit.
  • Tubbo took Sunny to StarBobby’s and gave them coffee. They went back home and he made her a chair next to Chayanne’s supervisor chair, she labeled it “queen”
  • Tubbo and Sunny robbed Phil of avocado saplings.
  • Nikki met Empanada. They agreed to make a bakery together. Nikki was excited to learn that Empanada spoke German.
  • Tubbo, Nikki, Em, and Sunny met up to find pink wood.
  • Fit destroyed the shell of Spreen’s house with a chainsaw.
  • Phil logged on and found the hospitalized eggs, he met Sunny and hung around with her and Tubbo
  • Dapper woke up all okay, Philza gave him golden apples upon hearing he was having issues with feeling weak.
  • Dapper mentioned he’d used Richarlyson as bait for hunting by covering him in honey.
  • Phil claimed that someone had put his things back on him while he was still passed out. They went on to say the logged out people had been shipped off early.
  • Dapper was excited to learn that Bad had received his message and took it as “kill everyone”.
  • Philza was thrilled to learn that gas masks were able to be gotten on Quesadilla. He recounted his carrying Tubbo to the boat and mentioned Fit’s elytra as “prosthetic wings”
  • They told Dapper about Sunny Side Up and he mentioned the name being “how they planned to cook them”
  • When asked about why they left Dapper told them Chayanne had been the one to say it and they listened as he was the oldest.
  • Dapper told them ElQuackity had been the one taking care of them and that he fed them all raw chicken.
  • Etoiles, Philza, Dapper, and BBH chatted.
  • They talked about weird American state fair food after Thanksgiving was brought up.
  • They built a punching bag from code blocks Philza had taken from Charlie’s house.
  • They discussed Purgatory.
  • Roier hung out until Pepito woke up.
  • Bad and Dapper split off while Roier watched Phil and Etoiles stick fight
  • Etoiles and Phil talked about Codes
  • They met back up with Bad and Dapper at the graveyard.
  • Etoiles tried to bust into the egg cubbies with chorus fruit but failed
  • Dapper placed items for each egg next to their beds
  • Philza “subtly” told the admins he wanted a gas mask before logging off
  • Roier hung out with Pepito
  • Bad, Nikki, and Dapper talked about animals.

Day 244ː November 23, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 245ː November 24, 2023 [top]

  • Pac went around going through people’s mail
  • Philza showed his messed up crow wings to Fit, his time on Egg Island having healed them enough to bring out, he also had been given a gas mask
  • Phil added a representation of Richarlyson’s prosthetic to the statue of him
  • Phil and Fit went around cleaning up concrete, including Wilbur’s message to Lullah
  • Pierre showed off his mini-mes that were still around
  • The three put up a meme on the side of Fit’s gym that accidentally looked straight into the egg hospital
  • Bagi, Empanada, Bad and Dapper showed up and they all joked about her pancake hat.
  • Green appeared on Bad's back.
  • Philza snuck Em candy while Bagi wasn’t watching
  • Dapper showed off his animals before splitting off with Pierre
  • Philza confirmed with Em that they had come from Egg Island
  • Bagi brought up the three eggs from the Maze story in relation to the three new eggs, she and Phil talked about the ages not matching up. Phil suggested not mentioning anything heavy around the eggs to avoid causing them distress
  • Philza and Bagi reassured Em about not being a replacement for Bobby when she met Jaiden. He continued telling Bagi about what happened with the cracked eggs
  • They all suggested the idea of the Federation maybe stealing the eggs from Egg Island
  • They visited Pierre’s factory and then looked at his completed build above it
  • Phil played photographer for Bagi and Em
  • Phil went home and let his wings out for the night before logging off
  • Roier and Pepito hung out together

Day 246ː November 25, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo introduced his friend Freddie to Sunny via being a brief guest on his stream.
  • Dapper missed Pomme
  • Pepito's audio failed so Roier and Pepito communicated entirely in signs.
  • Abueloier put Pepito to bed.

Day 247ː November 26, 2023 [top]

  • Quackity woke up in the Nether again and this time was also visited by what appeared to be Richarlyson along with what appeared to be Tilin, he found pictures of people he cared about on the walls of a maze.
  • Tilin downed Quackity and Roier laughed in chat.
  • This version of Richarlyson acted very destructive, burning things. Both Tilin and him hit each other frequently, though they were in creative mode so it did no damage.
  • They came across a statue of Richarlyson like the one at spawn, though the missing leg was on the wrong side. Quackity repeatedly asked Richarlyson if he was dead before asking Tilin if Richarlyson was dead.
  • Tilin told Quackity that Richarlyson was in a coma.
  • Tilin and Richarlyson covered the statue in tnt while Quackity tried to stop them, he tried to get the pictures but couldn't break blocks, Richarlyson handed him a flint and steel and Tilin told him to light the tnt
  • The talked for a bit before he lit it, under the statue was a giant pit, one of them shoved him in. At the bottom was a pool of water full of glowsquids, the two jumped in after him and laughed.
  • Quackity got hit with the Dorime glitch
  • Quackity let himself sink to the bottom of the water, looking up. As he drowned a visual of a black and red tunnel took over, then he ended stream.
  • The green on Bad's back spread.
  • Roier and Bad chatted. Bad suggested getting someone to watch after Abueloier, but Roier denied it telling him Abueloier was fine and healthy.
  • Roier told Bad to go drink lava in real life.
  • Roier and Pepito had an argument and went in different directions.

Day 248ː November 27, 2023ː Eggs Wake Up [top]

  • Tubbo, Pac, and Fit hung out.
  • Tubbo worked on his machines while waiting for Sunny to wake up.
  • Fit found Pepito sleeping next to the river out in the open, he built things around Pepito so the egg wasn’t just there alone
  • It was announced on the twitter the eggs would wake up at 1:30 pm PST
  • Philza broke into the Free Shit EXP farm to avoid the fursuit requirement
  • People played Brazilian Funk to wake up the eggs and were generally loud
  • Philza and Bad were horrified at Pepito just sleeping out in the open
  • The server went down for maintenance
  • Philza gave the eggs golden apples
  • Tubbo used a machine to steal the floor of the hospital, Phil trapped himself in it for fun
  • Dapper woke up clean, Bad said he put him in the washing machine
  • Roier logged on and everyone interrogated him about Pepito in the grass, Roier told them that it wasn’t Pepito but an Alternate Pepito that he had met last night, Fit and Phil doubted this
  • Philza convinced Tubbo to quit using Create machines around the eggs
  • Tubbo made a noteblock song, it was Megalovania
  • An hour after the said time they were told to meet at Spawn where Cucurucho was waiting for them with a mask on
  • It told them the eggs had been sleeping to stabilize their condition, and new rules were introduced for caring for the eggs. These featured “happiness bars” and a Federation Bakery that assigned tasks in the same vein as Purgatory
  • The eggs woke up clean with two lives each and everyone was reunited.
  • Lullah lassoed Phil to “prevent him leaving again”
  • Nikki was excited for the group of German speakers with Chayanne back
  • Lullah handed Phil the message he’d put in the dark matter, he confirmed that the eggs had been contacting them through it
  • Chayanne said the message he’d received was a threat to their loved ones.
  • Lullah teased Tubbo about liking Fred
  • Nikki and Em agreed to make their bakery a cat cafe with help from everyone in the family
  • Philza took Lullah to show her Wilbur’s message, she said that “what matters is showing up”
  • Upon learning they’d missed Halloween and Dia De Los Muertos Chayanne and Lullah agreed to go back to the coma
  • Ramon destroyed some of the rest of Parliament
  • Lullah confirmed that in the Federation’s eyes Phil was her dad
  • Ramon tried to set up Fit with a new spouse, Phil recommended Pac to Ramon as a potential
  • Lullah informed Phil that they would update the system so he could do tasks for both of them but for that day she would get a free cookie
  • Phil, Chayanne and Lullah went on a holiday adventure by visiting the areas of the holidays the kids missed and taking family photos
  • Chayanne claimed the Halloween mansion as a summer home
  • Richarlyson turned in his own quests and everyone was baffled by it
  • Bad, Bagi, Phil, their kids and Pomme hung around spawn and played music
  • Phil and his kids visited Techno’s ofrenda and Lullah played “Remember Me” from Coco on her guitar. Chayanne made a potato monument
  • Philza promised Lullah he would replace her avocado toast with tacos because she hated it so much.
  • The kids finally made Philza stop sleeping in his chair and gave him an actual bed to sleep in

Day 249ː November 28, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 250ː November 29, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 251ː November 30, 2023 - MOVIE NIGHT TAKE 2 [top]

  • Pac and Richarlyson tried to kidnap the Federation Baker, Philza had to break them out of prison
  • The Movie Night was held at 12 pm PST
  • Cellbit, Quackity, and Roier all logged in on Roier's account with a skin that was a combination of the three of them.
  • Quackity asked Tubbo where Fred was prompting him to attack and later log off
  • Pepito woke up and the egg's happiness bar was filled.
  • Pierre took Bad and Pac to see Cucurucho's house

December, 2023

Day 252ː December 1, 2023 [top]

  • Spawn was decorated for Christmas
  • Tubbo and various workers attended Fred's funeral
  • Philza and his kids worked on their rainbow road boat race plan, they recruited Tubbo for his mod knowledge. Sunny and Fit hung around as moral support
  • Bagi and Em worked on quests for spare cookies, Bagi suggested to Philza they store extra cookies in the NINHO until they came up with a more permanent place.
  • Philza and his kids made a new nest

Day 253ː December 2, 2023 [top]

Day 254ː December 3, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish and Tina arrived from their swim back to Quesadilla, having dragged an unconscious Eye Worker back with them. Foolish had grown fins on his legs along the way.
  • They turned the Eye Worker in to Agent 18 who gave an update on the murder case to Foolish.
  • Tina met Empanada, Foolish reunited with Leonarda.

Day 255ː December 4, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 256: December 5, 2023 [top]

  • The eggs left out boots by the NINHO, following a German tradition in hopes of getting presents for being good that year.
  • Fit and Philza bred cockroaches for an egg quest. Tubbo helped them build a sugar farm.
  • Philza and Foolish showed each other their animal features
  • Bad explained the new task system to Forever who had been away for a while while he got a new computer.
  • Forever walked towards his base with Richarlyson and Pepito, Richarlyson fell behind, Pepito and Forever turned around to get him.
  • Richarlyson was downed and killed by a Frenzied Knight. They arrived in time to find the body but not help.
  • Everyone panicked. Forever put in a request to get the death evaluated.
  • Forever took the kids to his base and went through all of their armor, giving the kids the strongest they had and practically begged Richarlyson to wear it always. He said he was in shock.
  • He advised Pepito to go with someone else while Richarlyson and him waited for an answer. Both of them set a pearl in Richarlyson's NINHO room.
  • He dropped both kids off with Bad, feeling he could take care of them better for the day. Then he wandered off thinking about the situation while he waited for a response. He got himself armored and began testing if the armor could survive the mob that killed his son.
  • He started debating with his chat how many times to shoot Richarlyson's admin for not wearing his armor and dying.
  • Bagi took babysitting duty for Richarlyson and Pepito off of Bad.
  • Forever picked up Richarlyson and had a serious talk with him, saying he would be keeping a closer eye on him going forward.

Day 257ː December 6, 2023 [top]

  • Philza had another derealization episode.
  • The kids found gifts in their boots, all but Richarlyson, who recieved coal
  • Richarlyson started a war against "fake cupids" to get Pac and Fit together.
  • Foolish showed off his upgraded shark fins
  • Tina and Bagi went on their first date, Tina confided she didn't feel sure enough in herself for a commitment yet so they agreed to go on dates without "dating". Tina gave Bagi a kiss on the cheek and ran.
  • Roier sent messages in the chat about having been drugged, but this was not pursued.

Day 258ː December 7, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 259ː December 8, 2023 [top]

  • Philza filled the bakery with DK themed gorillas and music
  • Foolish showed Phil his upgraded fins
  • Forever and Philza watched old videos from their countries
  • Forever told Richarlyson about the Judas book he’d been given
  • Bad had Dapper turn Philza into a balloon for Chayanne to pull around. Chayanne accidentally let him loose and he had to drag himself down against gravity. He learned milk would not work to fix it. He decided he would live like this.
  • The server crashed. Likely because of balloon-Philza
  • Upon logging in, Philza was unfortunately no longer a balloon. He and Chayanne test drove Rainbow Road. Then went around putting up old memes and digging through Tubbo’s chests. They discovered he'd not been eating his happiness cookies.

Day 260ː December 9, 2023 [top]

  • The Eggstatistics ruled Richarlyson to still have both lives
  • Antoine met Sunny and told her about Pol’s film studio.
  • Antoine and Tubbo played an outside game together, Tricky Towers, while using a water frame to show Sunny. Tubbo won.

Day 261ː December 10, 2023 [top]

  • A meeting was held for High Ranking Federation Workers.
  • Sunny decided Foolish was her pet because he was shiny.
  • Foolish, Fit and Tubbo tried to get Sunny and Leo to talk, they showed off to each other from a distance. Leo tunneled down for more diamonds while Foolish tried to save face. After admitting to Sunny that Leo didn’t trust the new eggs they went looking for her.
  • Sunny talked to Tubbo about the old eggs not liking them, Em, and Pepito. She told him she no longer cared about getting them to like her, she was just tired of it.
  • After a lot of bargaining Foolish got Leo to agree to say hola to Sunny. The two exchanged very stilted conversation before Leo ran off.
  • Foolish found her watching a Spongebob song edited to have Vegetta, Foolish, and her faces on the characters. They talked about Sunny. Leo believed Sunny was copying her and didn’t like her for it. Foolish argued they might just be similar, or that Sunny was just having fun.
  • Leo tried going to Casualones to “drown her sorrows” but found the elevator broken, upon further inspection they discovered it was missing entirely and in its place was a Federation build. They tried to investigate further through the offices but found the warp broken.

Day 262ː December 11, 2023 [top]

  • Etoiles worked on his dojo
  • Foolish watched Pepito for the day.

Day 263ː December 12, 2023 [top]

  • Philza logged on to do quests but couldn’t use his mic so he used signs. He told Fit he ate the Cucurucho cookies and got so high he couldn’t talk. Pac dubbed him “Eggza”
  • Pac and Fit did things for the quests.
  • Two Eye Workers approached Fit and Pac asking them to “take them to their leader” because they “had their creature”. They scrambled to figure out what to do, eventually calling in Cucurucho.
  • A fight broke out and the Eye Workers left. Phil ran in late with the tactical whale.
  • Fit and Pac went to the Rebel base and found a letter asking to “pick a team leader” for the next mission. They both voted for Etoiles.
  • Fit told Pac about Fred being alive.

Day 264ː December 13, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo broke his million deepslate box and crashed the server to “time travel”
  • Tubbo tried to convince Sunny “poor” was a swear so she’d stop calling people it
  • Tubbo, Fit, and Sunny filled Bad’s base with mobs using warp plates.
  • Tubbo was given ten minutes of blindness for rule breaking and crashing the server. A few minutes later he was given ten minutes of blindness for evading the last punishment.
  • They realized they’d created a mob switch in Bad’s base.
  • The possible new mods were displayed, Tubbo, Pac, and Fit argued over which mod to add. They realized two of five of the proposed mods were incompatible win thh the version and started debating replacements.
  • The sky turned red and Tubbo was taken by the Eye Workers for Round 2 of Purgatory
  • Philza and his kids worked on their nest.

Day 265ː December 14, 2023 [top]

  • ...
  • Eggza made an appearance.
  • Forever got a haircut.
  • Pac was taken for Purgatory 2 by The Eye
  • New mods replaced the incompatible ones on the poll.
  • Quackity flatlined after killing Bobby, Chayanne, Dapper, Richarlyson, Wilbur Soot, Maxo, and Cucurucho in his dream.
  • Bad was taken for Purgatory 2 by The Eye, but remained on the island because he didn't want to actually be absent for three days, he dubbed the time until Purgatory non-canon.
  • Bad dressed up in skins Richarlyson made for him.

Day 266ː December 15, 2023 [top]

  • Phil found another message in his base telling him to check the dream location at the end of the day.
  • Etoiles chatted with Fit and Phil about his decision to go back for Purgatory 2.
  • Tubbo logged on and got immediately bullied for metagaming and bad rp.
  • Lullah woke up and thanked Phil for leaving her a rose, which he hadn't done. She could also see the flowers from Phil's latest message, although she assumed Phil had placed them and he went along with it.
  • Lullah realized Phil forgot it was her birthday and held it over him for the rest of the day.
  • At the end of his day Phil went to the dream location and followed a trail of roses and lights to an area filled with quartz and plants, an entity introduced themselves to him via a book in a chest going by the name Rose. She told him she would be his guide, he was thankful she'd found him.

Day 267ː December 16, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 268ː December 17, 2023 [top]

  • Tubbo and Sunny were attacked by a Code out of nowhere, he urged her to run and fought it alone. He died and they hid in their bunker.
  • Sunny and Tubbo worked on building their house, Tubbo remained paranoid.
  • (Quackity made an announcement about QSMP.TV’s introduction, Purgatory 2 rules and how it would be working. He showed off the QSMP.co site and the server in-game.)
  • A hazmat wearing person led ElQuackity through the on-fire remains of the snowy island into the facility the eggs were in, then into a room where they started playing Guitar Hero. In another room was another person, not wearing a helmet so their eye was visible, they told him that there was no progress finding Luffy. A third room held a photo of a series of animals, the person in there told him everything should be done for the next day. The fourth room held someone debating wallpapers. The fifth held a person with a gasmask and a chainsaw, their book had odd phrases mixed in with the status report. The sixth showed a photo of a game arena near completion, ElQ said they would get a raise. Finally the end of the hall had a large room where the Eye stood observing a small moving eye entity. Someone told ElQ that they were ready for the event. He read off the names of all of the participants.

Day 269ː December 18, 2023 [top]

  • Pac asked Ramon for his blessing in pursuing Fit
  • Sunny and Ramon planned a sleepover
  • Purgatory 2 began.
  • Ramon saw Phils wings for the first time, Sunny explained the code attack to him and Fit. They decided to set up a room at the NINHO for her and found the camera system had been altered seemingly by server rule changes. They went through to get it up and functioning again.
  • Phil encountered Luffy while working on the nest with Chayanne. Luffy explained to him it’s kidnapping via drawings, Phil related to having been caged. He talked to it about why it was here.
  • Two Eye Workers approached Phil asking after Luffy, he gave no information and told Chayanne to warp home. Upon finding out he had hidden it, they attacked. They reached a tie and one of them gave him a book, telling him to pick either “the egg or the creature” with two days to decide, he argued with them, refusing to just give up Luffy, they continued threatening him with consequences. He continued arguing with them, asking why he should just hand it over. They reminded him of their time limit and left.
  • Four workers approached them at spawn, Agent 18 and Fred among them, they asked for Luffy, and Phil argued against them too. Then they took Luffy by force. Philza threatened them if they decided to use violence against it again. Chayanne put a photo of the new Eye Worker encounter at spawn, Phil left a notice of the events and the threat to Chayanne. An unseen force zapped blocks around them into rose bushes and started throwing health potions, Phil told Chayanne about Rose and she vowed to protect him.
  • Roier was revealed to have been mind-swapped with a rat by Cucurucho and his own twin brother.

Day 270ː December 19, 2023 [top]

  • Forever had a check up with Cucurucho to see the spread of the virus which had entirely taken over his left arm. Cucurucho gave him a bottle of medication to try and combat it. He was unsure given his experience with Cucurucho-given medications and considered his time alive to be short.
  • Cellbit and Baghera tormented the competitors on Egg Island and found the remains of Pomme and Richarlyson’s base there. They still believed the eggs were dead.

Day 271: December 20, 2023: Christmas Mini-Event [top]

  • Mike woke up from his coma.
  • Fit, Ramón, and Sunny did yoga.
  • The event was postponed for an hour.
  • Fit spotted a series of numbers in the tab menu and had the kids hide in Ramón's house as a precaution.
  • Sunny and Fit worked on the gym.
  • Phil and Chayanne woke up in Rose’s area and she suggested they build something there.
  • Phil and Chayanne told Lullah, Fit, and Sunny about the Luffy situation.
  • Lullah was not a fan of Luffy, or anything that threatened her siblings’ lives, even as collateral.
  • Forever, Richarlyson, and the Eye Soldiers all appeared at the same time.
  • Phil told the Eye Soldiers about Luffy being taken, but they did not believe him. They went after Chayanne, who took Lullah and left. The adults fought and killed them. They left a book which called Egg Island Soldiers to retreat and for consequences to be applied to Phil’s actions.
  • Phil showed Lullah Rose’s area. She was wildly confused.
  • The Capybaras arrived dressed up as reindeer to lead players to the event location.
  • Phil decided he was comfortable no longer hiding his wings.
  • The Christmas Mini-Event took place.
  • The kids blew up the Christmas Tree.
  • Bad mentioned he’d met Brunim in Purgatory and Forever suggested making a specific noise at him. Phil argued against it knowing it was to annoy him.
  • Roier dreamt he was in Purgatory doing rat things with Quackity.
  • Phil worked on a build in Rose’s area for him and Chayanne to sleep in.

Day 272ː December 21, 2023 [top]

  • Foolish did texture work on the Titan.
  • Pepito held a birthday party at which Foolish was the only attendant. They still had a good time, playing musical chairs, making wishes, and drawing.
  • Foolish wished for Pepito to one day be Spiderman. Pepito wished for Roier to be okay. Foolish reassured him he was strong and must be fine.
  • Foolish gave Pepito a Spiderman mask as a present. Pepito loved it and started swinging around with a grappling squock. They played Spiderman for a while.
  • Pepito was still disappointed to hear no one else would be coming.

Day 273: December 22, 2023 [top]

  • Fit, Ramon, and Sunny found "The Big Swell." Sunny was excited to find out her dad Charlie had written a book.
  • Tubbo introduced Sunny to his dad, who was making an appearance on stream.
  • Tubbo and Sunny watched the QSMP stream in the factory as a movie night.
  • Many eggs were online despite Tubbo being the only one around.
  • Forever was possessed by a violent entity.
  • The entity gathered the children and put them to work for it building a "new home" for it, resembling its old home in the Nether. It shot at the kids multiple times and threatened them with death. Richarlyson was targeted specifically. The kids were told to watch what they say to their parents before being sent away.
  • Phil woke up and found that his kids were online but not home.
  • Richarlyson helped Phil search for his kids. Ramón joined the search, and quickly went off on his own. He found them underneath their treehouse at Rose's place.
  • Ramón, Sunny, and Em joined Phil and his kids at their house.
  • Lullah told Phil about Forever threatening them, but Chayanne was unhappy with this and left. Phil realized that the dark matter-like substance on his face was likely doing something to him.
  • Phil filled Tubbo in on everything he knew. In order to defend themselved from Forever, they cleared his permissions and got rid of NINHO pearls.
  • Tubbo took Em for a sleepover with Sunny.
  • Phil put Ramón to bed.
  • Phil and Bad discussed their concerns regarding the situation.
  • Richarlyson got Happy Pills from Bad and handed them to Pepito to eat. Bad and Phil managed to convince them it was a bad idea.
  • Bad told Phil about the two Cucuruchos and the idea that Dark Cucurucho was once one of them.
  • Phil told Pepito about the Happy Pills events.
  • Bad stole Richarlyson’s signs. Phil scolded him for doing so, as well as for giving Pepito beer.

Day 274ː December 23, 2023 [top]

  • Ramón filled Fit in on the situation and asked him to "go full 2b2t on [Forever]" if he got anywhere near his siblings.
  • Sunny held a celebration for Tubbo’s 20th birthday featuring messages from Fit, Phil, and Lullah, along with a painting from Em.
  • Quackity woke up from his coma and met Pepito for the first time.

Day 275ː December 24, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 276ː December 25, 2023 [top]

  • The QSMP channel streamed a Yule Log featuring characters from the server.

Day 277ː December 26, 2023 [top]

  • TBA

Day 278ː December 27, 2023 [top]

  • The possessed Forever, now called @v@, kidnapped Dapper as a hostage to encourage Bad to serve his sentence in prison.
  • Lullah and Chayanne had a serious fight, but it was eventually resolved.
  • Tubbo went searching for Dapper.
  • Mike came back from his "hibernation."
  • Foolish healed his cracks using "totem magic" and got a Federation guard uniform.

Day 279ː December 28, 2023 [top]

  • @v@ went around trapping the eggs' beds.
  • Richarlyson woke up and warned Tubbo about the traps, and the two went around disarming them.
  • Tubbo broke his mouse out of anger.
  • Dapper was found. Foolish's stuff was taken by the Item Checker.
  • @v@ was defeated by Cucurucho and taken away to a facility in the middle of the ocean, where he would be locked up.
  • Players grouped up at spawn.
  • Richarlyson was worried about what happened to Forever. Tubbo and Pierre tried to assure him that he was in a hospital somewhere, with varying degrees of sincerity.
  • Sunny, Em, and Dapper woke up.
  • Tubbo reassured Em and Sunny of their safety in their new bunker.
  • Foolish tried to get his backpacks back.

Day 280ː December 29, 2023 [top]

  • The Christmas decorations were cleaned up.
  • Tubbo showed Phil and his kids his new farms.
  • Missa woke up and was updated by Chayanne. They got robbed by Ratackity, and Missa promised to log on more
  • Foolish finished the Titan.

Day 281ː December 30, 2023 [top]

  • Numerous Eye Soldiers appeared at spawn and attacked Foolish, Tubbo, Mike, Richas, Pepito, and Leo. The fight lasted more than twenty minutes, and the Eye Soldiers all got away.

Day 282ː December 31, 2023 [top]

  • Fit remembered who sent him to the island to begin with: an entity called Madagio.

January, 2024

Day 283ː January 1, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 284ː January 2, 2024 [top]

  • Chayanne told Phil about Missa's return and the time they spent together.
  • Tubbo went live from France. The stream included Baghera, Cellbit, and Charlie in the background starring as "his haunted pipes."
  • Fit, Tubbo, Phil, Chayanne, Lullah, and Ramón were attacked by Eye Soldiers. Tubbo had no armor and died multiple times.
  • Sunny heard Charlie (her "Pop") communicating through the pipes, but they didn't see each other.
  • The Eye Soldiers launched another, stronger attack, but they were fended off. Ramón gave Tubbo armor so that he'd stop dying.

Day 285ː January 3, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 286ː January 4, 2024 [top]

  • Phil and Etoiles were added to the collection of members in Tubbo's stream. Etoiles and Phil played the game for him, and Sunny was convinced she'd eaten them.
  • Ramón wrote a guidebook for Fit on how to confess to Pac.
  • Funny :) the Capybara showed up to Fit and Pac, and asked Fit to unlasso him.
  • Fit told Pac he liked him in Portuguese.
  • Elena was arrested and imprisoned for killing a fellow worker.[35]
  • The QSMP Youtube Channel released their rewind of the server so far.

Day 287ː January 5, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 288ː January 6, 2024ː Three Kings Day Mini-Event [top]

  • Lullah got a new custom hat.
  • Capybaras gathered at spawn to lead everyone to the event.
  • Players went to Hide & Seek.

Day 289ːJanuary 7, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 290ː January 8, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 291ː January 9, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo and Sunny photoshopped evidence of Pac cheating on Fit.[36]

Day 292ː January 10, 2024 [top]

  • Fit, Pac, Bagi, Tubbo, Em, Sunny, Richas, and Ramón reacted to Tubbo's wedding and talked about how he ended up legally married to TommyInnit.[37]

Day 293ː January 11, 2024 [top]

  • Empanada lost her first life to an Eye Soldier.

Day 294ː January 12, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 295ː January 13, 2024 [top]

  • Mike and Niki met for the first time.
  • Everyone played Hide & Seek.

Day 296ː January 14, 2024 [top]

  • Bagi spoke to Elena in jail.
  • Leonarda gained a pack of dogs, all of which were played by admins.[38]

Day 297ː January 15, 2024 [top]

  • Philza tried to fly again and faceplanted off the wall.
  • Bagi told Fit, Phil, and Tubbo what she had learned, revealing that the islanders may all be experiments.
  • Eye Soldiers attacked at spawn.
  • Chayanne went missing for a bit.
  • Tubbo tricked Chayanne and Sunny into going to the Nether, and they had to use dragon magic to escape.
  • Richarlyson invited Phil on an upcoming mission to retrieve members of Purgatory who had been trapped there.

Day 298ː January 16, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo pretended to be Etoiles by using recordings of his voice, wearing his skin, and recruiting an admit to switch his username.[39]

Day 299ː January 17, 2024 [top]

  • Bagi snuck into the Federation offices.
  • Agent 18 celebrated his birthday.[40]

Day 300ː January 18, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo and Fred went on a date, while many islanders spied on them.
  • Bad, Pomme, and Richarlyson finished making their more accessible sign textures, with custom art for each egg.

Day 301ː January 19, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo showed Fit and Pac TommyInnit's music video. They agreed to fly in to witness Tubbo and TommyInnit's divorce.
  • Pac insisted that Tubbo and Fit go to Brazil for Carnival.
  • Pac, Fit, and Bagi tried to convince Tubbo that he wouldn't make it if he went on Big Brother Brazil.
  • Sunny and Tubbo argued about her drowning herself for the drama.
  • Tubbo lied to children.
  • Pac and Fit made innuendos.
  • Fit, Pac, Bagi, Foolish, Ramón, and Em did kelp cocaine in Fit's van.
  • Phil agreed to go on Richarlyson's Egg Island rescue mission at the beginning of February.

Day 302ː January 20, 2024ː QSMP Prison Day 1 [top]

  • Players met up at spawn, and some were already dressed to go to jail.
  • Arin was there, communicating through chat.
  • Players realized there were new emotes, specifically the ones used in Purgatory 2.
  • Phil did cookie quests.
  • The sky turned red, and the Eye played a cinematic. It gave them a deadline of five days to find Luffy.
  • Players were teleported to the starting zone for an explanation of the Prison Event. They were told it would last the next three days.
  • Mariana woke up and met Pepito for the first time.

Day 303: January 21, 2024: QSMP Prison Day 2 [top]

Day 304ː January 22, 2024ː QSMP Prison Final Day [top]

  • Philza and Slimecicle solved the mystery of the prison's ghost
  • Pierre pranked people with a warp to the furry club
  • Everyone escaped
  • An "Island Restart" was set off when the islanders pressed a big red button, kicking off "QSMP 2024"
  • The server was closed until February 3, 2024
  • Cucurucho and the Federation workers found the eggs and brought them to Federation facilities. (See Cucurucho/History for more.)

Day 305: January 23, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 306: January 24, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 307: January 25, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 308: January 26, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 309: January 27, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 310: January 28, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 311: January 29, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 312: January 30, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 313: January 31, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

February, 2024

Day 314: February 1, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.

Day 315: February 2, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed following the "Island Restart" at the end of the Prison Event.
  • Roier posted "Cinta 2". (See Roier/History for more.)

Day 316ː February 3, 2024ː QSMP 2024 Launch [top]

Day 317ː February 4, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 318ː February 5, 2024 [top]

  • Luzu and Willy woke up, multiple eggs woke up to hang out with them.

Day 319ː February 6, 2024 [top]

  • Luzu hung around and adopted Tubbo
  • Ramon built a giant castle for Fit's birthday
  • Tubbo became invisible to everyone and panicked as Etoiles was the only one to see and hear him.
  • Bad acquired submarines
  • Mariana, Roier, Pepito, and Richarlyson hung out.

Day 320ː February 7, 2024 [top]

  • Rivers met Pepito for the first time
  • Rivers and Missa built houses in the Mexican Neighborhood and went dungeon crawling with Cellbit, Roier, Richarlyson, and Pepito. Later joined by Etoiles and Pomme.

Day 321ː February 8, 2024 [top]

Day 322ː February 9, 2024 [top]

Day 323ː February 10, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 324ː February 11, 2024ː Train 3 Arrival [top]

Day 325: February 12, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 326: February 13, 2024: Carnaval [top]

  • The residents celebrated the Brazilian holiday Carnaval. The eggs were dressed up for the occasion. (See Carnival Mini-Event for more.)

Day 327ː February 14, 2024ː Valentines Day [top]

  • Quackity tried asking Fit on a date for Valentine's Day, and Fit had to explain to him that he was already dating Pac. Quackity was upset about this.
  • Tubbo died.
  • The residents celebrated Valentine's Day, the eggs dressed up for the occasion. (See Valentine's Day for more.)

Day 328ː February 15, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 329ː February 16, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 330ː February 17, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 331ː February 18, 2024 [top]

Day 332ː February 19, 2024 [top]

  • The QSMP Awards were announced by Quackity

Day 333ː February 20, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 334ː February 21, 2024 [top]

Day 335ː February 22, 2024 [top]

  • Missa and Roier hung out with Pepito and Richarlyson, Pebble the penguin appeared and turned Roier into a penguin.

Day 336ː February 23, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 337ː February 24, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 338ː February 25, 2024 [top]

  • Cellbit met 춘식 (Chunsik) for the first time
  • Quackity attempted to do cookie quests with Pepito
  • An admin used the command '/tp @e' accidentally teleporting all players and mobs to a single location and crashing the server.
  • Quackity found himself in a dark room with the words 'WAKE UP' written on the walls before being kicked with the same message.

Day 339ː February 26, 2024 [top]

  • Philza was overcome by the Enderking's influence, causing him to lash out against Chayanne and Lullah.
  • A sentient cat checked in on Fit to remind him of his deadline.

Day 340ː February 27, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 341: February 28, 2024 [top]

Day 342ː February 29, 2024 [top]

  • Roier continued trying to dispute Pepito's death.

March, 2024

Day 343ː March 1, 2024 [top]

  • Fit's mission deadline ended and he had to report to Madagio. (See FitMC/History for more.)
  • Philza was once again taken over by the Ender King for a period, a purple substance covering his wings. (See Philza/History for more.)
  • Philza celebrated his birthday.
  • A trial was announced for March 4, to determine whether or not Pepito would lose a life from the events of February 28.[42]

Day 344ː March 2, 2024 [top]

Day 345ː March 3, 2024 [top]

Day 346ː March 4, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed due to behind-the-scenes management restructuring.

Day 347ː March 5, 2024: Server closer [top]

  • The server was closed due to behind-the-scenes management restructuring.

Day 348ː March 6, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed due to behind-the-scenes management restructuring.

Day 349ː March 7, 2024: Server closed [top]

  • The server was closed due to behind-the-scenes management restructuring.

Day 350: March 8, 2024 [top]

Day 351: March 9, 2024 [top]

Day 352ː March 10, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo broke the fourth wall and learned that the Favelas train stations were still available.

Day 353ː March 11, 2024 [top]

Day 354: March 12, 2024 [top]

Day 355ː March 13, 2024 [top]

Day 356ː March 14, 2024 [top]

Day 357ː March 15, 2024 [top]

Day 358ː March 16, 2024 [top]

Day 359ː March 17, 2024 [top]

Day 360ː March 18, 2024 [top]

Day 361ː March 19, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 362: March 20, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo and Philza pvped for a quest.
  • Philza built a giant pixel art Chayanne.

Day 363: March 21, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 364: March 22, 2024 [top]

  • Cucurucho had a dinner date with BadBoyHalo, with Tubbo working as a waiter.
  • BadBoyHalo and Tubbo were temporarily transported back to the Old Spawn to celebrate the server's one year anniversary.

Day 365ː March 23, 2024ː QSMP Awards [top]

Day 366ː March 24, 2024 [top]

Day 367: March 25, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 368: March 26, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 369: March 27, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 370: March 28, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 371: March 29, 2024

  • TBA

Day 372: March 30, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 373: March 31, 2024 [top]

  • TBA


April, 2024

Day 374: April 1, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 375: April 2, 2024 [top]

  • Bad celebrated his birthday

Day 376: April 3, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 377: April 4, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 378: April 5, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 379: April 6, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 380: April 7, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 381: April 8, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 382ː April 9, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 383ː April 10, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 384ː April 11, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 385ː April 12, 2024 [top]

  • 양띵 (Yangdding) pranked Mike's house by blocking off all of the doors and filling one of the buildings with birds.
  • Philza and BadBoyHalo discovered that they could make enchanted golden apples using Create, and worked on making some along with Yangdding.

Day 386ː April 13, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 387ː April 14, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 388ː April 15, 2024 [top]

Day 389ː April 16, 2024 [top]

  • Donny and Pipi, the rabbits, were found dead.

Day 390ː April 17, 2024 [top]

  • Tubbo, Philza and Bad had a small prank war.

Day 391ː April 18, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 392ː April 19, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 393ː April 20, 2024 [top]

  • Nacho the egg was adopted by Cucurucho after killing Donny and Bobinho.
  • The sleeping eggs were moved by the Federation to be monitered.

Day 394ː April 21, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 395ː April 22, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 396ː April 23, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 397ː April 24, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 398ː April 25, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 399ː April 26, 2024 [top]

  • Aypierre and Philza went on a Federation mission to track down the eggs, Lullah and Chayanne were woken up.

Day 400ː April 27, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 401ː April 28, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 402ː April 29, 2024 [top]

  • Richarlyson was woken up

Day 403ː April 30, 2024 [top]

  • Richarlyson celebrated one year on the server
  • Pepito and Leonarda were woken up


May, 2024

Day 404: May 1, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 405: May 2, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 406: May 3, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 407: May 4, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 408: May 5, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 409: May 6, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 410: May 7, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 411: May 8, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 412: May 9, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 413: May 10, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 414: May 11, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 415: May 12, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 416: May 13, 2024 [top]

Day 417ː May 14, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 418ː May 15, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 419ː May 16, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 420ː May 17, 2024 [top]

  • Pepito said goodbye to the server.

Day 421ː May 18, 2024 [top]

  • Leonarda celebrated her quinceañera and said goodbye to the server.

Day 422: May 19, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 423: May 20, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 424: May 21, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 425: May 22, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 426: May 23, 2024 [top]

  • TBA

Day 427: May 24, 2024 [top]

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  38. Jetmoh [Foolish] (January 14, 2024). "Foolish Meets Leonarda's NEW ADOPTED DOGS (QSMP Admins) for the First Time on QSMP Minecraft" (video).
  39. Jetmoh [Tubbo] (January 16, 2024). "Etoiles Caught Tubbo Impersonating Him & Trolling Fit, Pac & Aypierre on QSMP Minecraft" (video).
  40. Karianne 🌈🦈 [@karianneee_] via Twitter (January 17, 2024): "IS TODAY AGENT 18'S BIRTHDAY? IS HE THROWING HIMSELF A PARTY ??? ;-; Bagi even left a flower for him after seeing he was celebrating alone... how sweet :")" [Attached: A video of Bagi finding Agent 18's party]
  41. QSMP Updates [@QsmpEN] via Twitter (February 28, 2024): "🔔 | QSMP Day 341, Eggstatistics! Cause of death: Pepito: Slain by Gearling" [Attached: A graphic of each egg's statistics, all but four having their happiness bars filled for the week. Empanada and Pepito both have one heart instead of two.]
  42. QSMPGlobal [@QSMPGlobal] via Twitter (March 1, 2024): "A parent's natural impulse is to protect their children, but when the scales become unbalanced, a decision of utmost importance arises. ⚖️ Can Pepito get his life back Date: Monday 4th, 1PM PST #QSMP" [Attached: A poster announcing the trial, featuring Roier, Quackity, Pepito, and Cucurucho.]