Charlie introduced himself, jokingly calling himself "Cicle de Slime," he opened the emotes menu and selected the first option he saw, scrambling.
Charlie: Pero- Pero pero pero! Tengo oltra hombre el Backflippo.
(Charlie did a backflip. Everyone was impressed.)
Others soon joined them on the server.
Charlie introduced himself to Dan, who punched him in greeting as a form of handshake, Charlie got jokingly offended.
Everyone chatted and got to know each other while they waited.
Philza and Charlie did the Sorry Shuffle from their shared improv comedy channel.
Phil commented that the radius on the voice mod was high and was concerned their conversation was leaking into the Spanish one occuring on the other side of the platform.
Charlie: We can throw out some odd Spanish phrases and see if they like, look over ever.
Charlie: Muchos huevos. Huevos. Huevos. Huevos. Huevos. Grandes huevos. Grandes-
Charlie was worried he was banned for calling himself the "Egg-man." He did some troubleshooting and learned how to say "The big cum" in Spanish while waiting.
He joined back in and did backflips on request from Maxo. He encouraged Maxo to do a backflip of his own.
He wandered around, participating in random conversations. He experienced sensory overload and did several more backflips.
Quackity joined. His microphone was set up improperly and was extremely unpleasant to listen to.
He gave a brief introduction in English and Spanish.
Wilbur Soot joined late, Charlie muttered Spanish words to him.
Everyone introduced themselves. Charlie introducing himself as "El Backflipo," cementing that as his new title.
Everyone ran around hitting each other, Quackity told them to not press 'E' during the cinematics, then they played
He commented on how cool the cinematic was.
Charlie was placed on a train with Max, Roier, Philza, Wilbur, Vegetta, Spreen, and Fit.
Wilbur, Phil and Charlie grouped up, calling themselves "Los Chicos Lo Sientos" or The Sorry Boys
Vegetta begged Charlie for another backflip and he did a single one to the cheers of the other passengers
Wilbur commented that Quackity had selected the cast from his "dream blunt rotation"
Charlie joked that the other half of people were tied to the tracks and they had to go through the Trolly Problem
He and Phil went aside and chatted about how cool this all was, Charlie commented it was like Disney Land except Mickey Mouse kept calling him "El Backflipo"
Vegetta told everyone he and Max were opening the "School of Magic Spanish" and started teaching swears to the English speakers
The next cinematic cut him off from telling everyone they could communicate through dance.
They all got off at the station and joked about the wall's relation to a certain real politician.
Everyone went to the puzzle and Vegetta read it allowed, everyone panicked. Charlie strung together all of the Spanish words he knew in an attempt to communicate.
They couldn't find iron and were shown the failure cutscene. They were asked to restore power to the island. The numbers '3062, 2080' flashed on screen with a loud sound, they took them as coordinates.
They found a chest with an English and Spanish explanation in two separate books, Spreen handed Charlie the English one as the "English leader."
They could hear the other passengers through the wall, it was extremely loud.
They left to then complete the puzzle, Charlie guided Fit, Phil, and Wilbur through the puzzle.
Spreen and Roier ran into Charlie in an abandoned building and jokingly mugged him for his cellphone. The English speakers ran up to them and they started finding waterwheel planks. Spreen, Roier, and Charlie beatboxed for Wilbur to rap.
Charlie guided everyone through the next step of the puzzle.
Everyone met up, Max had found lots of water wheel planks and a red cable. Vegetta led them to the water wheel.
They all struggled to figure out how to put in the planks for some time until Charlie figured it out, the others worked on the red cable.
He called Wilbur to the side after seeing him talk to Roier.
Charlie: You're getting in with this guy, I need you to convince him that for some reason in English it's really important to say "I'm gooping, I'm gunking, I'm sludging."
(Wilbur laughs)
Charlie: Okay, I just need you to convince him, that for some reason- and I need this to catch on, we have to get the entire Spanish community to be gooping and to be gunking and to be sludging, I don't know what it's going to take-
Wilbur: Sludging or slunking?
Charlie: Whatever it takes Will!
Wilbur: You know how we do it? We drop it casually in conversation and when they go 'what?' 'Que?' We say it means we're doing great.
Charlie went on to suggest an actual Spanish phrase as an equivalent. They solidified the plan and went after the others
They went through with their plan very unsubtly. Max went along with it when prompted.
They were shown a success cinematic and told to never cross the wall for their own safety, and to never push the red button.
Vegetta spotted the button and they raced for it, when pressed it started beeping before an explosion destroyed a chunk of the wall.
The duck was disappointed and told them "YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE."
They all met up with everyone else, Roier was swiftly murdered.
Phil, Fit and Charlie split off to look for food, Max passed by and Charlie asked for a "pequeno beso" a small kiss, he got one.
Charlie commented to his chat that he had Google Translate open on his phone.
He ran into Roier again
Charlie: Necessito carne do hombres.
Luzu gave him food and taught him how to say 'bread' in Spanish. Then he commented Dan was rushing ahead, as he had gotten the Stone Age achievement
ElMariana, Roier, Fit and he realized they could not break blocks in the area and started searching for blocks they could break
Everyone spoke in villager
Roier and Charlie called each other beautiful, they found they could break blocks in the desert.
They searched for food, Marian gave him bread.
Spreen sent the coordinates to a village in the global chat
Roier accidentally downed Mariana and used up all of his hunger reviving him, they ran through the desert looking for the village and food.
They found Spreen who gave them all bread
Mariana and Charlie tried to get milk from a cow without a bucket, wanting milk.
Fit and he laughed about how his brain was dealing with randomly saying nouns in Spanish in an attempt to be understood.
They went mining in a giant cave.
Mariana asked if Fit was bald in real life, Charlie called him a "huevo," this prompted Mariana to make jokes about his hairy "eggs"
Mariana made a bed, Charlie, Mariana, and Roier joked about having minecraft sex
Wilbur messaged him about living in the wall, Charlie said he wanted to also.
Charlie asked Fit on behalf of the Spanish speakers on a scale of one to ten how circumsized he was, Fit refused to comment.
Charlie, Mariana and Roier had minecraft sex for real, it involved backflips and rapping.
He left to meet up with Wilbur, talking about how his Spanish wasn't as bad as he thought it would be on the way.
He proclaimed he was now El Backflipo, torn between two worlds.
He read off chat that he was "Chico Bobosa," meaning Slug Boy.
He found Wilbur, Jaiden, Quackity, Foolish and Bad at spawn.
Quackity asked who all their favorite person from introductions was, Wilbur was the only one to answer the question.
Wilbur pulled him aside and told him he had convinced Luzu to say Gunking and Gooping and to spread the word.
Wilbur and Jaiden talked about cats.
Wilbur introduced Charlie to Jaiden, Charlie taught her how to use emotes.
The three of them did parkour around the wall, Charlie climbed to the top and looked around, he commented he wanted to find someone and scare them by dropping from the sky.
He fell off the wall into the river and heard about a party from the global chat, receiving coordinates.
He went to the coordinates at a walk as he was out of hunger.
He was streaming from his friend Ranboo's set up
He found the party, which consisted of Missa, Roier, Spreen, Fit, Mariana, Quackity, Fit, Foolish, and Bad.
Quackity mentioned everyone there would be living together. Foolish wasn't a fan and they all ganged up on him for it.
Charlie suggested Spreen and Foolish do a rap battle to decide who was better.
Spreen: Yo yo yo, you're a fucking totem. You have green eyes it so fucking shit, bro, go leave this server right now you are shit and I have more money than you. Bitch, I'm Argentinean and I won the World Cup Champions. Bro, you don't won anything, you are a shit and totem fucking shit.
Foolish: Mariana was my boyfriend, he is trash. I fucked him once, now I have a rash-
He was cut off and beaten up by Mariana
The rest of the server arrived. They all danced together, Spreen spleefed them from below.
Mariana and Charlie fought to see who could grab cooked salmon from a furnace faster
Wilbur asked Quackity if him trying to speak Spanish was annoying, Charlie chased him down with a sword.
Wilbur told him about his house, Casa de Sacapuntas.
Phil, Wilbur, and Charlie chatted together, Charlie commented he needed someone to ground him so El Backflipo didn't steal his skin. Wilbur dubbed Philza 'Felipe Minecraft.'
Wilbur declared himself Guiermo
They spotted a squid and Wilbur named it after his and Charlie's squid from one of TommyInnit's videos.
Wilbur suggested they live in the wall together, he messaged Jaiden about joining La Villa de Sacapuntas.
They suggested people to join when Jaiden didn't respond, Charlie wanted Roier and Philza wanted Luzu.
Charlie dug out his house above Wilbur's and declared it La Casa del Backflipo.
Phil handed him some materials
Wilbur and Charlie talked about their experiences with traveling and language
Jaiden arrived and was excited to have been invited, Wilbur suggested she be on the other side of the gap and build a bridge, she jokingly claimed they were sticking the girl on one side and crashed.
She joined back and they continued constructing their village, Jaiden decided to build her place above Charlie's.
Wilbur wrote down all of their Spanish names.
Roier arrived and Wilbur tried to convince Roier to join the village, Roier agreed for the price of a taco.
After seeing Jaiden's house he dug a window in his house.
Vegetta arrived tochat and look for a house location with his three cats, Marco, Wilson, and Small.
Charlie called Wilson a rat.
Vegetta told them he would build his house north either in a day or an hour.
He gave them both a kiss and left.
Wilbur led Quackity to show him around the village.
Quackity asked how he could join and was told to do a single backflip, he did it on the edge, Charlie dubbed him the new El Backflipo, Charlie tried a backflip and injured his legs.
Jaiden ran over in a panic about a lady in the walls, a white bear creature approached them and they panicked.
Quackity called it "Osito Bimbo," everyone panicked and ran when they realized it was in creative. Charlie called it a demon of hell.
It demanded they answer questions and gave them book and quills.
Q: What was your name?
A: El Backflipo
Q: What was your age?
A: Six
Q: What was your occupation?
A:
Q: Where did you work at?
A: I laid bricks.
Spreen showed up and placed fire, it ran. Phantoms descended from the sky.
They ran for Casa de Sacapuntas for safety.
Phil showed up and they mentioned their encounter with the Census Buerau, Phil remarked it had found him in a cave.
Quackity joined as Roberto Minecraft, Charlie called him Phil's brother.
Spreen ran in, stole furnaces, and ran out. They tried to defend themselves against him.
Foolish, Bad, Missa, Roier, and others appeared to take shelter.
Wilbur refused to be named president and dubbed the village communist.
Spreen dug around their walls attacking at random.
Phil gave Wilbur a guitar
Spreen stole Casa de Sacapuntas as his own while the others were distracted with Wilbur's guitar.
He pulled out his acoustic guitar and started playing Feliz Navidad; Charlie sang along.
Charlie did slam poetry to Wilbur's music. Wilbur started singing Where is The Love.
Spreen complained about them playing loudly while he was trying to sleep in his house
Wilbur's headphones broke so he could not speak. Charlie and Jaiden panicked about how they were stealing people's voices.
Charlie told Wilbur to convince Spreen to let them live there again via song. Wilbur played as Charlie sung.
Lyrics:
El Backflipo is alone.
El Backflipo has no when to call his home.
El Backflipo, around he goes.
El Backflipo no one knows
I can't do a frontflip. No, I can't do a frontflip.
When I try it's a gainer and it's shit
Cause I can't do a frontflip
Charlie: Come on Will, take it away
You can take my home
You can take my soul
But you can never take what matters...
Amigos
Amigos
Amigos
Wilbur: Charlie take it away!
Cause I might flip
But maybe I met someone I don't wanna flip off
I wanna flip with
I wanna flip with them
Maybe
I don't have to be El Backflipo
Maybe
Maybe there's one thing you should know
Quackity: I think if you talk about Argentina...
And that's Argentina is my favorite state.
I mean country I mean place I mean place to go it's-
It's my favorite place to go
I love the trees-
Wilbur: Did you just call Argentina a state?
Charlie: KEEP FUCKING PLAYING!
Wilbur plays "On My Way"
I'm on my way to Argentina
I'm on the road to Argentina
Or the boat i dont know where Argentina is
I get to Argentina and I love the trees or the sand
I dont know what's in Argentina
but I know that that's my man
and you're in Argentina and thats what matters to me
the people of Argentina maybe they're free? I don't know.
Wilbur: Say something about Messi Ronaldo
Sometimes love can get messy
Sometimes love can get complicated
but when love gets messy
The keyword there is messy
because I love Messi
I love how he kicks the ball
I love how when he falls
he clutches his leg and he's like "Ow! I fucking fell!"
and I say "Whoever tripped you Messi, they will go to hell"
Because I love Argentina!
And I love messy people.
and I love Argentina
and I wanna get messy
I wanna get messy with you in Argentina
Everyone cheered.
Wilbur declared he would leave since they had taken his home
Charlie told the others to sing to keep him there, Spreen sang to his tune. Wilbur left when he heard the word "Puta"
Wilbur: My last message to you, Fuck Spreen.
Wilbur denied Roier his taco and left as the sun set before logging out.
Charlie called Quackity "babygirl"
Quackity declared this is just the beginning.
Quackity stripped.
Jaiden and Charlie exchanged "English American" words to bring them back to themselves, like "cheeseburger" and "bald eagle."
Quackity told them to check the discord later and left.
El Backflipo leveled up his backflip skills
Spreen: I found your house and I rob you.
Spreen gave him iron pants.
A new group of people arrived
Charlie was killed by phantoms, he woke up on the train.
Charlie: Yo soy un tren. I am a train.
Charlie declared he had flipped back in time to the start.
Charlie: I flipped languages, and then I flipped myself, and then I flipped time.
Charlie was playing on TommyInnit's setup for this stream.
Charlie logged on in the train station and declared the goal to be to figure out mods and expand his house. He did not attempt to regain his things from the death that resulted in his respawn at the train station.
He looked around Jaiden's place after hearing her pets
A sign read
"this is jaidens stuff you cant steal from her its woman month sry"
He checked on Google and didn't steal
Vegetta said hi in chat as they were the only two online
Slimecicle: donde esta mi nino grande Vegettagaymer?
Vegetta invited him to his house, Charlie walked through the night
Charlie backflipped on a group of creepers
He was extremely impressed by what he called "The Blade of Hogar"
He went up the fountain inside with claims of "Hog-ing" while Vegetta's distant voice protested.
Vegetta attempted to get him a paraglider, but a phantom knocked him off the tower. Charlie dived after him, shouting "Mi amor"
Vegetta gave him a paraglider and they glided down together, he also gave him enchanted iron pants and an enchanted iron sword with fire aspect.
Charlie asked Vegetta to follow him back to the top of the tower then jumped off and did six consecutive backflips in the air, he continued flipping after he'd been downed as he hit the ground
He asked about something crazy that could be done with mods, Vegetta responded by giving him a "secret present." He led him away and started digging dirt, encouraging him to do the same. Charlie dug up the landmine he had placed and died.
As he walked back Vegetta messaged
Vegettaː I have two presents for u
Charlieː are they land mines vegetta
Charlieː are they
Vegettaː noooo
They held a small funeral for his body and made a grave
Vegetta gave Charlie two land mines and a backpack, which he upgraded to iron and then gold for him
Charlie asked him to make it big enough for him to crawl inside, but Vegetta denied him, claiming it was not Mary Poppins. Charlie convinced him they needed to fit the world in the backpack, Vegetta made his backpack purple. Charlie told him his favorite color was green.
Vegetta gave him toast and Charlie was on his way.
Upon hitting a barrier while joking with him, Charlie started looking up jokes in Spanish while wandering away.
He gathered resources and talked with his chat, adopting a southern accent to practice his Spanish.
He pressed buttons on Tom's soundboard, crafting jokes around them while mining.
Charlieː This is what happens every time I play Minecraft, is I go down here and I go absolutely fucking nuts.
While glancing at the items menu he discovered you can get a handgun in the modpack. He got extremely excited and declared he needed to be the first to get it.
He continued chatting and mining.
Foolish logged on
Charlieː anyone getting a little foolish upon this server rn?
Foolishː NOPE BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE TIME IN 1848 THEY TAUGHT AN OTTER HOW TO JUGGLE
Cː fun facts with foolish
Fː HA
Fː IDIOT
Fː THAT WAS A LIE
Cː where are you i am going to juggle you
Fː don't tempt me with a good time
Cː tengo uno presente para tu ː)
Fː MUY BIEN
Fː YO ESTOY
Fː EMOCIANDO
Cː la bomba
Cː donde eres?
Cː para la bomba
Fː uhhh
Fː no necesito un lo bomba
Cː necitas obama
Cː la bomba
Fː la obama es mi amigo
Fː YO NESICITO MAS TNT
Cː SI
Cː LA BOMBA
...
Fː el backflipo es mas culero
Cː no no no no nON ONO NONO NONO
Cː eres racista a los backflipitos
Fː NO
Fː yo amo los backflipitos y frontflipitos
Cː no mentionaste los sideflipos?
Cː eres un CARBON
Fː YO TAMBIEN
Fː NECISITO UN CARBON
Fː TAMBIEN
Charlie went back to mining.
Fː TU ERES UN PENDEJO Y ALO EN LOS BACKFLIPOS
Cː i am going to kill you
Fː NO ME MATES
Cː con uno backflipo de demones
Cː retrocederas al infierno
Cucurucho found him while he was caving. Charlie tried to use a mine on it, upon activating it, Cucurucho turned to him said "no" and pulled out a handgun and shot him to Charlie's alarm.
It asked him to answer some questions
Qː What was your name?
Aː El Backflipo
He was told no.
Qː What was your age?
Aː 4
Qː What was your occuation?
Aː Brick eater.
Qː Where did you work at?
no answer
Qː What do you do for fun?
Aː eating bricks
He was told no, and to answer the question.
Qː What do you do for fun?
Aː i like to eat bricks
It punched him.
Cucuruchoː I hope you enjoy the island.
Charlie (softly)ː Thank you.
Cucuruchoː I hope you enjoy the island.
Charlieː I hope you have a g-
Cucuruchoː No.
He attempted to convince it to mine with him but was denied. Charlie showed it a backflip and chased after it trying to convince it to do one. He believed it was a robot who had been made without feelings, he called it "NUSSA" as the admin name was visible via the mob identification box.
Cucurucho did gangnam style and a backflip to Charlie's joy, then blue bubbles. He declared it a god and gave offerings.
He asked to be taught how to be as good of a backflipper as it and was given a maybe.
He picked up an empty book that was accidentally dropped and started writing "secrets" in it as Cucurucho repeatedly told him "No," upon writing Cucurucho switched to saying "Yes"
When I was 12 I got locked outside the garage door and I didnt remember the code. I really had to pee and there was a bush nearby but i was SCARED. So i did what i had to do. I pissed myself. I couldn't get into the house and I pissed my own pants and afterwards there was a hose nearby as well to make it look less suspicious i fully hosed down my entire body so i could tell my parents that i fell in a nearby lake. we lived in the suburbs.
He named the book "el piss secreta" and signed it
Cucurucho pointed a gun at him until he called it a god again and gave it his toast
Cucurucho rejected his toast and left, Charlie tried to follow it but was called on it immediately, he tried to continue following but was shot
Cucurucho disappeared
Charlie was dismayed at not having asked about making a gun.
<bockquote>Charlie: I must become El Gunflipo
He continued mining, making jokes at Philza's expense when he encountered a baby zombie
He switched his language back to English in order to search for the shield crafting recipe
He took a small break to reveal the polaroid photo he'd taken at the start of the stream of himself.
The polaroid.
While mining he found a spider spawner and gained his first Spirit Orb by breaking it.
He found his first diamonds
Fit logged on
Fit: Yo soy Don Huevo
Charlie: eres huevo ultimo
Charlie commented that he initially had not known that "Huevos" was slang for "Balls" and had thought it was just funny to say eggs repeatedly.
Foolish asked if he had any deepslate
Charlie drowned while killing glow squids and spawned on top of the train station again
He began the sprint for his corpse
He refused to ask for help due to pride and started digging down to his body
Charlie recovered his items and got Foolish's coordinates to give him deepslate, he came across the skeleton of what would become Foolish's Dragon
Charlie started swimming up Foolish's dragon, jokingly looking for Foolish, who protested from the ground
He handed Foolish a tropical fish he had killed after telling him he'd found his son. Charlie handed over his stacks of deepslate and Foolish burned his own fish son as sacrifice to Charlie's shock. Foolish brushed it off as family stuff
Foolish told him about the dragon
Charlie asked about the Spirit Orbs and Foolish placed down a Goddess Statue he named "Bowser."
He backflipped on top of the statue and messed around with emotes
He accidentally tore his head off with an emote and Foolish had to "pray to Bowser" to save him.
Foolish gave Charlie two more Spirit Orbs so he could use the statue.
They realized they had both received backpacks and paragliders from Vegetta
Charlie used the Orbs to get an extra heart, bringing him to eleven.
Charlie pranked Foolish with a landmine and then told him about the handgun item
He prayed to Bowser to get a gun and used Tommy's soundboard to emphasize.
Foolish said that his son would have wanted him to get a large gun.
Charlie fought off phantoms with the power of random TommyInnit voice clips.
He left Foolish with a threat and a song clip
He logged out in the hills surrounding Foolish's Dragon
He raided Foolish while talking as a polaroid picture of himself.
Charlie logged on next to Foolish's Dragon and went to meet up with Foolish and Badboyhalo. Foolish walked him through a chunk error that was happening frequently in the area. He wandered away as they dealt with a voice mod bug.
He charged for Spawn for the event and met up with Jaiden Animations, who was having stream issues.
They went to the currently blocked off adoption center, peeking in to see what was inside. At least two eggs were already in place (what would come to be known as Bobby and Flippa), though motionless, they were struck with lightning for peeking and ran away in fear.
Foolish and Bad arrived and Bad showed off his chainsaw, which he insisted was harmless despite Foolish's complaints. He cut into Charlie and took half his health, toast was given as repayment.
The sky rapidly changed between times as the admins fiddled with commands, Charlie took this as a sign to get up to the wall where the others were to see what was going on.
Foolish, Bad, Jaiden and Spreen ran over. Spreen crit Foolish with his axe entirely wordlessly.
Everyone was teleported to the Player Landing Area where the QSMP Translation Mod was introduced. During the introduction video Charlie was extremely impressed though was confused at the egg speaking.
The Angel floated around while everyone configured their settings.
Charlie talked to Spreen, testing the translations, saying "I am going to suck you dry" and then denying it when asked, saying the translation failed. He went on saying he was going to "milk bucket right click" Spreen before once again saying the translation was glitched, Spreen played along.
ElMariana and Roier approached and they further tested the translator by repeating "semen."
Charlie approached Philza, in wonder as he could finally understand him. They talked to Quackity, congratulating him on it. He told them about the chat box.
He continued wandering around, joining random conversations.
He got multiple people to say random words to fill up their bubbles with nonsense.
AgenteMaxo got a mistranslation calling Charlie "a freak" that he dramatized heavily.
He walked over to where Maxo, Mariana, and Roier were repeating "semen" to themselves. Maxo tested out his soundboard which didn't translate.
Charlie continued wandering around making random sounds. Mariana asked him something, calling him "El Backflippo" which the translator changed to "CrazyValley."
Roier and Charlie said they loved each other, but Charlie loved backflips more. Something Roier said mistranslated to "Look, Look at this circumsion" and Charlie insisted he show him. "Tu casa es mi casa. Tu foreskin es mi foreskin."
They were all shown a cinematic featuring morse code, and reviews of their various homes. Then the eggs were introduced. Charlie remarked he thought his egg would "be an omelette" when told they would have to complete tasks to keep them alive.
Charlie remarked he felt weirdly closer with the Spanish speaking streamers than the English ones.
They were all teleported in front of the adoption center.
Charlie: Roier! Hard boiled, or scrambled?
Roier(translated): Scrambled
Charlie: Oh we're gonna scramble alright.
Charlie: We're gonna scramble to be excellent fathers!
They all rushed in to look at the eggs, Charlie declared he wanted the one in the empty cubby, that egg being Maxo.
Charlie watched Vegetta get his ticket, rolling second. He got 'B.'
Fit and Spreen were the first found match.
He watched Mariana spin for his ticket, getting a 'B.' Making them a match.
They looked around for an egg to pick,
Charlie: We both have glasses, what about the glasses one?
Mariana(translated): We're both blind in real life.
Charlie: Alright, we want the blind- little blind boy. He will have no vision! We will teach him how to echolocate through clicks. (he clicks his tongue)
(Charlie right clicks the egg and the birth certificate is brought up.)
Charlie: What name Mariana?
Mariana(translated): I don't know
Charlie: Uh Huevito? Backflipito?
Mariana: Whatever you want!
Charlie: Whatever I want? Frontflipo!
Frontflipo did a backflip
Eventually they got Frontflipo to move out of their cubby, where he was immediately hit by Tilín . Charlie started a fight with Quackity, claiming Frontflipo had allergies and could "crack and eat your son."
Charlie: We need to teach him to draw blood.
(Mariana laughs)
Mariana(translated): And we need to teach him to shoot fire.
Charlie: Yes! He will be the best of us!
Mariana (translated): Let's get laid.
Charlie: He's too young. We can never teach him about sex. He can't know how he was made.
Mariana (translated): Until marriage.
Charlie: Under God, we raise him Catholic.
Charlie suggested they feed him eggs. Mariana suggested they feed him Quackity's egg.
They were all shown the egg tutorial. Charlie alternated between worrying for his marriage when a punishment was mentioned, to calling Mariana a "deadbeat."
Charlie: I want a divorce.
Mariana (translated): - because we're just starting out.
Charlie: Okay, we'll get through this rough patch.
Mariana: We still have a lot of things to do. We have to go to Cancun to make love in the rain.
Charlie: It's the only way to repair our relationship. We need to leave him alone for seven days to care on his own.
They agree to have a loveless marriage where Charlie works a 9-to-5 who comes home angry and Mariana is a stay at home parent.
Charlie: I want another divorce
Mariana (translated): Wait, wait. We have to go to Cancun first and make love in the rain.
Charlie: Okay, let's go to Cancun and see where it leads.
Mariana accidentally hit Frontflipo and they panicked.
The family approached DanTDM, Maxo, and their new child Trump. They attempted to feed Trump to Frontflipo. Frontflipo didn't attack on command so they struck up a conversation. Charlie listed more of Frontflipo's allergies.
Mariana got information on the Egg Tasks from Maxo and passed on the information. They decided to go to Charlie's house, La Casa del Backflipo, located in La Villa de Sacapuntas. Upon seeing the house Mariana remarked that it was "shit."
They taught Frontflipo how to water drop through the hole in the wall, he landed it first try. He didn't catch Charlie, who jumped after him, Frontflipo didn't pick him up, instead placing water on top of his downed body. Mariana had to come after them. This led them to say they'd created a monster.
Frontflipo chased after rabbits while they went towards ElMariana's House. The parents realized they had to give him food players could eat.
Mariana and Charlie had a domestic dispute in the middle of a field while their child stood nearby.
Mariana was assigned the mom and wife of the family. They roleplayed a loveless marriage together.
Charlie made beds for him and Frontflipo, telling Mariana he was to sleep in the floor instead of at his house because he had to raise his son.
Charlie started to tell Frontflipo a story before getting cut off by Mariana. Mariana told the same story from his perspective. The story was about how their marriage ruined their lives.
They sung Feliz Navidad together as a lullaby, Charlie freestyled his own divorce themed lyrics.
Quackity showed up with Tilín to outsource a lullaby.
Mariana and Charlie insisted they teach Tilín how to water drop before the lullaby against Quackity's wishes.
The adults misinterpreted the eggs' limited body language.
Quackity: JUST TEACH MY SON SOMETHING PLEASE!
Charlie: Alright alright! I'm gonna teach you how to do the one thing that this family knows how to do. Cause clearly they don't know how to get along, they don't know how to FUCK, they don't know how to be a family. But we can do one thing, we can do a fucking backflip! WOOO!
Jaiden heard the commotion and came over concerned. Charlie asked her to be his attorney for a divorce. This sparked another domestic dispute while Jaiden cooed over how cute the kids were.
Everyone but the family left, they agreed to make this situation work to spite the happy families.
They reassured Frontflipo about how much they loved each other.
Charlie told a bedtime story. This story was about a worm that was glad to gain a family, also about how the worm should get a divorce.
Charlie realized they still needed to build Frontflipo a house for the tasks. They decided to build it inside of the walls of Jaiden's house.
A glitch with the nametags had everyone labelled as "TILIN."
They hid the secret room and tunneled an entrance into Charlie's house.
Mariana had to go AFK, Charlie continued making a small room for Flipo.
They played a birthday song for Flipo, Mariana on his harmonica, and Charlie on his kazoo.
Mariana declared they would change his name to Juan to connect him more to his Mexican heritage. They compromised on Juanflippo.
Juanflippo tried to get them to leave so he could sleep, but they misunderstood and punished him, taking away the exit to the room. He broke the bed, intending to place his egg one, but was again misunderstood to be misbehaving.
The final task had not been marked in their menu, so they thought their house was not satisfactory to Flippo and that was the issue.
After arguing about who would use the chancla, Juanflippo sat in the corner, they mistook it for sleeping "like a Tomagachi." Charlie read from his chat that Flippo wanted privacy and they left the room, sealing the exit on the way out. They left him to go check out the other eggs' houses.
They ran into Bad and Dapper just outside, remarking they'd left him in his box. Bad told them about the room he'd built and they asked to see.
Mariana pointed out the egg beds in the items menu, thinking they were something that needed to be crafted.
Bad got very hesitant about Charlie and Mariana after hearing them talk about their son. He followed them to see Flippo's room.
They found Flippo asleep and wanted to steal and sell his glasses.
Bad and Dapper ran while they were distracted. Charlie chased them down for the mentioned playdate and tried to get Bad to bring Dapper up to the house. Bad suspected foul play, Dapper hid behind Bad, intimidated by Charlie.
Charlie tried to sway Dapper to play with Juanflippo but they ran off.
The sky turned to day again via commands.
Mariana assured Charlie that one day their son would have friends.
Together they attempted to get to the top of the wall where they found Chayanne's house.
Charlie and Mariana tried to wake up the egg while the parents fought them.
Mariana mentioned they gave Chayanne sleeping pills, Charlie 'yes and'ed.
After tormenting another family they reconnected romantically. They checked in on their son and gave him potatoes, they agreed to teach him to be fifty percent physically affectionate, and fifty percent cold and sheltered.
They started climbing the tower just as the family was leaving.
They attempted to kidnap Leonarda, who was asleep, and broke the egg bed on accident. They assumed the egg was dead and tried to fake a death by placing water and making it look like Leo drowned. They agreed they were in this together and rushed away.
They justified their crime to themselves and came up with an alibi
They ran to their house after Mariana's chat alerted him to something concerning Juanflippo, Mariana panicked but Charlie calmed him down.
They panicked at the thought that Vegetta and Foolish might have done something to their son and were relieved to find him alive and awake in his room.
They plotted to kill all the eggs if Juanflippo was harmed. They plotted to fake Juanflippo's death to avoid suspicion.
Charlie separated to go get sand so they could get a camera to fake their son's death.
When Charlie came home Mariana told him that Flippo was a girl.
The egg was given "Juanaflippo" and "Juanflippa" as options for a new name by Charlie. Mariana suggested "JuanaFlippa" which they went with.
JuanaFlippa and Mariana had their photo taken, then they faked Flippa's death with a photo.
The Angel appeared in Flippa's room, invisible except for particles.
It spawned tons of snakes and both Flippa and Mariana were downed, but Charlie revived them and they escaped to the rest of the house.
Flippa mistakenly told them she'd lost a life, then The Angel appeared.
Charlie: Are you God?
Angel: No, I am God's son.
Charlie: Jesus?
Angel: ...No. I am Jesus' son.
Charlie: Little- Little Jesus?
Angel: I am Little Jesus.
They confessed their crime to The Angel. He gave them a mission to do something good to someone they hate, that person being Badboyhalo, for a reward of a life for Flippa. He suggested building a farm.
Foolish showed up. They tried to get information on Leo and The Angel assumed they were attempting to get another kill and warned Foolish.
They attempted to gaslight Little Jesus
They showed Foolish the photo and he admitted that Leo had also been drowned. He suspected them immediately but said nothing, leading them to Bad's tower next to his dragon.
The family all built the farm together.
Mariana gave him more information about Flippa when he came back from collecting animals, that she speaks more English than Spanish and was born in Latin America. He had learned this through yes and no questions.
Mariana suggested Charlie teach Flippa where babies come from. He gave minimal detail.
They taught Flippa about manual labor.
FitMC approached Flippa and her parents assumed he was trying to kidnap her.
They had a conversation, Fit mentioning that Spreen had gone for cigarettes and that his egg had become an investment banker.
Fit recruited Charlie and Flippa to El Mafia de Huevos. Charlie told Fit he was prioritising his family, Fit agreed and then showed him how to put his backpack on his back.
Fit asked if Flippa could handle bombs, Charlie handed her a landmine and explained bomb safety. She kept hold of the mine.
Charlie elected to not tell Mariana about joining the Mafia.
Mariana assumed he kissed Fit, and asked Flippa as much.
Charlie had to pull Flippa aside to explain why they were keeping a secret, Mariana very clearly eavesdropped.
The farm was finished and Charlie took a picture, then Mariana took one of Charlie and Flippa.
They tried to summon Little Jesus via prayer, also chat message.
Mariana found out Rubius was busy playing God of War, so they left a sign on a cross.
Mariana told Charlie he sounded like Morty from Rick & Morty's Spanish dub.
Charlie was going to log out in a hole under the cross with Flippa until Mariana protested.
Mariana took Flippa for the night, Charlie warned him about Flippa's "special dirt block," (her land mine.)
Charlie started stream by saying there was a problem with his minecraft daughter, having his chat guess before saying the problem
All of Flippa's tasks were marked as complete, but Mariana had not streamed minecraft.
Charlie: WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING CARE OF OUR CHILD? Who is taking care of her? Who!? Cause it hasn't been me! It hasn't been me! I'll tell you that fucking much! Alright! I woke up in this closet- I mean might as well be like my fucking house is- MY FUCKING HOUSE IS ON FIRE! Jesus fucking Christ!
Charlie discovered someone had built a balcony to look like a large tree branch from the hole in the wall.
He found Flippa flopped over on the ground and he interrogated her, she held up a sign asking for food and he asked if she had been fed, she shook her entire body no and he realized no one could get to her locked up as she was.
Charlie: No one's taken care of you for like two days!?
He hands her the fire he had picked up from his house and gives it to her as food, she places it down and he treated it like she set everything on fire
He gave her an egg and she threw it at him, he said it was deserved
He led her downstairs and started digging around for food, landing on cooked mutton. He decided to chew it up and spit it into her mouth like a baby bird.
When she wouldn't eat her food he asked if she had gone vegan and learned about animal cruelty while he was gone, she 'nodded' yes
They established a yes or no system, with a jump meaning yes and a crouch meaning no.
He gave her a bow and arrow and told her he would teach her to hunt but to be careful around him as he was low on hearts.
She shot above his head
He was told by his chat to give her a sign, they went upstairs to her room and he mentioned he'd placed some pictures in her room and didn't know she was starving next to them.
She broke them and shot him with her bow leaving him at half a heart
They went into the night to get her fish, Charlie was downed while trying to kill a skeleton that shot her, Flippa ran around nearby as he crawled asking her to help him
He was revived by an invisible person
He asked a wandering villager in the adoption center if he had seen her then found her in her cubby
I know you're dead. I know you want a new family because we're a bit unique in how we function, but um. We, both me and your mother, neither of which have been here for the last few days, love you very very much.
(She hands him the pictures she took off the wall)
Are you giving me back the pictures we took? No, those were a gift to you Flippa you gotta take those...Fuck. Okay Flippa, you stay right there, can I have the bow, I'm going to get you some food.
She handed him a Kovan flower
Charlie: Is this for me? I don't really know if I deserve this...
She jumps yes
C: It is? Why Flippa? All I did was...
She does a backflip.
C: Okay! No more words! Just flips! Just flips!
Together they backflipped and he promised to redeem himself, going out to get her food
He thought Mariana had tricked him by marking tasks as complete and worried she was down a life from neglect, he called himself a bad parent and searched for food
"Flippa, I never had parents either, does it show?"
The sky changing to day quickly saved him from a baby zombie, he had to eat the flesh to recover hearts, Flippa followed him outside to search
Flippa shot a skeleton dead, he was proud of her
The Demon showed up but crashed before they could interact, Charlie believed himself to really be a bad parent as he was seeing the Devil
The Demon relogged and flew above them to start talking, they agreed he should speak in Spanish and rely on the translation as he had told Charlie it was "more evil" when asked
He asked Charlie to tell him about someone who did something good to him and someone who did something bad to him
Charlie told him that "[his] fucking bitch of a wife ElMariana" had done something bad by not taking care of their daughter
Charlie told when asked about the Angel that it was like Jesus but smaller
Charlie jokingly asked for a dark blessing in exchange for telling him how to activate the translator and snakes were spawned all over him, Flippa revived him.
The Demon was very impressed by the translations
He told Charlie to get food for his kid he would have to do him a favor
He asked about the dark request Charlie had had, Charlie enthusiastically mentioned a dark gift.
Charlie: I want to raise my daughter right, but I also want to shoot fire out of my eyes, Satan.
Satan told him to be more realistic, after asking to shoot fire out of his ass he changed his mind after reading from his chat.
Satan called him schizophrenic and said he could help him with the suggested gun.
Satan flew off to think, Flippa held up her "FEED" sign
"I know you're hungry, Flippa, but Daddy's making a deal with Satan right now."
Flippa used her bow to fight mobs, impressing Charlie, he called her a natural and said he would feed her even more as she'd earned it.
He got them both bread and cheered her on as she shot at mobs
They declared the first task "Give the baby a new food" complete
The next task was to go on an adventure, he pulled a bike out of his bag and told her he would teach her to ride it before doing bicycle tricks.
Flippa learned how to ride a bike
The Demon arrived and told Charlie he had something for Flippa that she would like, but he would have to do something very evil to get it
Charlie agreed
The Demon: You have to kill someone else's egg. Whichever one you choose.
Charlie: Okay. Sure! Second time's the charm I guess!
TD: You didn't do that once before.
Flippa gestures "no"
C: Yeah, no no, we've definitely never done that before
The Demon shot Charlie down with the gun he would give to Flippa. The Demon told him he could keep the gun permanently but would have to find his own bullets.
The Demon told him he had fifteen minutes to kill another egg or he would kill Flippa in front of him, they rushed to get it done.
Charlie taught Flippa how to tower up while avoiding Philza. Right as he was about to run into Chayanne's house to kill him, Phil spotted Charlie and started a conversation.
Charlie faked not being able to hear Phil clearly and told him to relog
Phil logged out
Charlie went into Chayanne's house and broke his bed
Phil logged back in
He told Phil the sound issue was fixed
Phil immediately noticed Chayanne was missing, Charlie tried to play it off
Phil knew what happened within seconds
Charlie gave Flippa his glider and told her to go
She flew away
Charlie continued trying to talk his way through. Phil threatened him and chased him off
Charlie called for Satan to give him his reward
The Demon told him that if he told anyone about him he would kill his family, burn down his house, and send him back to hell
He led him to Flippa's room and introduced him to her as a family friend
The Demon gave Flippa the gun after shooting Charlie with it
The Demon suggested they "do something fun" and shoot the parent of the egg they just killed, Flippa backflipped
Charlie refused and they parted
Phil asked after Charlie after seeing his bleeding message and Charlie told him it was a bug
Charlie declared they had done all but the final quest, which was to sing a lullaby
He pulled up a royalty free backing track and pirated it to his computer to do a freestyle rap to
Phil broke into the room and interrupted, but agreed to wait until he did his lullaby
Phil lost his patience and interrogated Charlie on if he had killed Chayanne
He sung the rap while Phil waited impatiently to the side
Braaaaap!
This one goes out to Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chayanne!
Ch-Ch!
Chayanne!
Alright, here we go!
My daughter,
Juanaflippa!
Got a bow and arrow, shot a creeper!
Droppin down, doing, gangnam style!
Be careful who's egg you rile UP!
My eggs got a gun!
My egg hunts, my egg shoots for fun!
Juanaflippa! She's got allergies, Juanaflippa, she's allergic to bees!
Juanaflippa
And also detergent
Juanaflippa, she's a fucking incergent!
Juanaflippa, she flips all day!
Juanaflippa, and we don't pray!
We like to play, but we don't pray to God,
We worship the other guy now that he's gone
We set fires, and jump all day
It's bedtime now so what do we say?
Phil got tired of waiting and downed Charlie
Flippa shot and killed him with her gun
Juanaflippa's first player kill, and Phil's first death
You fuck with Juanaflippa, so you got the glock!
Now it's time to fuck, you fucked up
You fucked up my dude!
You shouldn't have given Flippa that 'tude!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Let's go Juanaflippa, you already know!
They ate his avocado toast and looted his body, Flippa put on his chestplate, making her look large
Phil came back downstairs to question Charlie about his motives
Charlie did his best to not give Phil his stuff back, calling Phil a woman hater for stealing from Jaiden's labeled chest.
He played dumb about Chayanne, they yelled at each other and were struck by lightning.
Charlie told him he would let Phil have his things back if he didn't harm Flippa
They noticed The Angel sneaking around by its particles
Lightning struck in Flippa's room, Phil was allowed in to recover his items
Flippa was downed from the fire, but was casually picked up
Phil started giggling at the situation
Charlie attempted to steal a photo from Phil, framing it as a picture of a family friend who would never harm his daughter
He tried to trade for a photo of Mariana and Flippa
They were derailed by learning that Ranboo had never had avocado toast
Phil left, Charlie told him to tell God he said hi
Charlie: Flippa, I'm sorry about that, that's the deranged sort of elderly man that lives upstairs.
Phil (distantly): I'm not deranged! And I'm not elderly!
Charlie started the rap back up
Yeah!
We never get a noise complaint,
Yeah! We never get a noise complaint.
Yeah! We never get a noise complaint.
There's an old man, he lives upstairs
He says crazy things, he gets weird stares
He is clearly deranged (he laughs)
He's an insane guy, he forgets to wear clothes, I don't know why
He's fucking nuts
He walks around with his butt out.
He wears no clothes and he walks around
He talks about how he saw God making sounds
Generally uncomfortable to be around
His mental health's on decline
(He laughs)
Soon he's gonna die!
(Juanaflippa was given control of the bridge, Charlie repeated "Hu-Hu-Huevo" in emphasis)
Yeah!
Got the toast,
Juanaflippa,
comin in with the roast.
Saw the devil,
or was it a ghost?
Got the glock,
you're toast!
Bah, bah, bah
I got an egg,
bah, bah, bah
she's got legs,
bah, bah, bah
it's time for bed,
(he fumbled his words)
that's what I said!
Yeah!
Now it's time, adlibs,
it's adlib time
(he scats)
He told her he loved her and asked to tuck her in
He realized he had given Phil his backpack and had to ask for it back
He told Phil he could keep the backpack as long as he could have the Kovan flower Flippa had given to him, Phil told him he could never take the backpack full of sentimental items from a fellow parent and threw it off the balcony
Charlie retrieved it and reassured himself that Phil would not hurt Flippa
He noticed the empty frame from the photo he had handed to Phil and asked Flippa if he could take a photo of "baby's first semi-automatic weapon"
He left her home as he looked for sugar cane for paper for the photo
Charlie said he was proud of her to himself while traveling
While coming back he spotted Spreen talking to a wandering trader at the base of the wall and made villager noises at him while backflippingBaby's First Toy
Spreen called him high, Charlie said the only drug he was on was backflips
AgenteMaxo appeared dressed as Valentina before logging out, Charlie commented both he and Spreen were on drugs before Spreen also logged out
Charlie commented the drugs were crazy and ran back to his house
They took a picture of Flippa with her gun
They put the photo on the wall and he told her how proud of her he was
He asked if she would want a different color bed to "be more her" she jumped yes, they went yes or no until she said yes to making the bed blue. She placed fire around it and was happy with it
He accidentally used the twerk emoji and told her to forget it
He went to bed in his closet and logged off for the day
Charlie explained that he had been alerted of something happening with Flippa via a twitter meme
He went on to say that due to confusion surrounding a message sent in the official discord, he was worried about his daughter and was compelled to go live to make sure she didn't die.
So even if Quackity says it, and even if there's a message in the discord that leaves this much space in my brain, I'm going to go live, I'm going to feed my fucking egg, and I'm going to be the best parent in this abusive household, in this neglectful relationship that I possibly can be.
And I'm going to say lots of bad words in front of my daughter. I'm gonna say a lot of bad words. But you know what? She's gonna be able to grow up and say 'em back to me. And the teacher, and get in trouble, and go to jail!
Charlie logged in inside Flippa's bedroom, where she was sleeping.
He panicked briefly, asking his chat if the visible tasks were current or not, when told they were not he cheered.
He proposed "Riding the huev'" as a way to refer to parenting an egg
He went downstairs, briefly stumbled over a chunk error, and asked for ideas
He found a mob cage in his inventory, was confused, and placed it in Flippa's room.
Charlie mentioned that he had been the one to build the large tree growing out of their house
He talked about how he prefers playing without face cam to get further into character
He checked the tab list when asked and discovered Flippa had woken up
He ran back to get her
He emphasized to her that he wasn't being forced to spend time with her, and proposed they build a farm together and create famine in other people's farms
She agreed
He learned how to put the translation box in Spanish for Spanish viewers
Charlie and Flippa looked around for a place to plant crops, he gave her the choice
Flippa made to glide with her paraglider, but instead began creative mode flying away
Charlie called after her laughing
She pointed for them to build a farm next to the train station; he called it a bit far, but she insisted, and he agreed.
Together they flattened the area, Charlie told her to think of her mother and rebell as she punched dirt
Someone in chat suggested a waterfall and he liked the idea
He left her to get water, lighting up the area before leaving
He called back to her that she could keep working to earn his love
"I think I should go to therapy."
He stumbled around and got the water, admitting that he needed Flippa more than she needed him
Charlie glided down to Flippa, she did a creative flight backflip in greeting
Charlie began to feel nauseous after telling Flippa he was proud of her
Together they worked on making the farm look nice.
Flippa asked for food and Charlie couldn't find any on his inventory, he promised to find some for her.
Flippa placed an egg bomb to help dig out the pond they were making, scaring Charlie, she broke it and scared him again with it a few more times.
Bad logged on and joined them at their farm site
Bad was glad to see Charlie had decided to "let his kid outside"
Charlie joked they kept Flippa in a cage trap most of the time
Charlie: "Kids in the crate turn out great." That's what my dad used to say before he put me in the ol' box.
Badː I mean, I don't know about-
Charlieː The boy box.
Badː about that one.
Charlieː It's what he called it, "the boy box", yeah and then he'd put me and the other eight kids in there and uh.
Badː E-Eight kids?
Charlieː Yeah, pretty much where I spent the real formative years, just learning um, you know...
Badː Oh.
Charlieː You know, learning how to tell my limbs apart from my brothers' and sisters', yeah in that crate there. So I'm trying to give Flippa just a similarly nice kind of childhood.
Badː Ah yeah, that sounds- that sounds nice
Charlieː Yeah, I'm trying to do right by my Pa.
Charlie continued making Bad as uncomfortable as possible, talking casually about putting Flippa to work and making her fight
Bad taught him how to throw items as projectiles and gifted Flippa her first knife.
Charlie and Flippa had a game of catch with a knife.
She stabbed him twice, not knowing how to throw it, Bad dubbed the game "Stab"
Bad proposed a new game, "Tase." He hit Charlie point blank with his taser.
He handed it to Flippa to try, she was reluctant.
They encouraged her to tase Charlie, she tased a phantom instead. Charlie told her if she killed it she would be rewarded with the ability to tase him.
She backflipped, not wanting to tase her dad.
Bad commented on it, Charlie said she did the opposite of what he wanted her to do.
Bad: It's almost like your inconsistent parenting has led with inconsistent behaviour.
Charlie: What?
Bad: What? Oh nothing, I had something in my throat.
Charlie: Oh ok. Well if you're-
Bad: Sometimes it sounds like I'm saying criticizems, but that's just me clearing my throat.
Charlie: But that's just you with the- Hey! Hey Flippa why don't you put something else in his throat to help him clear that out? Why don't you tase BadBoyHalo in the throat for Papa?
Flippa tased Charlie.
Charlie attempted to get Flippa to tase Bad via positive reinforcement, offering food.
Bad was alarmed to learn Charlie only fed Flippa once a week, "like a plant"
Flippa tased BadBoyHalo
Flippa pulled her gun on Bad
Bad asked where the eggs were getting guns from, Charlie explained that he had gotten her a gun via dark deal but couldn't provide details.
Charlie asked for advice regarding his farm, he described the feedback given as "backhanded"
He told Bad not to be too cool around Flippa to not make him look bad.
Bad taught Charlie about avocado trees
Charlie told Flippa not to eat apple seeds or they would grow inside her and she would turn into a tree and die. He said this because it was "formative" in his own childhood.
Charlie mentioned he could still vent to Santa Clause about the childhood myths being lies
Bad talked Charlie through avocado toast, Charlie played dumb to Bad's annoyance.
BadBoyHalo: I am going to break your knees.
This happened for a while.
Flippa ran circles around them, flopped on the ground, and defended them from phantoms with her iron axe.
Charlie, after removing the bread from the furnace right before it was finished cooking, for the nth time: I'm a golden brown kind of guy.
Bad: I'm gonna golden brown your head.
Charlie told Bad he'd been surviving off of rotten flesh and baby-birding all other food into Flippa's mouth
Charlie declared he would feed Flippa two times a week, Bad tried to convince him to up it to three times a day
Charlie declared he would have to starve for her, that he was an overripe avocado but she was still hard and green.
Bad expanded the farm to prevent Charlie starving to death
Bad: Now, if you plant seeds.
Charlie: I produce my own sort of natural seed that like to plant.
Bad: Okay?
Charlie: Yeah I've got sort of got a variety of goop and glands.
Bad warned Flippa about a creeper, Charlie called Bad the creeper
Bad: Your daughter is about to be an orphan.
Charlie: She kind of already is. (Laughs)
Bad attempted to get Flippa to leave her parents for him.
Flippa ran away and both Bad and Charlie followed.
He gave her the choice of Bad or himself, she didn't answer within the parameters.
They played catch with an apple, proving she could understand him
Bad declared they were destined to be father and daughter
Charlie glanced back at Flippa to see her model glitched, scaring him as it was the admin's skin instead of his egg child.
Bad planted an apple tree, Charlie called them cherries to Bad's annoyance.
They said bye to Bad, Flippa tased him goodbye at Charlie's recommendation
Charlie: My saying as a parent is "Stay numb! Stay numb to it all! Walls up! Don't feel!"
Flippa tased him and Bad left
Charlie told Flippa the reason for the toast bit was that he couldn't stream and build at the same time.
They practised their responses to CPS on phantoms, with Charlie encouraging her to "Slay!"
They wandered back home where Charlie tucked her in goodnight with a bedtime story about making avocado toast.
Charlie logged out in his closet bedroom
Later he logged on when the tasks reset in order to take care of Flippa.
Content Warning: This recap contains someone at gunpoint begging to be shot and others agreeing
Foolish was shoved off the edge of the building and spotted Charlie nearby
Charlie wanted to surprise Mariana and JuanaFlippa with his presence so he was going to build up to them
Mariana gliding in: That sounds like a bitch!
Slime: Ah fuck.
Foolish: Oh, man. Are things-?
S: God dammit Foolish I told you not to fucking tell my wife I was here man!
F: I didn’t! I didn’t!
S: Flippa! Flippa!
Charlie and Flippa flipped in greeting
M: You never take care- hey listen! Listen! You never take care about your daughter man!
C: I don’t take care of my daughter? Oh well yeah yeah yeah, that’s what I thought!
Flippa points her gun at Mariana.
C: Who got Flippa this nice beautiful toy huh?
Mariana turns to Flippa as he speaks: Pasamos un muy buen día hoy, no me vas a decir que no. [We had a very good day today, you're not going to say no to me.]
(F to Leo: Not right now, they’re fighting.
C: Who had to make a little deal with a little devil to get Flippa that nice little toy huh? I don’t see you putting your life on the line out there.
M: Yesterday I had to work! And yesterday yesterday I had to work too man! That’s why I can’t still here- but you as Dad you can take care of our daughter!
C: You know what I think? You know what I think? I’ve noticed you aren’t picking up very many hours on the custody schedule, Mariana, alright? I don’t know if you got my little messages about the custody schedule?
(F: You guys just have fun, they’ll sort it out…)
C: You know I logged in the other day and I saw those tasks were green-
M: Okay, yo tengo la culpa puto infiel? Entonces yo tengo la culpa, infiel. [Okay, it’s my fault fucking cheater? Then it’s my fault, cheater.]
C: It’s your- Yeah, yeah, it’s your fault. But can I just say? I’m- I was planning to show up today and I was planning to take care of Flippa and I was planning to go out and do all this stuff and I’m proud of you for showing up today, okay?
M: Yeah we…
C: Better than you’ve done these last few days
M: Pasamos un muy buen dia juntos. [We had a great day together.]
Foolish, loudly: Boy! This is a lot. You guys always argue in front of the kids like that?
M: no no no no estamos yendo a terapia de parejas [no no no we are not going to couples therapy!]
C: No no, it’s cool Foolish, they’re young, none of this- I’m sure they won’t internalize like any of it.
Foolish laughs
C: They’ll forget all about this
F: Oh okay! Don’t mind me I was just eating some popcorn, just like
C: No, couples counseling is a sham anyway, we just argue it out
The eggs rode their bikes around while the adults argued
C: Flippa! Flippa! Show your absentee Mom what you’ve learned, do a kickflip Flippa! I taught Flippa how to ride that bike you know, I taught Flippa how to ride that shit I taught her I told her how to grind-!
M: Okay, okay I show to Flippa how to fish how to- You know!
C: How to fish? I showed Flippa how to hunt! I showed Flippa how to kill man. I showed Flippa how to make hard choices.
M: Why you have to be so man? So fucking Macho you know? Why you have to be so duro- hard?
Flippa places a bomb between them and everyone startles
C: That’s how my dad raised me, and that’s how I’m gonna raise Flippa alright? I’m gonna raise Flippa right.
M: Why you show to Flippa how to be hard? She needs to be soft, you know? She needs to be like a flower!
C: You showed her how to fish? You showed her how to fish Mariana? She’s a fucking vegan. She’s a vegan! She’s allergic to fish. She’s allergic!
M: No, no because that’s psychological you know? That’s in she’s mind.
C: We gotta keep her safe from bad men and meat, she can’t eat meat
M: Eso no existe es mentira es creado por el gobierno no es alérgica. [That doesn't exist it's a lie it's created by the government it's not allergic.]
F: Man, I can see how you two got together.
C: Flippa is that true? The govern-? Listen Foolish! Can you stay out of our relationship for one second? Alright? I’m sick of people trying to make this work for us okay? We’re really making it work okay? We’re making it work.
F: Yeah I can tell, listen I’ll just stand over here and mind my business.
M: No quise decirlo pero esta noche intentó besarme. [I didn't want to say it but tonight he tried to kiss me.]
C: What!
F: Oh! OH! NO! NO!
M: No quise decirlo. No quería decirlo. No quería decir-
F: NO! Slime! Slime! El Backflipo!
C: I should have guessed.
F: No! It’s not like that! It’s not like that!
C: I saw there was a coincidental play-date happening!
M: Leonarda tiene las fotos
F: No! He’s lying! He’s lying! It wasn’t like that!It wasn’t like that!
M: Leonarda has the pictures, show him mami, show him.
F: No, Leonarda! Oh Leonarda would have pictures, that would-
C: Leonarda? Can you show me those pictures?
F: You don’t have to.
M: Is that your friend? Is that your friend? A bitch? A whore?
C: Flippa, Flippa, flip if you saw that. Flip if it’s true, flip if it’s true!
She shook no
F: There was no kiss! There was no kiss!
Leo threw Charlie a photo
C: Then what’s this?
They all look at it
C: This is a picture of you on a horse!
They laugh
F: See! The proof is in the pudding!
C: Wow, wow.
F: There was no kiss.
C: You are a real stallion Mariana but this is not, this is not- is this what you meant to give me Leonarda? That’s just you on a horse?
F: Um
C: Are you the- Mariana are you the horse in the picture?
M: No I’m not, I’m not, that’s another picture.
F: Oh.
M: But, I just want to say it, I’m sorry
F: No, you’re a liar! You’re a liar! He wishes he kissed me!
M: No no no.
F: Just so you know, me and Mariana are exes okay?
C: Wha-
M: Why you have to be so mentiroso? Why you have to be so liar?
F: Oh now I’m the problem, oh oh! I’m the problem!
C: Hey, don’t have that- Listen! No we argue okay you don’t argue with him! Alright? We argue.
F: Listen pal, you may think you’re special, I was arguing with him way before you okay?
M: Esto es lo que le estamos mostrando a nuestros hijos? [This is what we are showing our children?]
F: We fought daily! We fought daily!
C: Mariana. Is that true?
M: That’s all my fault? That’s all my fault? Huh? Because everytime I was fighting with you Foolish and then we broke up and it’s the same with Slime, it’s my fault?
C: What do you mean it’s the same? What do you mean it’s the same?
M: Leonarda shoot me please! Leonarda shoot me here.
F to C: You’re just another whore Slime!
M: Bye bye. Leonarda do it! Do it Leonarda!
F: WOAH! LEONARDA YOU DON’T HAVE TO- No no no! Don’t shoot him!
C: Go Leonarda! You’re right! Shoot him!
M: Don’t worry man! Do it!
C: He’s more evil than good, put him down
Leo gave Flippa a pink tulip
F: Aw, see guys. Maybe we’re rushing things, maybe we can learn a thing from the eggs instead of giving each other bullets we can-
C: MAYBE YOUR RUSHING THINGS WITH MY FUCKING WIFE.
F: Okay, okay.
C: That’s what I think
F: Listen, listen there was nothing okay, it was nothing
M: No quería decirlo pero él me nalgueó. [Okay I didn't want to say it but he spanked me.]
C: I don’t want to know how far that fat fucking snoz of yours was down her throat okay? You have a child to raise! You have a child! And that child has needs! And that child needs soy and that child needs to flip. That’s what she needs.
M: I’m sorry, I didn’t know that JuanaFlippa was a vegan
C: No, now in front of your ex, full tongue out let’s do it
F: What?
C: Let’s do it.
F: You’re gonna kiss?
C: Yeah that’s right, and you’re gonna watch! And you’re kids are gonna see how beautiful of a relationship this is and you aren’t a part of it!
F: Yeah sure, Leonarda get a picture of this!
M: Okay
C: Kids okay I want you to take a picture of us kissing and him watching in the background right? Okay.
F and M laugh
M: Kiss me Slime, kiss me
C: Ready?
M: Shut up and kiss me.
They kiss. Leo took a photo.
A creeper blew up Vegetta’s front path
Foolish and Mariana fell into the lava Vegetta used to decorate it
M: Alright now we have to do a kiss of three
F: Oh...! Uh I don’t know if we should do that…I’m like already...
C: What.
M: To show to the kids that we are happy that we are
F: Oh…umm
C: Mariana What The Fuck?
M: I am open mind man
F: Mariana’s listen Slime, I don’t know how to tell you this, he’s for the streets, okay?
C: Clearly! Clearly!
C: Alright I’m down.
F: What! No! No Slime! No!
C: Alright, alright. Leonarda, Leonarda take this picture and show it to your other dad okay? Show this to your other dad.
F: Listen, I’m already in enough trouble as it is.
C: Hey look down, look down. Tell me where we are, tell me where we are.
F: What?
C: We’re in the fucking streets, pucker up.
F: We need to fix this! We need to fix this! Forget about that, you guys are crazy!
C: The only thing we need to fix is us! The only thing we need to fix is us! Leonarda take the picture!
F: No! No! I get it now!
C: Give me the blackmail photos! Give me the blackmail photos!
F: Burn that photo! Burn that photo!
C: Yes Leonarda! Give me the blackmail photos!
M: Oh Dios mio.
F: You know what maybe I was wrong about you two, I see exactly why you two are together, you guys are both nuts! Both loco! Okay? You crazy sons of bitches! No wonder! No wonder!
C: I’ve got the evidence right here, oh my god.
M: Necesitamos ser más unidos, no podemos discutir tanto. [We need to be more united, we can't argue so much.]
F: Gosh! You’re just so- oh my goodness, I mean so insecure.
M: Demasiadas peleas para mí por hoy necesito ir a dormir puedes encargarte de JuanaFlippa? [Too many fights for me today I need to go to sleep can you take care of JuanaFlippa?]
Foolish fell in the lava again
Mariana recounted his and Flippa’s day (Charlie called him a bitch when given the opportunity)
C: Well thank you for taking care of her I hope you have a good night Mariana!
M: No necesitas decir thank you- you don't have to say thank you! Because It's my daughter too! Mamahuevo!
He pushed Slime, who laughed
C: I really appreciate you FINALLY FUCKING SHOWING UP MAN!
Flippa hit Mariana with her axe.
M: Oh! And you hit me? JuanaFlippa!
Charlie hit him
C: I APPRECIATE YOU BABYSITTING!
F: Oh they just keep fighting…
Mariana approached Leo
M: Shoot me please, kill me
F: You know I’m down if you want to do it
C: Listen to him, shoot my wife in the fucking head Leonarda
F: Listen if you want honestly, I’m down. Alright Mariana, any last words?
Leo held up her gun to Mariana
C: Oh it’s actually happening-!
She didn’t shoot him.
Mariana asked Foolish for food because “Slime, he’s poor”, Foolish gave him toast
Charlie told him to take his avocado toast instead, Foolish commented it looked like he had “slimed all over it”
Mariana told Charlie to make sure Flippa got to bed and kissed her on the forehead.
Both Foolish and Charlie were “uncomfortable with such a genuine moment”
Mariana warned Charlie that even though he wasn’t streaming, Foolish was so if he was a bitch Mariana would know
Mariana said goodbye and glided away
Charlie yelled after him “have fun out there with other men!”
F: I don’t know how you do it man.
C: Yeah I don’t know either. I think I’m gonna kill him.
F: Yeah man I get it, there’s also been times, you know you love him you hate him, the highs the lows, it’s intense.
C: Yeah, I think I’m going to do it.
F: Oh okay, you could think about it a little harder though.
C: Yeah I thought about it pretty hard.
F: Oh. Like, are you sure? You don’t have to, there’s maybe other ways.
C: Hang on. JuanaFlippa wants to sleep. Well do you have any other ideas? Cause I really don’t know, like for me if it’s not really working out I take a sort of weapon to it.
F: I don’t know, separation maybe? Different houses?
C: Oh yeah maybe I could stay at my place and Mariana could sleep over at yours.
F: Look! I’m over him! I don’t give a shit about him!
C: Yeah you’re probably under him too! You’re probably all around! I’m sure you guys did fucking everything! Jesus Christ!
F: It’s not like that okay, it’s not like that.
C: It’s definitely like that, alright well, if you have- do you have any relationship advice you wanna pass off to me? Cause it clearly really worked out for you so.
F: I think you guys really just need to work on compromise, it’s just like one person will voice their opinion and the other will voice their opinion, and then you guys are so stuck on just shouting your opinion louder and you don’t take the time to hear each other. You know? I feel like you guys are hearing, but you’re not listening.
C: Yeah I mean, he does speak Spanish
F: So sure, you only understand like
C: Can I be honest? When that guy starts talking I just turn subtitles off bro. I don’t even. I just hit period, I turn them right off.
They commented on the eggs patching up the hole.
C: That’s kind of beautiful how they’re working together.
F: Yeah and see that could be you and Mariana, see like look, there was a problem boom, and they’re fixing it. They’re not arguing about who’s gonna fix it, okay? They work together to fix it.
C: Hey uh, what- who do you think Flippa’s gonna grow up to be like?
F: Um, ooh boy, I don’t want to say it’s like a lose-lose but um
C: Yeah, I just sort of worry everyone’s gonna hate her when she grows up and I’m just gonna worry.
F: That’s fine though! You guys seem to have the same glasses so maybe take after you a bit more? Or maybe just your eyesight?
C: Yeah she’s got a really bad prescription
F: That’s what maybe a few days old and already got the bi-follicles in those are some thick lenses
C: Yeah no they’re like a solid four five [incomprehensible] on the thing
F: Probably legally blind without those glasses
C: Absolutely, I mean honestly she is- it is such a high prescription she is playing on about 200 FOV, just the light refracts in such a way that I don’t even think she could catch a rock if you threw it at her
F: But that’s okay cause um is she good at anything? Does she have any hobbies? I bet she’s just as cool as my kid
C: Yeah, I mean I got this gun for her
F: Like Leonardo’s a really good builder and is rich and handsome and smart and good at PVP
C: Yeah I’ve been reading the papers that some of these like modern parents are taking their kids to build and stuff and I don’t really know if Juana, if Juana’s into that
F: No that’s fine, it’s not for everyone, it’s not for everyone and that’s fair. Leonarda’s quite the photographer too
C: I know I appreciate you taking that incriminating photo of-
F: We’re gonna burn those photos later to be clear.
C: Leonarda could you toss them over to me?
F: Or you could toss them in the lava.
She burned the photos, she gave Charlie one along with one of her on a boat
Charlie suggested to Flippa they build an altar for their “red family friend”
Flippa agreed
Foolish suggested he try modern parenting
C: What’s that teaching your kid life skills instead of arguing in front of them and calling your wife a bitch? What’s that? What the hell?
Foolish asked if they were building an altar to Santa
The eggs played catch with some of Charlie’s sludge
The eggs flopped over in despair
Foolish and Charlie emoted at each other
They decided to have a small competition between their eggs
They talked about how it was good parenting to give his child a real gun
He told Foolish about her shooting Philza to death
Charlie flirted with Foolish via metaphor and was turned down
Charlie shoved him in the lava and glided away with Flippa.
"Permissive" - Don't enforce rules, "kids will be kids"
"Uninvolved" - Provide little guidance, nurturing, or affection
Charlie logged in in his closet
He decided to not tell Flippa about his experiment and just see which she responded best to
He started with Authoritarian
He practiced his Authoritarianism on a bugged chunk
He got all of his positivity out before going to see Flippa
He put on a deep voice and greeted her.
He had to curb his positive reinforcement
The first task was to feed the baby his favorite foods. He told her if she ate anything other than his favorite foods he would go in the cage in her room, which he called "The Flippa Cage"
Charlie took her hunting for zombies for his favorite food, rotten flesh
He struggled to punish her, threatening her with saying "Huevo mal" if she disobeyed
She didn't stick close to him, running frequently from him, he assigned her time in The Flippa Cage
He checked in with chat about the parenting style
He told her that kids that ran from their papas would turn into spiders and be hunted down
He had doubts about the parenting style, not able to stay angry.
Flippa disappeared
"Flippa! If you come out I'll give you a caaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
I know she really likes cake.
Flippa! I'll give you a caaaaaa-"
(Flippa appears)
"ge. Five more minutes in the cage, Flippa, for that behavior."
He tried guilt tripping her and went back to zombie hunting
He said it was okay for her to eat rotten flesh even though she was vegan because it was barely meat
She was not happy about it
They were attacked by mobs and for every hit she was given more time in the cage
He didn't like this style, but stuck to it
He attempted to put her in the mob cage once they were back in her room
He dug a hole and placed the mob cage on top of her head before leaving to talk things over with chat
He decided to scrap Authoritarian and go for either Authoritative or Permissive, he couldn't decide and assigned each one to an item for Flippa to choose from.
A slimeball was chosen for Authoritative "because I'm Slime and that means a positive relationship
Flax seeds were chosen "because I'll be lax and lax sounds like flax which is Permissive"
He went upstairs, putting on the Authoritarian persona and asked how her time in the cage was
She placed a sign for the first time around Charlie, it read
Sorry Dad, i only want love
He apologized and gave her the choice
She didn't let him get through presenting the first option before she chose the slimeball, bouncing. He gave her the full choice and she stuck with the slimeball
He buried the Flippa cage in the hole he had made and announced they were going on a vacation
He gave her a list of rules to follow
Rules
1. Don't talk to strangers.
2. Shoot anyone that seems kind of bad.
3. Have fun!
He checked tab to see who they could visit, when suggested Flippa wanted to go see Quackity over the beach or Disneyland
He didn't understand so she tried to communicate via egg signs, she held up the sign reading "EGG"
She wrote a sign saying "With Quackity"
He was proud of her mastery of language as someone so young
"My another dad Mariana. He give me it"
Charlie did not believe he had been around and said Mariana was practicing the Uninvolved parenting style
She agreed to not tell about the day
Flippa: Don't worry you are the best
Charlie: Oh, Flippa really? No, you're the best.
He apologized further about the Flippa cage and they went out looking for Quackity, who sent his coordinates when asked
Rule 4. Don't get shot
He was scared by a Flippa model glitch
It got dark out. "Creatures of hell are real and they want us dead."
He was terrified by the wither skeletons around Roier's house which they had to fight, he messaged Quackity for help
Tilín was spotted running from skeletons in the distance, so Charlie and Flippa ran over to find Quackity yelling for them to run
They grouped up a short distance away in the daylight, Quackity requested Charlie say some words for Tilín in Spanish
Quackity: Let's hear it
Charlie: Fuck.
Charlie: Shit.
Charlie: Uh, uh- Satan.
(Tilín pointed her gun at him)
Charlie: Uh, Gun. Hell.
Quackity thanked him for his words
Charlie noticed that both eggs had guns and remarked it was cute
He had the eggs hold up their guns and do a photoshoot, keeping one photo and giving the other to Quackity
Quackity said they couldn't have a playdate at that time because "this motherfucker is gonna kill me if I don't build his house right now"
Charlie insisted it was a great vacation opportunity
Quackity said he would think about it, then walked into a shack and started swearing in Spanish
Quackity insisted they couldn't join as he had a deal with someone he couldn't say
Charlie suspected The Demon and asked if he was under a blood vow to not say the name. Quackity insisted they would kill his entire family.
Charlie invited himself and Flippa along to make "a screen porch for the summer home"
Tilín gave poppies to Flippa and her dad
Charlie used his limited Spanish knowledge to insist that they join the house building for their vacation
Quackity muted while Charlie watched Flippa and Tilín bouncing and crouching around each other, Flippa showed Tilín how to do flips.
They began sprinting as a group, following Quackity, who asked about Flippa before running out of earshot
Charlie began telling Quackity about the parenting style experiment when a phantom flew down and he struck it, Tilín was caught in the sweeping edge and was downed. Charlie panicked and revived her, Quackity was too stressed to have much of a reaction
Quackity explained that he was tasked to build a vacation home at "the highest point on Earth" and was running at the end of his two hour time limit with nothing to show
Quackity argued about Charlie's insistence it was a vacation home for his family.
Flippa creative mode flew around
The Demon flew past and dropped off materials
They decided to make the structure a hat as they were building on top of the Dragon's head
Quackity: So tell me a little bit about JuanaFlippa, what is JuanaFlippa like? Is it a boy, is it a girl? Or maybe neither? Does it matter?
Charlie: Well, JuanaFlippa actually used to be JuanFlippo.
Q: Oh!
C: And then, through some kind of- I don't know what Mariana did to be honest with you. But Mariana came up to me one day and said "Hey, it's actually a Flippa not a Flippo."
C: I was very surprised, I come from a long line of Flippos, we've never really had a Flippa in the family. But then we asked her if that's what she wanted to go by, she did. She did a triple gainer, and the rest was history!
Charlie explained a triple gainer to Quackity
Tilín : slime do you want to be my uncle?
Charlie agreed, saying that they would share the vacation home as a family
They argued as they built the hat
Quackity described Tilín as "angry when drunk"
He said he wanted Tilín to be a chingon
Charlie complained about the other parents not wanting their children around him and Flippa, due to threats of violence and actual violence against their children
They argued over modded windows
Charlie replaced the top layer of the dragon with the flooring, accidentally dropping both Quackity and Tilín inside of its hollow body.
Lightning struck as The Angel urged him to speed up
When he requested black material, he was given reinforce black concrete, meaning it was not breakable
They suggested things to charge the tenants to their airbnb for
They argued over windows some more
Quackity: Hello JuanaFlippa, is this, or is this not the worst day of your fucking life?
Charlie: This is actually probably one of the least toxic sort of situations that Flippa's seen
Q: What do you meanǃ?
Quackity mentioned that he used to hide under a desk when his mother would warn him about Jesus watching
The Angel arrived to see the house
Charlie built a desk and hid underneath it
Quackity talked up the AirBnB to The Angel
The Angel asked about the desk
Quackity: Do you like head?
The Angel did not understand what he meant and Quackity took it as a 'no'
Quackity gave the job of explaining to Charlie, who sold it to the Angel as a future landlord, advertising the "sin desk" as a place God wouldn't see him sin
They insisted the Angel not decorate further
The Angel built a cross, then an upside down cross to their panic
The Angel gave Charlie a gun as reward, which was picked up by Flippa, Charlie took a picture of everyone together with Flippa's newest gun
The Angel took a photo of them and thanked them for the house
Quackity asked the Angel to give a prayer, he agreed after a game.
He flew away without further explanation
Charlie and Quackity hid under the desk to talk bad about him. Charlie said he was gonna put gum under the desk, Quackity said he was going to "rub one out" and started miming it to Charlie's surprise.
Charlie told the eggs to look away because "your uncle is doing a big sin right now"
Charlie and Quackity were teleported to world height for a waterdrop by the Angel
JuanaFlippa and Tilín were teleported up.
The Angel showed them the hole they were aiming for, Charlie fell down to get a closer look. He was downed in the hole as he had no bucket.
The Angel implied he'd had the eggs dig a hole to bedrock, they had to pillar out with cobble, Charlie volunteered to empty the hole. He managed to die while doing so due to large drops.
He spawned in Flippa's room and was teleported back up
Charlie's body was in the way of a waterdrop, it was seemingly clear of items so they just decided to have Quackity go first.
They were all sent to the top and Quackity was sent off. Charlie punched him off the edge.
Quackity crashed.
The Angel shoved Charlie off the edge, but he had never been given a bucket and was downed on impact.
Quackity logged back on and asked for help, but no one could find him
Together they climbed the ladder back to world height, where the eggs had remained
Quackity landed the drop, everyone backflipped in celebration
Quackity shoved Charlie off the edge.
Charlie made an attempt, but didn't make it, just placing water at the bottom
Tilín was downed from sweeping edge due to another phantom
Charlie volunteered Flippa who was anxious, he gave her a pep talk and told her he'd follow her down
The Angel pushed him off the edge before she could go and he was downed before falling in the water
Flippa was missing when he was teleported back up so he went down with his glider to find her
He couldn't find her and the Angel tried to tell him she may be dead. Quackity dropped next to them, being downed.
Flippa appeared.
Charlie built a cross to rub it in "Jesus'" face
He told Flippa how proud he was of her.
Tilín appeared, but Quackity had logged out to fix a mic issue
Tilín: dad? :(
Charlie: Oh, he died. He died. I mean, I could be your Dad though.
(He turns to see Quackity behind him.)
Quackity: What?
Charlie: Oh shit.
Charlie begged rotten flesh off of Quackity
Tilín: I was so alone
Quackity: I don't give a shit, can you give me that-
Charlie attempted to get Tilín away from Quackity, Flippa tased Quackity
Quackity attempted to say that it was just how they joke, but Charlie wouldn't hear it. "That's the kind of joke my bitch wife would make."
Quackity started throwing eggs at Flippa, which angered Charlie
They yelled at each other and Quackity started building a structure out of reinforced black concrete.
Quackity: This is going to be your son's gravestone when he inevitably dies from neglect
Charlie: Wh-
Quackity: Yeah, I made it. Premeditated.
Charlie: It's premediated, not premeditated. So good luck teaching your son fucking English. You piece of shit.
Quackity left the game with a taunt.
"Well, JuanaFlippa. This is where my son died. But my daughter, though? She just hit the biggest waterdrop I've ever seen! Let's go!"
Charlie declared Tilín was having a sleepover with them, as Quackity was now absent
Charlie adopted Tilín as his nephew
They sprinted home
He declared he'd found the parenting style for them, and stole wheat from someone's farm.
Charlie told Tilín he was glad to meet her, just not her dad.
Tilín verified her dad was gone and Charlie told her he was practicing the Uninvolved parenting style.
They showed Tilín around the house
Tilín: I don't have a room
Charlie: I guess uh, boys. You're really the first boy we've had over.
Charlie: Tilín. I guess it would be best if we- We can make you a little room here. A little room where the boys can stay, sort of like a cool boys room.
He told them a story with a backing track. The story was the lyrics of Blue by Eiffel 65
The eggs flopped over on the bed, Tilín got up and Charlie questioned him, moving to make a boys room out of the hole Flippa had been punished in
Tilín: im she too
He apologized and admitted the boys room was just a hole
He continued the story
Charlie drifted asleep
He woke up and wished them well before going to bed in his closet
Slimecicle: rare for you to sense your own whorish musk
BadBoyHalo: oh snap
Quackity: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
iRoier: no mames
BadBoyHalo: fight fight fight
Slimecicle: happy easter everyone except my wife
ElMariana: wait, im on google translate
You whisper to ElMariana: Ya hiciste fiesta de cumpleanos?
Quackity: im so hangry who have MEAT
ElMariana whispers to you: of course, Im a good mother
BadBoyHalo: no meat for you
iRoier: i have a little meat
Quackity: dont be ashamed ok ?
Slimecicle: im sure its average bro dont undersell yourself
iRoier: i have nice personality (i guess)
Quackity: mariana meat how big
ElMariana whispers to you: did you give her a present?
You whisper to ElMariana: oh shit
You whisper to ElMariana: i will order something off amazon what does she want
ElMariana whispers to you: I asked her and she told me, i dont know, i'm just an egɡ
You whisper to ElMarianao: i have just the thing
You whisper to ElMarianaː lmk your coords i shall give our daughter what she needs
Slime arrived, very loudly. "Hola puta espousa!"
Slime: Oh, JuanaFlippa! It's so good to see you, Flippa!
Slime (to Mariana): You speak when spoken to.
Mariana (translated): Listen to me, bitch, say hello to everyone except your daughter?
...
S: She looked so different in this garbage you covered her with, you can't even see her beautiful beautiful exterior shell anymore. (She was wearing all diamond armor)
M: She needs- she needs- Necesitas ropas!
(Flippa fires a shot of her taser)
S: That's right Flippa tase your mom.
M (laughing): no, no
S: Thirty-thousand volts right to the cranium!
M: Thank you for take care about Flippa on these days
S: Oh yeah, thanks for- thanks for finally showing up and really saving the day right on the birthday right before I could show up, real sweet play there, real sweet play.
(He backed Mariana into a wall while saying this, Mariana moved back into the open)
M: Wait, wait remember, I don't know so much English, I will read.
S (laughing): Uh, you bad, you bitch, you- don't like, don't like
M (also laughing): Let me read, mamahuevo, let me see your text!
(While this is happening, Roier and Quackity were whispering to Flippa.)
M: Okay, I'm bad, I'm bitch, I'm wrong. I got it.
S (laughing): Yeah, you got it.
M: I was spending time with our daughter while you were doing what?
(They both notice the sudden silence.)
Mariana realized that Roier and Quackity had disappeared with their daughter
S: I do appreciate you showing up for her birthday
M: They took the girl!
S: Oh shit! We gotta go get her!
Mariana began to panic and started sprinting after them, Slime behind him
They found her and started making noises at her
Slime gave Flippa her present, a flint and steel.
Mariana questioned him giving a lighter to a child, Flippa began lighting the forest on fire
Slime cackled wildly, encouraging her
Mariana said he would turn her into an aggressive person, Slime argued that she needed to be tough to survive
Slimecicle: You're either raised hard-boiled, or you end up scrambled, Mariana.
Mariana: I prefer scrambled, I prefer omelettes.
S: Yeah, cause everytime you're trying to scramble away from your responsibilities as a parent
(Mariana laughs)
M: And you? Where were you all afternoon
S: Flippa, earmuffs on. I may have been doing an Easter egg hunt. Don't let her hear that because I know that's a sensitive subject.
...
M: Are you married in real life Slime? Are you married? So is what you have to tell me that you have a family outside of Minecraft son of a bitch?
S: Oh yeah, yeah. You know what?
M: You have a family outside of Minecraft? You have a family man?
S: Y! Y! Y! Tengo un girlfriend IRL!
M: Noo!
S: Si si si! No es you! No es real!
(Mariana plays his harmonica in sadness)
(Slime laughs)
(Flippa approaches)
S: Flippa, you can't just keep tasing wild animals
M: What do you have to say about it JuanaFlippa that your dad has a family outside of the game?
Flippa: sad
S: Sad? No, no you're right-
M: Nah, because you have a girlfriend IRL? Nah, man.
S: No I need to get my priorities straight!
M: Call your-
S: I'm gonna go off the grid, I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend, I'm gonna disown my mom. Cause I've got this Minecraft egg to raise. And she's an arsonist now.
S: Okay, I'm calling her up.
M: Thank you. Liar
S: You're welcome.
S: Yeah, hi, Mom? Happy Easter yeah! Oh, I'm sorry I didn't call. Um, I was just uh, it's uh, I think I'm gonna have to dip. Uh Leave. Leave what? Uh, the family. Yeah. Um. I've just got- No, no, everything's ok. I think I'm cheating on my girlfriend in Minecraft and I- Oh, no, don't yell, don't yell. But I have a daughter.
(Mariana laughs)
S: No I'm sorry, she's- I gave her a- yeah she's one today and I gave her a- she can do- I set her on fire.
S: And I gave her a gun? Is that not? I should be doing what? She should be eating only liquid foods? Okay, Mom listen well you clearly didn't raise me right and I'm gonna do better. So this is it! It's over! It's over!
Mariana told him to leave everything like he had for him
Because this is our new family. A Mexican guy, and egg.
Slime told him that parenting an egg was "Riding the huev" Mariana laughed
Flippa said she had left everything too
Slime and Mariana kissed
Slime described Mariana's lips as extremely chapped and cracked
Mariana said it was maybe herpes then kissed him more
They argued and kissed again to end the argument.
Flippa: i will have new brothers?
Slime: New brothers? Uh, Mariana?
Mariana: No. I don't think so. I don't think so.
S: Soy pregante.
M: Como? Como? What?
S: No. Soy- embarrasada?
M: Oh, pregnant. Are you pregant?
S: Mucho.
M: Que, who is the Dad? Because I haven't sex? You know?
S: No se!
M: Soy esteril. Soy esteril!
S: We have to find out who the father is, like Mama Mia!
S: No, you're not sterile. Your cum is just (laughing) weaker than the other boys!
(Mariana laughs)
Sː They beat you to it! And I'm pregnant! Tienes semen mal! Mis exes tienes semen bueno e potento!
Mː So did you get pregnant from you?
Sː I don't know, but there's something in there.
Flippa compared them to a soap opera, they argued over what she should be watching
Mariana put Flippa in the middle and told her to pick the best parent, she dug down. Slime said it was madre tierra.
She said she couldn't choose.
They reached a fifty/fifty agreement so long as she was happy
S: Come se dice 'Help'? Necisitas ayuda-
M: Sexo. Quieres sexo? Sexo?
S: Okay yeah. Yeah sexo. Mi gusto sexo. Okay, alright. Sexo de familia. Uno momento, JuanaFlippa, quieramos de sexo. Sexo grande. Ahora, ahora. Okay, sexo time! Tiempo de sexo.
(He walked upstairs, Mariana followed him laughing.)
S: Um uh uh. Puta espousa? Donde esta uh la la- Fucking Bed.
M: I sleep on the floor.
S: Oh? You wanna just? El sexo de floor? Floor sex? El sexo de splinters?
(Mariana put down a bed)
M: There's a bed, there's a bed.
S: You wanna get sex splinters?
M: Shut up and kiss me
S: You wanna get banned? Let's get banned. How do I Minecraft fuck?
He talked about how he had been on ElMariana's stream, and it had "been crazy" he explained he was very optimistic about the future, he talked about how Mariana had taken care of Flippa and also mentioned they’d had sex.
Charlie said that he had had sex with Mariana in order to slip a baby moniter on him so he could watch him.
He was briefly attacked by a Leopard
Charlie checked the tape to see if he could trust Mariana beyond being his “bitch wife”
He sped through Mariana’s stream, altered to look like video footage. Notably the video began before he said he slipped the camera on.
Charlie complimented Mariana’s house and complained about him not paying for groceries.
The Charlie on video left and it began playing at normal speed.
He skipped through Flippa and Mariana building together and heading back to her room, getting angry when Mariana left a sign “SLIME EL PEOR PADRE”
He criticized Mariana for not telling Flippa a bedtime story or a lullaby
Flippa put down her bed while Mariana was AFK, Charlie reassured himself that Mariana would be back with a bedtime story
Mariana broke the bed
Charlie went back to the starting soon screen, this time it was him surrounded by fire.
He logged on in the woods. “I’m gonna kill her. I’m gonna divorce and kill my wife.”
He yelled about Mariana not ever showing up.
Task: Feed the baby a food that starts with R.
Charlie: I’ve got one. Revenge.
He yelled to himself in the woods
I bet if no one had a kid to take care of, someone would have to address it! I bet. I bet that if the event was cut off. Was cut off by a sudden loss of many egg lives, they’d have to do a reset. They’d have to reset it and bring them back- It wouldn’t just end like that, right? They couldn’t just let it end? And I know there’s forces- there’s powers out there- there’s my boy L’il J, there’s my not-so-boy Satan!
I know that there’s people out there- there’s people out there that could change this. So she’s not dead, she’s not dead! Cause right now, it’s not a problem yet, it’s not a problem- “Oh Slimecicle! His single parenting really didn’t work out, his fucking egg died.”
He killed a pig
But no! It’s not gonna be a localized issue.
How do I make mines? That’s easier than anticipated! Just gunpowder and iron? What? Oh my god! A single one of those is what all it would take if everyone was in the same spot!
Who’s online? Hello, BadBoyHalo, Fit, Jaiden, Maximus, Nussa, pocket_cypher, I don’t know who those people are, and me.
Let me ask you something, chat. You’ve seen the Twitter updates, right? So let me ask you this-
I’M NOT HOLDING A FUCKING FUNERAL CHAT, BECAUSE SHE’S NOT DEAD!
Let me ask you this chat. Who’s egg has one life left? Just answer the question.
Fit’s egg? Fit’s egg has one life left? Really?
Is that true?
Phil’s and Fit’s?
Oh, cause I killed-
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? CAUSE CHAYANNE-
He entered his house, inside was a dirt block with a Japanese Orchid planted on it.He went silent for a long moment.
This is the same- I think this is the same flowers than Flippa gave me.
And um.
I think she’d understand.
I think she’d understand what I’m about to do.
I think she’d get it!
She’s a feisty one! Oh my god. Nothing can take her down! She’s got a gun, she’s got a taser, she’s got all diamond armor.
It-
It would take a fuckin-
An anti-miracle To take her down!
How much gunpowder do I have?
Not enough.
He looked up at the ceiling, heading upstairs to steal from Jaiden.
Oh, what’s that say?
“this is jaiden’s stuff you cant steal from her its woman month”
My daughter was a woman.
She did not have gunpowder, he began searching around the map for name tags, finding nothing.
He crafted weapons and insisted it would be fine as long as it was done.
He found gunpowder in his backpack and began laughing as he crafted mines
He stored the Kovan flower from Flippa and the photos of her safely in her bedroom, he insisted he wouldn’t hurt Tilín unless he had no choice.
He asked after Bad and his egg, before reasoning that he would likely only have one chance to kill an egg, seeing as it wouldn’t be easy after the first.
Voices drew his attention.
Bad and Dapper greeted him, Charlie asked if they remembered refusing a playdate with Flippa.
He told them that Flippa was upstairs and wanted to play, Bad sounded unsure but agreed, asking to be shown.
Charlie insisted she was asleep, Bad told Dapper to stay with him, clearly suspicious.
He showed Bad the bookcase door, Bad insisted he go up first to see her, Charlie seemed to struggle, Bad said they could leave her to sleep.
Charlie insisted Dapper come up to see her.
Bad attempted to excuse Dapper, claiming he had tonsillitis.
Bad continued trying to deescalate, Charlie went upstairs alone. He broke through the wall and snuck through Jaiden’s house back downstairs.
Bad asked if he was coming back, Charlie burst through the front door and layered the ground in mines
C: COME HERE YOU LITTLE RAT! YOU RAT CHILD!
B: Holy fudge-
Bad killed Charlie, he spawned back in Mariana’s house.
He dug through his chests for things, the door had been replaced with wall so he tunneled through the ground.
He made a sprint for home, calling for Dapper as he went.
His house was completely exploded on the inside, ash and flame covered where there was once wood. He set his spawn and searched for Dapper, who was no where in sight.
BadBoyHalo: fit we need to meet
Fit: Meet dragon
BadBoyHalo: ok
Charlie ran to the dragon
BadBoyHalo: slime fit is going to your house
He listened to his chat for where Dapper was
Upon reaching the wall again, he swam up to check for Chayanne, finding him asleep.
Fit: Slime, where are you? Need to have a chat
Charlie searched for ways to get through the reinforced house that protected Chayanne.
He went back to Mariana’s saying there was something he had seen to help.
Charlie apologized to Phil, before insisting he would understand
He arrived back at Chayanne’s house, finding the block remover didn’t work, he placed a mine and attempted to detonate it with the family’s pet cat. Instead he used a turtle, killing it.
He was unable to get inside and resigned himself to meeting with the others
He went looking for gunpowder first
BadBoyHalo: SLIME
Slimecicle: si mi amigo?
BadBoyHalo: where you hanging buddy
BadBoyHalo: where are you at
Slimecicle: im just doing a little crafting if you send your coords we can meet!
BadBoyHalo: fit wants to talk to you
BadBoyHalo: where are you
Fit: ^
Slimecicle: wanna meet on bottom of the dragon in 5?
BadBoyHalo: um ok?
Slimecicle: bring whatever kids you havel theyll wanna see this
Slimecicle: I don’t come if bobby doesn’t
[+]iRoier
Slimecicle: and dapper too!
Trump is bleeding. Trump drowned.
Trump drowned.
Slimecicle: thats unfortunate :(
While at first confused, Charlie celebrated the death
BadBoyHalo: where are you
Slimecicle: not coming unless you confirm the eggs
BadBoyHalo: we should talk first
Charlie spotted several houses on the map and began labeling them as targets.
BadBoyHalo: slime fit and I just wanna chat
Slimecicle: we can talk in a bit, got some stuff to see to first
Slimecicle: unless you tienes those huevos
Charlie laughed, talking about how things had been the previous day
Charlie arrived at Roier’s house
He spotted nametags and heard Fit’s voice coming from the basement, he ran quickly, hiding underwater. He realized everyone had been there.
He reasoned to himself that he was the only one who would save Flippa so he had to, Mariana would not.
He arrived at Quackity’s house, his doors were protected, his walls were not. Charlie broke inside, searching for Tilín .
Tilín was absent, Charlie continued searching around eventually giving up.
He pillared up to protect himself from players during a bathroom break
The search for children continued
C: It’s okay that I’m not the best at this, I was meant to be a dad not a bad. Not a bad guy. And I’m not a bad guy! I just have to take care of some business!
Maximus3blog: Hijo mio Trump? Donde estas?
He had run out of mines and had no more iron to make them, he bridged from the wall, gliding until he landed on Bobby’s Castle
BadBoyHalo: slime where are you
Charlie began sneaking around one of the castle towers, looking for the eggs, he followed the nametags, identifying the non-speaking ones as eggs.
He was spotted but not pursued and glided over top of the house.
He broke in through the roof while Jaiden and Roier talked.
There was an egg bed, Charlie didn’t notice, instead focusing on the name tags as Roier guided Jaiden through getting a gun, reassuring her that it was three Mexicans (him, Bobby and Tilín ) against Slime.
Jaiden: Do you have some extra iron or?
Charlie: I GOT SOME EXTRA IRON RIGHT HERE- oh
Jaiden screamed.
He dug down, but was still a floor away from them
Roier started yelling at him as Charlie ran to the roof, Jaiden guided the children downstairs.
Charlie tried to talk his way out as Roier confronted him, playing dumb.
Fit and Bad arrived, Fit joined Roier in talking to Charlie while Bad went to the front of the house with Jaiden.
Bad arrived to tell them that Charlie was lying, Charlie expanded his lies, saying Bad had placed mines and killed Flippa.
Roier: Slime, if you want to kill Bobby or Tilín , I am going to kill you and all your family. So be careful.
Charlie: Oh- Oh and all and- all my family? and all my family, Roier?
Bad: Oh no
R: Yes all your family, in Minecraft.
C: Yeah my Minecraft family? Yeah, okay. All right. Ready? Okay boom! Did you just do it? I couldn't not- I didn't notice because they're dead! They’re for sure dead!
R: Oh yeah! You have no family.
C: Yeah they're dead
R: That's fine. Okay Slime just be careful
B: Just, calm down.
(Charlie turns to Bad)
C: Just calm down?
B: Just, you need to relax, I understand you’re going through an emotional time right now. Okay?
C: Oh I don’t think you do understand! Because if understood you wouldn’t have a huevo following you around anymore!
Fit: Slime, Slime. Come with me into the castle, we need to have a little discussion. Okay?
C: Okay, what’s up Fit?
F: All right, we just need a little privacy- what the fuck has gotten into you?
(Charlie pulls them further into the back of the castle and asks Fit to make Bad leave.)
F: Motherfucker, you are in our mafia! The last thing we need is fucking cops raining down on us right now.
C: Listen! I might have done some things I shouldn’t have, is that a bomb by the way can I see that?
F: It is a bomb, no, let’s just have this conversation Slime, alright?
C: Okay, no that’s fair, that’s fair.
F: You need to calm down.
C: Let’s go a little further, let’s go a little further away. Cooler heads prevail.
C: Fit. I’ve got a question for ya.
F: Yeah.
C: How do you really feel about those guys over there?
F: Well, they’re my neighbors.
C: Threatening to kill my family?
F: But Slime, you attacked Halo and his kid, what’s wrong with you?
C: No no no no, they attacked, they attacked me! They showed up they broke into my house? Dressed to fight me! I mean, those land mines were already there!
F: I know you’re under a lot of emotional stress right now but you need to just calm down Slime. Alright?
C: No no no no, don’t you get it Fit? That’s exactly what we need! Let me tell you a story.
F: Alright.
C: There was once a goopy gunky guy who liked to flip! He liked to flip and fly all around, that’s me. That’s me alright? I’m not even gonna make it a metaphor that’s straight up me. And he wasn’t a great dad okay, he was a pretty bad dad, but he came everyday to see his kid, and take care of his kid. No matter what!
(He laughs)
And you know what?
F: Hm?
C: His wife didn’t. His wife never showed up, never showed up. And he and his and his beautiful daughter, Flippa, went on all sorts of crazy adventures together. Okay? She learned how to speak, how to flip, how to shoot, they built a vacation home together they were getting ready to stay in. And then. The craziest thing happened.
F: Mhm?
C: Easter rolled around. The day of celebration of egg! The egg celebration day, it’s all about the eggs, its all about finding the eggs its all about hunting down the eggs.
F: Mhm.
C: And for the first time, for the first time, my partner finally logged on! And took care of Flippa! And took care of Flippa, and you know giving Flippa gifts! And held a birthday party!
F: Mhm, mhm, yeah.
Roier approaches
Roier: Hey guys what you doing in my castle? What the fuck is happening?
C: Roier! We’re tending to the fucking shrubs!
F: We’re having a break through here.
C: Can you give us a minute?
R: Okay, yes.
F: We’re just trying to unpack this emotional trauma.
R: But, I have one question. Who destroyed my castle? There’s some blocks missing.
C: BadBoyHalo did that.
Bad had followed Roier over, standing at a distance.
B: That was not me!
C: That was BadBoyHalo.
B: It was him, I saw-
C: Can you guys- Hey listen, I don’t know what’s happening here, I don’t know who broke what and why you did that BadBoyHalo or why you killed my daughter but can you just get out of here so Fit and I can keep talking?
B: You keep blaming me for killing your daughter-!
C: Yeah and you broke those blocks over there.
R: You can argue right there you know. Afuera
(He points nearby.)
C: Listen, I don’t know what kind of terrible person you think I am, but I’d never have an argument like this or a personal discussion like this in front of someone else, ever.
F: Yes, it’s very sensitive topic.
C: I’d never do that.
R: Okay maybe…
C: Roier, if you stay around I’m gonna cry and shit myself and it’s your fault.
R: Okay no worries!
C: I’m gonna cry and sh- I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna shit myself and then I’m goin to shit you. I’m going to shit on you dude if you don’t-
R: Okay yes. I like it. Yes, yes, yes.
C: I don’t, I didn’t see this coming Fit.
F: Yeah.
C: He countered that.
F: Outta left field.
C: Effortlessly.
(They all pause a second.)
F: Anyway, yeah, I’m trying- I’m like his counselor right now.
C: Yeah it’s like a therapy thing and it’s really breaking- it sort of breaks the code of conduct if you guys are here.
(BadBoyHalo calls Fit over to the side to hand him something.)
R: Okay. No worries! I can be here. This is my castle.
B: Slime. We have something for you.
C: Okay.
F: Alright, I want you to take this Slime.
C: What is this, are you fucking kidding me?
(Fit gives him an egg labeled juanaflipa.)
C: Are you fucking kidding me? Fit! Why don’t you just tell them what I told you? Why don’t you just-! Tell them what I fucking just told you a second ago?
F: Alright.
C: Recount it to them.
F: Slime was finally happy that his wife logged on to actually take care of the child. And now his child is gone.
(As Fit talks Charlie walks away.)
C: I can’t do this. I can’t do this right now. That means no one is watching the fucking kids!
Charlie ran back to the house where Jaiden was alone with the eggs.
The group realized his absence and ran after him but lost track of him, questioning Jaiden
Charlie tunneled around, undetected.
He spotted Bobby but couldn’t reach him, Jaiden chose that moment to insist Bobby put on armor, not noticing Charlie in the walls.
Bobby spotted Charlie and began shooting at him with his gun, Charlie shouted in alarm announcing his presence.
He was shot and downed by Ramon
He was picked up by someone in the huddle that formed, as he got up he accidentally right click an egg, renaming them “little shit”, he purposely did the same to Dapper naming them “dumb little yolker” while saying things to the adults panicking around them
He was told to stay on one side of the room while everyone went to the other
Charlie: Jaiden! Jaiden! BadBoyHalo killed my fucking daughter and then gave me an egg named “juanaflipa”
Bad: I did not kill your daughter!
C: Then what is this? Then what’s this Jaiden?
(He gives her the egg)
C: Then what’s that? You just gave that to me- That is so fucked!
B: That was a bad idea. I certainly think that was a bad idea.
Jaiden: Maybe, Maybe he shrinkray-ed JuanaFlippa?
C: He shrinkray-ed JuanaFlippa? That’s not JuanaFlippa!
(He opens a chest, stealing gunpowder.)
J: Why are you looking through our stuff?
C: I’m looking for food, cause I have no fucking food!
Bad handed him food, while Jaiden tried to calm him down.
Charlie put the named egg into his backpack
He continued looking insisting he didn’t like that food and was low on iron
They insisted they talk outside, he agreed before breaking through the barracade to the stairs and continuing to search the house for iron, they followed him around insisting he go outside
He claimed to be lost as he searched the chests
Roier got angry when he messed up the floors
Eventually they got frustrated enough to start hitting him, he insisted he was still at very low health despite having healed
He found two mines in a chest
Bad downed him upon seeing him holding a mine
Charlie continued yelling things to cause chaos
Tilín placed a sign that Bad insisted he read
Tilín : uncle slime I know youre sad I love you
Charlie: Tilín I love you too, where’s Bobby?
Bobby’s parents got angry at the specific mention, Bad insisted Dapper get away from Charlie
Charlie was kicked out the front door and downed
He was asked to crawl to the bridge where they all insisted they have an adult conversation
Charlie punched Dapper harmlessly and was downed again for it
He was picked up again and insisted he was cool and fine before placing a mine in the crowd, the only one killed by it was himself.
Charlie spawned again in his closet bed.
He went upstairs to Flippa’s room where he looked through her chest, he left her armor but took her chainsaw
I’m the worst dad and I’m a worse child murderer!
He went back up to try and get through Chayanne’s protections lamenting his murdering failures while making no progress
He went back to Flippa’s bedroom, defeated
He spoke to the photos on the wall
Flippa, I’m sorry Flippa.
I thought I could change something I thought…
I thought I could undo it.
I thought I could make it right.
And uh, now I see that…there’s no way this could be made right.
It wasn’t even on purpose.
I know that.
I know it was an accident, but…it doesn’t make it better.
That doesn’t make me forgive him.
(He sighs)
What do I do Flippa?
What do I do?
I’ve got no daughter, um.
I’ve got no partner.
And now I’ve got no one who’s…
I’ve got no one who’s gonna trust me.
I’ve got no bitches, and I’ve got no family.
And I’m not even pregnant, I lied about that.
(He turns around and eats raw turtle meat.)
Phil’s pet tasted really good I wish you were here to share it with, Flippa.
I just ate Phil’s turtle without you and you weren’t even here.
Quackity! That’s how we fucking do it Flippa! That’s how we do it!
If anyone, if anyone we want to get on our side, that’ll change everything it’s fucking Quackity!
(He rushes out the door.)
Charlie messaged Quackity telling him they had kidnapped Tilín
Fit, Ramon, Bad, and Dapper met him at the bottom of his stairs, when asked where he was going he insisted it was just for a walk with Flippa, showing them the photo in his hand
Ramon placed a sign, “sad”
The adults placated Charlie, insisting to Ramon that they were just going for a walk and that nothing was wrong
Bad handed him his egg ticket, then his backpack, saying it had been with his stuff
Bad handed him the block remover. Charlie explained it hadn’t worked on Phil’s house.
Bad insisted he not break into people’s houses without permission.
Bad tried to talk him through positives, mentioning maybe The Angel could revive her
Charlie explained his logic behind killing them
Fit insisted that if all the eggs were dead the dragon would kill them
Charlie mentioned Mariana was at fault so they insisted he instead take his grief out on him
Dapper suggested he “exchange [his] spouse’s soul for juanaflipa’s”
Charlie suggested he go home with them to brainstorm wife killing plots
Bad gave Charlie the picture of Flippa and Tilín with their guns, as he had picked it up while in Charlie’s house
He asked if they would help him kill and sacrifice his wife, Bad agreed, Fit strongly disagreed, insisting they only give advice on the topic
He pulled Fit aside to ask about the mafia helping to “disappear” a person, Fit agreed
He insisted that he would be extremely thankful if he group helped him, but that they could never tell Flippa.
Bad: The family that sacrifice’s Slime’s wife together stays together.
Ramon: we will avenge juana :D
Charlie apologized to both of the eggs and mentioned he had lied to Quackity about his son being kidnapped, they agreed to help clear things up
Dapper gave Charlie armor
Charlie inserted himself as a parent of Ramon and was swiftly called on it by Fit
They all began walking towards Quackity’s coordinates
They ran into Jaiden where Charlie apologized for everything, even the things that didn’t apply to her
He asked if she would be available to join in the wife killing efforts
He apologized about lying to Quackity, Jaiden said that Quackity had threatened to go “full wolf” on them
Jaiden forgave him as he had a breakdown over being hungry and also greiving
As they passed Roier’s house Charlie grabbed his items from his body then witnessed Bad and Dapper light the body on fire
They arrived to Quackity at a standoff with a chainsaw
Charlie apologized, dragging his feet the whole time and saying Bad had killed his daughter before correcting himself
Charlie insisted Mariana was the one who cooked
Charlie gave his explanation
The eggs played loud music discs and set off explosions while they were bored
Quackity agreed that it was Mariana’s fault and unfair
Charlie remarked on how strong each of the eggs were before the crowd was scared off by an egg bomb
Quackity announced that they could ask Cucurucho and have a trial for JuanaFlippa and bring her back, upon hearing that Charlie became frantic insisting that she just be brought back.
Charlie insisted that the worse parent would have their soul sacrificed to bring Flippa back to life. He insisted Mariana not be told.
Quackity told him to lawyer up
Fit spotted Cucurucho standing on a bridge in the sky
They called up to it
Quackity urged him on to “hit the fattest water drop”
Cucurucho dropped down where Charlie tried to ask his question, insulting Cucurucho’s appearance and being shot for it when it wouldn’t look at him.
Charlie asked for the trial being shot again.
Cucurucho agreed to the trial and the chance of Flippa’s revival
They agreed the trial would be on Wednesday two days later, in the chaos Charlie asked if they could have it be a divorce trial also, and Cucurucho agreed
Cucurucho left
They looked around to find Bobby on top of the wall
Everyone worried for him, except Charlie who sarcastically told him to not fall before correcting himself
Quackity suggested Charlie lawyer up when approached
Charlie asked Quackity to be his lawyer to the teasing of Roier about his real life law experience.
Quackity and Bad argued
Jaiden informed Quackity that Tilín had just buried themself because they believed Quackity did not love them
Charlie asked Roier if Quackity was actually a bad lawyer
Roier showed off his wrecked skin and then Charlie suggested that Roier or Bobby be his lawyer, Roier insisted that Bobby was too small, and denied being his lawyer as he didn’t want to go against Mariana
Charlie tried to bribe him with items but was denied for his own good
Quackity suggested Fit
Charlie told chat his plan, getting everyone on his side as his lawyer, leaving Mariana with no one
Charlie asked Bad to be his lawyer, he agreed
Charlie swallowed a bug
Charlie walked in on an argument between Jaiden and Quackity about Quackity’s parenting
Charlie asked Jaiden aside to ask her to be his lawyer, she agreed, mentioning Quackity was dealing with things
She asked to be walked through his case and suggested that Mariana killed her on purpose
He asked she name three laws she said she could name the ten commandments
She said she would do research
They went back up to the bar where Quackity was talking to Tilín , he asked Roier if he had called Tilín “La Tres Leches”
Bobby shoved Tilín off a ledge
Charlie helped pick Tilín up and then asked if they would be his lawyer, he got an enthusiastic yes and an “I LOVE YOU UNCLE SLIME”
They tried to go back with Quackity only to find he had left the bar, Tilín said he had forgot them.
They met up with Quackity where he asked Charlie if he was sure about killing Mariana, Charlie talked about finding new love
Quackity suggested he join the “Single Parents Association”
Tilín suggested they kiss and was denied
Quackity mentioned he was getting Tilín DNA tested to find out their other father, Charlie suggested he give the DNA samples he had of the two candidates
He gave Quackity two pieces of rope as DNA
Quackity gave him a piece of sugar cane he called Bad’s DNA
Quackity asked that he join them at the bar
He agreed
Quackity sent him a song to play
Tilín left to grab something from Roier’s house
Charlie broke down sobbing and drinking
Charlie asked if the camera he planted on Mariana during sex was submit-able in court
Tilín walked back in
Quackity suggested he bring the footage
They talked about his murder attempts
Quackity told him to go home and sleep it off, he proceeded to walk off the balcony and hit the ground multiple times, too drunk to see the exit, Jaiden and Roier arrived to see the commotion
He was blocked out by Quackity and broke in, still looking for the exit
He did an “Alcoholism Flippo” and fell off the ledge again, Jaiden walked him home, giving him a peptalk as they went
He tried to climb into JuanaFlippa’s adoption cubby, but couldn’t fit, they continued to his house
He didn’t want to sleep in his closet bed because he was no longer JuanaFlippa’s dad and that’s where he slept when she was around. Jaiden suggested they move the bed to the balcony, which she repaired.
She commented on the amount of soot around and Charlie mumbled that Wilbur hadn’t been on in weeks
Jaiden reassured him that it was okay and put him to sleep
He asked if she could sing him Blue, telling her it was a story
He sang the entire thing to himself, until she took over, singing him through the night
She asked about the plan and he told her he would send her the evidence and details, she told him she would be putting in her all
Quackity raided and he ended stream, saying he couldn’t transition into just grinding materials after everything
He raided Mariana instructing his chat to give Mariana misinformation.
Charlie started stream, he had worn a suit in real life for the occasion and changed his webcam background to a courtroom with an edited photo of JuanaFlippa hung up behind him
He mentioned that part of his evidence was rendering, implying it was a video
He thought he found the courthouse a short distance from his own house only to realize it was not the courthouse. He panicked as he ran for the coordinates
He found the building, panicking upon realizing that he had not applied his suit skin in-game
Upon logging in again he found an NPC dressed as a security guard with the username Security, he greeted them and was assaulted a couple of times while talking
He was asked for a piece of toast as an entry fee
He crafted a redstone torch once inside the building
After setting up his translations he spied on Mariana and Foolish via the map
His chat informed him that the official start time for the event was seven, he had been told by Quackity it was at six-thirty and was early as a result
He looked through his “evidence” photos, deeming most of them not useful or relevant
While looking through his pictures he found one taken by Leonarda, of “the night [Mariana] cheated on [Charlie].”
He concluded it would be good evidence and started shaping his case to show himself as the better parent.
His video finished exporting and he uploaded it to use
Mariana appeared at the entrance to the courthouse
Charlie: Oh. Well look who decided to show up.
Mariana: So much time without see you, I don’t know if I say it good.
C: It’s been a minute.
M: It’s been a long time.
C: That suit looks good on you. Okay?
M: You too.
C: Thanks.
M: Let me ask you something?
C: I probably shouldn’t talk without my lawyer here, but uh. Yeah.
M: Why? Why are you doing this? Porque as es esto?
C: Porque, necesito mi hija. I need my daughter back.
M: Look man, I think we were together on this. You know?
C: And I also want a divorce.
Mariana backs up, he sounds choked up.
M: Porque?
C: I don’t know why you’re acting so surprised, I told you this! I’ve said this like every day. Like fourteen days.
M: Yeah, I knew it, I knew it. Okay but-
Charlie looks over to see the security guard lounging nearby watching their conversation.
C: Let’s not do this here, look at him, look at him. He’s loving this! He’s loving the drama!
M: I think you were saying that but just for- make me hurt. Pense que no lo decias en serio. (meaning: “I thought you weren’t serious.”)
C: Maybe I was, but then- Then you misclicked on our daughter.
Mariana makes crying noises and turns away dramatically as Charlie spit at his feet.
M: Hit the wall hit the wall.
C: God! My damn wife, narrating every action she does. Can’t believe it.
Mariana sounding like he’s crying: Listen, Slime. Please.
C: What, what, what?
M: Don’t, don’t do this to me please, my daughter is all I have.
The security guard places two signs. “disable shaders” “press k”
C&M: Disable shaders?
M: Listen motherfucker! I don’t care about the fucking shaders!
C: Unrelated, unrelated! I don’t want him to see me without my shaders right now!
Mariana punches the security guard and is shot in response.
C: Holy shit! Not like this!
C to the security guard: I want to be the one to do it okay?
C: Here, some of my toast I gave this guy earlier
M: Estoy bien, Slime.
C: So I take it you’ve got a good lawyer, probably the best huh?
M: No, no, no. Because I didn’t know the court was against me. I think the court was to get back our daughter.
C: I actually also did, so I’m not sure what’s going on? Why it’s us?
Mariana laughs.
C: Cause I thought it was us fighting to get our daughter back?
M: Yeah
C: Through our hate
M: Yo pense que era eso que estabamos juntos de puta?
C: Say once more?
M: I was thinking we’re together on this, motherfucker?
C: Listen, you may be a bitch wife, but you’re still my bitch wife for now, okay? Listen, I want you to listen to me, before they’ve all came here, I don’t know what’s gonna happen in there. I don’t know what kind of things I’m gonna say!
M: I want to send you a picture in minecraft
C: No I don’t want to see your minecraft dick right now! Put that thing away! I don’t want a minecraft dick pic in front of security!
C: Fit, he’s sending me a dick pic on the court date dude! Said he had something to send me.
M: Remember, remember this fucking day.
C: I hope you know whatever you’re fucking sending me is gonna be fucking evidence dude. It’s gonna be evidencia.
M: No, look, look, look!
C: Where’s your fucking twitter?
Fit: I mean, Slime, have you seen pictures of Mariana?
M: Your DMs!
Fit: He sent me some shirtless pics the other day, he’s uh, you’re missing out Slime.
Charlie sees the picture and they make crying noises together, Philza laughs at them
The picture
C: I’m not crying dude it’s just a sad pic! It’s just a sad fucking cock man!
Philza: Oh my god.
They continue crying.
C: You don’t get to send me pictures of her dude! Everyone stop looking he just sent his dick! He’s just being weird!
He leaves to cry.
Foolish approaches about having been asked to be Charlie’s lawyer, Foolish tells him to control his emotions
Charlie pulled Philza aside to ask about being his lawyer, Philza said no on the grounds of him trying to kill Chayanne. Multiple times.
Philza informed him of his security cameras at his house recording the attempted murders
He agreed he would testify and Charlie tried to get him to not bring up the murder for the good of Flippa.
Phil said he would deliberately throw the case, and left him with a final fuck you
Charlie pulled aside Fit, Philza laughed knowing why. Fit had him do a line of redstone with a telescope. Charlie asked if he would be his lawyer because mafia had to stick together. He agreed.
Charlie interrupted Foolish and Philza talking, for the good of the case
Philza ran off saying “oh my fucking god, oh my god” upon hearing Foolish mention he was Charlie’s lawyer
Mariana smoked outside
Charlie pulled aside Quackity to discuss the case, he asked Charlie about his evidence.
He asked Charlie about money, Charlie panicked and handed him three tomato seeds, Quackity stared at him until he handed over his entire backpack of things
Q: What do you need from this case?
C: I need Flippa back man. Front and center. And if that goes well, divorce would be great too. I was thinking that maybe we can try and, you know if a soul’s required, maybe sacrifice my wife to bring back Flippa, but ideally we just get her back-
Q: YOU WANT TO SACRIFICE YOUR WIFE!?
C: Shush! We just need Flippa back, that’s what’s most important.
C: Oh shit! Hang on, there’s a flower in that bag, can I have? Flippa gave me that, it’s like a sentimental-
Q: Just take the whole thing. Take the whole damn thing.
Quackity wandered off to look through things
Charlie walked up to Foolish, Philza, and Fit. He told both Fit and Foolish they would do a good job, Foolish was confused but brushed it off, Fit went with it
Charlie approached Roier who was talking to Mariana. Roier told him no and that he was representing Mariana, Charlie tried to guilt him and lie about Mariana actually having everyone. Roier told him again that the person he was representing would lose, Charlie told him to be his anti lawyer. Roier didn’t agree to anything
Charlie called Tilín to the side, Philza spied from a distance.
They ignored Mariana calling for them
Tilín said her dad was a lawyer and she was an egg, Charlie told her she could do it and they would bring Flippa back together.
He ran back to the group to find Quackity and Foolish talking to Jaiden, laughing and asking if she would be Charlie’s lawyer. Charlie very frantically asked her aside.
He insisted they couldn’t talk about the case before it started, Quackity chased after them, he believed that Charlie had two lawyers Jaiden and himself.
Jaiden confirmed and Charlie was entirely unspecific about details. Quackity had caught on, he shouted “How many fucking lawyers-” as Charlie ran off.
Charlie asked Bad aside, Philza and Foolish laughed
He continued running around to each lawyer, Mariana ran after him and finally got to talk to him.
Mariana: This isn’t about us, it’s together to recover JuanaFlippa.
Charlie: That’s right, it’s about JuanaFlippa, mostly.
M: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET LIKE FIFTY LAWYERS AGAINST ME!?
C: What, what! Mariana if you’re gonna make claims like that you need to be ready to legally back them up!
M: So we are together on this Mamawebo?
C: Yeah, yeah, of- listen! Listen, we probably shouldn’t talk about this stuff out here, we shouldn’t mix up the personal st- emotions are high right now! Okay man? I don’t even know if I can trust you after what you did!
M: What! Man, we need to stick together! Remember the picture, remember the fucking picture!
C: I’ve got the picture up right now man! I haven’t stopped looking at the fucking picture it’s a beautiful picture!
M: Okay! So why we need to fight!
Charlie starts crying.
C: Cause- Cause- Cause- You fucking- You fucking killed her man! You fucking killed her and then you logged out dude and you didn’t even tell me! You didn’t even tell me- And you didn’t even tell her a bedtime story.
Mariana tries to comfort him.
Jaiden approaches.
J: What’s going on? Are you guys allowed to be talking before the trial?
C: I don’t know! Jaiden help! Help.
J: What’s going on?
M: Gimme a hug man.
The sound of a gavel could be heard from the court room.
J: It sounds like we’re being called.
Everyone went into the court room
Sr Juez was the judge
All present eggs, (Tilín , Chayanne, Bobby, Trump, and Dapper), were jury members
Jaiden and Quackity sat at the prosecuters area with Charlie in between
Charlie went to get Bad, Foolish and Tilín who were outside
Quackity asked he tell the judge who his lawyers were, he refused
Jaiden and Quackity tried to coordinate opening statements.
Charlie asked the room if his lawyer had their opening statement prepared. Foolish responded first, Bad realized he was not the only one.
Sr Juez silenced them all and began his speech
Dear ladies and gentlemen present. Today we are meeting in this room to carry out a fundamental process in our society. The fair and equitable trial. Before we begin, let me remind you of the importance of what we are about to undertake. In this House of Justice. We have been given the task of seeking the truth.
Justice.
Today, we are dealing with a case that you have submitted to our judicial system. For the purpose of examining evidence and determining whether a crime has been committed. Very good.
The judge asked for the plaintiff’s lawyer to come out.
Roier came to the stand to represent Mariana.
He did not know what was going on
The Judge called Charlie’s lawyer up.
Charlie: May my lawyer please proceed to the stand?
Quackity, BadBoyHalo, Foolish, Fit, and Jaiden went to the stand. Sparking confusion and Quackity’s loud questions.
C: Your honor! If you may direct your attention, you may notice that I have individually asked just about everyone on the server to represent me in court. And I believe that everyone’s willingness should more than prove the strength of my case here!
C: Alright, I trust you my lawyers, go ahead, you got this. I believe in each and every one of you the same amount.
Charlie went back to his seat.
Quackity began by presenting the case in Spanish. With three main points
1. The forgiveness of JuanaFlippa’s death
2. The full custody of JuanaFlippa
3. The sacrifice of ElMariana’s soul to Satan
Jaiden spoke next
Your Honor.
Members of the Jury.
My name is Jaiden and I will be representing the prosecution of ElBackflipo today. This case isn’t just about winning custody. It isn’t about divorce or even the life of a child. This is about justice. Justice that was taken away from an innocent egg. JuanaFlippa. ElBackflipo’s child was born into a broken home, but that doesn’t mean she’s any less deserving of life. We’re here today, standing before you, your honor, to right the wrong that happened to a defenseless egg that simply wanted love.
My client ElBackflipo was a good parent. He cared and provided for JuanaFlippa, was always there for her, and at the end of the day, showed up. All things that the defendant did not do, he knows the family wasn’t in the best of situations but he still did everything in his power to JuanaFlippa what he could.
In this case, we will be revealing how the defendant, Mariana, was not present as a parent, not a good partner, was a bad influence on JuanaFlippa, consistently showed zero care for anything he was subjecting to her, and now is the ultimate cause of her untimely death.
The facts in this case are straightforward and we are able to supply evidence and witnesses to stand to prove this point.
I believe the defendant in a rage of not being able to escape ElBackflipo’s custody papers, plotted to gain just enough of ElBackflipo’s trust to be left alone with JuanFlippa where he could then take her life.
All ElBackflipo wanted was to give JuanaFlippa the best childhood he could. He wants to right the wrong that was made at the hands of Mariana.
For all of those reasons and after you have heard all the seen evidence at the end of this trial we ask you to return a verdict in favor of ElBackflipo, that you find the defendant guilty of murder, and to have his soul sacrificed in return for the resurrection of JuanaFlippa.
Thank you.
Roier came back up for his counter statement.
I am ElMariana’s lawyer, a last-minute lawyer. By the way, I’m not a real lawyer.
The point here is I can tell by
In good faith that Mariana is a great person and would never harm his daughter JuanaFlippa, would never be a bad father. As you say, - would never hit his daughter. In fact it was a total mistake, and we don’t blame anyone here. We blame the server, the server.
He had spoken to quickly for the translator and had to repeat his speech.
I can tell that they are very good people and we don’t want to blame any member of the island. In fact, we seek to blame the server. Because what Mariana has done, it was part of a server error.
He’s not a bad father, in fact he’s a very good father, and there is quite a bit of evidence of that.
Thank you so much.
All of Charlie’s lawyers held him back
The Judge spoke again.
Silence, silence.
I have the evidence on my desk.
I’ve seen all the documents and we’re looking for the truth.
Still, I don’t understand. How can you hit a child unintentionally?
Roier stepped up to explain
Mariana hit JuanaFlippa unintentionally. This is due to something called a misclick, it was nothing more and nothing less than a simple mistake. Because Mariana would be unable to hurt a simple fly.
Charlie shouted that marrying Mariana was a misclick and his lawyers held him back again.
Judge: Mr Roier, it doesn’t put your client in a very good position the fact that he hit her that night with a glitch of the finger.
Roier: No, no, no. I just said he didn’t hit her. He didn’t hit her, it was a mistake of the finger. From the server because a bed would break with just one blow when the real bed you have to take several blows.
The judge asked if there were any questions for Mariana.
Charlie handed Jaiden the photo of Mariana cheating and told her to ask about it, the other lawyers looked and Foolish was hesitant about it.
Charlie announced he knew about the cheating, to Foolish’s panic.
Jaiden asked what Foolish’s relation to Mariana was, Foolish answered “Ex-boyfriend”, with nothing being between them after the adoption of the eggs.
The timestamp of the picture was after the adoption
Roier came forward with evidence against one of Charlie’s lawyers, they put up a photo of Tilín next to a sign “Roier my dad abandoned me again”. Jaiden objected on basis of relevance.
Roier brought forward a bed, asking them to break it to show the speed at which a normal bed breaks
The judge said it was likely that Mariana broke the bed, as it was poorly made, and that hurt Flippa.
A video was placed of the moment of Flippa’s death, Mariana argued it was not the face of a killer
Bad pointed out that they were neglecting the fact that as eggs the children were especially fragile.
Roier reminded the judge that as dragon eggs the eggs aren’t extremely fragile and have survived much more than what killed Flippa.
The judge played an audio file of Mariana talking to Flippa, Quackity translated it as him asking Flippa to begin eating dirt as he would be gone and it would build her defenses up.
Roier said as a Mexican comedian, it was a joke
Objection, your honor. Going to get milk for a month is a bad bit.
A recess was had for deliberation.
Foolish was fired after comments against Charlie
Foolish pulled out a dancing cockroach
The eggs ran around playing until the end of the recess
The security guard put up a video
Their gonna play sad TikTok edits, oh my god.
They played a video of good moments between Flippa and Mariana backed by “Take Me Back to the Night We Met”, Charlie was won over by it being cute
Next was put up the picture Mariana had sent earlier.
People submitted their video evidence to be played
Another photo of Mariana and Foolish was placed
The judge admitted it was only there to be funny
They played a longer video of Flippa’s last night, showing Mariana breaking a sign and putting down a sign calling Charlie a bad parent
They watched the entire video with no breaks, including Mariana’s entire bathroom break, with Flippa placing down her bed. Foolish made petty comments the entire time. They commentated on Mariana’s length of bathroom break.
Philza’s video of Charlie killing Chayanne for the devil, Charlie went forward detailing the story
The video of Charlie’s unsuccessful attempt on Chayanne’s egg was played
Fit approached the judge with a bribe of four netherite ingots
The judge reached his verdict, ignoring the bribe
Judge: Alright I have a verdict about JuanaFlippo
Roier: Flippa!
J: He will come back to life with one heart. And as for Mariana and Slimecicle, they will spend ten minutes in the federal prison of the QSMP.
They celebrated, and were asked to follow security to jail
They walked into a random empty building where the security guard placed a cage trap, Charlie, not knowing what it was, stood on it and was caught.
Mariana was caged two blocks away, people threw tomatoes
Mariana began playing his harmonica while Charlie played his kazoo
Tilín asked if they could open couples therapy, she was ignored
Everyone was led away to go see JuanaFlippa’s resurrection.
Dapper took a picture of the two in their cages
Foolish was caged for yelling insults at them and was promptly mocked by the crowd
Everyone left to watching
Mariana yelled for privacy to get the security out so he could start his escape
Charlie: Mariana, I have to tell you something, I’m really happy our daughters back.
Mariana: No you’re not
C: And I’m really happy. I’m really happy I didn’t have to detonate the bombs I planted under the floorboards.
M: We are gonna get out of here.
C: Okay, glad you moved past that pretty quick.
Mariana broke through the floor of the cage, into the hollow area underneath the building. He broke through the floor of Charlie’s cage and placed a boat for him to escape through
The Security Guard came back in and started shooting
They sprinted for the way out, Charlie got shot on the way, he shouted to not be left behind.
Roier got him up
Charlie bickered with his lawyers
The resurrection began
The judge insisted they all repeat “Sapo Peta I love your trumpet” Quackity refused
Charlie did it
JuanaFlippa appeared.
Her first words after returning were
“Los quiero a todos Gracias por todo” I love you all Thank you for all
Charlie told her he hoped she had backflipped into Heaven
Charlie thanked everyone again
They did a family backflip, happy to be together again
Mariana suggested they have sex again. Charlie said he wouldn’t plant a camera this time.
Bad wandered over to the court house together where he showed everyone who wandered over the tnt, he heard a re-trial was possible and insisted it didn’t matter
Jaiden ran after him hitting him, Bad and Jaiden beat him to death
Mariana and Charlie went to put Flippa to bed
Flippa asked for more protection in her house
The house was still bombed out, but her room was okay, so they put her to bed
They got a bunch of new turtles again for her, repeatedly “killing” it
They kissed, Charlie said Mariana tasted like Foolish
Flippa did flips and they cheered her on
Charlie: Hey, Mariana, I think that sad TikTok made me have feelings for you again.
Mariana: I know.
C: It was a really good edit, my one romantic weakness is TikTok edits.
Flippa went to bed and her parents took their hands off their mouses to get down the ladder
Charlie handed him a picture of the resurrection he had been handed
Mariana mistakenly handed him the Foolish cheating picture, Charlie got mad and insisted he sleep in the crater
M: We can do it juntos, together, we are familia.
C: Alright, you can put your minecraft bed next to mine I guess man
Mariana begins to play Clocks by Coldplay. Charlie laughs.
M: Let’s, let’s have sex.
M: Fuck me. Harder. Like doggy style
Charlie lays down
C: This is the most beautiful moment of my life. TikTok, edit this! Edit us fucking! Yes, yes.
M: I love you Slime, I love you
C: Full backflipo penetration. I love you too, Mariana. Gracias! Gracias para todos!
M: See you, see you tomorrow
C: Yay! A happy ending, see you tomorrow, mi amor
A loud thunking sound hit the deck. JuanaFlippa’s pet turtle fell off of Jaiden’s balcony and onto theirs.
They each took a piece of turtle meat and ate it. They went back to minecraft sex before logging off for the night, the last thing he heard was “Where’s JuanaFlippa-” before he logged off, this made him panic and log back in.
He went upstairs to check on her, found her okay and went back downstairs to log out.
Charlie began the stream by attempting to climb the structural pole in the middle of his basement while a dummy of some kind watched from the far wall
He logged in next to the ladder up to Flippa’s room, he began playing the random mouth noises he had been making while waiting for the mods to download
He changed out of his suit, playing more of his recorded noises
He went upstairs to find Flippa’s bed missing.
His first thought was panic, thinking she was dead again, he checked around the house, only to find her in her room
She messed with him by appearing and disappearing
She placed a sign informing him she could not hear him. He fixed it and told her that her yolk-y musk was really stinky and that she needed a bath
He grabbed a bomb and threw it into the bath, blowing himself up with the “bath bomb”
Charlie accidentally sucked up all of the bath water
The next task was to feed her her favorite food
She declared her favorite food was avocado toast
He told her he was proud for coming back from Hell
The next task was to spend time with a friend, they went to see Foolish as he was the only one online.
He took her back upstairs to wear her armor
Charlie threw bombs at cows and asked his daughter to defend him from the spiders and other mobs
They ran into Roier and Bobby
Roier reminded Charlie about being circumcision buddies
Roier told him about his psychology center he would be opening and mentioned the free food
He mentioned that he would eat a lot of food when he was sad
Roier shot him with a potato gun as part of therapy
A raid group wandered past and Charlie made a big deal out of how they had a problem with Roier, Bobby shot them down with his gun
Roier mentioned that he was headed to Vegetta’s house with a cake, but would need to make a new one as he had shot the first one at Charlie
They backflipped goodbye, Flippa asked about Tilín
Roier joked Tilín was dead, Charlie had a minor heart attack
Bobby was a bit jealous of Roier taking care of Tilín
Charlie asked if he could help, but was denied
Roier said they were going to a dungeon, Charlie attempted to invite himself but was denied
They both realized that they had no more waypoints because of the mod update
Charlie asked where Flippa’s favorite place to go was, she said Tilín .
They went to go see Tilín
He mentioned that since coming back she would stare into space a lot with nothing but fire in her eyes
She gave him the coordinates to Quackity’s house
They passed by the water wheel from Day 1, and he told her about it (3043, 2000)
Once they got to Quackity’s house they ran into Roier and Bobby again
He found a big cat in a room of Quackity’s house
Roier asked why they were over there and Charlie explained with Tilín was Flippa’s favorite place
Tilín gave Charlie a poppy
Charlie gave Tilín two bombs, Tilín scared the adults with an egg bomb
When Roier freaked out Charlie insisted he was the quirky uncle and could give his nephews bombs
A few went off and Roier insisted he fix the patches.
Charlie yelled he wasn’t going back to jail, gliding off only to spot Bobby surrounded by iron golems, he rushed over finding them attached to leads.
Bobby walked off as Roier and Charlie questioned him, golems following behind
Charlie: I know what these are Roier
Roier: A golem?
C: No, not a golem. You know what they are?
R: What?
C: Bobby Guards.
Bobby was gifted a bomb by Charlie and began to walk off after throwing it
Charlie and Flippa were about to head off when Roier asked if he would be alright to take Tilín , he agreed
They asked Tilín who she wanted to go with, she said Roier.
Charlie acted petty saying he was still the favorite uncle between the two
Bobby threatened Charlie with his golems
Tilín was sad about her dad not being around but Charlie and Roier said that having her funny uncles around was better
Bobby threatened Charlie with his golems so he wouldn’t take Tilín with him
Tilín was hesitant to choose, Bobby told him to decide
like my dad said to me decide between wilbur and luzu
Tilín chose to go with Charlie
They parted ways with Roier, Bobby, and his four Bobby guards
Charlie asked about their favorite activities for the next task
Tilín answered “bombs”, Flippa answered “guns”
Charlie insisted Tilín share her gun with Flippa
They went do their activities, Tilín shot a rabbit
Flippa placed two signs
I am Changing and I trying to respect the animal life
The hell was Horrible
Charlie tried to think of something she could shoot at, he chose himself.
He mentioned he was banned from firearms in every state due to various crimes
He was extremely insistent that she shoot him, she pulled her taser out of her bag to shock him a few times instead
He asked why she wouldn’t shoot him if shooting was he favorite thing
I am feeling bad cause I love u
Charlie apologized and brainstormed something else to shoot, a monster.
Tilín placed a sign
Tilín : I wish had a dad like u
Charlie: Tilín , your dad’s a really great guy. He’s just really really busy. Tilín I saw a very funny tweet today of comparing you- of saying you look like a drawstring garbage bag, I don’t know if I should say that outloud but it was really funny, and I just want to say that you’re awesome.
Tilín : my dragon mom fly away and my human dad
Charlie: No- Oh it’s okay Tilín ! Listen, it’s- you’re special because you don’t just have one dad, you have so many dads! Everyone wants to take care of you cause you’re such a good kid. You’re such a good kid, and maybe we’re not your real dads but, none of us are really your real dad anyway
Flippa: Tilín don’t worry u are special for us
Charlie: That’s right, Tilín , you’re one of the most eggs I’ve ever met, and you’ve got a sick ass bow
Tilín does a backflip.
Charlie: and you can HIT THAT FLIP LIKE NOTHING I’VE EVER SEEN, god damn!
They went back to monster hunting for Flippa, she tazed a rabbit on the way, having decided that killing animals was wrong but tazing them was okay
They found a creeper, together they killed it, he eggs tazing and Charlie using his sword
While killing a second creeper Charlie caught Tilín in his sweeping edge, he joked he “[had] a mean backswing!”
He asked Tilín if she would want to have another sleepover at their place, she agreed
He marked home on his map and they began to walk
They ran into two creepers and a skeleton with strong armor, which charge the group. Charlie insisted the eggs get behind him while he attacked the monsters, Flippa rushed in front to shoot at them with her gun
He killed the mobs and breathed a sign of relief
He put his armor back on, and they continued walking
Charlie: Tilín ! Have you had your favorite food today?
Tilín : no dad only gives me supermarket beef
Charlie: Does he, does he cook it?
Tilín crouches.
C: No? He just gives you mass amounts of-? Listen, Tilín ! I know you’re a dragon but- Actually that might be completely healthy for a dragon.
C: It still feels wrong. It still feels wrong. Have you ever had anything besides supermarket beef? Like supermarket chicken or supermarket turkey?
C: Flippa’s a vegan so she can’t do any supermarkago beef
T: i don’t know other meals
C: Oh my god. Alright. Well why don’t we start with some more meat?
He hands her rotten flesh.
C: That’s sort of like what you’ve been having right? That’s supermarket beef right there. That’s some Costco Big Deal Massive Mega Deal Monday Ultra Expired uh Sunday deals. But we’re not giving you those. You get to have these cooked porkchops, those are delicious, those are seasoned, I used my special salt, I used my Slimecicle salt on those. I used my Flippa pepper.
T: thank you uncle slime
C: Of course Tilín ! And hey, while I’m at it, uh okay actually the only thing I have is raw beef and I feel like there’s some trauma attached to that. Uh here! Have uh, some avocado toast! And in case you’ve got any dog genes, in case you got that dog in you, which I know you do Tilín . I know you got that dog in you, I know you got that perro in you, here’s a bone as well. If you ever want to play with that. I don’t really understand kids very well.
C: Let’s go home.
T: if juana is vegan i respect that
C: You’re a good kid Tilín , you’re a good good kid. Yeah, Flippa’s got a lot of uh, she’s got like a lot of allergies, um sort of like detergents, grass, trees, you can see she’s got a bit of a rash going.
They run into more skeletons with melee weapons
C: Bones as wel-
He swings at the skeleton in front of him, once, twice, he didn’t even notice he had hit Tilín until she was already laying on the grass dead
C: OH FUCK! OH SHIT! Tilín ! Tilín , Tilín !
He goes to help her up, but instead gets a look at her inventory.
C: Wha-! Wait. Wait! Tilín ! Tilín !
Flippa walks over.
C: Why can’t I- Why can’t I res? Why can’t I res! Flippa what happened!?
F: YOU KILL MY BEST FRIENDS
Tilín ’s body
C: No Flippa! I don’t- I was fighting a monster and she ran in front of it! Flippa-!
Roier begins typing in chat
iRoier: SLIME?
iRoier: WTF
Slimecicle: DUDE
Slimecicle: HELP
iRoier: WHERE ARE U?
F: i cant believe it
Charlie reads Flippa’s sign and takes Tilín ’s taser off of her body.
C: We’ve got to fucking resuscitate her! We’ve got to resuscitate her! Flippa! Flippa! We gotta jumpstart it! We’ve got to jumpstart the heart! We’ve got to jumpstart the heart! Get your taser out!
C: Three. Two. One. Clear! CLEAR!
He tries to tase her but opens her inventory instead, Flippa runs off leaving a sign behind
F: I HATE U
C: No Flippa! Flippa I’m sorry! Flippa I’m sorry!
He hovers over Tilín ’s body, he sounds choked up
C: Cl-e-ear! Why won’t it fucking work? Oh Tilín ! Oh my god.
C: No! No! No! It’s okay Flippa! Tilín ’s just taking a nap! Tilín ’s only been eating that supermarket beef for a long time so Tilín had to take a really big nap.
Flippa goes to stand in front of Tilín .
Roier runs in yelling.
Roier: SLIME! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
C: Flippa, earmuffs on! Earmuffs on! DUDE FUCK! I WAS- WE WERE FIGHTING SKELETONS AND WE WERE LIKE BONDING A SHIT TON and then, I was fighting off the skeletons from them and Tilín just ran in front of my sword and there was no fucking res of anything she just fucking DIED!
R: Slime, WHAT THE FUCK.
C: I don’t fucking know man, I don’t fucking know!
R: Man! Ah! But is JuanaFlippa [unintelligible] but is not you’re son? Did you kill-
C: I’M TRYING I’M TRYING TO FUCKING- I TRIED TO TAZE HER BACK TO LIFE BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?
R: THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
C: HOW DOES IT FUCKING WORK THEN ROIER!? HOW DO WE GET HER BACK!?
R: [something] Tilín ! [Spanish swearing]
C: WHAT DO WE DO?
R: Quackity’s going to kill you man! [continues in Spanish saying Charlie is going to jail]
C: I don’t care, bro! I don’t care, bro! How the fuck do we get her back? How do we get Tilín back?
R: Okay Slime-
C: I don’t want- I can’t go back to jail dude!
An explosion is heard nearby, Roier runs off as it was caused by Bobby
Charlie reads a sign placed for Roier
F: es un asesino tio, help me
Not understanding, Charlie goes back to Tilín ’s body.
C: Fuck!
R: Okay, Slime.
Charlie sounds dazed.
C: Si?
R [translated]: I’m going to say one thing. You’re going to be brought to trial. You’re going to lose. And you’re going to rot in jail.
C: I feel like I already did this arc Roier.
R: Oh yes?
C: I did this arc.
R: Oh yes, but again!
C: No, I’m a good parent, I’m a good parent now!
R: I think the news is going to be everywhere on Twitter and Instagram!
C: No! No! No! Not the social medias!
R: That the Slime Cicle killed Tilín !
C: No! No! I’m sorry Tilín I don’t know what happened! I don’t even understand!
R: Pasar a la camara Bobby, pasar a la camara!
C: You’re nephew just died and all you can think of is taking a fucking selfie in front of his body!?
R: No it’s not a selfie, it’s a proof! Because you killed my fucking Tilín ! It was my Tilín !
C: I don’t know what happened man, I don’t know what fucking happened!
R: It was my Tilín too man!
Bobby: TIME TO SLEEP SLIME…
R: Pasar a la camara!
C: Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, it’s not what it looks like! Give me the camera!
They argue over the camera
C: Bobby. Please. I- We just need him back, we just need Tilín back.
R: Bobby, pasar me la camara
C: Don’t pass him the camera Bobby, don’t pass him the camera.
Bobby joins Flippa next to Tilín ’s body.
C: Hey Roier?
R: What man?
C: Hey Roier, You’re familiar with misclicks, right?
R: No, no, no man. You’re fault!
C: How is this different? HOW IS THIS FUCKING DIFFERENT BRO? THIS IS A MISCLICK IT WAS A MISCLICK!
R: You’re very very fucked.
C: It was the same thing! It was the same thing! It runs in the family! It runs in the family!
R: JuanaFlippa, lo siento muchino. Tu papa no va a estar presente durante mecho tengo. [JuanaFlippa, I’m really sorry. You’re dad won’t be around for long.]
C: Oh my god, oh my fucking god dude.
R: Slime. Te das cuanta como la vida se va en un cerrar de ojos. [You realize how life is gone in the blink of an eye.]
C: Yeah, it’s crazy, it’s so crazy how you were willing to represent Mariana up there and now all of a sudden you’re talking about how you need the camer- You’re saying “pass the camera”
R: I’m gonna tell you something man.
C: What?
R: You’re best lawyer, Jaiden, is out of the town, so-
C: No. No, no! Where is she?
R: Uh, it’s a vacation man so I think you are fucked!
C: Oh fuck!
R: You are very very fucked.
Bobby pulled out the camera.
C: NO NO BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY!
They both tried to make themselves look like they were helping Tilín in the photo
Roier took a screenshot of the chat death messages
Charlie took Tilín ’s gun and her backpack off of her, along with avocado toast. He then realized he couldn’t put the backpack back.
Charlie kept asking how to bring Tilín back and Roier insisted that she was just dead now. Charlie insisted he be his lawyer or label him complicit. Roier pretended to not know English.
Flippa demanded justice for Tilín
Charlie tried the resurrection song from Flippa’s resurrection, but it was unsuccessful
Bobby shoved everyone away from the body, so he could take his evidence photos
Roier told him to accept it, Charlie asked about the whereabouts of Lil Jesus.
Bobby was hungry but was denied
Roier started pulling up a song to mourn Tilín
Roier warned him the song was copyrighted, so Charlie played the same mouth noises as the beginning of the stream
Roier joined in
They began crying
C: Roier?
R: Tell me.
C: I need you to take care of Flippa. I’m not fit to be a dad.
R: Are you sure man?
C: Just, I.
R: Well, I think I can because there’s no Tilín to take care of anymore
F: Aqui murio un inocente
C: Yeah, thanks for reminding me man. Flippa. Flippa, you’re gonna be staying with your Uncle Roier for a little bit, okay? I- I gotta go. I gotta go Flippa. I’m sorry that- I’m sorry that this is how it happened, I’m sorry things went this way.
Roier told him he could wait until tomorrow to say goodbye because then he would be going to jail
Charlie apologized to Flippa for everything, for “coming into a family of misclickers and murderers”
He gave her Tilín ’s gun
Bobby hit him until he read his sign, which insisted he finish the missions. Charlie sarcastically told the egg that he would sing Flippa a lullaby after killing her best friend “in cold blood on accident” he went on to say that if he put Bobby in water he would float to the top, implying he was a rotten egg
Flippa: I hate u now but i love u too dad
Charlie: Flippa I want you to know that I have only, only love in my heart for you, and I hope that you don’t grow up to be anything, anything like me. And um, here Flippa. Here.
He gave her all of his things, except for the Kovan flower she had given to him.
Bobby and Roier buried Tilín ’s body.
Charlie told Flippa to take care of herself and swore that he would not backflip until he made things right. He swore he would take only her flower and he would find Little J to make things right
Flippa wrote that she was crying
Charlie sung Flippa’s lullaby to Roier so he would know it to sing to her, Roier sing along, they cried as they sung. When they reached the “Da ba dees” he left, having Flippa look at Roier so she wouldn’t see him leave her.
He ran, crying and yelling at himself
God dammit, god dammit. I had one fucking chance with that kid, one fucking chance.
My god, my fuckin- I’m the Bitch Wife.
I’m the bitch wife!
He ran from mobs, crying and promising he would fix things to Flippa, who was long gone.
He ran through the desert as the sun rose for the second time since Tilín ’s death
Mariana joined the game
Charlie couldn’t look him in the eye so relied on Flippa to tell him what had happened
Charlie logged in on an island surrounded by pillars of rocks in the ocean, Eggxile
He explained he had spent the last few days wandering until he found somewhere that felt right to settle, constructing a dirt house
He made sure to not show his map or coordinates
He explained that during his journey he had been kidnapped by pirates, mauled by a lion, raised by the lion as a cub, escaped, ran into another ocean and had a repeat of the pirate situation before finally arriving at his current location
He had worked on gathering some things, having gotten to stone tools. He still had the Kovan flower.
He looked at the egg tasks to see what they would be doing without him. He made comments about Flippa and Mariana in relation to them
He felt guilt over Tilín
He hoped that away from the chaos he could make contact with someone to help even if it was via another courtcase and he “[had] to go to jail for a few years”
He asked a wandering cow if it would do tasks with him, he tried building a sand castle but was scared off by a nearby growl
He noticed Wilbur Soot in chat and turned chat off completely, not wanting to talk to anyone until Tilín was back and he could return to Flippa
He went around gathering materials and frequently bringing up his daughter
I know adults are just grown up kids, but I wish I had more time to figure it out before becoming a father.
He attempted to go to sleep, but no one else would so he continued constructing his base which would double as a church to Lil J
He muttered self deprecating comments to himself while talking to the wildlife
Charlie said he had learned how to land crits with his sword, he vowed to get good enough he would never hurt Flippa
He renounced the name El Backflipo as he no longer would flip
He noticed he had set up next to a village and was unhappy about it
He wandered about, appreciating the wildlife
Someone suggested he take photos for Flippa and he agreed it would be a good idea
Charlie mentioned that Lil J probably wasn’t actually related to Jesus
He finished constructing his house to protect himself from mobs, he was unhappy it turned out better than the family’s home, he said he would make Flippa a mansion when he returned
Charlie began making a mine entrance while talking to the local donkey
He did a very prolonged bit about how he was cooking while building the decorative entrance
Wilbur raided him, Charlie continued his cooking bit
He gave a recap of events to new viewers, apologizing once again to Flippa for killing her best friend
The mine entrance was finished, he was given 0 Michelin stars and got grumpy about it
He was chased down by a group of Barakoas screaming at him
He ran back to the mine to get iron for the camera
Under his mine was a large underwater cave, he changed directions
he was scared out of his mine by a skelewag, then chased by the crowd of Barakoas, someone in chat told him to put on their mask and it briefly worked. A skelewag appeared on land and chased him down into his house, he went back to mining running past the mine skelewag
He grabbed some crimsite to use as a block in case the Angel wouldn’t arrive to summon “the other guy”
Mining
He spotted a half submerged lush cave and started eating the moss particles
Charlie: Buenos Dias… How did you find me? No one’s-
Cucurucho: Classified. Classified.
Charlie: Can anyone else find me?
Cucurucho: Maybe.
Ch: No, that’s not good, that’s not good. I’m supposed to be out here making things right.
Cu: What are you doing?
Ch: I’m trying to get the stuff I need to get, I don’t know, Lil J’s attention, and angel’s attention and try and bring back Tilín .
Cu: Why? Why?
Ch: Cause I messed up. I messed up.
Cu: Maybe.
Ch: There’s no maybe about it, I did. I did and-
Cu: Yes.
Ch: Um, yeah. And I took JuanaFlippa’s best friend, you know. And she hates me now, so I gotta make this right.
Cucurucho threw him a book.
“WHAT HAPPENED WITH MARIANA?”
Ch: I don’t know, I guess I haven’t seen Mariana since the trial right? Is he okay? Did something happen?
Cu: Maybe. I don’t know.
Ch: Well if something happened, you should tell me. Is Mariana okay?
Cu: No.
Ch: Mariana’s no okay?
Cu: I don’t know.
Ch: You don’t know? Well then why are you here?
Cu: Classified.
Ch: I, can you help?
Cucurucho continues building a flat area
Cu: I don’t know.
Ch: Can you help with what happened to Tilín , it wasn’t, it was an accident.
Ch: Are you like, a bee thing? Why are you turning the walls into honey? What even are you?
Cu: Classified.
Ch: Okay, some kind of bear-snowman-bee thing its- Listen, if-
Cu: I’m part of the QSMP Census Bureau.
Ch: Okay. I know, I know, but I meant like biologically- Listen if there’s nothing you can do to help with Tilín , then you might as well not be here, you’re wasting your time. I’ve basically just been saying minecraft for the last fourty-five minutes anyway so you’re not missing much.
Cucurucho threw him a book.
“HOW’S YOUR CHILD?”
Ch: JuanaFlippa? She’s- I hope she’s doing better I-
Cu: Yes.
Ch: I left her with Roier, she is!? She’s doing better? Is she okay without me?
Cu: I don’t know.
Ch: Okay, I don’t believe that. You know a lot of stuff but I, I left JuanaFlippa to try and make things right I just I- I was a really bad parent and I’m trying to make things right. And then I’ll come back. And then I’ll be there for her the right way.
Ch: I’m gonna eat, ten of these glowberries real fast, not cause I’m sad, I’m just hungry. But they don’t brighten my day like she does, you know.
Ch: So um, is there anything I can? Oh, I got a book.
“WHAT IF SHE’S DEAD? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?”
Ch: What is that supposed to mean?
Cu: No sei. I don’t know.
Ch: You don’t know what that’s supposed to mean?
Cu: No.
Ch: Why the fuck are you here? Are you here to taunt me? Are you here to fuck with me?
Cu: Classified.
Ch: Well either you unclassify it and stop smathering your goo all over the walls,
Cucurucho fires a shot
Ch: I don’t feel fucking threatened by you.
Cu: Why?
Ch: Because I have lost everything before. And I don’t think you would do that. If it’s cl- You’re not here to kill me. But why the fuck are you asked about JuanaFlippa? If something happened, I need you to tell me.
Cucurucho threw him a book.
“FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF”
Ch: So something did happen.
Cu: I don’t know. Maybe. Maybe.
Ch: Yeah you do.
Charlie sighs.
Ch: Oh god.
Cucurucho places a large painting on the wall it had constructed. Looking back and forth at Charlie and bouncing.
Ch: Please don’t tell me shes gone again man.
Cu: I don’t know. Maybe.
Ch: Kay, then why are you putting a giant picture of a skull and telling me to figure out about JuanaFlippa. She cannot be dead. I’ve been gone for a couple days. We just got her back!
Cu: Yes.
Ch: No, you know what. You know what? I don’t know what sort of bullshit tricks you’re trying to pull, I don’t know what bullshit tricks you’re trying to pull.
Cucurucho puts down two chairs, decorating the space.
Ch: What is this, what are you setting up here?
Cucurucho threw a book.
“AN OFFICE”
Ch: For who? I don’t want to see anyone before I make it right.
Cu: Yes.
Ch: Tell me what this is, tell me what you’re doing. Tell me who you’re making this for.
The chairs face the wall, the painting removed.
Ch: Are you gonna bring someone else here?
Cu: No.
Ch: Oh. Okay. So do you need to talk about something? Are you okay? What is this all about?
Cu: Yes. Yes.
Ch: You need to talk about som-? What do you need to talk about? Cause clearly you do, clearly you’re looking for attention if you’re saying something happened.
Cucurusho threw him a book
“DO YOU LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER?”
Ch: With all my fucking heart man, I love JuanaFlippa with everything I’ve got, that’s why I fought for her in court, that’s why I’m doing all of this. It’s not for Tilín , as much as Tilín was great, it’s for Flippa.
Charlie reads a bubble above Cucurucho, from its language being set wrong.
Ch: “Jazz.” I guess parenting is like jazz, you make it up as you go but you’re trying to do something, you’re trying to make a piece…
Cucurucho threw a book
“THERE’S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO SEE”
Cucurucho sat down in one of the chairs, facing the wall.
The VOD video cuts to the clip with the sound of Cucurucho and Charlie overtop.
The clip is of JuanaFlippa’s death to sweeping edge by Mariana.
Ch: No, no… No no no no no no no no no no no. Is that fucking popcorn!?
Cucurucho had a bowl of popcorn.
Ch: What the fuck? You’re- You’re sick! You are sick! I don’t know what the fuck you are but you need to leave, cause I’m not buying this shit!
Cu: I hope you enjoy the island.
Ch: I hope you enjoy my fucking sword up your ass, come here come here come here
Cucurucho shot him down and handed him popcorn before reviving him.
Cucurucho ran off into the water of the cave.
Ch: I’m gonna kill that thing, I’m gonna kill that thing somehow, I do not know how I’m going to kill it. It’s fucking with me man! I don’t believe that shit! I do not believe that shit for one second, for one fucking second! Because that is how Tilín died, it is fucking with me! I don’t even think that thing was here.
He reasoned he was seeing things.
He insisted that Mariana would have come to find him if it was true
He complained about no one listening to him and leaving him alone to fix what happened to Tilín .
He muttered to himself, insisting she was okay and had people looking out for her.
This whole island, it’s all… It seems like some kind of sick experiment, and I think this is just them, this is just them trying to fuck with me.
Charlie insisted that there were fumes in the mines making him see things
He fought the urge to go check on her
Mining
He came up with reasons to not go up to the surface, insisting the fumes tasted good
He avoided being alone with his thoughts for as long as possible, staying in constant motion and commenting on things Flippa would do or like about the cave around him.
He started for the surface, finding his way out with minimal digging
Once he arrived home he dumped his things and smelted some clay to make a pot.
He made a small decorative table to place the pot on and put the Kovan flower inside.
He learned he could place glow berries and put them around the mine entrance
Charlie went to craft a camera, finding the recipe for one from the Modern Life mod and deciding to make it instead of the other available kind of camera.
He made a fire pit on the beach, around it he placed four chairs, two acacia chairs with backs for Charlie and Mariana, and two spruce stools for JuanaFlippa and Tilín .
He took a few photos of the fire pit
The next task was to build something to summon the Angel.
He made a backpack, putting the keybind as ‘B’ and getting rid of emotes from his keybinds entirely as he was no longer backflipping
Charlie went AFK in his bed for a bathroom break. Cucurucho appeared, walked into his house, noticed him asleep and walked back out.
Charlie saw chat upon coming back and walked outside, looking around and calling out before spotting Cucurucho standing on his roof, looking at him.
He approached but it moved around, hiding from him, he pillared to the roof but it disappeared.
This freaked him out but he moved on.
He decided building a shrine would be the best move to get good attention from the Angel.
While crafting something to appeal to “Jesus” the sound of a camera going off was heard. Charlie mistook it for his own camera. His inventory was open so it had to be an outside party.
He began planning construction on a shrine.
While gathering limestone Charlie inhaled more mine fumes, he proclaimed them “spectacular”
He started building the “Jesus-core” shrine.
He fought a zombie that placed tnt next to the shrine, this distressed him as he didn’t notice it caused no damage to the surrounding environment.
He bone-mealed the surrounding grass and a single poppy grew amongst the tall grass.
Those- That’s the flower that Tilín gave me man. Let’s keep it there. Let’s keep it there.
He struggled to make the roof shaped like a cross
He fiddled around for a while, putting a basin in the middle before attempting to summon the Angel
You whisper to elrubius: LIL J I BESEECH YOU
You whisper to elrubius: hear my prayers
elrubius whispers to you: yooo home, onw
You whisper to elrubius: yoooooooooo thats my j
Charlie hyped himself up, feeling nervous and nauseous.
He worried about Flippa and the possibility that Cucurucho was telling the truth.
The sky turned to day
I could barely even win in court with five lawyers, why do I think I can win this?
The Angel appeared
Lil J was happy at the build for him, he asked if Charlie had anything to do with his house on top of Foolish’s dragon being taken down, Charlie said he didn’t and suggested he curse Foolish to be bald at an early age.
Lil J agreed and disappeared for a second.
[-]FoolishG
Charlie: Woah! Oh God, he’s dead!
Charlie worried that he was in a “vengeful mood” and had to get on his good side.
When questioned by his chat he told them he didn’t have a speech prepared because he didn’t think he would get that far. He attempted to plan it in Spanish.
Lil J asked if the place could be his garden of thinking, and Charlie agreed he could come whenever he wanted
C: But Lil J, I built this to call you here because I have a really small- question pequeno, so small-
A: Pergunta pequena?
C: Pergunta pequena. Um, uh. Mi hija…
A: Tu hija?
C: Mi hija es um, uh, un poco- maybe, maybe muerte possibly?
A: Ah, Si si he visto a tu hija ahi arriba, asi. [Yes, yes, I’ve seen your daughter up there, like this.]
C: What do you mean si? Oh my god she’s fucking dead!?
A: Ah, a little bit, a little bit, poquito.
C: Oh god!
A: Slime, Slime, Slime! [It’s okay. And I seem to remember that I have to talk about it with my father. But I think I remember that it gave her a life that extra was to your daughter. Or not, don’t lie to me, eh?]
C: Yeah, that’s- no that’s why I called you here actually, we- I remember really long ago, you asked us to- me and Mariana, to build a farm for the person we hated most.
A: Exacto. Exacto. Pero la cosa es que no me decia usted nunca la la granja y os lo pedi y nunca me llegasteis. [Exactly. Exactly. But the thing is that you never told me about the farm and I asked you for it and you never got to me.
C: We actually built a big-
A: Yo si, yo estuve con Mariana. Y el me dijo, “Yo te lo enseno pendejo” y no me enseno nunca. [Yes, I was with Mariana. And he said to me, “I’ll show it to you, you idiot” and he never taught me.
C: Uh oh, that’s not very nice of him Little J, um, well, I keep it chill like that, dap me up real quick Lil J?
He does.
C: That was good, a holy dap, a divine dap. Yeah, we built the farm! We even built a little cross and said like “Shout out Lil J”
A: Ah, llevame a ella ya me ella y hablamos a partir de ahi. [Take me to her and her to me and we’ll talk from there.]
C: Okay, okay sounds good! Uh, I kind of like, exiled myself really far away, do you know how to get back fast?
A: Eh, si. Que quires? Donde el dragon de Foolish mas o menos? [What do you want? Where the Foolish dragon more or less?]
C: That’s perfecto!
The Angel teleports away
Charlie at first celebrated it possibly working before feeling conflicted as he was originally trying to save Tilín.
The Angel wanted proof of when the farm was built as he didn’t remember seeing it there previously, Charlie remembered he had proof, but had given the photo to Flippa.
The Angel once again told him he would speak to his father, but told Charlie that bringing people back from the dead wasn’t fun to talk to his dad about
If JuanaFlippa doesn’t want to come back, maybe see if Tilín does?
The Angel made him choose one.
He told him that if Flippa wanted to come back then she would be the choice.
C: Honestly dude if you gotta send me to Hell to bring them both back or anything like that if you gotta put me-
A: No no no
C: If you gotta put me through the trials, if I gotta fight a tiger, if I gotta go on an Odyssey, if I gotta fight a cyclops! I’ll do whatever it takes!
The Angel told him to slow down, that he would talk to his dad, and then he flew away
Charlie experienced the Dorime Glitch for the first time
He stared at the Heavens, singing along begging for Lil J and JuanaFlippa as the sky spun to day
I’ve lost her so many times, I don’t want to lose her again!
He claimed he was extremely Jesus core and this was his last resort
The Dorime loop ended and he begged one last time to the sky.
The sky spun a full loop, Charlie watched it.
JuanaFlippa. JuanaFlippa, Dad misses you so much, and I’m one hundred percent taking full fucking custody. But now I understand what it’s like to make a mistake so please, please come back.
Please JuanaFlippa, you…
Without you I’m nothing.
What good is flipping if it’s without you?
He was left in the farm they built on the first day, he had a crisis over the choice he had to make but told himself any parent would do the same.
He couldn’t bring himself to do anything more for the day.
He looked at the quests and decided to do one of them. Make something with five ingredients for the baby. He checked recipes, debating learning how to make tofu.
The Angel reappeared.
C: Hola Lil J, how’d it go with Big Dio?
A: Muy bien. Te voy a decir exactamente lo que mw ha dicho mi padre, vale? [Very good. I’m going to tell you exactly what my father told me, okay?]
C: Okay. Yeah, hit me with it.
A: Muy bien. May buenas noticias y malas noticias, vale? [Very good. There is good news and bad news, okay?]
C: Okay, what’s the bad news?
A: Vamos a empezar por las buenas. Empezamos por las malas. [Let’s start with the good stuff. We started the hard way.]
C: Okay?
A: [The bad thing is that he told me that above okay. He has to consult with the guild of other gods and that might take a couple days.]
C: Okay, that’s a lot, there’s other gods, that’s a lot to take in, okay, um. Okay, but he’s doing that. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
A: [The good news is that my father doesn’t usually take these cases to the rest of the gods. And it’s something he hasn’t done in thousands of years. And it’s the first time he’s going to do this in thousands of years.]
A: [No, it’s not for JuanaFlippa, it’s because of the deal we made, not JuanaFlippa.]
C: No, it’s for sure JuanaFlippa. JuanaFlippa is special, yeah it’s JuanaFlippa. Cause she’s-
A: No, no.
C: It’s her flips, yeah she’s flipping, divine flipos-
They very calmly argued over whether it was the divine deal that was made or JuanaFlippa just being that good at flipping that was causing her case to be brought to the council of gods.
Charlie asked if there was anything he could do for Lil J in the meantime.
Lil J asked that Charlie punish Foolish for him, without telling him it was him who sent him to.
Charlie agreed to “a little trolling”
Lil J agreed to keep the mentioning of Tilín between the two of them before dapping him up again and flying off
Charlie did a back flip in celebration, having found a good enough reason to break his promise.
Oh god, is she still gonna hate me?
She’ll be alive, it doesn’t matter. She’ll be alive.
It doesn’t matter if she hates me.
She’s incredible and she will be loved, even if it’s not by me. Even if I fucked up.
But there’s a chance.
There’s a chance that we get JuanaFlippa back.
He cried a little bit from sheer joy.
He raided a non QSMP friend and out of character mentioned that he was flying by pure improv and did not expect any of it to work as well as it did.
Someone asked about Tilín and he said that he would have to keep it a secret, maybe even going back into exile so he wouldn’t know.
Charlie: I know there’s a funeral going on today but I’m just still in exile. I just figured maybe being here on the server at least, maybe paying my respects afterwards. I just sort of built myself this sad cobblestone box. So I could really just-
Charlie: The fuck? Let my emotions just stew, let the fumes take over. And I know there’s a funeral today but I feel really responsible for the death of Tilin especially and I’m worried that me being there will ruin things for people. And Flippa’s got a chance, so maybe I don’t even have to go. Um, I know there’s a part of me that wants to go to the funeral which is why I set up security cameras all around the entire venue. Completely in secret, to watch the whole thing like Five Nights at Freddy’s.
He had set up 7 cameras.
Camera Placements
1: Interior view of graveyard
2: Ceiling corner behind podium.
3: Main entrance
4: Main entryway
5: East entrance
6: West entrance
7: Exterior view of graveyard
Camera 2, Maxo and Fit were having a conversation
Camera 3, Bad and Dapper arrived at the venue, Ramon not far behind.
Charlie complained about them not pointing their signs in view of the camera
The two groups converged at Camera 2 to talk, Dapper and Ramon seemed to notice the cameras but didn’t put too much effort into investigating
Charlie tested if he could be heard through the cameras, he could not
The group went around the side of the building
Camera 1, he watched them enter the graveyard and commented on how insane this was
He watched Dapper and Bad talking, Charlie commented on the discreetness of the camera and tried to lipread
He wanted to be there
Camera 2, Maxo looked around the front row, he spotted the camera so Charlie left
Camera 1, Fit, Bad, and the eggs talked facing away from the camera
Charlie was disappointed at not being able to read the chat bubbles
Camera 2, Foolish and Leonarda talked to Maxo. Charlie was touched that Foolish showed up.
He realized on Camera 7 he could see the other side of the signs.
Someone in chat suggested he turn up speech bubble render distance, which worked. He could now see they were talking, but couldn’t see words. He tried to fix it.
He attempted to read the words on signs
Camera 7, the group left
Charlie was left alone with the cameras, he asked where everyone was and why they were gone
He said there was no way it was being held somewhere else because he had messaged elsewhere so he could put up the cameras
This is Tilin’s funeral, this is Flippa’s funeral, they should be here! And their not…
He wondered if they were hiding from him
Camera 7, Roier, Bobby, and Mariana walked the same direction as the others.
It began to rain
He attempted to figure out why they were all gathered in that one location
His everything crashed in an attempt to relog
He did a bit about hacking
He went back into Camera 7, nothing had changed so he tried messing with settings to see words
Bobby burned down a tree
Camera 4, Dapper and Bad talking
Charlie insisted he could not go because he was the reason for the funeral
He complained about how far away everyone was
He said he would “tap into the audio”, he explained that he tapped into the wire that he planted on Mariana
He realized that Mariana wasn’t wearing pants and had a long beard. He apologized to him
Mariana was given a knife and was suicidal
Camera 2, the Angel hovered at the same height as the camera a short distance away
They tased Mariana to snap him out of it
Charlie realized the presence of the Angel could mean news on Flippa
He watched Mariana break down and wished he could tell him it would be okay
Quackity and Spreen arrived
Bobby handed out popcorn
Maxo gave a speech in Spanish, due to the lack of translator Charlie acted as a translator.
Maxo’s speech as translated by Charlie:
“We are here to celebrate the lives of incredible people. JuanaFlippa, Tilin, and Trump. – represent the lives with something beautiful.
Trump-”
Charlie switched to Foolish. So there were actual translations
“He made those around him feel alive. May their lives serve as a constant reminder of the importance of appreciating every moment we share with our loved ones. May Trump, JuanaFlippa, and Tilin rest in peace. May their souls find comfort and tranquility.”
Mariana yelled for Flippa to take him with her
Quackity:
Good afternoon friends today I’m commemorating my late son, Tilin. Commemorating my son, he was a great son, I came to see him many times in his life. People said my son looked like a garbage bag but that was not true, he was very respectful and beautiful.
Quackity sobbed
Mariana:
JuanaFlippa! I will always remember you and the mistakes that I made, - please! Listen guys, I have a bomb!
We need to die together!
Bobby shot him down
Charlie called Mariana “all I’ve got”
Maxo:
Men and women, the Federation has given us this church-
Foolish ignored him so Charlie wasn’t able to see
Spreen and Mariana argued
They went out to the graveyard
Maxo and Quackity began poking at Camera 1, they lit tnt around it
Camera 1 was destroyed
He continued watching from Camera 7
Cucurucho appeared in the hole made by the explosion
Charlie switched to Quackity
It asked Quackity to follow it and led him to an elevator in the edge of the graveyard
Charlie lost Quackity’s signal
He hacked into Fit for English subtitles
Foolish attempted to make bets on which egg would die next
Everyone lingered in the graveyard chatting
Charlie wasn’t happy with their funeral etiquette
Roier and Spreen buried Mariana
He switched to someone else when Fit started talking to chatting
They started singing and dancing, Charlie complained about them acting like that at his daughter’s funeral
Bad and Dapper investigated the elevator Quackity went into, he faintly heard Quackity yelling
Charlie attempted to figure out why people were under the ground
He spotted Tilin’s nametag in the ground with Quackity
Little J and Quackity came back to the surface
The Angel handed out bicycles
Angered that instead of bringing a child back he was handing out bicycles. He exited the cameras and tunneled up out of the ground
He confronted Foolish on making light of things and revealed it was him behind the cameras before continuing his search for the Angel
He saw names in the dirt and started digging down
Mariana heard his voice and started shouting for him
Charlie tried to get in and was told by the server to stop
Cucurucho led him to the elevator
In a white room stood Mariana and JuanaFlippa who was writing a sign
They had a tearful reunion
Charlie gave Flippa all of the flowers and items he had collected for her
Flippa: Dad I am happy to see you
Mariana: We have to take JuanaFlippa
C: I know, I made a deal. I made a deal Mariana.
M: Let’s do like Romeo and Juliet, let’s do
C: No no. We can’t kill each other in front of our daughter! We gotta find a way out of here okay?
F: I forgive u. i not easy to be my dad
M: We can pay like twenty dollars for bring you back.
C: Listen, I saw what you did man, but you look really fucked up. You look really really fucked up, you got no pants on at the funeral for your daughter.
F: Love u dad
C: JuanaFlippa, I’m sorry about Tilin, I’m sorry about what I did, it was an accident, I tried to make things right.
M: I’m sorry JuanaFlippa for my bad- for-
C: I’m sorry too JuanaFlippa, I’m sorry I let him be a really bad parent.
M: [Forgive me for not having been with you everyday, JuanaFlippa. I regret it.]
C: The ball and chain was a little too loose, I let him a little too loose. I’m sorry JuanaFlippa.
M: JuanaFlippa! Quieres que a la matra a los otras huevos
C: I’ve been thinking about you every day JuanaFlippa. You’ve been keeping me up in the late hours of the night just wondering if you’re okay.
F: I forgive you dad
M: JuanaFlippa, you want to kill the other eggs? You want that?
C: No no no! Mariana, enough of that, enough of that. Stop it’s not worth it.
F: No, porfavor la vida es fragil [No, please the life is fragile]
Cucurucho handed Charlie a book
“TIME IS ALMOST OVER”
C: Woah woah woah woah woah! Hang on hang on! No we- I- We had a deal one of them gets to come back right!?
Cucurucho: No.
C: Flippa, Flippa. I need you to listen to me. You made me and Mariana the happiest we’ve ever been okay? You made us the happiest we’ve ever been and we’re just a bunch of fuck-ups, we’re just a bunch of misclickers but we love you so much okay? We love you so so so much. And we’re gonna never stop. We will never stop. Whether it’s remembering you or trying to bring you back. Flippa, are you gonna be okay?
M: Let’s do the last backflipo together. The three of us.
C: Oh it’s- (he breathed shakily) Oh god.
M: Ready JuanaFlippa?
C: Okay, Flippa.
He had to fix his keybinds
They did the final family backflip
C: I love you so much JuanaFlippa, I love you so much and I want you to know that we will always think about you and we’ll make sure, we’ll make sure to spend everyday- I’ll go vegan, I’m gonna go vegan JuanaFlippa.
M: I will be vegan too.
C: We’ll be vegan, we’re gonna live a vegan lifestyle, okay? We love you Flippa, are you gonna be okay? Please tell me you’re not going to Hell, and if you do go to Hell, kick the shit out of Satan. I miss you so much JuanaFlippa, I’m just happy I got to see you one last time.
M: Eres mejor que cualquier otro huevo tilin te la pela
F: Heaven is beautiful Thanks for all
C: We should be the ones thanking you Flippa, you-
Mariana started crying
C: You showed us there’s more to life than backflips, thank you Flippa for everything. You are mi huevo. You are mi Flippa
He gave her a kiss on the forehead.
M: Estaras en cada paso JuanaFlippa. Te recordare por siempre. [You’ll be there every step JuanaFlippa. I will remember you forever.]
Cucurucho hit Mariana, signaling their time was up.
C: Yeah, okay. Flippa we love you. We love you Flippa.
Mariana’s crying was heard in the background
C: I’ll find a way back Flippa! I’ll find a way back to you, okay? I’ll find a way to see you again, we will see you again!
Cucurucho pushed them out of the room and the door closed despite their attempts to get past it.
Mariana used a weapon that launched Charlie and he immediately began flirting.
C: Have you been working out, sexy? I need to have el sexo de grief. El sexo de triste.
M: We need to have sex again, we need to have another egg.
C: It’s the only way. I can’t believe she’s gone.
He began shouting angling for the others to hear from the graveyard
C: We’re gonna have such big hot sad sex!
Charlie suggested they Romeo and Juliet it, but Mariana refused
They promised each other they would bring her back
They left the area and Charlie reflected alone
He had a break down because if he had known that it was really over he would have shown up
The rain cleared up
Charlie walked over to the group and tiredly told them his plans to go back to Eggxile and find God again
Mariana set himself on fire
Quackity whispers to you: wherea re you
Mariana called Fit kind, Fit called Mariana too sexy to die
M: We need to find a way to bring back JuanaFlippa.
C: We will. We will.
M: I have the phone of Quackity I will show it to all my people.
C: We need to doxx Quackity. El doxxo!
F: No no no no no no!
C: Si si! El doxxo grande!
M: We are going to doxx the IP of this server
F: No no no
C: It’s the only way, we need to Ddos
M: We need to Ddos from India
F: God, you two are clearly grieving, um, you’re being emotional you don’t understand what you are saying. No, it’s all good, it’s all good.
C: I told Quackity where I am Mariana, if things go South, I need you to doxx his phone number. Okay?
M: We need to doxx his address.
C: Leak his phone number if things go bad okay?
M: We can doxx his address and his number and whatever
Mariana asked if he was living on an island because he’d seen it on TikTok
Charlie said that Mariana could come to the island if he wanted
Charlie explained the situation with the Angel and his deal
Mariana asked to show him something, then he led Charlie to his house
At Mariana’s request he put on sad music
Mariana had constructed a giant statue of JuanaFlippa in front of his house.
The inside was hollow “like [Charlie] now”
The took a picture with the statue and Charlie planted some flowers from the graveyard
They walked back to the church joking about how hairy Mariana was
They agreed to have sex for each stage of grief
Foolish and the Angel did a bet on the fights
Charlie pulled the Angel aside
C: Who do you think is gonna win?
A: I don’t know, it’s close.
C: You know who else is close, JuanaFlippa.
A: But JuanaFlippa is dead haha.
C: Bro! Bro bro bro! But what about the whole thing where you talked about your Dad and your Dad talked to the other guy?
A: I told you, I told you, a couple of days!
C: Okay okay! Just making sure, cause it felt like a final time and I-
Quackity walked up behind him.
Q: You motherfucker. You motherfucker. You motherfucker.
He attacked Charlie.
C: Don’t you have a fucking deathmatch to fight? Don’t you have a fight- I don’t want to throw- I- Jesus!
Q: You wanna PVP asshole? You wanna PVP?
C: I don’t know how to crit! I don’t know how- I onl- My sweeping edge fucked up once, okay I don’t want it to fuck up again.
The Angel distracted him away
A small rabbit nuzzled up against Charlie’s leg, it reminded him of Flippa. He almost said it was her in a new form but then insisted that she was coming back and killed the rabbit
He walked over to the graveyard and wished Foolish goodbye before kissing him, presumably on the nose.
Foolish gave him very genuine condolences
Foolish told him he deserved to find happiness and purpose
Charlie asked if the dead eggs found happiness
Leo agreed with her dad that he would find happiness but Charlie denied it
Charlie listed all of his failures
Foolish gave him a peptalk
Charlie continued being pessimistic
Charlie joined the betting pool on Bad and Spreen
He asked the Angel for advice who told him he could see the future and Bad won
Charlie put five diamonds on BadBoyHalo
Foolish talked bad about the Angel prompting them to very loudly announce how much they liked him
Charlie stole Foolish’s nose and ran away, Foolish chased him around
They were all put outside of the graveyard
Camera 7 had a good view of the fight
Charlie tried showing Foolish the camera but it was owned by him
He noticed that he could now see what people were seeing on cameras
Spreen won the practice round
Maxo questioned an Angel running a betting pool
Charlie pumped up Bad to get a win
Spreen won round 1
Foolish and Charlie hyped up Bad
Spreen won round 2
Quackity demanded a fight with Charlie who very much did not want to fight him
Charlie decided to let him win because he needed it
Spreen approached and told him he had bet on him and he had to win
It began to rain as the fight began
Charlie apologized as they fought and he did not try to win
Charlie won
Quackity announced in Spanish that if he lost the next round he would leave for good.
Charlie had to throw this round
Foolish and Bad attempted to get him to win for the sake of their bets, but all bets were taken off for the round
The rain stopped
He decided to be as showboaty and arrogant as possible
Quackity won.
They buried Charlie in the ground
Charlie once again genuinely apologized
The Angel dropped Spreen from the sky
Charlie attempted to steal Quackity’s backpack
Quackity killed him and stole his backpack, a small scuffle spawned from it that Roier put an end too
Charlie had to chase down Bobby for his camera
He broke through Roier’s windows to ask about the camera, which Quackity gave him
Roier beat him up for the windows
Roier tried to get Charlie to kiss him but was denied because Charlie was “not a cheating bitch like his wife”
He broke out and left through the window
Bobby killed him on the way out and had to pick him up again
He apologized to Quackity once again
Quackity was staring at a painting he drew of Tilin. It looked exactly like Homer Simpson.
Roier let him take a troll face that Bobby had drawn n the way out
Charlie broke lots more glass
Bobby killed him on the way out again
Charlie tried to eat a fly and adopt Bobby
Bobby left him, not wanting to eat grubs or be adopted
Charlie did smolder faces for the QSMP updates account
He showed a tweet quoting Mariana saying he looked old, he told people to take screenshots of him doing some poses and caption them with anything like he’s talking about Mariana just to mess with him
He read off some prepared “sweet things” about Mariana
The reason the QSMP is so exciting is I’ll log on and never know what he did this time.
He put the notes down because it was all the same kind of thing
He messed around with his soundboard riffing nonsense to the Pokemon theme song
He logged on next to the wall and continued singing
He was already wearing a Pokemon themed skin, implying the bit was planned
He panicked at the sight of a meature
Quackity arrived and Charlie played random Pokemon noises at him, challenged him to a fight, and lost in one hit
Their waypoints were lost due to server updates
Charlie mentioned that it was especially a problem because he didn’t know where Eggxile was, Quackity asked why he went into exile before realizing
Quackity told him it was time to make amends
They ate rotten flesh together
Quackity mentioned that Bobby had given him something, Charlie called Bobby “a mean kid”
Quackity agreed and added that he did not like Bobby. Charlie said he would have preferred to misclick Bobby.
Charlie lost another battle and continued challenging him
Quackity asked about exile
Charlie was downed for the third time and challenged Quackity again
They walked up to Quackity’s house and Charlie commented on how popular it was since he’d seen it all over Google Images
Charlie managed to be downed while riding a bike inside Quackity’s house, twice
Quackity commented on how they were the weakest two members on the server
Somehow they both managed to die at the same time of starvation from reviving each other over and over. Charlie suffocated in a wall from the bike for the third time.
Quackity called him an idiot, having to respawn in his bed to pick up Charlie
Quackity offered him a room for the time being because Charlie did not know where his house was
Charlie was touched and Quackity explained that holding a grudge against him wasn’t good for him
Quackity put him in the room with a big catchphrase
Charlie admitted that he wasn’t even sure Tilin was his kid until after she was dead because she was always with Roier
Quackity told him he could sleep in the new school
Charlie suffocated again
He took the bike
Charlie looked around the school for the first time, confused and hungry
He began placing canvases everywhere and tried eating the desks
He went outside and found the homework dropoff chest, he looked at each name and confusedly pulled out one labeled “Tallulah”
“I had a nightmare where I went on adventures with my abuelito and Chayanne. A scary buff monster killed us and died next to each other. However I woke up next to Agustin my turtle so I am fine!”
Charlie sadly said he as probably the scary buff monster because he was so big.
Bobby’s was in Spanish
Charlie looked in the other chest labeled “PRESENTS”
He took out a cheese sandwich named “Cold & Square Quesadilla” then he ate dog food, a beer labeled “Corona”, and a single avocado
He decided that he did not deserve staying there and broke out through the window
Quackity asked him to come to his house, Charlie let himself in through the wall
Charlie insisted that he didn’t have to help him, Quackity gave him iron tools and armor
Charlie tried to get him to properly grieve
Quackity insisted that everyone deserved a little bit of forgiveness and he was forgiven
Charlie noticed an invisible person holding an enchanted diamond sword standing outside
Two people in enchanted iron armor turned to face them
One of them held up a gun
The other one put on a black robe and pulled out a scythe.
Cloaked Figure: Slime.
Charlie: Yes, Ghost of Christmas Past?
CF: Slime, I’m here to take your soul.
C: Okay!
CF: It’s time for you to die
C: Wait, before you take my soul, can I please at least see your face and know who took-
The second figure placed a bell which gave off spirits
The cloaked figure told him the way out of having his soul taken was to drink more water
The figure introduced himself as the Grim Reaper, Quackity called him BadBoyHalo in a Halloween costume
The Grim Reaper left when his invisibility ran out
Bad came over and said hi
Quackity explained they were going to go exploring to get stronger
Charlie challenged Bad to a battle
Souls lifted out of the earth around Bad, intimidating Charlie out of a fight
The aura rose mobs
The fight began, Charlie questioned Bad’s use of an axe and Quackity commented on all of Bad’s things being enchanted.
Charlie whispered his plan to Quackity to take all of his clothes off and scream as an intimidation tactic
Charlie shoved him out of the arena and all but Bad agreed he won
Bad refused to accept it and attacked Charlie who was not looking to fight anymore
Charlie started another round and Bad downed both him and Quackity
Bad: There, now you’re both where you belong.
They continued bickering
Dapper gave Charlie a “sangria” potion, which downed him immediately
Dapper gave Quackity kangaroo meat and they were not happy at that
Quackity asked if anyone else didn’t like Bobby and Dapper admitted he was kind of mean
Throughout Charlie continued trying to kill Bad
Charlie joked about becoming a dependent egg before pausing and actually considering it
He pulled Quackity aside to pitch an idea, they were interrupted by Bad and Dapper rooting through Quackity’s house
Charlie pitched the idea of killing Bobby and dressing up as an egg, Quackity agreed it was possible
They continued brainstorming
Quackity suggested they break into Bad’s house to steal food for the next day
Charlie’s skin was forcibly changed to that of a 2D egg.
Charlie hated his own existence
Charlie went back to normal
They agreed to put their plan into action the next day
They went back to the house
Charlie declared they would become the most powerful people on the server
He asked Dapper for hypothetical tips on being an egg
“avoid heat look for a father and question everthink” – Dapper
Charli drank copious amounts of water
Quackity suggested they check out Bobby’s home
While on the way a mob dropped slime blocks which Charlie picked up
Bad: It’s like you’re holding your child in your hand!
C: Nope. I know what that felt like.
Quackity and Charlie claimed Bobby was incredibly spoiled upon seeing his castle and would grow up to be a landlord
Bad was confused on the mission
They demanded Dapper’s opinion
its a nice house and I did grow up in a cave jaiden is nice
Bad tried to justify it as Quackity and Charlie gave their sympathy
I didn’t mean it was bad, bbh was great to me and I grew up smart
Charlie reminded them that they weren’t done growing up
They continued trying to turn Dapper against their dad
Quackity insisted that Bobby had the most rich fancy foods, Dapper responded they could make that stuff themselves.
Quackity declared that he hated both Dapper and Bad
Dapper mentioned he could make them alcohol, Bad insisted they only made it for Bad and his friends
Bad: Look, Slime. You’re saying if you had a child still you wouldn’t have them help you produce alcohol?
Charlie: What do you mean ‘if I had a child still?’
Bad: I mean-
Dapper hit Bad.
Charlie left the conversation shortly after
He joined Quackity in looking for Bobby, Quackity fully agreed with the egg plan and added they could steal things
Bad and Dapper eavesdropped and then Bad complained that they were trespassing while standing with them in the middle of the castle courtyard
They attempted to go somewhere more private but they were very blatantly followed
Charlie started shouting he would teach Dapper about sex to get Bad to leave
They continued their conversation, and implied that the Charlie-egg would be the result of his own pregnancy
Charlie charged to where Bad and Dapper were still spying in order to yell “sex facts,” the sex facts were just various parts of sexual organs. They chased them down to continue yelling things, Quackity claimed condoms were too big and Charlie said sex hurt and he should get as many STDs as possible
Quackity announced he would be naming every position, Charlie said he would to
Charlie: Missionary!
Quackity: Doggystyle!
C: Wait, what? There’s more?
They refused to leave them alone, Dapper suggested free labor
Quackity logged out immediately
Charlie was shot before he could escape
Charlie was bribed with avocado toast
“he acts like a cow just follows the food and if u feed it it starts talking about breeding” – Dapper
Bad tried to bribe Charlie for information, it was very unsuccessful
Bad broke a block, which exploded because it was a land mine
Charlie revealed that they had a plan involving the egg center the following day. A new egg would arrive for Quackity
Bad asked how Quackity would get a new egg and Charlie revealed that Quackity was pregnant
Bad and Dapper warped out using warp stones, which confused Charlie as he’d never seen one
Charlie laughed about his toast winnings
He ran to the adoption center to make a new egg room while singing to the Pokemon song about avocado toast
On his way he passed a warpstone which he got, it was labeled “Wilbur & Tallulah”
Confused about who Tallulah was he dug through the dirt blocking the house’s door and found an egg bed
He looked around, staring for a long moment at a painting of Tilin placed on the wall
Charlie opened the chest next to her bed and took the bubble blower, he decided to keep it
He also stole three bombs and a paraglider
In front of the house was a chest with a book
CALLING ALL SUPER EGGS TO AN IMPORTANT MEETING
WHEN: April 10
WHERE: 3140 1010 70
DON’T MISS IT!
He stood on top of Lullah’s bed and repeated nightmare at her over and over again before playing Pokemon and singing about how she was now having a nightmare before leaving for the adoption center
He began tunneling into the walls of the adoption center, constructing a little room for himself
Bad raided him
He started singing again and revealed his plan
The room was complete, he left some signs outside of it directing attention
He apologized to Mariana before insisting he would be his new dad
He put on TTS and began speaking in TTS
He explained that they would be instantly endeared by him the next day
He logged off for the night in the middle of the room he constructed.
To avoid confusion, all things done by Charlie vocally are labelled as Charlie, and all things done by Charlie physically ie. signs, actions, etc. while in character as an egg, will be labelled as by the egg/Gegg.
Charlie stood in a room dug into the adoption center, he transformed himself into a green egg with patches of darker green. He wore glasses like JuanaFlippa's but with visible eyes
He'd constructed the room, dug into an egg's cubby, it was labelled "secret egg inside, official QSMP lore" with other signs pointing to the doorway
He had the signs and bombs of an official egg
(He was made a server operator so he could use the "/nonametag" command, he laughed and tried going into creative but it didn't work. He also had muted himself so no one could hear his voice.)
He looked at himself, calling it surreal and making noises to himself and joking around.
"This is a healthy coping mechanism."
He insisted that everyone would love him and panicked briefly as he waited for someone to show up before distracting himself with jokes again
You whisper to Quackityː I'm ready and feeling YOLKED
When no one arrived for a while he got sad, wondering if this was what the eggs felt locked up in their room before being adopted. He went on to say that he would be permanently altered by this damage caused to him
He insisted that Phil will both not recognize him, and adopt him. He got bored and started looking at his available commands, he only had the name tag option. He watched everyone's movements on the map closely, perking up when anyone came near him and getting upset when they moved away
He noticed his resemblance to Flippa, saying he wanted to see something a little like her. Then he made Tiktok edit noises.
You whisper to Quackityː get as many witnesses as possible this needs to look like a beautiful miracle
He insisted Tiktok edit him with his noises.
While bored he checked and realized he didn't have tasks, because he was an egg
When his chat asked how he would convince them of his eggness as a monolingual he insisted he'd just become Spanish.
A group of people approached the adoption center.
"There's actually six stages to grief. The sixth is becoming an egg."
Quackity and Fit approached the adoption center, Charlie saw them on the map and got ready. Quackity was killed by a head biter.
Quackity, Philza, Chayanne, and Fit, got to the adoption center, Quackity gave his speech about how he'd been given another chance.
Charlie giggled to himself as they approached. Quackity lead them the wrong way, up to the attic.
Quackity whispers to Youː where the fuck are you
You whisper to Quackityː USE YOUR FUCKING EYES
You whisper to Quackityː LOOK FOR THE SIGNS
Fit found the door, Quackity went in first, followed by Chayanne.
Phil came in next, he found the egg to be cute and immediately said it looked like JuanaFlippa.
They went out into the adoption center, where he was asked for a name. He had fun using his egg signs.
He placed a sign reading "papas?" Quackity insisted he choose one. He sniffed around, they introduced themselves.
He sniffed Phil as he was introduced, Phil called him squishy.
Fit went next, remarking about his "fucking asshole husband Spreen" who hadn't come back yet. He said he could take care of more than one egg
He didn't have signs so he had to steal the decorative ones
Eggː fit are you also an egg?
Fitː Siǃ Yo soy Don Huevo.
Quackity introduced himself, Charlie slobbered all over him. Quackity called Charlie "a dickhead" for letting his son die.
Foolish arrived with Leonarda.
Eggː leo how do you turn off stickey keys
Leonardaː q [likely she meant it as a shortening of "que" or "what"]
Quackity explained that the unnamed egg had been stuck in the attic, Foolish asked if they'd gotten all of the eggs out of the attic now
They all lined up for the egg to pick a dad. He went with Leonarda.
Quackity insisted he couldn't choose Leo, Foolish said he "[wasn't] ready to be a grandpa"
Leo hopped around when asked if she was ready to be a parent
Eggː papa huevo
Leoː claro hijo webo [meaning "of course egg son"]
Quackity whispers to Youː WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
(He spammed this numerous times)
Quackity tried to save the situation by saying kids shouldn't take care of kids
You whisper to Quackityː METHOD ACTING I AM LOST IN THE CHARACTER
Quackity whispers to Youː CHOOSE ME
Quackity told the egg to pick an adult
Foolishː Just keep in mind Quackity's 0 for 1 right now
The egg walked up to him and held up the "STORY" sign
Quackity insisted Foolish tell the egg
Leoː habia una vez un webo que se murio fin [meaning "Once upon a time there was an egg that died. The end"]
Quackity asked if the egg spoke English and Spanish, he showed his "HOLA" and "HELLO" signs, Quackity spoke rapid Spanish at him.
Eggː qe
An admin gave him green canvas signs.
They lined up again. Foolish remarked on his large eyes. Charlie shot back about his gem eyes. Although he was muted.
He used the meditation emote while thinking before going for Quackity.
Eggː e gg
The unnamed egg didn't want to be called Egg, Quackity outsourced the naming of his new egg to the others.
Foolishː Okay, uh, what about T-rexǃ
Quackityː Jesus christ.
Philzaː Mmmno
Fitː What the hell?
Charlie bullied Foolish, calling him five years old and trying to explode him with an egg bomb
Quackityː How about, Broccoli?
Foolishː What.
Fit & Philzaː Broccoliǃ?
Quackityː Do you guys like Broccoli? He looks like a little stupid ass little broccoli
The egg placed an egg bomb
Foolishː You wanna be marijuana?
Fitː You're a day late on that on Foolish.
The egg placed a sign, tasked with coming up with a name Charlie's mind went completely blank and he struggled for a name, asking his chat and typing several erased names such as "slimecicle" and "gonk."
Finally he typed "Gegg" while laughing to himself.
They went with it and Gegg was made his official name.
Quackity asked what he would like to do now.
Geggː I need to feel sweet sweet
l
ove
He was asked to rephrase
Geggː "(parental)"
Quackity asked the others what the first tasks had been, Fit told him one of them was building a house for the egg
Quackity told the others he'd talk to Gegg for a bit before hosting a tea party
Foolish remarked that Gegg looked small compared to Leo before realizing it was the lack of hat.
Geggː what i lack from my birth i make up for in girth
(While writing this, Philza showed Fit that if you pushed on Gegg's spots they were squishy)
Foolish reassured Gegg that Quackity "[would] get it (parenting) right this time." Quackity told Leo her dad was "a piece of shit"
Quackity and Gegg left. They went far enough away no one could hear them and spoke in an abandoned building.
Charlie (speaking)ː Gegg.
Quackity (laughing)ː They fucking bought it dudeǃ
Charlieː Dudeǃ It workedǃ It workedǃ It was br- You were brilliant man, you were brilliantǃ
Quackityː They fucking bought itǃ
Charlieː I did so good didn't I Papa? I mean Quackityǃ
Quackityː What...?
Charlieː I- I was just really in the role.
Quackityː Let me ask you something. Why fucking Gegg?
Charlieː None of you guys were giving me a good name and I was just on the spot and I went for "egg."
Quackityː You went for "Gegg?"
Charlieː You can change it if you want but I think it's too lateǃ
Quackityː It's too late, they all know you as fucking "Gegg" now.
Charlieː It's all a fucking g- Oh shitǃ Someone's coming, someone's comingǃ
Chayanne wandered past and Quackity had to tell Charlie to be quiet as he had started repeating 'Gegg' in an odd voice. Quackity tried to drown him out by shouting about how much he loved his new son.
Charlie turned back into himself and told Quackity what the plan would be, he would try and become friends with the other eggs for information. Specifically information on being in a functional family. Then he would go to school and get his Papa to love him and treat being an egg as a new start. Quackity just wanted to rob people.
Quackity asked what Charlie thought they were doing if it wasn't house robberies.
Charlieː I just wanted to roleplay as an egg.
Quackityː Oh- You're not asking me to be your father are you? What are you-
Charlieː I mean you already said yes, right? So you already- I just, I- After Flippa died I just feel like I've been trying to find meaning this whole time and finally yesterday we had an idea that could maybe give me some and it's just been tough not knowing if she's coming back or not. So um.
Quackityː How about this, how about this? I guess- (he noticably fumbles for words) I guess I could treat you like an egg?
Charlieː Dude, is this awkward? I could just be an egg again if you want? If this is too awkward. I can just be an egg.
(Quackity laughs.)
Quackityː I guess I can- I guess-
(Charlie turns back into Gegg.)
They agreed to make robbery the side mission and the family roleplay as the main goal. (Charlie turns back into Charlie)
They agree to rob houses as they were both extremely poor. Quackity yelled at him to not show his eggs signs while in person form.
Charlie turned into Gegg again and "got back into character" chanting "I'm full of yolks. I'm full of whites. I am a egg, I do what's right. Gegg, Gegg, Gegg, Gegg, GEGG." to himself in a corner. The Gegg voice was fully solidified at this point.
When asked if this was temporary Gegg held up the "EGG" sign.
They approached the group. Despite saying he'd set up a tea party Quackity didn't have an area. They decided to go to Fit's place.
Geggː papa i want to pla y somewhere mor e dangerous
Phil complained about all of the eggs wanting to do dangerous things
Geggː chayanne who is your favorite paw patroller
Chayanneː batman
Foolishː Gegg, what's your favorite part of being alive right now? What do you enjoy the most about being out here and having a parent?
Geggː the sun it burns (good)
Philza, Quackity and Chayanne went elsewhere.
Geggː do i look healthy uncle foolish
Foolishː Uh, yeah. You're putting like a different spin on healthy.
Fitː You could probably use to gain a few pounds and some muscle mass but otherwise you're looking good kid
(Gegg falls over)
Foolishː Maybe he's had too much sun, I mean you are a little moldy looking
Geggː heatstroke gegg
Foolish built Gegg a dirt umbrella and gave him avocado toast. Leo played "Revenge." Gegg sung along in character and danced.
Foolish told him to do a backflip, as that was "the most important move an egg could do." He went on to tell Gegg about El Backflippo.
Charlie found a royalty free song he could use for dramatic moments.
He unmuted and played the music while doing a backflip with Leo, Foolish and Fit were impressed.
Foolish declared him El Backflippo's successor and told him El Backflippo's tragic tale. Charlie cried at Foolish's retelling.
Quackity showed up and they showed him Gegg's musical back flip
Quackity whispers to Youː WHY DONT YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS
You whisper to Quackityː I AM ONLY ME
Quackity asked Gegg to tell more about himself
Geggː got born then shell then darkness then gegg
Leo called Gegg "curiosito" [a little weird]
Gegg took a purposely long time typing to mess with the others
Gegg and Leo had a nice exchange about her mob hat
Quackity told Charlie to "not fuck it up" and to remember he "isn't Gegg"
Geggː who is slimecicle - Gegg
Quackity laughed it off and left with a "Gegg you later." from Gegg. Quackity told him to learn Spanish to keep up appearances.
Gegg chased down Quackity while he screamed for him to leave him alone.
Leo came up to them, Quackity calmed back down. Leo and Gegg exchanged food.
Foolish logged off with a final message "I LOVE YOU GEGG"
Quackity shooed him off, and Charlie thought about where to go to next, considering meeting up with Lullah, Chayanne, and Philza at Wilbur's house. Quackity was blown up by a creeper at Tilín 's grave so he ran back to "save his papa."
Gegg was downed, it was too late for Quackity but Leo saved Gegg with the power of her gun.
Leo hugged him
Quackity came back and they repaired the creeper damage to Tilín 's grave with a temporary block
Quackity left and logged out
Leo reassured Gegg that she would fix Tilín 's grave, Gegg gave her flowers
Leo gave Gegg a flute.
He was extremely excited to make his first "geggfriend."
Leoː nuestros papas nos abandaron XD [our dads abandoned us XD]
Geggː si
Gegg played a song for Tilín and Charlie told her he was sorry he couldn't be the uncle she needed. He said that he missed her and told her he was an egg now.
Leoː ur dad is sad because he lost his daughter
Geggː i hope i can make him happy
Leoː im going to fix this so hes happy ːD
Gegg helped, Charlie thought she was a cool kid.
Geggː i have to go now it was nice meetin you ː)
Leoː everything will be fine - leo
Geggː gegg cry
Geggː thank yu - Gegg
Leoː cuidate geegǃ [meaning "take care of yourself geegǃ"]
Gegg ran off to go meet up with Philza, Fit, Lullah, and Chayanne.
He approached playing music while floating towards the house. The group found him once he'd reached shore.
Philza asked where Quackity had gone.
Geggː he abandoned me all i have left is the geggsong
Lullah and Gegg played songs together. Philza worried about Gegg being all alone.
Gegg told them he hadn't had his tasks done so Philza and Fit speedran them. Philza told him the sun would kill them all for homework and sang a lullaby badly. Fit gave him a bomb to throw at him for a prank. He threw the bomb at Phil and Chayanne.
Philza explained what school is to Gegg, complained about paying for the school, and told Gegg a story about a green egg who earned a strong egg's respect through perseverance.
Geggː chayanne do you want to be frienmds? i am the green eg
Chayanneː only if you do something
Geggː ANYTHING. - Gegg
Chayanneː follow me
Chayanne led Gegg to the top of the treehouse to do a water drop. He was scared but threw the bucket down before jumping off. Philza laughed but reassured him.
He went up again. Chayanne followed him. Philza muttered to Lullah about Chayanne being a bad influence.
Geggː i really want to be your friend i will keep going - Gegg
He got it on his second attempt. He went up again for another go and played his dramatic music.
He kept making Philza laugh with his dramatic music, stopping and starting it at random.
Philzaː Wow Gegg, how do you have a full orchestra in you're back pocket? That's crazy dude.
Geggː gorchestra
Chayanneː you're not my Friend you're now my left hand
Geggː is that good?
Chayanneː my ally and best warrior
They were going to go to the school to drop off Gegg and Lullah's homework, but Gegg placed a sign
Geggː tallulah hi - Gegg I am Gegg
Lullahː hi gegg how are you
Geggː good now thank you - Gegg do you want a fr
Geggː ioend
Lullahː yesǃ so we Can play together
Gegg (to Philza)ː do you have fire
Gegg burned his homework, as it was signed Slimecicle
Philza said he supposed it was fine as he'd learned something anyway.
Geggː we are all going to die. the sun is a false god, but a true threat
Phil told him the sun wouldn't bow up for millions of years, Gegg threw a bomb at the sky and placed a sign
Geggː i am going to blow up the sun
Roier and Bobby approached them and met Gegg.
Bobby and Chayanne punched each other as greeting. Roier remarked at Philza being in charge of three eggs for the day.
Gegg started to do his musical water drop to impress Roier and Bobby but was shoved off the tree by Bobby.
Roier and Philza talked about Gegg being odd compared to other eggs. Roier compared him to JuanaFlippa.
Philza told Roier to gently poke a soft spot on his head, he pushed too hard and the air was squeezed out of Gegg, leaving him deflated.
Roier asked if Gegg was actually a dragon egg. Philza was unsure but said he acted like one. Chayanne suggested he was a frog egg.
Geggː what laid me? help? what am i? -Gegg is scared
Philza reassured him that it didn't matter his origin just his actions
Bobby went somewhere. (likely an IRL matter)
Roier reprimanded Lullah for calling him "Mr." as he was "young, very young"
Roier had some issues with the translator thinking he was saying the word "gay" when he wasn't
Geggː be who you are i am gegg -Gegg
Gegg went for a musical waterdrop, surprising Roier with his dramatic music. Bobby shot out the block from under him so he didn't land it.
Chayanne and Bobby punched each other before being reprimanded by their parents. Gegg copied, hitting Bobby. Roier deflated him in retaliation. Philza and Roier had to work together to reinflate him
Geggː gegg is lumpy now
Roier asked Philza if Gegg was bilingual, Gegg said "si." Roier told him he would speak only Spanish to Gegg.
He asked Gegg a question in Spanish ["What is your favorite thing to do everyday?"] and didn't let him look at the subtitles, making him answer it. Gegg just wrote "qe"
Roier asked where in Latin America Gegg was from and he said Brazil, he then said he wasn’t actually sure before doubling down on Brazil
Bobby hit Gegg and pushed him off of ledges
Roier reassured Gegg that Bobby was only playing, but Charlie still found the kid mean
Bobby downed Gegg, whih resulted in Roier seeing his name in chat. He ignored it but mixed up names when annoyed
Bobby burned down a purple tree in Lullah’s garden, Roier replaced it but it also caught on fire. Gegg placed egg bombs to try and help.
Roier and Bobby left
BadBoyHalo and Dapper arrived and met Gegg
Gegg asked Dapper to be his geggfriend and they agreed
Gegg could not hear Bad and could not log out so called Bad an egg for being silent
Gegg wanted to go to bed so Philza put him with Lullah in her house.
He worried about his lack of egg bed and said no one had ever given him one.
Gegg asked if Lullah would like to be his sister and she hesitantly responded yes, a bit confused because they had only known each other for half an hour
Lullah asked Philza to tell someone she loved him, Gegg said he loved her too
Gegg attempted to keep Philza trapped to sing more lullabies
Phil sung him the Pokemon theme song edited to be about Gegg
In lieu of an egg bed, Gegg tunneled into the dirt and went to sleep
Charlie in chat wished everyone goodnight and told them he was sorry he wasn’t around due to being in exile.
The stream started with the release of Charlie’s parody cover of the song Peaches by Jack Black.
This goes out to my only huevo, JuanaFlippa.
JuanaFlippa, you’re my egg
And I want you back so bad I beg
JuanaFlippa, you do flips
When all I can do are misclicks
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippa
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippa
I love you huevo
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippa
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippand I miss you
Quackity, Philza, and my bitch wife too
A thousand fucking court cases won’t keep me from you
JuanaFlippa on the QSMP
I’ll get her back you’ll see, yeah
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippa
Flippa Flippa, Flippa Flippa Flippa
I love you yeah
Huevo
Need my huevo
Yeah where’s my egg?
I need my egg
Charlie hoped Flippa would hear his song in the sky
He accidentally hit the song trigger again while trying to pull up his camera, he continued experiencing technical issues, including accidentally pulling up a starting screen soon featuring Gegg labeled “GEGGING SOON”
He managed to pull up the video of the song three times and the Gegg screen twice
He finally managed to log on
He logged on on top of the dirt pile he had constructed for the GEGGING SOON screen
He had to dig the pillar all the way down
He turned into Gegg, claiming they were different people.
He spotted Wilbur Soot and Lullah online and headed straight for them, insisting Wilbur would love Gegg. He wanted to scare them.
He snuck over to their hous through the river, finding Wilbur planning house expansions with Lullah.
He stood in the doorway waiting to be noticed, Lullah alerted Wilbur to his presence
Wilbur asked for his name
Wilbur was endeared upon seeing Gegg play music like Lullah
Gegg asked if he was his papa and Wilbur denied it, and then commented on Gegg being ugly for an egg and called him gross and a little bastard egg
Gegg requested he be cleaned, Wilbur shoved him in the river and said to Lullah he was not invested in Gegg
Lullah said Gegg was kind of creepy and Wilbur called him a hideous goofy guy
Charlie laughed hysterically as he bothered Wilbur
Wilbur asked who his dad was as he must have one, Gegg responded that he was abandoned by his papa
Wilbur commented that it being Quackity made sense
He told Gegg he could hang around for the day
Wilbur told him they would teach him music and asked if Gegg knew any songs
He played his epic music and Wilbur caught him out laughing
He played his music and went up for a water drop
He threw the bucket and hit the ground
He continued attempting his bucket drops
He fell and was downed, exposing his username, and then laughed, exposing his voice.
Lullah said she did not like Gegg
Wilbur was extremely confused at losing his hunger, not having picked someone up before
Gegg approached Lullah and called her his sister, then claimed the hole she was digging for the family
Wilbur tried to lead Gegg away to dig his own hole
Gegg refused
Wilbur told him that he was on borrowed time, Gegg insisted that if he wasn’t helped he would die
Wilbur tried to show him a place for a Gegg hole, Gegg started digging down in his front lawn
He got aggravated with Gegg for causing problems and attempted to give up on him and bury him
Gegg tunneled into the basement to get back into the house
Gegg asked for food and then nibbled at the food given for seconds at a time to annoy Wilbur, which he succeeded in
Charlie vowed to haunt him
He walked past Wilbur into the wilderness forcing him to chase
He asked for a story and Wilbur started telling a story about a bad egg in an enchanted forest
Gegg walked past him mid story and shut himself in the yard, remaining on the other side of the fence gate as Wilbur tried to explain his story, then walked away
Gegg continued causing problems
Gegg tunneled down into the house on a private conversation about Lullah’s issues with being left behind
Wilbur attempted to get rid of him but was interrupted by Gegg placing a sign
thank you for being my sister tallulah i have no one
Wilbur put Gegg in the story zone, a hole in the Wall. He told Gegg a story about a smelly, ugly, goopy egg who got eaten alive. He then told the egg was put in a safe box where he couldn’t irritate anyone. He locked Gegg in.
Gegg put down bombs to freak Wilbur out as he had not encountered egg bombs
Wilbur walked away and tried to get back to Lullah
She told him about their new mailbox, he opened the door to see.
are you going to gegbanon me?
Wilbur ignored him entirely
Lullah tried to give Gegg armor
Wilbur tried to put Gegg back in the story hole, he did not want to go
He asked Gegg to get him some items from someone on the server, he needed a “glass hammer,” “tartan paint,” and “a fuck to give.”
Gegg agreed, Wilbur sent him off with a final word
You’re the slimiest damn boy I’ve ever fucking met, you remind me of an old friend of mine
Charlie asked himself what Gegg would do in the face of cruelty, he decided that he would try his best
He decided to get glass and a porkchop
He would have to go undercover as Charlie Slimecicle to get the required items, he decided to steal the things
He broke into Roier’s house through the windows looking for glass
He acquired glass and ham and began looking for “a fuck to give”
His chat suggested he paint it, they guided him through the layout of Roier’s house to steal a canvas to use Bobby’s easel and paint “a fuck to give”
He found paper and broke through the windows to get sugar cane for more to craft a canvas
Roier walked out of the basement
Charlie asked about a canvas and lied about the glass he broke
Roier gave him three canvases and tried to get him to fix the glass
Charlie continued denying, he asked about paint and broke out of a window and dropped down a story to find some
He continued bothering Roier
He made demon noises, Roier and he competed in demon voices
Charlie said he would fuck him in demon voice
They yelled at each other
Charlie gave him toast and Roier spit on it while Charlie painted
Roier was messaged by Wilbur about a green egg
Charlie distracted him with demon voices
Charlie finished drawing a red canvas with black text saying “A Fuck”
Roier asked to see his painting so Charlie painted glass and broke more glass
They said their love you goodbyes
Roier swore at him in Spanish
He headed back for Wilbur
They met up and talked about what Wilbur had missed
They hopped in the boat to talk
Charlie told Wilbur Flippa was dead, and Wilbur was confused as he had not met her
Wilbur practiced his Spanish as he said his condolences
He suggested Charlie meet Lullah
C: Is she anything like Tilín? I really liked Tilín.
W: I don’t know. I did not meet Tilín either. I visited Tilín’s grave. I thought Tilín was a boy-
C: Oh yeah, that’s m ba- That’s my b. Yeah.
W: I thought Tilín was a- Wait. Oh no oh I was told you murdered Tilín.
C: It wasn’t a murder! It was an accident-
W: Manslaughter, you manslaughtered Tilín
C: No, I may be a man and it may have been slaughter, but it was accidental!
W: I don’t blame you I just-
C: I loved Tilín, I was Tilín’s uncle you know? I was like the fun uncle and we went on adventures, then one day, one day I just misclicked I guess.
W: You misclicked? You misclicked the egg to death.
C: Yup, yup. It was a bad misclick. Listen, just don’t- Look me dead in the eyes, look me dead in the eyes because they are dropping like fucking flies out there. If you ever are in a tight corridor or situation with Tallulah where you’re surrounded and you have a sword just be really fucking careful where you swing that thing, okay? Or jump first, or something because it is all fun and games until it’s your fault, okay?
W: Okay- I’ll make sure-!
C: It’s all fun and games until it’s your fault! And you feel it every day! And you’ll do anything to make the grief go away! No matter how insane or ridiculous!
Silence.
W: You need a hug man?
Charlie sniffles a bit.
C: Is that cheating? Is that cheating?
W: Is what cheating?
C: If we hug, is that cheating?
W: Wh- wh- No?
C: I’m not a- That’s good cause I’m not a cheating whore like my wife so-
W: Your wife?
C: Mhm! You’ve missed so much!
W: What’s her name?
C: I’ll just send you the QSMP Slimecicle wiki page.
W: Oh okay, so it’s-
They both laugh.
W: Send it to me and I’ll boat up
C: It’s got like screenshots and yeah you’ll boat up. What? I’ve never heard that before in my life, what do you mean you’ll “boat up?”
W: I’ll bone up on that info
C: You keep saying that and it means less each time.
W: I’ll bone up!
C: Do I want you to bone up on my info? If I got a text from-
W: Siri?
C: Yeah, hey Siri, define “Bone up” It searched Boat
W: Search up Bone
C: It said Boat again
W: Look up the verbs for bone
C: I know one verb and that is cheating.
None of the definitions fit his intended use, Charlie told him that he could not bone as he was in a committed relationship
Wilbur fired back it wasn’t that committed if she was cheating on him
They found the correct usage in an intransitive verb
They got to Wilbur’s house and he went inside to get Lullah
She played them music and they discussed Usher and Mr Worldwide
Charlie pulled out his flute to play with her and tole Wilbur he had found it in the forest
Wilbur told him about the weird egg
Charlie asked about their parents
Lullah: I like your glasses charlie slimecicle
Charlie: Thank you so much, um, hang on
He broke the sign and then paused.
C: Oh, I guess I can just say it to you, I like your melon!
Wilbur laughed
W: You know, Charlie, it’s a relief to introduce someone to Tallulah and they’re not just absolutely fuck-off insane, they’re just kind of normal, kind of chill.
C: Listen-
W: It’s kind of out of character for you Charlie.
C: No no no, listen, I don’t know what you’ve heard or what you’ve boned on but I assure you I’m a calm, I’m a rational guy and I’m just happy to finally meet Tallulah, even though it feels like we know each other so well.
L: Dapper and badboyhalo have it to me <3
C: I like Dapper, he’s a good friend, don’t let your kid be friends with Bobby though he’s a little shit, Tallulah earmuffs on.
W: Bobby? What’s wrong with Bobby?
C: He’s a little fucking shit, he will just beat the hell out of you if he gets the chance.
W: I like Bobby. Oh, yeah he was beating the shit out of me the whole time.
C: If you’re in a room alone with him he will absolutely go for the liver, shut your whole body down and just kick you, keep fucking kicking you while you’re down.
L: Bobby burnt my tree yesterday
She flopped over in despair, Charlie insisted she must have some really really good friend she could trust somewhere out there
Chayanne was labeled as that friend, her main friend
Charlie was introduced to the turtle garden, “Tortoise Heaven”
He right clicked a turtle, claiming it died
Charlie called out Tortoise Heaven as a My Brother, My Brother, and Me joke
Lullah was not happy with Charlie trying to play catch with Agustin the turtle
Charlie talked about his real life turtle pet and the early internet
Wilbur suggested they name a turtle after Slowpoke the Red Eared Slider
They continued discussing pets
They left the turtle garden and Wilbur insisted he take the waypoint
Charlie used it to warp to Phil’s where he transformed into Gegg
He came back and presented Wilbur with the requested items, he was impressed and accepted
Charlie’s skin was reset and his nametag was unhidden, Wilbur commented on it suspiciously
Gegg wished a quick geggbye and warped to Phil’s. He turned into Charlie and frantically thought of a plan.
Due to his skin being reset, Charlie’s nametag was now missing
Wilbur told him Gegg must have stolen it
Charlie did a one man warping fight to Wilbur’s amusement
He got his name back
Charlie informed Lullah that while fighting, Gegg had told him how much he loved her and was sorry
Wilbur: Some eggs, the world I don’t think will miss.
A long pause.
Charlie: J-Jesus man, you really think so? You really think that- I mean, that egg, he looked like, cold and sad and alone. Like he had no one to take in and just like no one cared about him, that’s the vibe I got looking behind his eyes as I was kicking him in on his soft spots and uh-
W: Uhuh, well, it’s weird because like, I don’t think he deserves death. But, I definitely don’t mind him being dead, you know? I don’t know what it is, it’s something, there’s like a magical aura about that egg Charlie, where I feel like everyone that comes into contact with that egg is like utterly repulsed just the most abhorrent-
C: oh.
W: Mess, mess of a person, mess of an egg, you know?
C: Yeah, yeah totally. Totally. But I just- Don’t you think I mean, when you met Tallulah, Tallulah just happens to, you know. If Tallulah didn’t have your hair and hat, and was green and weird and soft and squishy, and played like a four second music loop, does that make mean you wouldn’t love her?
W: Well, no because she’d still be Tallulah. Tallulah could look and act however she wants and I’d still love her and look after her, you know, “A rose by any other name- an amapola by any other name would smell as sweet”
C: Doesn’t sound like it, sounds like if someone’s stinky you want to cut them out of your life.
Lullah: my papa loves me regardless
C: Well, not everyone is lucky enough to have that, you know. And I just think where’s the line?
W: Well I think the line is Gegg. I think everyone on one side of Gegg I appreciate and I like, and every egg that isn’t Gegg, I appreciate and I have a fondness for and I believe that there is a good in all of them.
C: Uhuh.
W: And Gegg I would enjoy watching a very large eighteen wheel truck careen over.
C: Fuck.
W: I think I would applaud even.
C: Well you better start clapping, cause he looked like that already happened to him. So, I don’t know if it could get much worse for Gegg.
W: Well I’d also like to see Gegg rung, like a towel. Just completely drained, like rung out slowly.
C: Jesus.
W: And then I’d like to see Gegg put into an industrial liquid separation device and see all the different parts of Gegg separated into different test tube vials.
C: And then what. Would you love him then?
W: I just don’t know. I think I’d like to see him reconstituted as a slurry.
C: Then what would you do, throw him out?
W: No. You’re never giving us the next part Charlie, I would then take that slurry, mix it with some chicken skin for its binding properties-
C: Oh what the fuck?
W: I would then get some mechanically recovered meat and some anti foaming products, mix it together in a deep fat fryer, I’ve got some Gegg Nuggets. I’ve got some Gegg Nuggets there.
C: And then you-
W: And then I throw them out.
C: Yeah.
W: Guggets.
C: It makes me sad thinking there’s no one out there to eat Gugget, and um, Tallulah! Tallulah, what do you of Gegg? Would you eat Gugget?
L: he is ok i barely know him
W: You see that is because Tallulah is a sweeter person than I, because I barely know Gegg and I wanna see him all kinds of fucked up.
C: Yeah, maybe if you both gave Gegg a chance, cause it sounds like Gegg hasn’t got anyone. You know?
W: I don’t think I’m going to give Gegg a chance.
C: I’m just saying that maybe if you gave- I’m just saying that maybe if you gave Gegg a chance.
W: Charlie you’ve just met Gegg and you’ve beat the shit out of Gegg.
C: Well I didn’t like- Listen, me and Gegg don’t get along, okay? I don’t think, in fact, I don’t think I’m gonna be in the same place as Gegg ever again. But that doesn’t mean that Gegg doesn’t deserve love!
W: Oh-
C: Sorry, someone is calling, I think I got to go…
W: Well it sounds like it’s important.
C: Yeah. It’s the p-mom and she- yeah, she died. I’ve gotta go, but please just take care of yourself, think about those Guggets, maybe giving Gegg a chance. I’m sure he could really use it.
Charlie left, he told Wilbur he was logging out, so he warped to Phil’s logged out, waiting a second, then logged back in.
He turned into Gegg and glided over their house to be unpredictable with the goal to earn Wilbur’s love
Wilbur very tiredly greeted Gegg, commenting he stole Charlie’s name again.
He asked if Wilbur loved him after bringing everything he wanted
Wilbur said he loved that Gegg brought the things
Gegg asked him to say that he loved Gegg
Wilbur said that he liked Gegg very stuntedly
Gegg wrote a sign signed Wilbur reading “I love Gegg – Wilbur – Gegg”
Wilbur asked where Bobby’s parents lived and Gegg led the way
He was ditched
Operation: Get Wilbur to Like Us was declared a complete failure
He snuck up on Quackity and Wilbur having a conversation
Quackity was doing a Spanish stream
He asked if they knew Gegg and Wilbur denied and then said he would turn Gegg into nuggets
Quackity claimed Gegg as his son and told Wilbur to watch what he said next time
Wilbur continued calling Gegg repulsive and stinky
Quackity asked if he could leave Gegg with them
Bad and Dapper approached from the river, Quackity left
Wilbur and Bad held stunted conversation
Gegg ran over to the yard to grab a sign, breaking one of Lullah’s that read “the world needs more love <3”
Quackity attempted to get permission to take Lullah after Wilbur logged out, Wilbur was resistant
Dapper got bored and let their kangaroo out
Lullah pulled Wilbur away to talk about Quackity
Gegg hid behind a tree and watched
Lullah once again expressed being jealous of Gegg, Wilbur reassured her she was his only girl and he didn’t want anymore kids
Charlie turned back into Charlie
He told Wilbur his mom got better
Bad asked him questions about Gegg because he suspected they were the same person
He talked him down but was bribed with avocado toast to try and get more information
Dapper distracted them with a capuchin monkey
Charlie gave the dying excuse again
He asked if he had seen the Grim Reaper around after his run in
He warped to Phil’s and transformed, he was frustrated at no one liking Gegg. He decided to try and change angles
He ran along the wall to get back to the others
They had made it to Roier’s house
He watched from a tree as Wilbur wrote a letter to Bobby’s parents about his behavior
Gegg flew down to scare Bad
Roier appeared and read the letter
Wilbur and Lullah left
Quackity read the letter
Someone threw a splash of invisibility down on them, Quackity and Roier ran up to yell while Gegg put signs up to show his location
He led them to his imaginary grave and urged them to solve his death
Dapper gave him milk but he refused
They tried to make him drink it but he hid in the river and drank it to reappear as Charlie’s
He joined the conversation by smashing in through the window
Bad broke the other glass for symmetry
Charlie walked away from it all rethinking his plan
Wilbur raided and Charlie told him to mute while he did a bit about his terrible secret identity
He lamented his state
He called Lullah fake for changing her opinion of him when her dad was around
He complained abut egg beauty standards
He decided that the only way to get people to love him was to die as Gegg
Gegg spied on Quackity’s therapy session with Melissa
While watching through the windows Gegg was teleported between windows by an admin
He was determined to make them love him
They did an extended bit in Spanish, Roier covered up the windows Gegg was at
Quackity came outside to tell him what was going on
They were fine with Gegg watching the session as he was Quackity’s son
He asked if the admins could warp him again to scare them
Quackity told Gegg to come in because it was cold, Gegg broke through the window and sat down
Roier showed his qualifications
Quackity talked about seeing Tilín in the new eggs as a way to suppress his grief
Gegg got bored and laid under the couch, Quackity yelled at him to not chew the gum down there
He went to the other couch and started eating gum
He smacked Gegg for eating gum which he was now actively doing
Roier reminded Quackity that he was a reporter for domestic violence on the island
Quackity denied being abusive, Roier suggested he spend more time with his son.
Quackity yelled at Gegg to sit down
Gegg spotted something outside an upper window and tried to call attention to it
They noticed the things outside and Roier checked
They were given an activity to draw each other as they saw them and then he would analyze each one and what it said about their relationship
Quackity drew a picture of an egg that resembled Charlie labeled “Needy little Bitch”
Gegg drew what Roier called beautiful
Quackity asked Roier to analyze the paintings
Gegg said he wanted hair like in the painting, Quackity insisted that he did
Gegg asked about how confidential everything in the office was and then hatched into Charlie
Roier’s mind was blown
Charlie said he had a lot to tell him
He told Roier he was Gegg and transformed back
Roier had Melisa switch out with him
Quackity complained about Charlie expecting him to take care of him
Gegg transformed into Charlie again
Charlie asked Quackity about talking to Melisa/Roier seeing as they maybe had the she problem
She denied wanting to be someone else
He asked her if she had experienced any of his problems and was denied on every account
Quackity and Charlie had a heart to heart, Quackity denied being his dad
Quackity told him he supported his decision to be Gegg, Charlie yelled about him wanting him to be Gegg in the first place
They continued arguing and Charlie told him it was about finding meaning after Flippa.
Quackity would accept him as Gegg but did not have the resources to support a child
Charlie told him about everyone hating Gegg, Quackity was surprised because he said he loved Gegg
Charlie was touched by someone actually liking Gegg
He gave a list of people who didn’t like Gegg when asked
Roier started playing music while laying on the couch
Quackity vowed to give those who didn’t like Gegg what they deserve
Gegg agreed to help his one friend
Voy a tratar como mi mejor amigo y no como mi hijo
[I’m going to treat like my best friend and not my son.]
Quackity promised that Gegg would never replace Tilín but he would be Gegg’s only friend.
Quackity and Gegg were made Best Friend and Geggfriend
Gegg told Quackity how much it meant
we are gegg -Gegg
Quackity asked who he wanted to hurt first and Gegg responded “Everyone who is not GEGG”
He specified they were gegg and selected Wilbur as the first victim
He grabbed the sexy Quackity painting and they set off to vandalize his house
They ran chanting “Wilbur no es gegg”
Quackity specified they leave Lullah out of it and they agreed she was gegg
“Quackity de sexo es aqui!” - Gegg
He placed sexy Quackity on their house
Roier put on a balaclava
Gegg wrote “WILBUR NO ES GEG” on everything
The dug up his yard
Quackity banned anything in the house
Bad and Dapper warped in to find them tearing up the place
Bad found out Gegg could speak
They demanded to know if he was gegg
He at first said no before saying yes to get them to stop
Dapper filled in holes
Lullah arrived and Bad explained the vandalism
Bad demanded to know what was happening and who the one with the mask was
He forgot to mute and Bad demanded why he briefly sounded like Slime
They left
Quackity had to leave but told them to continue the job
Roier told him they would get arrested, Gegg urged him on
Gegg led him to Roier’s house and started breaking windows
He told Roier to pick someone’s house
They went to Quackity’s house where Gegg placed all of his egg bombs
They did a geggdance
Gegg informed him that all Gegg’s were the father of all other Gegg’s
He attempted to make Roier a real Gegg, it didn’t work
They shouted about how Gegg they were
Roier gave Gegg his diploma, making him Dr Gegg
Charlie hatched and then logged off for the night
He played the Flippa song again for the people who hadn’t seen, the technical issues were back
Charlie teased something exciting happening that day on the server
He announced that he would go and strip at the new strip club as Gegg to get rich
He was still wearing the suit from the funeral
While boating, he was hit with random funk music near Vegetta’s house
He was compelled to investigate, and tried to break in through the roof
The ceiling was protected, so he had to ask for entrance
The music was stopped so they could let him in
He was teleported inside, Bad was rainbow
Bad used rainbow jelly on him
Quackity was mixing drinks in real life
They all did a toast and drank
Vegetta was called out to the pole to preform, his nametag was changed to “La Mamada”
Everyone cheered
Vegetta called up Foolish and gave him a lapdance
Everyone danced on the floor, Charlie started raiding the bar
He wanted to drink until he could no longer feel
They all danced around Vegetta in the middle
Charlie attempted to twerk too and fell over hurting himself
Fit gave out shots
Foolish tried to give Charlie a peptalk and flopped on the floor with him in solidarity
Charlie was worried about Mariana showing up and seeing
Foolish insisted they were the light of the party
Charlie found a secret room and Bad intercepted
Foolish and Charlie were left by the others, who went into the secret room
Both of them drank and got confused
Charlie yelled about how alone he always was
They were hypnotised by a gif of a bio luminescent butterfly
Bad approached him
Charlie showed off a move he liked to pull when bad things happened, it was called “crying”
Charlie asked Fit for a shot that would take him out, Foolish offered to shoot him with his gun, Bad tried to deescalate
He took two shots to the head, but PVP wasn’t enabled so he was fine
He ate some salt and then Foolish took him to the VIP room
Bad continued trying to get him away, Fit led him out of the hall
Fit, and Bad tried to give him some carbs to sober up
Charlie threw up
He said he should head home
Charlie told Foolish he looked drunk and asked him to walk in a straight line, he fell over and Charlie fell on top of him
Bad had them sit at the bar and attempt to get them to sober up
Charlie could barely sit in the chair
Bad tried to convince him he had no bones which freaked him out
Foolish and Charlie tried to wrestle and then both of them tried to wrestle Fit
Bad joined in
Foolish was feeling better
They wanted to know how to get into the VIP but Fit was acting as bodyguard
They both attempted to bribe their way in
Maxo came out and relayed information he had gotten about Quackty wanting to kill Chayanne that night
Charlie and Foolish put on armor as a disguise to get into VIP
Inside there was a second locked door with Quackity locked inside
Maxo confronted Quackity about his intentions against the eggs, Charlie was too drunk to read the subtitles and talked about spaghetti with Foolish
Maxo announced that they would have a judge decide on Quackity’s fate, which really brought down Charlie’s vibe
Charlie told him that being surrounded by friends and having a blood alcohol content of 65% would make him not want to kill the eggs anymore
The party was declared over
Charlie relogged with a new skin, a playboy bunny style outfit
They all went outside
They let Quackity walk off
Charlie said it was his bad for slipping and killing his egg
The others took in his outfit
Maxo told him he could come whenever he wanted, and Charlie made a comment about being loyal to his wife
Foolish gave him a water bath to sober him up and made a comment about Mariana. Charlie shot back that he had seen Mariana on TikTok in a maid dress recently
He left to go check on Quackity, but he decided to go as Gegg “emphasis on gay I guess,” he did not know how to remove the rainbow effect
Quackity was sitting in a village house drowning his problem and staring at a photo, Gegg dropped in on him from the roof and asked what was wrong
He giggled when he noticed the photo was of someone
It took a while for Quackity to turn around so Gegg hit him to get his attention
An admin gave him a sponge to clear the rainbow, but he didn’t know that was it’s use
Quackity was sobbing that he had been betrayed and Gegg insisted through the use of egg signs that he needed to eat and clean up his act. It was lost in translation, so Gegg unmuted.
Gegg: What’s wrong father?
Quackity: No me hables. No me hables que estoy triste. [Don’t talk to me. Don’t tell me that I’m sad.]
G: You need to clean. You need to clean up your act father. Quackity sad, Gegg sad. You need food. Carbs. Necesitas carbs papa, necesitas carbs.
Q: Yes, I do I do.
G: Ahora carbs!
Quackity tried to say something
G: Silencio puta padre, necesitas carbs!
Q: GEGG! I can hear you man, I’m very sad.
G: You’re fucked up.
Charlie turned back into himself and told him that he had ruined the party
Quackity wasn’t sure what he’d done wrong
He told Charlie that they had gotten them to tell them his plan to kill eggs
Charlie told him that it had been a weird party and he just needed to sober up and recover
He asked if Quackity would want a hug and learned that he was streaming from his bathroom
Charlie tried to “take away the keys” so to speak by taking away the computer, but Quackity wanted to drive drunk
He set up a boat for him to drive around in
Quackity wanted to be driven around while he played sad songs
They drove around for a bit and Quackity wanted to go to Minecraft Cancoon for friends
Charlie realized that the photo Quackity had been holding the entire time was of Mariana in drag
Quackity ran and was chased down until he combat logged
Charlie attempted to start a fight with a bull who was saying mean things to him. All of the bulls friends joined in beating him up
He looked at the map and found everyone was at Wilbur and Lullah’s house
Quackity raided, Charlie was still angry as he assumed Mariana was cheating, he hurled insults at Quackity
He insisted that Wilbur would make things okay and that Lullah was sweet
Charlie really wanted to un-rainbow himself
The group had migrated by the time he got to the house so he had to keep walking, he didn’t want to be alone
He came across Wilbur Soot, Lullah, BadBoyHalo, and Dapper
Wilbur question his being rainbow, and he said Bad had spiked his drink with rainbows
Wilbur was sympathetic to his distress
Dapper made Wilbur rainbow too
They took photos of each other
Wilbur joked that his love for Hamilton was returning, they sung the song My Shot
Lullah asked if Wilbur had something to tell her, he asked her to stop truthing
Charlie announced they were both Hamilton super fans and that he found Lin Manuel Miranda’s lip bite photo courageous and hot
They walked towards the museum and came across a Gegg sign reading “who is El backflipo?” Wilbur asked the same question
C: You know what? I don’t fucking know anymore man.
Wilbur asked how long they would be rainbows
They looked at art
Wilbur pointed out JuanaFlippa in a piece, her shell was caved in and yolk was oozing out. Charlie broke the photo.
He got mad and called Wilbur an “Aaron Burr”
He was extremely distressed to find that the only art featuring Flippa featured her “brutally murdered and spread across the page”
Bad showed him one on the other side of the room that featured all of the eggs happy, he liked it but couldn’t find Gegg in the picture
Charlie insisted he would change history.
Foolish and Leonarda announced their approach with gunshots
Charlie asked Foolish for a book and quill to make a Bible or constitution
Wilbur suggested they do it like madlibs, but instead Charlie proposed a one-word story constitution
Charlie: We
Foolish: Jelly
Wilbur: People
Bad: Every
C: Where
F: Because
W: We
B: Love
C: Men
We jelly people everywhere because we love men.
C: Every
F: Day
W: Men
B: Go
C: To
F: Pee
W: However
B: Sometimes
C: They
F: Cum
W: Here
B: Is
C: That
F: Goo
W: You
B: Smelly
C: Dude
Everyday men go to pee. However sometimes they cum. Here is that goo you smelly dude.
He signed the book and named it “The Peeamble”
They got another book to make a post-amble
Wilbur Soot, the only Brit between them went to get his real life replica of the constitution
He commented that it had been used as an ashtray, Charlie made fun of him for being British
C: In
W: The
B: Beginning
F: God
C: Wept
W: Representatives
B: Of
F: Congress
C: Decided
They went to get the eggs who had wandered off, Wilbur included Charlie in a way that he found hurtful, he complained to Foolish
He insisted that Flippa was coming back
Bad had found all of the eggs hiding in a hole
Wilbur relogged so they all crouched in a hole, Charlie made sonar sounds
They all relogged to hear him
Wilbur commented on it being the first time he ever spoke to Foolish
Wilbur said they should head to the school to drop off cake, Charlie asked if it was a task
Bad commented that it was for people with chlidren
Wilbur suggested he help watch Lullah
They mentioned how hypnotizing they found the rainbow gradients covering each other
Charlie explained that he hadn’t made the skin he was wearing, he had found it on Skindex by searching “Sexy Slimecicle”
Wilbur learned about Mariana being the reason behind Flippa’s death and suggested “your bitch wife must be real torn up about it”
Foolish said he was rooting for them both
Charlie agreed to babysit and asked if there were any differences in the meta
Wilbur called Lullah low maintenance, except for her wandering away constantly
They found all of the eggs had made their way to the roof of an abandoned building, Charlie called their parenting lax
Leo shot him down
Bad noticed Charlie accidentally holding an egg sign in view
Dapper got permission from Bad to kill Charlie, who was not happy about it
Wilbur asked what Lullah thought of Charlie, she liked him and gave him a poppy
Charlie was saddened by the resemblance to Tilín
They started headed to the school
Wilbur asked what he knew of Quackity, before answering Charlie asked for Wilbur’s own opinion
He explained further to Charlie the homework system, Foolish made an insensitive comment about some eggs growing up
Wilbur sang Charlie’s Flippa song to himself, they sung it together, he said it was high praise that Wilbur was singing it
There was only one task left, Wilbur invited him to go with him and Lullah to build a forest cabin
Foolish and Bad were arguing
Wilbur admitted to being the judge for a trial with Quackity
Dapper and Wilbur had their rainbows removed by Dapper
Upon getting a better look at his skin, Charlie realized that the skin he had randomly found was in fact a bunny suit
They chatted about their limited Spanish
Charlie attempted to pet the cacti in Lullah’s garden
Wilbur told Lullah it was like when he told her not to eat glue, Charlie asked about which kind of glues were on the menu
Lullah suggested he fell as a child, Charlie said that was rude and it was only seven flights of stairs maximum
Wilbur suggested they build Charlie a small place to stay next to the house for the quest, Charlie talked about his past homes
They did a bit about the decorative trapdoors on Wilbur’s house
Roier and Bobby appeared
Leonarda is bleeding. Leonarda was slain by Cachalot Whale
Leonarda was slain by Cachalot Whale
Wilbur and Charlie panicked about it, until Charlie insisted that it was probably going to be written off as lag and she wouldn’t have to go to court or pray to God
They worried about if Leo was actually dead, she had been taken down a single life
Charlie admitted that he thought he was the only one bad enough at the game that his egg would die
Wilbur called himself a helicopter parent
Charlie commented on Phil doing tasks for him, and how he hadn’t had that safety net in Mariana, even mentioning that he had made an unused custody schedule
Wilbur asked if JuanaFlippa was in Hell
He told him about Flippa’s deaths, and Mariana’s misclicks
When asked about Tilin, Charlie paused and said that “it runs in the family”
He relayed his misclick and the aftermath
Charlie asked if he had seen the Angel around, and got a no, he insisted that Flippa was coming back
Wilbur stared into the sun and burned his retinas trying to see an angel
He was given a tour of the house while they waited for Lullah to relog
Charlie spoke to a chest (which called itself a “little slot”) and tried to leave but was trapped inside by the talking locked door
Charlie asked if there was anything that didn’t talk or want to fuck
Wilbur introduced him to the asexual glass blower’s workbench
Luckily chest was a very respectful ally of workbench
Chest apologized for coming onto him, then asked him to grab a diamond out of it
Wilbur commented that the chest then had to smoke a cigarette
Roier approached with Bobby on his way back to his own house, he commented on how pretty Charlie was in his outfit
Charlie commented on the appliances in Wilbur’s house, Roier said it was fine and took off his armor, revealing his outfit from the club
Bobby started hitting him
Roier advertised Casualones as a Five Nights at Freddy’s style pizza place before leaving
They went back inside and Charlie asked if the cutting board would be weird if he cut something on it
The cutting board was non-verbal but according to Wilbur, would moan. Charlie was unsure of whether using it would be a good idea or not because he couldn’t get it’s opinion
Wilbur agreed that without consent they shouldn’t use the cutting board
The second floor was introduced as “the liminal space”
The top floor was Lullah’s room
Charlie accidentally broke a ladder by flipping a trapdoor and Wilbur insisted he leave through the “horny door”
Charlie insisted that anyone could break it
Wilbur: I’m not a misclicker like you!
W: I’m so sorry.
C: I’ll go
He left the house
Wilbur offered him a garbage can and was forgiven
He wanted to sleep in the trash can.
Together they constructed a tent for Charlie
Wilbur got him a sleeping bag, as he had not slept in nearly two weeks
Lullah logged back in, she questioned why Charlie wanted to build a dumpster to live in
Wilbur made it a bit nicer, and Charlie got emotional
Wilbur planted trees around it to hide the view from his house
W: You’re part of the homestead.
C: I’m part of the family?
W: That’s not what I said.
C: Thank you man, I’ve really been waiting to hear, and I’ve felt the same way so I’m really happy you feel that way too
He hugged Wilbur
Wilbur said that Lullah wanted to keep him around and took a picture of them together
They had to tell a scary story to Lullah
Chesty the chest tried tempting Charlie to root through it some more for string despite not having it
Wilbur insisted that he be a good influence on Lullah
Charlie told a story about a little guy who lived in a blue world. It was the song Blue by Eiffle65 again.
Wilbur challenged him to a full game of chess so he wouldn’t finish, Charlie had no idea how to play
They narrated it like a Yugioh battle
Lullah danced around and waited until they were done
Charlie attempted to shit on the board
He briefly stole all of Lullah’s signs
Charlie had a conversation with his Yugioh mind grandpa
Lullah went to bed
Charlie thanked Wilbur for seeing past his reputation and letting him be around
Wilbur offered to play him a bedtime song, as that was part of being in the family
Wilbur sung him a goodnight song on his guitar before logging off
Charlie realized that maybe he just needed to be himself
He missed Gegg and turned into him. Roier wandered by.
Wilbur raided and Charlie admitted that he was going to go bother someone as Gegg
Spreen and Roier were talking upstairs in Roier’s house, Gegg broke some glass to get their attention
Roier introduced Spreen to Gegg, he called Gegg diseased so Gegg said that Spreen now had all Gegg diseases
Bobby beat up Gegg
Roier asked if he spoke Spanish
“si mucho brazil go messi -Gegg” - Gegg
Messi was from Argentina, and Spreen commented on it, Gegg insisted it was okay to make Gegg mistakes, and he was very Spanish
They spoke extremely fast Spanish
Bobby tried to set Gegg on fire
Gegg tried to claim Spreen as a father, Bobby broke his sign
Gegg attempted to leave, Bobby followed him
G: hola -Gegg
B: Sup?
G: not much hby -Gegg
B: doing well I guess haven’t seen you before…
G: soy gegg mucho gegg siempre gegg -Gegg
G: it is nice to gegg meet you
B: I understand gegg
G: thank you
G: what are your favorite things
B: what type of things?
G: what do you like to do? I like to gegg
B: kill tbh
G: how does it feel should I do it – Gegg
B: I kill everything that moves
G: what is Gegg move Gegg gegg have to geg go bye
Roier approached mid conversation and asked if Gegg wanted to see something
Bobby drank an invisibility potion and started beating up Gegg
Roier showed Gegg his skin and asked his opinion, Gegg did not like it and flopped over
He suggested Roier would look better like Gegg, then apologized when it was taken meanly
Bobby and Gegg gave each other food
Gegg was confused a the invisibility and wondered if he was a ghost, Bobby followed him around invisibly
B: You remember me of somebody
G: probably gegg
B: He was green like you…. MMMMMMM
G: another little huevo? like gegg
B: And i want to kill him…
G: :( how come?
G: is he not gegg enough?
B: Cause he tooked something from me… FOREVER
G: WHAT? GEGG
B: Someone…
G: Gegg is sorry. Maybe he is too.
B: You think he is?
G: I think he just wanted to be her uncle and messed up
B: I gues… Everyone makes mistakes even… me tbh
G: no bobby eres perfecto soy gegg -Gegg
G: you may be a little violent but don’t change for anyone -Geg
G: Gegg is gegg Bobby is bobby
B: I will
G: you are a good egg bobby -Gegg thank you
B: If you see that green guy tell him to not feel guilty
B: Anymore…
G: are you sure?
B: Mmmmm…
B: Sure… Can’t hate him forever
G: Gegg is gegg feel how you feel that is bobby and that is good
G: even if you are u
G: pest
G: it is ok to not always be strong -Gegg
B: Agree
G: it was nice talking bobby -Gegg stay safe
G: geggsmoochies -Gegg
B: Same… Tell Slime to feel free to be like he was before
B: Bye..
Bobby seemingly logged out
Gegg wrote out a sign before stopping and deleting it
I really hope you make it
Instead he wrote “gegg” and left
Charlie turned back into himself, he was emotional
He called it the nicest day he’d had in a really long time
Mariana introduced himself and claimed Charlie as his boyfriend. He called his ex-boyfriend a cop. Charlie commented on his talking about Foolish a lot
Maxo called for Mariana to pick a new boyfriend from the new members
Cellbit agreed to be it
Charlie got up to the podium
C: Hello everyone! My name is Charlie Slimecicle, I’m from the United States. Mariana is my bitch wife, we’re both Leos. I’ve made some mistakes, and so has he and we used to have a beautiful daughter until he killed her! Twice! Two times! But he has a very good body so I always forgive him.
I also have another name, I also have one more name, that other name is El Backflipo.
Jaiden went up and introduced herself as “Mexican and soon to be Portuguese as well” and threatened anyone who hurt Bobby with a murder-suicide
Charlie turned to Mariana and saw his skin without his armor on. Mariana was dressed in a full maid dress.
He immediately started flirting and they snuck out. Charlie switched his skin to his Playboy Bunny style one to show Mariana.
He had to redownload the skin
He logged back in and they began flirting
Everyone ran over to them to get to the exit, they left the room and continued minecraft sex roleplay
They were all going to Chico Malo’s Pizzeria for food so Bad hired Charlie as entertainment.
Charlie suggested they get drunk on marinara sauce
Charlie’s job was upped to sexy waiter
He invited Mariana to join in being a sexy waiter
He danced on Felps’ table
He continued dancing on random tables
Everyone asked for a photo
The customers grew displeased with slow service
Charlie was recruited to make pizzas, he began handing out avocado toast to the customers
The customers weren’t happy
Bad gave him more toast to hand out
Charlie continued dancing at tables and handing out food
They filed out, Charlie was overwhelmed with noise
Fit handed out beers
Charlie bounced around random conversations.
He walked in on Forever telling Philza he had a big boat
They left for a boat ride
Charlie bounced over to a conversation with Quackity, Mariana, Pac, Mike, and others. He lied that Quackity was trying to tell them he was a bad person and that “Mexicano” meant “malo y triste”
They all goofed around
Charlie repeated Philza until he was pulled aside, he made jokes at Foolish
He realized that his things were in the pizzeria but didn’t care to retrieve them
Charlie commented on the missing eggs
Forever publicly claimed Philza Minecraft as his Sugar Daddy.
Vegetta called Foolish over, Charlie followed like he was talking to him
Quackity gave Island Exposition
Charlie wandered around to Roier’s house where he found Mariana and Roier exiting the castle
Mariana tried to convince Roier that Bobby was dead
They all pushed each other off the edge of Bobby’s tower
Charlie pushed Mariana but he had a glider in his hand so he slowly floated down
M: Bye bye bitch!
Maxo shoved him off the edge
Foolish shot Mariana
Mariana and Charlie acted overly sweet as they helped each other up
Vegetta downed Charlie for attacking Foolish
Foolish insisted that shooting Mariana was an accident, Mariana told him it was an accident that would rip off his limbs and used his chainsaw on Foolish
They all forgave each other
Roier showed them where the therapy building was
Charlie went inside and turned himself into Gegg.
Bad questioned him about where the other eggs were
Mariana was confused as he had never met Gegg before, they were the only two to notice him
While Bad was thinking about the eggs Mariana got to know Gegg
Gegg claimed to have come from a gegg hole
Mariana asked who took care of him, he almost answered Quackity before saying “no one” and asking for Mariana to be his papa.
Mariana did not want to be Gegg’s papa but Gegg latched onto it and Bad told him how sweet it was
Mariana insisted that he did not want a new child, that he still missed JuanaFlippa.
Mariana yelled for Jaiden, who was nearby. She hadn’t met Gegg and was excited to.
Mariana ran away
Gegg broke out of the window and watched as they came back in
He followed Mariana despite his protests
Mariana insisted that the egg was sick and not his
Gegg reminded him of JuanaFlippa.
B: No, this is your new JuanaFlippa.
Jaiden encouraged Mariana to teach Gegg how to flip
Gegg did a flip, which convinced Mariana to let him come along
Mariana was miserable about it
They approached a small group, Fit recognized Gegg
Roier started poking at Gegg but Mariana got defensive, insisting they not hurt him
He gave Gegg beer and a chainsaw with the instruction to kill Foolish
Vegetta defended his boyfriend, Mariana tried to stop him
Gegg was attacked and downed, Charlie tried to combat log but he didn’t make it in time
He logged back in at Spawn
He made his way back to find that his identity was exposed via his corpse
He tried to explain himself, they buried the body
Mariana buried himself with the body
Foolish insisted he was unkillable and was downed repeatedly for it
Charlie rode a bike he stole in circles around Mariana while singing, which made him laugh
Bad suggested they go look for their kids, Charlie tried to help but Bad tried excluded him on the basis of his child being dead
Charlie insisted that if all of the eggs were together there was a chance
Bad agreed to let him help
Charlie ate a maggot
Bad suspected Charlie of wanting to steal an egg for himself
Charlie tried to convince him he was trustworthy and Bad reluctantly agreed
Jaiden complimented his outfit
Charlie made a comment about Dapper’s nightmare
C: The difference is you have nightmares, and my life is one.
Bad suggested he try Melatonin. Charlie was scared to sleep because he dreamed of Flippa and it wasn’t forever
Jaiden suggested dreamless sleep tricks
They all went looking, they decided to check the adoption center first
Charlie talked up Gegg and accidentally implied Gegg was part avocado
There were no eggs inside the attic
Charlie suggested they try the eggs favorite spots
They went to check the Museum
He was about to point out the cracked and broken Flippa in an art piece when he found a piece by @Ok_Boomer_Anz which he really liked.
They commented on how hard the Brazilians had crashed the boat
Bad told him about how large the island was. He said “There are oceans on the island.”
Charlie took this to mean that Brazil was a part of the island.
Ph1LzA: 35
Ph1LzA: not old
Slimecicle: 36
Slimecicle: Philza is lying he is 74 and needs assistance
FoolishG is bleeding. FoolishG fell from a high place
Slimecicle: he is just confused
Ph1LzA: CHARLIE
FoolishG: HELLp
FoolishG: HELLp
FoolishG: BVACK HERE
FoolishG: COME BA K
They began walking to Vegetta’s to help Foolish
Charlie didn’t want to go clubbing with the eggs missing.
They came across a long table in a clearing, which reminded Bad to invite them to a party
Bad and Charlie admitted to stealing Jaiden’s furniture
Bad put Charlie in a Security Craft cage
Charlie wasn’t happy about it, he questioned if Bad even wanted his help
They followed the group and realized they were going to Casualonas. Bad told Jaiden about how drunk Charlie had gotten there, Charlie insisted he wasn’t drunk even though he could not remember the events
They got to the club and Bad asked why people were there instead of looking for eggs
Charlie pulled Phil aside to say each other’s names repeatedly, Charlie was overstimulated after less than a minute with people
Someone put on music so Charlie started dancing at the pole with Vegetta
Mariana appeared and demanded to know why Charlie was there
Charlie told him he was earning money for the household so Mariana agreed and joined in doing random emotes with Charlie
Melissa made an appearance which made Charlie a bit upset at being shown up
Mariana and Charlie chased Phil around bothering him
Melissa, Vegetta, and Mariana danced on the stage
Forever claimed he had something to present, he stripped fully naked and began to do a dance "for Philza." Mariana told Charlie to close his eyes.
Charlie commented on this being the world that was created after Flippa died, Mariana told him they now had freedom
Charlie approached Foolish and declared he was having a moment of clarity and needed to drink
He was going a bit crazy and needed a distraction, luckily the server made an announcement at that moment.
They were all called to the Adoption Center to get their eggs
Charlie expected Flippa to be there
While riding his bike back Charlie talked about how he knew The Angel would come through and get Flippa back.
His chat begged for him to change his skin but he didn’t have time
He ran into Jaiden on their way there. He told her how excited he was because “she’s been gone so long!”
He ran around looking for them only to realize that they were invisible on his screen
He relogged to see them
He looked around and called out for Flippa.
His calls got quieter before stopping, he sighed and instead went to talk to the returned eggs
C: Bobby, I’m so glad you’re okay! Kind of.
He followed Mariana around, mutedly asking where Flippa was.
They went off to the side.
C: I kinda, kinda hoped she’d uh…
M: They are happy with their eggs.
C: They all are really really happy man, because all of their eggs came back.
They paused.
M: But, but don’t worry man, we did it great, you know?
C: Did we? We didn’t even send her to school,
M: Yeah.
C: She didn’t even grow up.
M: Don’t worry man, we did it great, we were good parents. We did it great.
C: She went to Hell. She went to Hell, Mariana.
Mariana laughed
M: Probably!
C: Oh cool, oh the missions are updated great. Okay Mariana, well if Flippa’s not back then I guess…
He took off his armor, Mariana copied him.
C: Then I guess we’ll have to make a family this way
M: Okay, alrigh-
Charlie turned into Gegg which made Mariana laugh
Forever: MEU DIOS! I SAW IT! ELE E UM OVO! [HE IS AN EGG!]
Charlie: No one will believe you.
Forever went running for Philza, calling for his “sugar daddy” when he received no response he chased after Gegg
Gegg was forced to escape with an enderpearl and turn back into Charlie
He ran back to the group of Brazilians and Mariana
C: Do you think these people are going to get eggs too and then we’ll be like super alone?
M: No and if they get eggs we will kill all the eggs, because if we can’t have a family
Foolish wrote in chat that there was a new egg so they went to the adoption center to see
They wore a Brazilian futbol jersey
The Brazilians crowded the new egg, Charlie and Mariana passed each other weapons to kill them.
They followed Quackity outside and asked if everyone would be getting new eggs
Maxo mourned his egg, Trump, and was comforted by the other grieving parents
Quackity told them that because Wilbur Soot was gone on a trip, his egg had no one taking care of her. Charlie and Mariana only wanted Flippa back, they did not want to take care of a new egg.
Charlie said that if not Flippa they wanted Gegg, Quackity told him that he was given a good presentation for why, Gegg might end up on the egg statistics
Mariana urged him not to because Quackity only wanted content
Charlie began his case
1. The statistics graphic was uneven
2. Gegg was beloved by all
3. Gegg just lost a life and the information needed to be out there
4. Gegg is Quackity’s kid and he should stand up for him
Mariana reminded Charlie they were going to murder the new egg, so they went to do that
Cellbit suggested the name “Richarlyson” for the egg, Charlie misheard it as “Charlie’s son”
Quackity started helping the Brazilian’s out with Richarlyson
Charlie tried to drown him
Mariana and Charlie tried to find a way to kill the egg but didn’t attack.
Richarlyson used yellow signs
Mariana and Charlie encouraged Bobby to fight Richarlyson and started betting on the fight
Charlie pulled Mariana aside to remark on how easily they could take out Richarlyson, Forever confronted them and said that they may not have items but they could steal things and they shouldn’t mess with them
They watched the Brazilians with their new egg
C: What are we gonna do man? Everyone else is so fucking happy. Everyone else is so happy. I hate it! I hate how happy they are!
M: Look, the egg, it’s alone.
They tried to get Richarlyson to follow them but were intercepted by his parents and had to run
They were both downed by a skeleton and had to crawl back to the adoption center
They called for help and begged forgiveness
No one heard them and they died next to the door
Charlie was downed again by a skeleton after getting his things, he apologized to Brazil and tried to remember which soccer player to root for
He called for Mariana but he didn’t make it in time
Together they buried Mariana’s body
They went back to the group and tried to get Richarlyson again but were once again intercepted
Charlie claimed that his name having “Charlyson” in it meant he was Charlie’s son
Bobby and Richarlyson started attacking each other
Mariana wandered away and Charlie followed after him
Charlie tried to insert himself as a Richarlyson parent
He wandered around, sticking near Mariana
Bobby fired some shots at Richarlyson which caused a brief panic
Charlie wasn’t happy about people being in Gegg’s room
Mariana suggested they kill all of the Brazilians with tnt
Cellbit asked if he needed to keep an eye on Charlie and then made kissing noises at him
Charlie and Mike commented on how much they resembled each other and Charlie claimed him as his brother
Mariana pulled Charlie aside and gave him tnt
Quackity was pushed from the wall by Philza and landed next to them.
Mariana blackmailed him with Flippa’s life he agreed
Q: You know what we can do?
M: We can kill the new Portuguese egg.
Q: Why would you wanna do that?
M: I don’t know.
C: I actually don’t know either.
Q: We’re just lonely people huh? We’re just lonely people. We just want an egg to take care of.
C: I got you guys.
He turned into Gegg briefly but was denied.
Quackity left to talk to the Brazilians
Mariana and Charlie were left alone.
They caught up with each other, Quackity walked over and suggested they live together which was quickly denied by Mariana. Charlie agreed they would both love to live in Quackity’s house.
Quackity proposed they all get one egg for fairness with the new people getting an egg, Mariana suggested they pay the admins to bring back Flippa. Charlie suggested they pay the admins at all.
They argued with Quackity
Fit arrived with Ramon and was threatened by Mariana
Quackity was called aside by Forever so they both spied on the conversation
Quackity was trying to get Forever to steal Lullah with him
They were both confused, but agreed that Forever was crazy and was possibly a Virgo
Charlie wanted to see Mariana’s house
Mariana asked about his own and Charlie complained about losing the waypoint. Mariana tried to help him. He told Mariana about his tent in Wilbur’s backyard and took him to see.
Mariana called it “comfortable.” He was clearly not happy with seeing that it was where Charlie was staying.
He brought Charlie to see his house and told him that he could not live there. Charlie pretended to not understand, which frustrated Mariana because he was trying very hard to be understood.
They arrived at Marianas house, Charlie continued trying to get himself a place there
He climbed the balcony and broke through a window, then he laid down on Mariana’s bed.
Mariana from downstairs: Motherfucker! Oh man.
Mariana walked upstairs and stopped upon seeing Charlie.
C: Hola sexo
Mariana ran up and got on the bed
M: Let’s have sexo
Charlie laughed and got up
C: You’re so ready! Just so fast!
M: I’m sorry
C: No don’t be don’t be, I’m glad I’m glad.
Charlie looked around and found a stonecutter
C: Como si dice “Cock and Ball Torture”
It was “Tortura de huevo y penes”
They talked about Mariana’s preferences and Charlie’s inexperience.
Mariana complained about Charlie breaking his blocks and placing different ones
M: Fucking Leo.
C: That’s you dude!
M: Yeah but I’m different.
Charlie was impressed with Mariana’s sliding glass doors and immediately cut himself in half with them
M: You know Slime, out of role we need to play one game
C: I’d love to dude! I’d absolutely love to just shoot the shit!
M: I was joking
Charlie logged out.
He logged back on.
C: I’m gonna misclick you one day.
M: In real life?
C: In real life, we’re gonna meet up and I’m gonna misclick you.
Mariana thought DND was cool but hard, Charlie talked about it excitedly
They continued just talking about their own lives and getting to know each other. Charlie invited Mariana to visit him in Vermont or go to Mexico with his bad Spanish.
Mariana joked about him setting him up with someone for a greencard
They continued talking about their lives
Bobby appeared
Charlie commented on this being the weirdest people online had ever been about him with the sex fanart
Bobby told them he had been in a fight, Charlie commented that “Bobby doesn’t fight, Bobby wins”
Bobby told them that he had been in a fight with people who were trying to steal their TV
C: Bobby I want you to know every other egg I see on this server I see as a helpless child and I view you as an equal.
Bobby left
They were both going for the night so they decided to end it with one more sexo live
Charlie played all of his soundboard while Mariana looked for music, it was a lot of Gegg and door sounds
Charlie celebrated getting Gegg onto the official Eggstatistics after a long "battle" with the QSMPGlobal twitter account
He logged in in Mariana's house
Joked about having only woken up from his big sex coma after eleven days
He asked if someone in chat had the coordinates to Eggxile so he could return to his house
He worried about the French addition because he had no background in the language
He made it to the island and commented on how poor he still was
He wanted to get a waystone but did not have the majority of materials
At chat’s suggestion he messaged Bad to see if he had a spare
Bad didn’t respond so he asked Foolish instead who agreed to come to his house
He wasn’t feeling very social and then realized that as a builder Foolish would have opinions on his house
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: yes I might why
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: one of those portal things right?
You whisper to BadBoyHalo: rent is really expensive and I am starting a commune so it would be helpful!
FoolishG whispers to you: I BO AT NO W
You whisper to BadBoyHalo: yes yes the clicky snicky wabba wabba wicky
You whisper to FoolishG: WA TER BI G SCAR Y WH A LLEEEES
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: :O
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: the pillar thing?
FoolishG whispers to you: I HEAR DO WAH LE A HHH
You whisper to BadBoyHalo: YEAH!!!!
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: dapper co. would be happy to deliver one for the right price
You whisper to BadBoyHalo: 1 free hug and a FIRM handshake at additional cost
BadBoyHalo whispers to you: We don’t accept those
Charlie welcomed Foolish to the island with cheerful tropical music
He showed Foolish the shrine, the music stopped playing
C: Here’s my shrine I made to try and summon help to cure my dead daughter, she’s still dead!
F: Oh! Yeah! Yeah, um that sucks. Anyways are you able to produce milk?
C: Like-? You know what? You know what Foolish?
He started the music again.
C: I’m udderly able! Come on go right ahead!
Foolish attempted to milk Charlie while cheery tropical music played in the background
Instead of milk, Charlie produced a kidney stone.
Foolish attempted to clarify that the milk didn’t need to come from Charlie
C: Oh no it’s not me producing the milk, I understood that.
F: It felt like not exactly if you understood, because I felt like you were...
C: No I got what you were saying, it’s not technically me producing the milk. It’s um,
He started up the music again.
C: It’s my fat big bombos mambo jambo mega mega fat super soaker twisty sqruiggly fat fucking udders! My fat udders. Yeah!
Foolish was okay with getting milk elsewhere.
He showed Foolish around and he talked bad about the cabin
Charlie complained about him removing his hat from the dragon and Foolish asked which one because there had been three hats
Bad attempted to negotiate in chat but was ignored entirely
Foolish explained that the hat had been destroyed by “the gods above” because it was built out of reinforced blocks
Foolish denied being okay with a permanent hat and Charlie asked if he could pay rent for a hat to live on the dragon’s head
Charlie tried paying him in clay balls
F: I have a feeling you’re poor.
Charlie said that being labeled as poor was a step up
They ran through the tour two more times
Charlie huffed the mine fumes which caused memory loss
Foolish was glad to see him doing well
Charlie gave Foolish the tour
Charlie huffed the gas, Foolish was tempted
Charlie gave the tour, Foolish described each thing before he could
Foolish denied him more gas
It was Foolish’s turn to share news
He had built a shrine and received a drinking hat
He claimed to be drinking liquid cocaine from one side and coca cola from the other
Charlie threatened to steal it so he could have some.
He stole a sip
He told Foolish about Bad’s attempts at negotiating, which involved naming a lower price and then getting no response from Charlie and then lowering the price on repeat.
Foolish offered to pay the delivery fee, until he learned it was in handshakes. He did not want o touch Bad’s hand because his hands were always covered in peanut butter and jelly.
They discussed the logistics of a peanut butter jelly handwich
Foolish further made the prospect of shaking Bad’s hand sound bad
They described it as “Grunk” Grabbing with gunk on your hands.
Up in a tree a person in enchanted armor stood, Dapper floated down by glider
C: Dapper!
F: We were just talking about grunking your father!
Dapper and Charlie grunked
Dapper shot themself with an arrow which triggered something that made them launch into the air
Foolish encouraged Dapper to show him a sword they had
Charlie placed down the waystone on the beach a short distance from the campfire
They investigated the “Snake King,” Charlie was attacked
Dapper used the sword that hit you a million times on Charlie, freaking him out
Foolish realized that Charlie only had one extra heart and offered more
Using the goddess statue Charlie was upgraded to two rows of hearts
Dapper described how they got the ability
Foolish gave Charlie a banana and then remembered he had something else for him.
Charlie knew it was the ticket immediately, surprising Foolish
Foolish admitted that before he found out Charlie was poor he was planning to blackmail him for it
Foolish brought up Cucurucho riding a cloud
Charlie asked if Foolish had given him the correct ticket seeing as instead of a letter this one featured a train
Dapper got a few tree saplings for him to support himself. Pear, pecan, cashew, and apricot
Charlie talked about how he picked the location to settle
They planted the trees around and Foolish advised him not to go in the mines
Charlie asked for some advice on goal setting for streams
He pointed out the gray parts on Foolish’s limbs and asked if he was oxidizing, Foolish explained that it was from being part shark
He noticed that the thing on Foolish’s head was a shark
Dapper made Foolish rainbow
Charlie reevaluated his knowledge of Foolish’s skin after years of knowing him
“I got a smol foolish, we call him tomfoolishery” – Dapper showing Charlie a totem
Charlie continued his crisis realizing that shark fanart now made sense
Charlie asked to see Dapper to be sure he knew what they looked like. They chased after one of their mobs
Charlie called Dapper pay-to-win
They gave another grunk before Charlie left to play the new Legend of Zelda game
Charlie started by announcing Gegg's running for president. He declared he would be supporting his campaign and "subtly" encouraged chat to vote for him
He warped to Phil and Missa and from there made his way to Pomme's birthday party in time for the song, which he joined in on
People noticed he was there and Mike declared him his brother. Charlie went on to say the two were twins separated when their dad remarried
Charlie showed off his dress made entirely of slime
Cellbit pulled Charlie aside to remind him of their kiss on the day of Cellbit's arrival and to try and get him to not mess up the ceremony
Charlie met Baghera and she encouraged Charlie to object at the ceremony and try to win Cellbit back
Baghera showed him Pomme's Ghost Train, he got caught in a loop of it he was so scared and burst out one of the walls.
Bad tried to do his Grim Reaper bit on Charlie but Baghera interrupted it, calling him "Jim Beaver" and making Charlie no longer scared
They tried to find where the ceremony was starting, they located it on the map, Baghera started to warp away but Charlie was confused by her warpstone as he'd never seen one
Baghera and Charlie walked to the venue together, he lost her at the end and he mentioned he was glad he'd made a friend as he was scared of people
He got to the venue and hopped behind the bar, Philza was surprised to see him, especially in his outfit. Vegetta and Foolish greeted him, he made jokes about how little his dress covered
Chayanne revealed the cake, Charlie accidentally right clicked it and picked off a piece, he hid it and wandered away, right into Quackity who was shocked at his outfit, Charlie did some light flirting and ate the slice of cake
Quackity tried getting Charlie to go back to his place, but Charlie objected since they were at a wedding and shouldn't just leave, he remarked that Quackity had just shown up, started drinking, and asked to leave with him
They went a distance away to chat, they talked about Charlie's outfit and how they both wanted to mess up the wedding. Charlie let Quackity in on how he was going to tell everyone about the kiss, Quackity agreed enthusiastically.
Forever came over to call them to their seats. Quackity went in for a hug, Charlie messed with his emotes before finding "Crying".
Quackity told him if his objection didn't work, he'd planted tnt under the entire venue and would just blow it all up. Charlie was hysterical at this. They talked about Quackity's reason (Wilbur and not being the first wedding). They agreed Charlie would go first
They realized they were late and rushed past Cellbit and Richarlyson to take their seats
Charlie went straight for Philza's lap, he protested before shoving him off, Charlie went for the Capybaras next, then between Baghera and Jaiden. Eventually he found a spot on a stump he placed, right next to an empty chair, Quackity called it sad
He shushed Quackity and Pierre while the grooms met at the altar
Etoiles came over and told him to take an actual seat, he went for Bad's lap, and was shushed, eventually Etoiles tazed him and he sat down next to Pierre
Right as they were about to exchange "I do's" Charlie objected
He was met with an uproar of anger and confusion
"This is a beautiful moment-"
Etoiles tried to kill Charlie and hit both grooms instead
Forever shouted for people to sit down
"I need to tell the truth so that this can go on healthily, and so that these two can have a healthy marriageǃ Cellbit and I were fucking macking itǃ We were absolutely macking itǃ We were locking- we were slobberingǃ" As he said this he was battered around by various people hitting him.
"I just need you to know, Roier" he faced Roier, "I just need you to know that uh, I need you to know that when he first showed up to the island, we uh, we went to a bar we had a couple to many pizza slices and there wasn't any mac and cheese but we just started macking it then and there-"
Richarlyson hit him across the altar, downing him, "Cellbit I still love youǃ" Richarlyson killed him.
He spawned back at Eggxile giggling to himself, he realized he couldn't get off of Eggxile because he had no more experience after dying
BagheraJones whispers to youː maybe it wasn't the beeeeeeeeeeeest advice
You whisper to BagheraJonesː i think that went well
He commented that he hoped he had opened up the conversation and things were going well
BagheraJones whispers to youː oh yeah me too, I always give good advices, never forget
He crafted a wood sword and went around killing animals to get enough levels to go back, he talked to himself about how he hoped it would build trust in the marriage, he read from the chat things were going well and was glad
He got three levels and went to Lullah and Wilbur's house and walked back
Etoiles intercepted him, asking to see his invite to get in, Charlie realized it was on his body, he told Charlie to be calm and led him over right as the ceremony had ended and everyone was cheering, people threw flowers, Charlie threw the meat of the animals he had to kill for levels, they walked down the isle together, Charlie alternated between "aw" and "it should have been meǃ"
Phil asked him what all of that had been about, Charlie told him he had to speak his truth
Etoiles gave him a "gift", a totem of undying
Charlieː Phil, listen, I was here to make those bonds stronger, and I think I did.
Philː Just testing the relationship strength?
Charlieː Yeah that's what matters, and you know? I think it passed the test Phil, that was really beautiful the way they ganged up and beat me to death there, so..
(The wedding murder mystery started in the background)
Philː It was a sight to behold.
Charlieː I'm happy for them.
Philː It was a magical evening.
Charlieː Did I do good, Phil?
Philː Sure, king.
They both laughed
Charlieː I'm glad you approve.
Philː Donde esta mañana?
Charlieː Where is the apple?
Philː El..mañana?
Charlieː Tomorrow?
Philː Your- Are you not with..Are you not with Mariana?
Charlieː Oh, Mariana not mañana or manzana.
Philː None of those.
Charlieː I think just-
Philː It's been so long since you've seen Mariana
Charlieː I think just the thought of weddings sort of sends him packing for about a month or two, um, so he's probably out there streaming like, "crab game" or some shit? He's just not here.
Cellbit running up to themː -no Mikeǃ?
Philː He's a what? He's doing what?
Cellbitː There's been a murderǃ
Phil: What?
Charlie: There’s been a murder!?
Cellbit: Hi! You look so good!
P: Aw thank you! You look great by the way, I got so many photos.
CB: Hey, look at the log, there’s a murderer!
Charlie looked back at the chat
“mikethelink was slain by MURDERER using [MACETA!]”
Cellbit ran off.
C: Well guys, it couldn’t have been me.
He grabbed his things from the corpse
Quackity and Etoiles were talking off to the side
Charlie asked if that was the plot Quackity had mentioned. Quackity admitted that he couldn’t do it because Leonarda was sitting in the front row and he didn’t want to hurt the eggs.
Quackity dug through the aisle to show him that directly underneath the altar was a room filled with tnt
Charlie said they could still light it
Quackity lit it and they ran back through the tunnel
Quackity jumped back into the crater as everyone rushed over, leaving Charlie as the only one present at the scene of the crime
He tried to explain himself but no one believed him
He asked Jaiden, as a great lawyer, to help him but she told him she was retired
He told her it was Quackity and she began looking for him
He asked Phil if he trusted him but was interrupted by the capybaras
Phil believed him because he didn’t think Charlie had the skills needed. Jaiden believed him because she didn’t think he had the materials.
Baghera approached and asked why he had killed Mike, because the hideout they had found has blood and slime
He was baffled. He insisted that if he had set up the explosion he would have wanted the credit
Baghera led them to the hideout. Inside the cabinets were slime balls littered around, he took them.
A totem had been taken from an item frame earlier according to Baghera, and Charlie had been given a totem by someone
Cellbit called everyone to the reception party
Charlie began telling them about Quackity’s plan when it was announced that everyone would be getting cake, they rushed back to the wedding area
As they walked Charlie admitted to “sneaking a couple bites earlier”
Once they were back with the group Charlie found Quackity and pulled him aside to yell about “amongus-ing him”
They ran back to catch the bouquets
Everyone beat each other up and were told to turn off magnets. Charlie had no idea what that meant
Forever caught the first bouquet
Charlie sat at the bar where Phil gave him apple juice
Radio Egg performed, Charlie ran behind the stage and turned into Gegg to join them
He was given an instrument while the eggs bickered about which song to play
Charlie still did not know how to turn off sticky keys
They played megolovania
Chayanne put out the food
Gegg went behind the stage to turn back into Charlie
Cellbit approached him to talk, he forgave Charlie for interrupting and Charlie forgave him for making him think they had something.
Roier approached and was not as forgiving
They went aside to talk
C: I just figured communication is important in a relationship and I just thought you should know, and I thought today was probably a good time to tell you.
R: But your husband is ElMariana not me!
C: Oh no no no! Anytime there’s a marriage Mariana is miles away. He couldn’t even be here tonight for you.
R: Yes, that’s true, that’s true but it’s fine. You don’t need to destroy my wedding! You motherfucker!
C: No no no I would never! This is not about me alright?
R: You were trying to destroy my wedding!
C: I’m just trying to do what’s right and make sure that your marriage is being strengthened.
R: Okay.
C: Hey, your marriage isn’t tested by the good times or by the hot sex or by the beautiful nights on the beach. It’s tested by people like me that get up in the stands and object and cause problems, and the rough patches, and the terrible nights. The terrible nights where even though you’re bonded to this man forever you realize just how alone you are and how hard it is to get away and how you might never break free again.
R: Ay ay ay! Listen. I have a question.
C: Yeah, fire away.
R: Did you explode that fucking tnt?
C: No! That was not me! I mean I did know about it but it wasn’t me.
R: Okay.
C: Just for the record, if it was me I absolutely would take credit for it 100%, I’d have a whole thing, I’d probably do a whole crazy laugh at some point, have like a motive and like explain why I was doing this and be like this is for Flippa or something and (explosion noise) but uhm, nope.
R: It’s fine, it’s fine.
C: Hey Roier. Look at me. I would never ruin your wedding and do that.
R: It’s fine. It’s fine. I trust you, a little bit. No- one hundred percent.
C: One hundred percent.
R: No, one. One percent.
C: One- OnenaFlippa?
Mike wanted to preform a song but was waiting for the grooms to wrap up their conversation, Charlie got their attention and called them over to it
Pac and Mike performed their PacMike song but acoustic.
He told Mike the performance made him proud to be his brother
Mike asked about the dress and touched the slime
Cellbit and Roier got on stage to sing a song acapella, And The Reason Is You
Charlie figured if everyone was singing he would sing for Flippa
He gave a long speech before that had Roier telling him to get off the stage, Mike got up to ask if he was okay
They all urged him on
Charlie sung Flippa’s song
Everyone cried, including Charlie who was crying by the end and had to rush away
I wish she was here. I wish she was here.
He recomposed himself and went back to the party
Lullah had arrived and Bad wished her happy birthday, so Charlie did too in a very tired voice
Foolish: Slime, you know always good to see you, you know?
C: I think I’m gonna propose at someone else’s wedding.
F: I’m gonna pretend like I know what you said.
C: What, huh?
F: Yeah no I agree!
C: You agree!? Are you sure you agree with what I said?
F: I agree with that too.
C: Oh really?
F: Yeah no I was thinking that.
C: Can you- Alright alright in that case.
He got on stage.
C: In that case, Foolish.
F: What?
C: Foolish- I’d like to call everyone’s attention! Mariana’s been gone for a long time and just at someone else’s wedding Foolish I wanted to since you’re okay with it. Foolish I wanted to ask, Foolish.
F: Yeah?
C: I’m very stable and will you marry me?
Foolish shot Charlie down with two bullets to the chest and then finished him off.
Charlie giggled to himself, he said he felt like a menace
He had to run around killing mobs again
I don’t think it’s unhealthy to just want to get married to anyone! To just anyone! See as long as they give me a chance! I don’t care I’ll sell my soul, sign everything I own. You know? And I’m low maintenance! I’ll just kill you if you don’t understand. Is that so much to ask for in someone?
Someone in chat told him that Quackity was banned, Charlie suggested he go to “a real licensed therapist.”
He transitioned to killing fish for experience
He teleported back and retrieved his body
Jaiden invited him to Casualones
Foolish was sitting in a floating chair doing magic tricks
He did more magic and Charlie called him a witch
They walked in on Forever giving Roier a pun as a wedding gift. Roier requested Cellbit kill him which he was quick to do.
Now thinking he had to give a wedding gift, Charlie gave Roier the slime he had grabbed from the hideout.
He claimed it was torn straight from his dress
Roier claimed he was stinky and Charlie argued he couldn’t afford water.
Roier said Mariana was too busy fudging other people to come
Charlie claimed they were pretty open, but fudging was different
Cellbit told him that he was looking good and could try and find someone, Roier and Bad commented that he might be alone forever
Charlie got some meaning out of that as not needing anyone to be happy
The Casualones visit was solidified and Charlie had to walk with those who would join him
He got a taste of upper class living via a speedboat on land
Foolish attempted to get Leo to help with dragon magic but Felps reminded him that the last time it had resulted in his death
Charlie did not know what dragon magic was
C: Is this like a rich people thing, “dragon magic?” Cause I’ve just never heard of dragon-
F: Yeah, and also it helps if you have like a living kid, but um...
Charlie stopped walking.
C: Dawg, I can’t keep doing this. I’m gonna level with you, there’s only so many times people can just casually throw that out before I start to slip man.
F: Sorry I’m kinda bad with grieving and I thought maybe that would be a fun like-
C: So inappropriate.
F: No, you’re right, do you want me to tase you?
C: Oh to like numb the feelings?
F: Yeah.
C: How bout this, every time I feel sad you tase me so I train myself out of being sad?
Felps in the background: Yeah! Like a hamster.
He was sad so someone hit him with the sword that hits you a million times and he felt better
Foolish and him were left in a boat together while Felps, Baghera, and the eggs rode in a separate one
Charlie took the opportunity to flirt with Foolish
Foolish told him that Charlie and Mariana were good for each other, they set each other on fire like gasoline and fire
Charlie admitted to losing his fire and feeling like nothing
Foolish admitted to experiencing the polar opposite of everything Charlie had gone through.
He told Charlie that exile had mellowed him out and he needed to find his groove
Charlie told him he was at rock bottom
F: You could look at it like half glass full!
C: Glass is broken.
F: Well it’s shattered but you can still scoop up water with your hands, okay? Sure you don’t have a glass and everything’s working against you and some of those glasses are probably stuck in your hand right now and your bleeding out metaphorically okay? But you can still sift that water, even if it hurts.
C: You’re right, I just gotta find a new groove.
Charlie scatted for a bit
They went into the club
Roier was dressed in a bikini and dancing at the pole. Cellbit stood off to the side and Charlie commented on his wife being up there.
Charlie went to drown his sorrows
CB: We have anything.
C: Anything?
CB: What do you want?
C: Orange juice.
CB: Wait, what!? Oh orange juice
C: On the rocks, I want some watered down orange juice.
The other group arrived
Roier laid down on the bar in front of them
Foolish drank drink after drink.
Charlie drank two glasses of rum and started dancing to the music
He went up to the pole and started crying, someone threw him dollar bills
He walked over to the bar and commented on Leo being present
Foolish was so drunk he phased through the floor
Charlie cried while dancing and Foolish tased him
Forever wanted to take photos against the club wall
Foolish continued tasing him when he got too sad and thought about Flippa
He threw up behind the DJ booth
Foolish led him to the door but they didn’t know the password, Foolish guessed it and Charlie tried to leave but kept breaking through into the lava
The others rushed out to deal with the lava
Charlie walked out and stumbled to the shared warp, which sent him to the Museum
He looked around for Gegg before seeing an animation of him singing. He sobered up enough to look around.
He called it really cool before stumbling around, he watched the whole video which made him sad because it featured Flippa
He missed her
He told everyone to hold close to their loved ones and vote Gegg
He ended stream before logging out.
Day 94ː June 23, 2023: The First Debate[23] [1/3 DONE]
Charlie logged in at Eggxile, he had made a button in his set up that would make a vine boom noise and flicker Gegg across the screen
Charlie introduced Gegg as the people’s choice
He decided to go around before the debate to get a read on what people were looking for in a leader
He talked about how Gegg was becoming something harder and harder to turn back from and he was losing his memory
He had to go around killing mobs for exp to get off Eggxile
At someone’s recommendation he broke his bed to respawn at Spawn, he then insisted because Gegg was running and not him that he didn’t have to worry about candidate lives
He warped to Spawn and went around to ask people what they were looking for in a candidate
Charlie logged in trapped inside of the waystone at spawn. He called for help via chat, Bad, Lullah, and Chayanne arrived to help. Bad proceeded to be unhelpful, insisting he needed to amputate a leg via chainsaw to get him out
Lullah took pictures
Charlie begged for an exit
Charlie could use the waystone but was too distressed to realize the implications
Bad cut away at him with a chainsaw while Dapper, Lullah, and Chayanne watched
Bad gave him a chorus fruit to eat but it didn’t work, the second one freed him
Bad billed him for sixteen diamonds, when he didn’t have the funds Bad set him up for a very exploitative payment plan.
Dapper had to go to bed so Bad needed to tell them a bedtime story. Bad realized that they already had their tasks done for the week and was about to cancel the story when Charlie intervened. He insisted that he needed a bedtime story.
Etoiles arrived and questioned Charlie’s armor
E: Slime, I’ve got a question for you, uh, is your equipment or gear a choice? Or do you want better things?
C: It’s a fashion statement, but also no this is all I have.
E: But, do you want something? It’s hard for me to see you like this, I want to cry every time I see you.
C: Yeah no, I have that effect. I have that effect on people.
E: Do you want something?
C: Are you gonna give me a- Are you gonna give me a makeover?
E: It’s a pleasure man
Etoiles gave Charlie fully enchanted diamond armor.
C: Oh no! I can’t take, I mean, I’ll take it, but I can’t take this!
E: Dude its literally garbage. It’s garbage
C: What this? What you just gave me!? This is hype! This is not garbage, this is awesome.
E: Dude, it’s the minimum man.
C: No man, you didn’t have to do this
E: Dude it’s the minimum for a man like you.
Charlie turned around and began to twerk.
C: How do I look in this? How does my ass look in this?
E: Nice ass man.
C: Is it popping out of those plates? Is it popping out of those diamond plates man?
E: Juicy ass man.
C: Yes dude, I could cut through steel with these jagged cheeks.
E: And Slime, I’ve got another thing for you, it’s a secret.
C: Okay, Bad don’t look
Etoiles handed him a pair of diamond boots enchanted with feather falling 6.
E: It’s a secret man, there is a secret number
C: Oh. Well that is a secret number. Is that a legal number?
E: Um, it’s like the- It’s my Banpack
He placed down a diamond backpack labeled “BANPACK”, it contained a full set of dark metal armor, netherite armor, netherite swords, and illegally enchanted leather armor.
C: Hahaho My God! Holy shit!
E: If you want to be banned you- But it’s allowed, it’s allowed.
C: I don’t think I log on enough to be banned, so I’ll probably be okay
E: It’s okay, but take-
C: That’s insane dude, how do you even have netherite!
E: I’ve got no life man, it’s a problem.
C: Oh my god, well now I will man thanks to you! Dude seriously, thank you so much, I would give you something in return but I have nothing- I have four pieces of charcoal maybe that you could have?
E: Slime, I just want you like to-
C: You want me?
E: No no no!
C: I got you
He started twerking which made Etoiles laugh
E: No! I know like farming in this island is annoying, and when I’ve got extra stuff, so like for me it’s useless, like if I don’t use them I will just look at them before sleep, so I prefer give it to you.
C: I understand. Thank you s much man, honestly I was gonna spend my whole stream you know grinding, and I was probably gonna find one diamond max, and now I can just fuck around!
E: You can- Let’s fuck around man! Let’s find dark metal, try to find dark metal man.
C: Duck metal!?
E: It’s amazing, look I give you one piece
C: Oh my god.
E: It’s your piece
C: The One Piece.
E: And it’s the first of a long series man
C: Oh I can’t wait, and where can I find this fabled dark metal
E: It’s black fountain, if you see black fountain in planes, you mine the black blocks and you will see three pieces of dark metal in the fountain. And it will be amazing.
C: Okay, I’m taking this knowledge, I’m internalizing it! I’ll be going on a great voyage later, thank you.
E: You have the One Piece now.
C: I have the- It’s real! Seriously man thank you so much, this is awesome
E: It’s nothing man, I think it should be done because as I said,
C (muttered): I gotta get you somthing
E: Farming on this island is annoying
C: It’s definitely a bit hard. Do you want- I have this big horn is you want this man?
Etoiles laughed, the orchorn was the size of Charlie’s entire body
C: I found this earlier, it’s pretty cool. Kids look away, kids don’t look at it.
E: That’s a nice
C: You like it? You can have it man! Do you want my big horn?
E: No no no, you need to keep it, it’s like part of your body I can’t take
C: No worries, I’ll tuck it
Charlie glanced at Bad who was watching them through his camera
C: I’m so sorry man. Oh my god, oh holy shit, well thank you!
He looked at Etoiles nametag, which displayed one missing electoral life
C: How did you even lose a life! You have all this crazy stuff.
E: Ohh! Don’t talk about it!
C: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! It’s just right there!
E: An unfortunate thing happened, I went to the toilet and I had to-
C: Oh you fell in?
E: Auto-feed in my backpack who put a chorus fruit, who tp-ed me and I suffocate in a wall
C (laughing): That’s really stupid!
E: Yeah it’s stupid, but like there is a debate because the admin thinks it’s a bug and they will maybe give my life back.
C: Oh I think it’s so funny.
E: But I will maybe ask to have my life back in a dungeon like if I beat the dungeon I have my life back, and if I don’t beat the dungeon, I die.
C: Honestly, that’s the best way anyone’s gone out in their campaign by far
E: I want to do it like that
C: I’m sure you’ll nail it no worries.
Charlie invited Etoiles to hear Bad’s very good story who was very hesitant about it
Bad had been recording for his telenovela and made jokes about Charlie’s big problematic horn
He mentioned he had a present for Charlie later
Etoiles, and Pomme wandered off as Charlie, Chayanne, and Lullah listened to Bad’s story
It was about a helpless little guy named Limeciclé who tried to help his neighbor but fell down a ravine and broke his legs. He was saved by a fish before crawling 74 miles home while being attacked by animals and weather. When he got home his neighbor called him useless for not getting the thing he wanted. Limeciclé gained millions in hospital debt for his injuries.
Charlie complained about the story being bad
Bad added in a part two where the neighbor paid off all of his hospital debt and it ended in a happy ending
Charlie complained about it being “fanservice-y”
B: And then Limeciclé died of pneumonia the end.
Charlie, Etoiles, and Chayanne cheered on America
Etoiles revealed his Smash main as Pacman, they talked about Smash, Charlie mained Captain Falcom
Charlie believed that Pacman Mains were terrifying and new tons of weird strategies.
Etoiles believed that Captain Falcon Mains were “Happy in life.”
Pomme, Bad, Lullah, and Chayanne entertained themselves with random shenanigans while they talked
Lullah had a gift for Charlie from all of the eggs. Charlie felt like everyone was being too nice to him despite the things he’d done.
It was a diamond backpack dyed green displaying a slimeball, inside was an enchanted set of slime armor, a half filled experience tank, food, an ax, a shield, and a glider. Also inside was a warp stone and three rainbow jelly.
He was ecstatic
He thanked Lullah sincerely and told her that if she needed help with anything or wanted to hang out, she just had to ask.
She told him that he was a part of her family
Bad insisted that he put on the slime armor to show it off
Etoiles remarked that diamond was better for protection they laughed about his bad gifting manners
Etoiles said they were similar because they were both green
Pomme gave Charlie rare flowers
Etoiles heard the word “pot” and started giving potion statistics
Etoiles claimed Bad as a hidden nerd and they started bickering
Lullah asked where Charlie lived so he gave the coordinates, she planned to have her papa visit him when he returned from tour.
He extended the invitation to her whenever she wanted and she agreed
They hugged
Pomme gave him the supplies to increase his flight stamina
She had also filled his backpack with flowers and diamonds
Lullah gave him a poppy, he told her that he had kept the first one she gave him in a pot in his house
They all chatted for a while, Charlie and Etoiles theorized that Eminem and Imagine Dragons were the same guy
Charlie was physically incapable of imagining dragons
He went home
Aypierre had left a donation for Gegg’s campaign, twenty seven diamond blocks
Charlie was excited to show off the basement he had built off stream
Someone in chat informed him that Cellbit had already revealed the basement, Charlie complained
He had to hype himself up to show it off
Displayed around the walls was his adoption ticket, the Peeamble, and a Gegg egg. The egg had to be replaced because Cellbit stole the original.
There was also a small goddess statue with a flower crown
He put his big horn on the wall
Someone suggested he bring things from his old house to decorate, and someone else informed him that Flippa’s bedroom was still okay. He went to his old house at Spawn.
Inside her bedroom he found old photos and things that she owned.
Cucurucho came through the trapdoor. He had to justify himself to it.
Cucurucho informed him about a threat to candidates by angry protestors. It refused to elaborate and left.
Charlie went through his daughters old things to bring with him to his home
He took the bathtub.
He reflected on the early days and all that she had missed
Charlie didn’t want to go to her grave because he wanted to remember her as she was.
He went back to Eggxile and went about decorating, he wanted to build JuanaFlippa a space in the house
He thought about working on the main house, because he said it was currently “a crack shack”
Charlie decided to dedicate the rest of the stream to sorting his chests
His sorting system and what qualified for each category was voted on by chat majority
He put up Pomme’s flowers in pots and item frames
He debated naming the knife from Flippa’s bedroom but decided against it, sticking with how she’d had it
He hung it up on the wall, with plans to put it in her space later when it was built
His chat made him realize that his grave metal axe was given to him by ElMariana, he hung it on the wall above Flippa’s knife
He continued sorting and talking to chat for half an hour
He slowly went insane figuring out what went where
Someone in chat asked where his daughter would go in the sorting system, he went quiet and moved on
His chests were finally sorted so he decided that it was a good time to stop things
He admitted that playing Minecraft live was hard for him because of how easily he got distracted by things
He logged out for the day
Day 128ː July 27, 2023ː The Election Dinner [26] [placeholder]
It was Charlie’s birthday, he had been told to log on for a surprise birthday thing
He was excited because he had not been given any information
He logged on in Eggxile
Forever had a new title next to his name
He asked Forever if he could be the birthday president for the day, he suggested something better at the favela
Forever and Richarlyson met up with him at the waystone
Forever asked how old he was, he lied that he was 38
Forever was shocked, he said he seemed so young
He asked if Charlie was using steroids to look younger
Charlie’s spoken language was set to Spanish, so he fixed it
He was excited to show Charlie a building on the boardwalk, “Tallulah’s Music Store”
It was a karaoke bar
Forever asked if he was into music so Charlie described his terrible grief that had led to his first song
Richarlyson hugged him
Forever told him to take deep breaths and showed him the elevator up
Charlie got distracted with the technology and pressed all of the buttons
He tried to get squished in the door
They arrived at the roof first, Richarlyson was running the bar
Charlie drank about thirteen glasses of wine and had to be picked up
They went down to the actual singing area
They sung Barbie Girl by Aqua together
Lullah showed up in the middle of the song
They commented on the weird lyrics
C: You told me to sing the song and I just set feminism back ten years! What the fuck!
Lullah set out a dancing cockroaches
Richarlyson set a birthday song to play in Portuguese, so Charlie did his best
Forever asked if Spanish was his main language because he had his spoken language set to it earlier
C: Yeah I’m thirty eight and I peak fluent Spanish.
Forever did not believe that he was 38, he Googled his age which was 23
Charlie insisted that actually he was 32
He suggested Forever sing something presidential
He sang a Portuguese song
Charlie and Richas twerked while Lullah danced
Charlie asked if he had a VP, he did, so he asked if he had a VPP
Forever told him the chain of command went: Forever, Cellbit, Richarlyson, Lullah and then him.
He agreed
He knighted him the VVVVVP
Charlie immediately wanted to do government crimes
Forever gave him a problem to solve, the Skeppy Problem
BadBoyHalo was missing his friend Skeppy and was building statues of him around the island, in response, FitMC was surrounding the statues with reinforced obsidian. Bad wanted Forever to do something about it.
To determine his stance on Skeppy, Charlie went to his channel to see his latest upload, which was called “I troll BadBoyHalo with Skeppy AI” and then he noticed one called “I trapped 100 kids on earth”
He and Forever decided they were anti-Skeppy
Forever told him that it was one in the morning in Brazil, and he was going to leave for a party to party all night.
He suggested Charlie build a base.
They did a group goodbye hug
Charlie was placed in charge fully of the Skeppy Situation.
F: Now that you are the VVVVVIP, now this is like already running so like to keep your job you need a hundred dollars a month. Okay bye bye see you!
He logged out before Charlie could argue
QSMP: Happy Birthday, Slimecicle! We have a birthday present waiting for you at the dinner venue!
Richarlyson bragged about his playtime (over 400 hours) and Lullah denied the title of VVVVVVIP because she was an anarchist
She gave Charlie a birthday crown
Richarlyson showed Charlie the island bus system (a series of connected warp pads), which made Charlie nauseous
Richarlyson led them to the dinner venue
Charlie was happy to spend his birthday with them and wished JuanaFlippa and ElMariana could be there.
He kept accidentally muting himself which made the eggs stare at him for long periods until he unmuted
Richarlyson said that in Brazil it was Father’s Day, which had Charlie declaring he was both the birthday boy and everyone on the island’s dad.
He wished them a goodbye and went to get his present
The dinner venue was filled with balloons, a sign told him to pop one.
On stage was a lecture and a white gift box, he was instructed to open the book first. Behind them was a large green image that said “TREASURE HUNT HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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BIRTHDAY BASH TREASURE HUNT
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Happy birthday Slimecicle! For your special day, we have prepared a TREASURE HUNT!
There are 8 locations and gifts you must find to complete the hunt, so have fun and good luck!
And don’t worry, all locations are close to spawn!
He tried to open the gift but had difficulties, once he was able to pick it up, he placed it down and it disappeared
He was given it back and went outside after repeating the mistake
He went to find a place where he could break blocks but the protected area extended so far that when Lullah walked up to him he told her he had lost the ability to use his hands completely
An admin fixed his permissions
He informed her he had lost the present
He was given a new one, he placed it down and tried to open it but it wouldn’t let him open it, just telling him it was for Slimecicle
She assured him he was the best when he worried about not deserving the present due to it being past midnight
The issue was an admin error so they gave him a present addressed correctly which he could open
Inside was the first hint, an image labeled “1” featuring his train ticket and the QSMP logo
He went to the train station with Lullah and commented on how bad they were at the first puzzle
They looked around, he pulled up his twitter to find his initial ticket to be sure they were identical. They were.
Lullah pointed out a book on a lecture and handed it to him to read, he left the protected area and looked at it, it was the instructions for the first puzzle
He joked they needed to solve the puzzle again
Lullah couldn’t place signs in the area so she communicated via book
She helped him to look around and pointed out the next hint hung on the wall
This hint featured popcorn and a movie ticket. Inside of the white giftbox was the signal flag for “Charlie”
He placed it down and could not pick it up because it was not breakable, he was given a new one
He tried to find a movie theater, she led him to it
He told her not to give him a hint this time and began searching
Behind the top row of seats was the third hint, it featured the logo for “Pomme’s Ghost Train”, the gift box contained the music disc “otherside”
They went to La France
He was amazed at Antoine’s spinning moon and was then attacked by a musical mob
He joked more about being in his late thirties before looking around
He declared he wouldn’t be scared by it as he looked around the inactive attraction, but screamed at every armor stand or figure. Lullah promised to protect him
He found the next clue behind cobwebs
It featured the logo of Ramón’s barber shop. The gift box contained a Fel Lamp, an item that when used on the ground would summon a Felstead.
He was trapped in the maze loop and had to be led out
Lullah got out her donley and they rode to the Favela together.
Charlie brainstormed names for his horse while riding it around. He named the horse “Spirit” like the horse and the ghost
He began looking around the barber shop
The next hint was in the attic. The gift box contained sixteen dirt mines, Lullah caught up as he found the hint.
It featured the Brazilian flag and the silhouette of an award.
He declared they needed to go to Brazil
She asked if they were going to “Cristo Redentor” he had been thinking about the boat
He hadn’t known about the statue
He did not know who “Cristo” was
Upon seeing the Christ the Redeemer statue over the Favela, he realized what she had meant
He began climbing to the base of the statue
The only blocks he had to build with other than dirt mines were diamonds, he began climbing the statue using them
At the base of its feet was the hint, he was grateful he didn’t have to climb the entire statue
Inside the gift box was a chainsaw, the hint featured something which Charlie identified as a lantern and a taco
Lullah suggested that Tacos equaled Roier and they should check around his area
Charlie suggested that tacos contained beef so they had to go to the grass field he found his first cow on the server, he continued down the chain until suggested they go to a taco stand
He drank wine to heal himself as he jumped off the statue
They went to Roier’s house by climbing the roofs out of the Favela
Charlie suggested that Lullah was the gift
He dug through the wall as a shortcut
They went to Roier’s area, he walked up to the OXXO and found a png of Mariana camping out front.
He went around eating random foods, Lullah had gone offline so he didn’t have direction
Charlie ate a cake labeled “Feliz Cumpleaños” in front of a large statue of Bobby
Next to the cake was a backpack loaded with diamonds, gold, flowers, and emeralds, and a birthday note from Bad, Pomme, and Dapper
It was labeled as to Roier
Charlie pulled out some of the items to look at and was excited that they had remembered his birthday even if they spelled his name wrong
Lullah approached and he showed her the things, she asked if they were really for him and then pointed out it was for Roier
He left Roier a tortoise spawn egg, forgetting to put the note back into the backpack. The chat pointed it out to him so he put it down, taking back the tortoise egg
He took Roier’s wine since Roier was three days late on opening his gift
Lullah led him to the taco stand, Charlie was distracted by a dog png and attempted to help it, instead just breaking it
They agreed to not talk about how he just killed the dog
The hint was on top of the building, it featured a frame and several Minecraft paintings. Inside the gift box was sixteen more dirt mines, the box was on top of a slime block which he took as the real gift.
He left Lullah to make a guess, she suggested the museum
He went to Spawn, accidentally teleporting away from her writing
She thought it was funny and suggested they go to Phil and Missa so they could glide to the museum
In the corner was a hole which Charlie found immediately, inside was hidden his next hint. It featured a chalkboard with “2+2” and an egg drawn on it. The gift box contained a trapped chest, he also took the slime block underneath it
At Lullah’s insistence he placed down the trapped chest, which was labeled “:)”, inside was a set of “Ghillie Mantle” set of armor
On grass it made him invisible except for his armor when he crouched
He declared it the coolest present ever
Lullah had crashed so he looked around the museum at the exhibits
She showed him how he looked to an outside view, like a walking bush
He asked her if there was a way for him to crawl around on the ground
He messed around for a while, Richarlyson walked up and was confronted with what had been dubbed a Swamp Monster
Richarlyson backed away in fear as he demanded more Vine compilations, Richarlyson gave him saplings
Richarlyson put on a slime head and held slimeballs, Charlie compared it to looking in a mirror
They all warped to the Favela to get to the kindergarten
He continued messing around with the camouflage and gliding
He commented on the school looking nicer than it did before, Richarlyson explained that he, Dapper, and Bad had done it
They looked around for the hint
Richarlyson showed them a secret attic
One of the eggs called for his attention so he broke through the windows to get to them
Lullah found the gift box hidden underneath the desk, Charlie commented that he would have never found it. Inside was a Grappling Squok.
Lullah had a present for him before he went back home, a book
[Title]
tio charlie <3
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Happy birthday to the most loco but amazing tio out there! <3
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August 12th, 2023
Tio Charlie.
Feliz vuelta al sol! In my country we sometimes say this as a way to say happy birthday to our loved ones :) it means happy turn around the sun! it is great to hear you are here with us and be are able to
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celebrate you! anyways too much nerd stuff.
I hope you got the greatest birthdays today! Ever since my papa introduced me to you at Quesadilla Island you are one of the most wholesome persons I’ve met! Despite not spending too
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much time together, you always look for others and make them happy with your presence! Your are just a ray of sunshine :D
Everyone at Quesadilla Island loves and appreciates you as an individual, you are one humble, funny, and overall a really
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nice person to be around with, I can proudly say you are part of my family and I cannot be happier to have someone like you on my side <3
You are always welcome to hang out with me and the rest of my family whenever. after all you are one of us too!
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Without further ado, I hope you can have the greatest day ever and overall...EATS LOTSOF CAKE!!!
sending you a big hug to you! Love you mucho :D <3
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
- Tallulah ~~
He gave them a big emotional hug
Richarlyson told them they would sing and do cake
The eggs released a dancing cockroach as he blew out with candle poorly
They all took birthday photos
Charlie noticed that over the exit to the school was placed a new hint image, that read “FINAL HOME SWEET HOME” with an image of a beach under the text
He told them he would be there for their birthdays, Lullah’s was tuesday so he put in a reminder on his calendar
He wished them goodnight and went home, it was the middle of the day
Waiting in his basement were two more gifts on slime blocks, one labeled “HAPPY” and the other “BIRTHDAY!”
In front of the ladder out was a black wool platform with a single chest and a torch.
Inside the chest was a book and quill
HH4PPY B!RT;HHDAY!
FOLL0W,; THE LI!GHT
Upstairs it was now nightfall, when it had previously been noon.
Torches were placed in front of him leading him outside
He followed with hesitation
It lead him into the mine, down to the blocked off end of it. He found it strange
He broke it open and on the other side were train tracks and a small single passenger train.
He put on his armor to deal with a mob, that was then killed by the light source. He kept his armor on just in case
He looked down the tracks and found a tunnel sloping down into a lush cave, lit up by lanterns.
He was extremely hesitant and used the train, he thought it was cool
He commented that he thought that it would be scary.
He accidentally derailed the train while trying to get off of it.
At the end of the track was a small house, he approached.
He opened the door, inside was a dark kitchen, lit only by a birthday candle on a cake. Next to the cake was a chest.
He ate some of the cake before opening it
Inside was four pieces of toast, three dirt, and a book and quill
I;MISSED YY0U.
He looked around before approaching the hallway at the end of the room.
From around the corner came a cracked egg with glasses. JuanaFlippa was back.
He gasped.
Charlie (in a small voice): No fucking way.
C: JuanaFlippa?
She ran past him out the door.
C: Wha-! Hey-! JuanaFlippa-!
C: JuanaFlippa!? Is that actually you?
His voice was unsteady.
C: What! JuanaFlippa is that actually you?
F: D@dd!!! I missed y0u!
C: I missed you too! I missed you too Flippa! Wha- How are you here?
F: I m1ssed y0u so much!!!
C: I missed you so much! Have you been doing flips? Have you been doing flips?
She bounced yes.
C: You have? Okay let’s- You- You look good! You look good! You have a little crack, but that’s okay! You’re so fast Flippa! I hope you didn’t grow up too much without me.
C: How is this possible Flippa? How is this possible? How are you here?
C: What!? It doesn’t even matter! You don’t even have to- Flippa you genuinely don’t even have to tell me, I’m just so happy you’re here. I learned how to hug earlier, I learned how to hug. Please please please. Please please please. Before you go, before you go again, please.
She pressed up against him in a sort of hug
C: Please.
F: Ittt’s b3en s0 longg… I miss3d you, I l0ve you d@d [It’s been so long… I missed you, I love you dad.]
C: I love you too Flippa, I love you. Look I learned how to hug, we can hug, we can hug.
She pressed up against him again in a hug, which he didn’t recognize.
C: It’s okay, we don’t have to, we don’t have to. Flippa it’s literally been fucking forever what do you want to do? Flippa anything you want, literally anything you want, I’ll take you anywhere. Is this a dream? I don’t care, I don’t want to wake up.
C: It’s okay, I never taught you how to spell. That’s on me.
F: I l0ve y0uu so muc h dad I missed you s0 muc h [I love you so much dad I missed you so much]
C: I missed you too! How are you back? I’m so happy! I never fucking thought I was gonna see you again. Even if you got a little dented up, even if you look worse for ware.
F: it ‘ s n0t s@fe out there for me
C: That’s okay Flippa you can stay with me. I will never leave again if you’re here.
F: pleee@se ke3p th1s, a s3cr3t
C: Flippa, if that’s what you want I won’t tell anyone. I won’t fucking tell anyone, I’ll sing my fucking Flippa song, I’ll do whatever it takes. Are you aro- are you- Can you stay? Can you stay? Can you please stay?
F: I’ll s33 y0u so0n I lo ve youuuu
She ran up the tracks, away from him. He chased after her.
C: Don- No no no- Flippa Flippa Flippa please- Flippa Flippa Flippa! No no no no no! Ay ay ay! Flippa please don’t go Flippa! Flippa please! Flippa I just got you back, please don’t go again! Please don’t leave again Flippa! Flippa please don’t leave again!
He lost sight of her and went off the tracks searching the area.
C: Flippa where did- Flippa! JuanaFlippa where did you go!? JuanaFlippa where are you hiding!? No Flippa you can’t go again I just got you back! Flippa is this a game? Is it a game? You want to play hide and seek? FLIPPA! JUANAFLIPPA! JuanaFlippa.
C: JuanaFlippa where’d you go? Where’d you go JuanaFlippa!
He went back down to the house.
C: JuanaFlippa! Are you in here? Are you in here?
C: FUCK! FUCK!
He stood outside of the house.
C: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Where are you Flippa? Please don’t leave again. Please don’t leave me again.
He read her signs back.
C: Okay, okay, I’ll see you soon. I have to see you soon. I’m gonna see you soon. I’m gonna see you soon. I will see you soon. Flippa I will wait for you as long as it takes. I don’t know what’s going on, and I don’t know if you can hear me, I will wait for you as long as it takes, whatever is happening to you, whatever you need, I am there. Okay? And I’m not gonna pretend to know, but if you can hear me Flippa, if you ever need fucking anything, just don’t go again. Just come- Just please come back.
He laughed to himself before fully crying.
C: Okay, okay, okay. Happy Birthday... Just please come back to me.
Charlie blacked out for a moment, he thought to himself that Fred must be the youtuber Fred
He did Duolingo while waiting for it to reload, he didn’t catch the information about updating his launcher so he restarted it again
He said random Spanish words until he was allowed back in
The server restarted again to fix Roier’s issues
Charlie danced around singing random Spanish words
Roier asked if he missed Mariana
Roier told him that he wanted to log on with Charlie, he denied it. Mariana had told Roier that a month ago.
Charlie commented on their bad communication, and told Roier to message him back in a few weeks that he also wanted to log on with him. He specified that he did not want to sound desperate.
Roier began drafting a message about how desperately Charlie wanted to see and kiss Mariana.
Charlie commented that he would message Mariana himself but hadn’t been friended back on Discord
Tubbo insisted that they were waiting for Fred.
Charlie implied he knew Fred but it couldn’t be the same Fred.
Charlie described Fred the youtuber
Roier suggested they dig down, Tubbo shoved Charlie down the hole after him.
Tubbo realized that they had to put their coordinates together. Tubbo had X and Roier had Y
The full coordinates were x:something y:64 z:1908
Tubbo led them to the location, they were twenty minutes behind the meet time
In the wall there was an overpass, underneath it was waiting a Federation worker in a blue uniform, Fred.
Charlie worried about Fred being a cop
Fred shot at them when they asked him questions.
He showed them a blocked entrance that they mined out. It led to a sewer system.
Charlie was very worried about Fred being a cop, Fred crashed
Roier taught Charlie how to say “blowjobs” in Spanish, “mamadas”
They went on without him. At the end of the tunnel was another blocked entrance, it was unbreakable.
Tubbo wanted to wait for Fred, Fred appeared from behind the unbreakable blocks
He gave Roier a book telling them to be quiet then another “you’ll be on your own”
He opened the entrance and disappeared
Charlie called Fred a “sexy piece of ass” they told him off for it
They were let into a maze, Roier told him that he had seen something like it with Cellbit
Roier crashed
They wandered the dark maze joking and bickering and being attacked by mobs
Fred led them around from a distance, Charlie continued calling Fred hot
They arrived at a door, in front of it was a button hooked up to a Create remote. A creeper blew up the remote.
Fred led them elsewhere
Tubbo and Charlie bickered over Fred
They continued wandering
They arrived at the center of the maze, a large room with three balconies overlooking it. Charlie found a grate covering a pathway off to the side
Roier had to take a pee break they yelled at him for needing it
Roier yelled at them from his bathroom
Tubbo: I feel like when Roier enters the room my two brain cells start fighting for third place.
C: Mine just start fucking colliding bro just sparks are flying.
Charlie talked about how into Fred he was to Tubbo sadness
They went to look at the grate and Charlie got stuck.
He got back up and followed Roier across the room.
At the grate Tubbo watched a Dark Cucurucho from the other side. He called for the others
It laughed at them in an echoy voice, it’s fur was black with red features.
It freaked out Tubbo and Charlie who had seen it
They asked if Roier had heard it, he had.
Charlie suggested it was some kind of gas making them hallucinate.
On the other side of the room Roier had found a Federation office behind a locked door.
Roier used his squock to see the balconies, inside the two side rooms was a black couch, and in the middle a white couch.
The grate had been broken open, Roier noticed and led the others through it
Through the grate was a pathway that led to a large room with white columns and dark walls. In the center of the room was a raised platform with a roulette spinning wheel. Surrounding it were the associated items of every single missing egg.
Charlie went searching around for Flippa’s glasses before announcing he had no stake in it.
Tubbo panicked and tried digging through the barrier
Charlie suggested they were all dead and was yelled at for it
They realized that the numbers on the wheel corresponded to the amount of missing eggs plus one extra.
Charlie worried that it was a spin for one egg’s life.
Tubbo told Roier to take photos for Cellbit, Charlie posed for them.
Roier was out of paper for photos, they got three pictures.
Tubbo used an enderpearl to get inside of the area
C: I hate to say it dude, but I think you should spin the fucking wheel.
T: Do I spin the wheel?
C: I think you gotta spin the wheel.
R: No mames, no mames.
C: Yeah. Yeah.
T: No...I dude this doesn’t feel...
C: Dude this feels like the only thing bro.
Tubbo looked down at the egg’s items.
T: Chayanne…Tallulah.
C: Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel. Spin the wheel.
T: I’m not sure I want to touch this.
C: Spin the wheel. Spin the accursed wheel, yes! Give it a whirl give it a whirl!
T: I’m not sure I want to touch this, I’m not sure I want to touch this man!
R: No no no!
C: Yes! Give it a whirl! Give it a whirl!
T: No what if we spin this wheel and that’s whatever egg fucking dies man, what the fuck!?
C: Well it’s like a Schrodinger's huevo kind of situation like we don’t know-
T: I’m not doing Schrodinger's huevo right now bro!
C: Fucking do a Schrodinger's huevo.
T: I’m not doing fucking quantum superposition with the fucking heuvos, no no!
C: Let ‘er rip. Let ‘er rip. Okay, Tubbo. Why don’t you do this? Why don’t you look at the wheel and then look at your mouse and then press the right button on your mouse. And see if that-
T: You need to- You are chatting bare breeze, you are pissing me off now. I’m not- I’m fucking stressed out. You know what Phil will fucking do to me if I’m the reason Chayanne or Tallulah die?
C: Dude, Phil’s not your fucking kid bro, it’s not- It’s fine.
R: Tubbo. How do you go inside?
T: Enderpearl, enderpearl through.
C: I’m actually poor, do you have any enderpearls?
T: Dude I have no enderpearls I used my last one to get in here. Wait how do I get out I’m stuck in here.
C: I think if you spin the wheel it’ll open a secret passage to get out
T: No dude, this doesn’t feel right.
C: Tubbo, is there anything else you can even do in there bro? I think it’s the only option.
T: There’s gotta be another way to get in, so we can get in and get out, is there anything up there? Does anyone have any-
R: Like a button or something?
T: Yeah look for a button blending in with the walls, use the flashlight
C: You’re really putting this off.
T: I don’t even have a kid, I think if anyone should r- Oh fuck. No one here has a kid.
C: I mean I’ve got- Guys we’ve got nothing to freakin-
T: Oh fuck why is this our job!?
R: That’s why we are here!
C: Bring it in! Chill chill chill. Listen, if we spin that fucking wheel, and things go south or something happens, I think why don’t we all keep this between us?
Tubbo went and looked at each item and said their name, he said “Mumbo Jumbo?” instead of Ramon upon seeing his mustache
C: I fucking hate to say this man but every turn on this island it’s always been… There’s never been a choice bro, there’s never like a secret option C don’t do the thing they want you to do. So I hate to say this, but I think you have to spin the wheel.
Tubbo questioned if he was even supposed to be inside
Charlie told him to spin the wheel.
He spun it and landed a five, the ceiling began to pour out lava on top of him, burning the egg items.
Tubbo clung to the ceiling using his squock to avoid the lava.
Charlie suggested they were dead
Roier told him to get out with a warp stone but he didn’t know where to go
Tubbo tried to wade through the lava to get to the spinner
He panicked and tried to escape, they watched him burn
He was trapped inside a pillar of lava, something made a noise
The spinner was burned
Charlie rode his cool horse around and agreed that the whole situation was messed up
Mobs began to spawn around Charlie and Roier
Lava was placed outside of the pillar, Roier ran while Charlie was downed by the mobs
Tubbo was forced to warp out to survive
Roier came back for Charlie and helped him up
Charlie warped to Spawn and caught his breath
He climbed up to Phil and Missa’s to get closer to the entrance
He worried about the eggs
Someone in chat told him to check the eggs’ beds, but Charlie didn’t have access to Phil’s house
Pierre appeared at Phil’s, Charlie explained what happened quickly and in a panic
Pierre got him to calm down and explain
He remembered the book had told him to “Tell no one.” so he lied
He went back to the maze to find them again
They had left so he went back to Spawn
He panicked with Tubbo, Charlie called Fred too good to be true
Roier would meet them there, in the meantime they worried
Charlie noticed a random keycard in his inventory and mentioned it, Tubbo assumed it went to the locked door and said the same to Roier
Charlie called Roier a hero for saving him
They prepared to go inside
They agreed he was maybe supposed to enter the room, but had no real idea
They went into the maze again and began navigating
Mobs were spawned and the maze began to fill with lava. They ran through and used their squocks
The center of the maze was blocked off with a giant stone wall over the entrance.
They used the tnt placed by mobs in an attempt to get inside, they managed to drop into the locked room, which began to fill with lava
Charlie tried to use the keycard on the door but it didn’t work, he was standing in the only safe location in the room, against the door, so the others burned as he tried it
With nothing else to do they teleported back to Spawn.
They went back to the maze again
Roier commented on how desperate for Mariana Charlie was
They found a ladder leading upwards from the sewer, into a lit up cavity in the wall filled with torches and a side entrance into it.
He went back down and then under the sewer, and found Roier in what seemed to at some point be Quackity’s base. There were two photos, one of his real life bed, and one edit of him in his bed.
They laughed at the pictures
They agreed that it was nothing relevant
They reassured Tubbo about it, Charlie said he would have to live with having killed eggs, as he had been there
The found Pierre and Cellbit at the exit to the maze and explained the situation
Cellbit had a map to the maze from the previous day
Charlie crashed
The told them about the lava
Cellbit told them that he found the message “The correct answer is not in the center” the previous day
The three bickered
Cellbit tried to get them to go into the maze but they insisted it wasn’t possible.
Tubbo mentioned what they had dubbed Cucurevil
Cellbit told them about Forever’s warning that the eggs had run away from “something worse than the Federation and the codes”
Charlie asked if they had really messed it up
All of the maze had been blocked up
Charlie offered Eggxile to Tubbo if he needed it
They went to the Order, which Charlie had never seen before
They put everything up in the puzzle room
Roier showed his vast array of photos.
One of Tubbo sitting in front of the wheel.
One of Charlie dancing in front of the wheel.
One of Charlie twerking in front of the wheel.
One of the photos in Quackity’s old base
Roier told him about the office, he had two photos of it filled with lava
Cellbit was somewhat annoyed with their lack of pictures
He asked how they found the place
They told him about the books and Fred
They told him everything they knew
Cellbit suggested that Egg AI was the eighth egg on the wheel.
They worried about whoever was egg number five.
Cellbit said he should have told them about the information he had gotten
Charlie felt bad for making him spin the wheel
Bad arrived and had everything explained badly to him. Roier took the blame so Tubbo and Charlie would stop bickering
Cellbit and Bad talked about something in the vault going missing
Charlie reassured Tubbo and suggested they all blame each other so no one would know who really did it
C: Chin up, walls up!
Charlie called Fred a Fed
Tubbo went to check on Forever in the hospital wing, Charlie poked him to try and wake him up
He accidentally broke his bed and it disappeared
He panicked and left the game, he insisted everyone be cool and ended stream
Charlie was swarmed by people chanting his name as soon as he logged on in the Ordem hospital ward. He panicked, reassuring himself this was not a dream because he was clothed
The swarm of people clued him into him being muted and went silent when the first thing he said was "I'm not naked okay? Stop looking, I'm not naked." He managed to charisma his way out of awkwardness. He joked and said he'd show them what he meant.
He logged back in with a buff shirtless skin, covered in slime. Jaiden chanted his name and took pictures.
Cellbit asked if he had gotten a ticket and Charlie played off not knowing what that meant by saying he'd gotten a speeding ticket on his way back home.
Jaiden pointed out the skin he was wearing had messed up eyes, Mouse pointed out his abs. Charlie said he'd drawn those on.
Baghera and Charlie took charge and they all did karaoke at the karaoke place. The group was made up of Jaiden, Charlie, Baghera, Cellbit, Bad, and Ironmouse
Cellbit was resistant to singing Gangnam Style twice in a row, Mouse and Bad snuck away to not hear the wave of sound that was Jaiden, Baghera, and Charlie struggling through Korean. Charlie busted through the wall of the second story so they could still see the party down on the street.
Cellbit forcibly stopped them from doing Gangnam Style a third time, Mouse chose the next one to be Suavemente, which they enthusiastically struggled through
Charlie released his party rhino and sang Gangnam Style quietly to Bad in the corner
Mouse offhandedly mentioned it was Suavemente or WAP, then told them she couldn't have put WAP since Bad was there, Charlie demanded WAP in Spanish, everyone laughed because his skin made everything he said "sound a little bit angrier"
Charlie chose next, he picked Bop to the Top specifically because it would be miserable to hear them all sing to. Mouse and Charlie did it as a duet
Bad didn't want to go but everyone picked for him and put up a karaoke version of his song Muffin, Mouse had to leave before it could start
Charlie went outside to see if it really was just vocals with no music when you were downstairs and laughed at them singing Muffin with no backing. Bad took a solo for every line but the chorus
They tried to summon in Cucurucho for a song while Jaiden made her choice, The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku, she insisted everyone knew it and would love it, they were instantly floored by the sheer speed of the song. They loved it.
Baghera put on I Want It That Way, everyone tried very hard
They ended on Be A Man, they peer pressured Cellbit into joining despite not knowing it
They all went to the museum, Charlie didn't have the warp so everyone went with him to spawn, which was filled with scaffolding. After awhile of screwing around they checked out the art. They commented on how people can interpret really weird skins, with Antoine as the example
Kameto logged on
They went to Cellbit's castle, walking since Charlie didn't have the warp. Charlie and Cellbit chatted about Cellbit's project, Ordem Paranormal
They came across Baghera on the bridge to Cellbit's castle, head spun around and seemingly afk, Charlie noted that was how actual ducks sleep. Cellbit showed Charlie how a duck's beak looks like it's wearing a mask shaped like a dog. Jaiden and Baghera shared a fun fact about duck penises.
Cellbit brought the attention back to the castle. The went to a room with elements from his game. Charlie had done research about it and was really excited by it all. Cellbit was really excited he could name all the elements.
While Cellbit was setting up music Charlie and Jaiden talked about how cool they found the whole project and how they thought it would do really well if the language barrier wasn't there
He was shown all of the element rooms and while talking with Jaiden decided to go with his real feelings when picking a room instead of with his in-roleplay feelings (which would go with the blood room)
He had a full discussion about the knowledge room and how the universe worked with the entities.
Charlie already knew he would pick energy before even going in the room thanks to his wiki knowledge.
He picked Energy
He had some issues placing his sign and got very dramatic about it with Jaiden while Cellbit laughed
He did a keysmash and placed his sign, adding Brazil to his username
After taking a picture with the sign Charlie heard a sound and walked straight over to where a Gegg had appeared, no one knew where it had come from
"You picked it too."
Charlie placed a green sign for Gegg in the Energy room
Charlie popped in and out of the Fear room for the bit
He changed his skin back to normal and spotted a note from Bagi to Cellbit in lime green signs.
He announced that he would finally be managing his inventory
The lights were still out in his basement, he got quiet and worried about Flippa
He turned off his webcam
He started putting things in his storage system, he had to decide what were blocks to put in his blocks chest
There was a sound upstairs, he checked but there was nothing
He went back to organizing
Someone in chat asked why he was so sad, and he complained about how alone he was in the house
He insisted it was not his birthday when he kept finding reminders around his house
He drank an intoxication decoction
He doubted if Flippa was real
He went upstairs and looked for his vine lasso because he needed to catch a fly
The fly disappeared and he commented that everyone left him
He went into the mines to check if it had been real
The train tracks were there, he ran down them to the end
Before he got there he was teleported to a dark room with a set of dice
He was struck by lightning for questioning if it was a dream
He went up to the lectern and read the book
To play the ‘Odd or Even Dice Game,’ all you need are three dice. Roll them and add up the numbers. If the sum is an odd number, congratulations, you win!
but…
If it’s an even number, better luck next time. There’s only one catch: you don’t get to decide when you’ll roll them again.
Have fun! : )
The first die landed on a four, the second on a five, and the third on a two.
He won
In the chest was placed Ticket 0012, a ricket with “SLIME” written on it, there were bits of slime covering it
He questioned why it was pre-gunked
He was struck by lightning for not leaving through the exit portal immediately
The portal took him to the train station
He yelled at Zeus for striking him with lightning
He asked the others to meet at Spawn
They showed him their own tickets
Roier and Foolish claimed to have received each other’s tickets
Charlie insisted that he had not oozed on it
Roier and Charlie sung No Mames songs
Foolish asked about the lightning
They all yelled at God and were struck by lightning
Roier claimed the God was a duck
Roier released Jose
When Jose went away all the grief came back
Roier suggested they burn his ticket, they burned his and Foolish’s
At Bagi’s request Foolish was struck by lightning
They were all struck by lightning repeatedly and accused each other of sins
Roier and Foolish were given back their tickets
They all traded theirs around
Charlie burned Roier’s ticket
They were all given their tickets back
They all traded
Charlie tried to trade with Bagi, but she didn’t have hers with her
Bagi’s ticket appeared in his inventory to her confusion
Roier burned Foolish’s ticket
Roier burned his own and Bagi’s tickets
They repositioned to stand in different locations
Roier called it a misclick
Charlie logged off and sobbed
Foolish asked God for their tickets again
An invisible someone took a picture
Charlie started twerking so God “could get the best angle of his ass”
Foolish and Charlie twerked “cheek to cheek”
Charlie suggested they had to sacrifice something for their tickets, Foolish put down a cage trap with a Gegg inside
Charlie felt weird about it
Bad appeared
Charlie asked if he wanted to be a pagan with them
They tried to get him to throw his ticket on the ground
He didn’t have his ticket on him, they insisted that he go get it
Roier, Foolish, Bagi, and Charlie twerked for a photo taken by Bad
Charlie got a fly on a leash
Roier killed it
Charlie leashed Roier
Bad went to get it and they plotted burning it
He came back and suspected a prank
He threw it on the ground but had his magnet on so it didn’t drop
He turned it off
Foolish tried to burn his ticket but he used the magnet first
Bad got mad and went after Foolish
They explained they had all incinerated their own tickets
Bad agreed to burn his ticket in exchange for Foolish’s crown
Charlie said it looked like a burger king crown
Foolish explained they had burned their tickets twice
Roier claimed that Bad would throw it if he was a real Mexican, they claimed he wasn’t a real Brazilian or American if he didn’t do it
Bad claimed if they could kill him they could burn his ticket
Charlie changed into his shirtless and slimey skin and attacked
He turned back
He couldn’t use that form for two years
Bad tried to give them paper instead of a ticket
Foolish claimed Charlie was closely related to a gerbil
Foolish offered his small banana, Roier and Charlie taste tested the difference between his small and big bananas while Foolish held them
He Chulked out again and tasted both bananas
Chulk wore off before he could determine if there was a size difference
He couldn’t use that form for the next seven years
Foolish threw the small banana to the side, Charlie grabbed it and pleaded for the others to beat him up so he could eat it
Foolish informed him that the president had gone missing
Charlie asked what the president had done
They insisted the president had invented
- The eternal banana
- Sex
- No mames
Foolish asked the gods to send Charlie to the nether to find him
Charlie commented on the tickets
They asked God for their tickets back
Roier suggested they open a ticket to get their tickets back
Charlie suggested they all blame each other
Charlie blamed Bagi
They agreed they were bad people
Roier took a screenshot of his message and Charlie read it aloud
Roier blamed Charlie
Bagi had not sent a ticket
The team sent Charlie and Foolish a message that they were reviewing the problem
The Spanish team sent Roier an unimpressed emoji
Charlie joked that Quackity sent him a cease and desist and ended his contract
They all got their tickets back
Charlie put his ticket away
Roier put lava down to let the intrusive thoughts win
They resisted
Jose was let out
Charlie claimed he could treat Jose better, Jose told him he would “shit in his bed”
Charlie was happy about it
The Jose bit extended until Foolish and Charlie were barking at each other
They asked Bagi to bark, she barked in a little yappie dog kind of way
Foolish disappeared
Charlie and Roier roleplayed as a Dominoes pizza order
Roier roleplayed ordering a pizza from Papa John’s
Charlie had to go put his ticket somewhere safe to get rid of temptation
He dug open one of his walls and hid a backpack inside with the ticket
He decided that he would probably forget but that was a future problem
He turned off his location.
He went back down to the mine, realizing that he had been side tracked
He found a bat sitting in the train and treated it as if Flippa had hatched. He insisted he loved her no matter what.
Inside of the house was a nametag and an explosion
Flippa broke out from one of the walls
He gave her a knife to stab him so he could be sure he wasn’t dreaming
He asked if she had been safe and she agreed she was
He gave her all of his toast
They hugged and she gave him a book of tasks
She drove the train up
He experienced the Dorime glitch for the first time, this was cut out of the VOD
The VOD cut to him at the top of the tracks breaking open a staircase out
He accidentally hit her and panicked.
Flippa: ur 0k
They were attacked by mobs
Flippa was downed by a fly, alerting everyone online to her presence.
He gave her diamond armor, a totem, and a gillysuit to protect herself
The gillysuit left her completely invisible with armor hidden
He insisted that it was entirely her choice whether or not she wanted to be seen
They arrived at Spawn, Flippa hid as Bagi showed up at the waypoint, she had seen Flippa’s nametag but didn’t comment on it
They went to Pol's to get an onion for a task, together he and Pol reenacted the last scene of "The Titantic"
He asked Pol if he thought he would be a good dad in a hypothetical as being a single parent was hard. When he left he remarked he'd like to raise his daughter with him.
He washed his hands singing the alphabet three individual times with Pol.
Pol taught him how to make Onion Soup, but they needed green onions for the recipe
He very badly attempted to hide Flippa from Pol, resulting in Pol thinking he needed mental help
Flippa asked about where the other eggs were, leading Charlie to realize it would look really bad if he was seen with her.
He went to see BBH for a green onion, Flippa hid.
He walked into Foolish, Bad and Felps having a sit-off, which he joined on Foolish's side. Flippa kept hitting him and Foolish resulting in Foolish's confusion.
Flippa stepped on a mine and was downed, then he stepped on one and she died. He tried to cover for it while covering the hole with the others.
JuanaFlippa remained alive although even she didn't know how.
They went back home and he made the food after asking if the bacon required for it was okay, she said it was.
After eating it she said she loved the "vegan bacon" which he hesitantly agreed it was
Flippa asked about what the other parents had said about the eggs being missing, Charlie told her what he knew about the tickets. She asked about heaven and hell because he kept mentioning it and he got sad about his time without her. He reassured her she would go to heaven.
They did a family flip together.
They went to Cellbit's for the next task, "dig a hole, place a sign and write "SLAAAY""
He let Flippa decide where to put the sign and she started tunneling around until they got to a dark room with a "Dues da Morte" which downed Flippa and blocked her hitbox until she died.
They went down the hole again and left the sign.
The next task was "find 5 cockroaches and name them after your worst enemies"
They found one at spawn before going to see the others to ask about more. They found Bad, Foolish, Jaiden, and Felps chasing down Bagi about Capybara related crimes.
Upon hearing Foolish was the KOC he demanded he get in the cage to help go towards the quest.
Charlie, Foolish, Felps and Flippa (hidden) went to Foolish's house to get roaches.
Jaiden and Bagi met up leading a flock of parrots. Charlie went around catching roaches as the others were distracted by a cow.
Charlie and Flippa went back home to make a roach wall and name them after enemies.
They named themː Federation; the all consuming grief I felt without you; MY PUTA ESPOSA; anyone who supports the federation knowing all the bad things they do;
Charlie was going to name the last one CODE MONSTERS but Flippa destroyed it and wrote Cucurucho in its place, he remarked on her getting political with her listing so many Federation related things.
Flippa asked him to put her to bed, he sung her a lullaby about how glad he was she was back, he pulled up a backing track and did a whole song and dance with her.
He wished her well and left her to sleep before logging off.
In the description of the VOD, the following numbers were written “01110101 01101000 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000” Translating to “Uh oh” in Binary.
Charlie logged on in Eggxile
He went downstairs looking for Flippa, he insisted that Flippa had been real seeing as he had the roaches
He realized he had given her something to turn invisible and asked if she was playing a prank like the one where she disappeared for months.
Cellbit whispers to you: WHERE ARE YOU
You whisper to Cellbit: my little shack
You whisper to Cellbit: would you like a pear, they are very overripe
Cellbit whispers to you: what is the tp name again?
Cellbit whispers to you: eggxile
He fought numerous mobs before Cellbit and Philza arrived. Philza was littered with arrows
They asked how he was doing and Charlie claimed to be working through things with a licensed therapist and doing better
Cellbit asked about a ticket, and Charlie brought them into the house to show him the ticket, asking them to not mind the general state of disrepair and the signs as he wrote those in his sleep
Cellbit was taking photos under guise of taking pictures of Phil
Phil spotted the roaches before Charlie could cover them all the way up, he denied
He told them both he was renovating and dug open the hole in the wall to get his ticket out
He showed them his slime covered ticket, Philza was especially interested in it having slime because his own ticket was also unique.
Cellbit attempted to take a photo of the ticket, but Charlie twerked making it hard to get a decent photo, they did a small photoshoot
Phil investigated the roaches, which Charlie tried to hide
Flippa came down the ladder behind them, making him panic and attempt to get her to leave before being spotted
He insisted that they were high on the toxic fumes in their house
Cellbit took pictures and Charlie gave up and told Flippa to just hide, she did not do a good job at hiding
Eventually they got up the ladder and she used her gillysuit to hide in the grass, by this point she was very much seen
Charlie: This is gonna be a conversation isn’t it?
Flippa placed a sign and told him that was okay
He told them both to be cool
Cellbit insisted he was cool and was glad to get the chance to meet her
Charlie introduced her
C: This is my daughter JuanaFlippa, she died but we’re over that.
Cellbit complimented her glasses, Charlie said they had the same six inch thick perscription
Charlie walked over to Phil, who had been silent and stared him in the eye
C: Lotta typing going on over here Phil. Cleaning your keyboard?
P: Yeah, just some stuff in there.
C: Got some dust in there?
P: Yeah, some crumbs.
C: They all out now?
P: Yeah.
Cellbit gave her some apple juice
Charlie explained that she had an accent now and Cellbit joked that it was easy to read compared to Richarlyson’s
Cellbit asked about her Spanish and she denied being able to speak it
Charlie began explaining how he had found Flippa, but was interrupted when Cellbit noticed one of the blocks blocking the roaches was from his kitchen floor
He tried to lead them away from the cockroaches. They stayed and Cellbit said he could keep the floor since he barely used the room anyway, which was a relief because Charlie admitted they had messed it up
Charlie continued showing them the path Flippa had led him down
They were confused and concerned at the mystery train
While following it down, Flippa hit reverse and hit Charlie
When asked Flippa was unsure if she built the train tracks
Cellbit ran from the train as it chased him down the tracks
He continued with his story, telling them about Flippa appearing behind a corner, they investigated and Charlie insisted Phil calm it down and not interrogate his kid
Flippa did not know how long she had been down there
Charlie told them it didn’t matter how she had gotten back
When asked by Phil, he admitted to the household struggling a bit with supplies
Flippa gave Charlie the egg tasks for the day
Cellbit understood why he was hesitant to introduce her to people, and Charlie glitched
The others tried to get Flippa and Charlie away for a moment to talk but Charlie read their bubbles, Cellbit began talking about how much he loved the eggs and Charlie responded by saying how much he loved Cellbit, they came over to push the train
Charlie warped to Mariana’s house and Flippa warped behind him with her warping powers
He showed Flippa the statue Mariana had built for her
Charlie insisted that he loved her more than Mariana did.
Flippa hugged him
They went to plant explosives around Mariana’s house
They took a picture together implicating them in the vandalism
Cellbit asked about the giant black structure behind Mariana’s house and suggested they all take a guess
Flippa said it looked like a series of random incomprehensable symbols
Charlie read Flippa’s second guess aloud and his game crashed, it gave him a “splinting headache”
Jose briefly appeared
Cellbit brought up Bobby’s death to a code which made Flippa sad
They found a raccoon washing an egg and wanted it as a pet
They put tnt inside where they found a giant photo of two men shaking hands put up on the wall next to the bed. Roier claimed they were Mariana’s father and uncle.
Phil grabbed the raccoon for Flippa and gave her the things to name it
She named it “r@c00000n fu n n y!!! : ) ))”
Charlie called the three of them “like her uncles”
Roier agreed unenthusiastically so Charlie pulled him aside, Jose was made a tio too
Flippa agreed to hang out with Lullah after the others got back
They decided to try jogging her memory of things with photos
BadBoyHalo appeared in the background entirely silently
They noticed him standing there and introduced him to Flippa
She did not remember him, Roier bragged about having been remembered
Bad revealed that Flippa had led him, Maxo, and Aypierre into the maze
Flippa said it was not her
They decided to go take pictures for the tasks, there they ran into Ironmouse, Flippa did flips at Charlie’s encouragement, not having met Mouse
Charlie quizzed them on when his birthday was seeing as Bad did not know
Flippa and Mouse built a scaffolding tower and began to climb
Charlie began to admit that he was acting weird before because of Flippa but was interrupted when Pol starting singing the alphabet, they sung through the entire thing, Roier started a No Mames cover of Hallelujah
Charlie explained Flippa’s presence to Pol
Charlie called himself a good parent and Bad reminded him that Flippa was the first to die
Charlie and Roier started climbing another scaffolding tower placed by Flippa while singing No Mames Hallelujah.
Roier realized she was building a platform in the sky
Phil broke the scaffolding dropping everyone to the ground
Phil showed Flippa a picture
They talked about where the President was
Flippa encouraged Phil to repeat what was in the picture, he left to do it
Charlie interrupted a conversation between Bad and Mouse about him looking weird and commented that it “[wasn’t his] fault [his] mom popped [him] out like this”
Pol asked about the other eggs, Roier said they were on vacation
Cellbit took a picture of them all in front of the Federation building
Mouse refused to backflip and Charlie confronted her
Flippa teleported to Charlie and Charlie to her at random
Mouse asked Charlie about the karaoke and Pol joined them in singing Gangnam Style
Charlie continued trying to convince Mouse to flip
Pol frontflipped scaring Charlie
Above them Phil bridged towards the Federation building
Pol told him that he would die with two backflips but could frontflip as many times as he wanted
Phil couldn’t do the thing
Mouse flipped
She claimed to feel like a new woman
Charlie did a spinning flip and hurt his leg
Mouse asked for more karaoke at some point, she asked about doing a collab cover of Bop to the Top. He completely agreed
Charlie walked over to where Flippa was and found her gaslighting, he was so proud
Phil was randomly teleported away
Mouse gave Charlie some ancient meat which made him ill
Mouse pondered why people thought Osmosis Jones was hot, Charlie said he was. Bad was baffled at the concept
Cellbit joined the conversation, never having seen the movie
Charlie admitted to not knowing anything about the Onceler, Mouse called him perfect for it
Bad suggested Flippa go to the adoption center
Mouse and Pol mentioned that they never had the chance to adopt an egg
Charlie asked if Mouse would want to be Flippa’s aunt and she agreed
Bad incorrectly insisted that Flippa had been in one of the inner cubbys, she had been next to the door
Charlie called it a classic BadBoyHalo gaslight and took a picture of Flippa in the end one
Charlie tried to find his Gegg room before going upstairs with the others
Cellbit encouraged Flippa to draw
Phil left
Charlie and Roier did a bit about the meaning of art
Roier played his spooky audio and they continued riffing until Flippa was done painting
She had done a self portrait
A Gegg appeared in the next room over
Charlie explained Gegg and introduced them
Flippa liked him
Mouse accidentally hit Gegg and Flippa retaliated, hitting her
Flippa captured Gegg in a cagetrap
She led them to the location for the last picture, the church
Charlie was unsure so she ran off to find a different place, very quickly
Mouse left
She decided to take the photo by “big man” the Titan
Someone started a Brazilian add that kept growing in size
She wanted to take the final picture with it
Charlie learned about the sign TTS function
Bad suggested Charlie put his head in Dapper’s guillotine
Flippa told Pol she was vegan
Bad brought up mention of her allergies, Charlie was confused about him having said she was allergic to the sun but agreed that she had had bad allergies
Charlie suggested death had boosted her immune system
Flippa played with a Create crank like a fidget toy
Roier suggested the moment would be better with Charlie’s “goofy ass stupid wife.”
They suggested he reintroduce Mariana, but Charlie was hesitant
Charlie didn’t trust Mariana around her after his misclicks, Roier told him that he was a misclicker too
Cellbit came back from being AFK to take the picture
Flippa asked about Mariana, “mom”
They tried to get Flippa to not say “bitch” about Mariana
The final task was to ride a bike over the wall
Charlie asked a clarifying question and Flippa said it was probably jumping off the wall
He gave her a glider just in case
They warped to Phil’s to start biking
He was impressed with how well she rode
Charlie thanked them for being understanding and Cellbit insisted that if he needed help he should come to them
Flippa told Charlie she loved him and gave him a big hug
They all kissed goodbye
They went home and Charlie confronted a wandering trader about being on his property, Flippa committed assault and murder
They went inside and Charlie wished her a good Juanasleepa
Charlie very quietly sung to her
JuanaFlippa, you’re my egg
And I’m so glad you’re back again
He gave her a kiss on the forehead and went upstairs
He sat by the fire and commented on how understanding everyone was and how this was “the happiest [he’d] been in a long time.”
Charlie logged on in the basement and read back the sign that Flippa had placed
g00d n1ght 1 l9v3 u d@d!! ! <3 3 <<< < 3 [good night I love you dad! <3]
His arm was covered in a black and green substance, he commented he must have slept on it weird because it was like pins and needles, he decided it was a weird rash from the unclean basement
At random points he would experience “glitches,” his head and arms would spasm and disconnect in random ways along with his voice becoming extremely electronic
He went upstairs to look for Flippa
FoolishG whispers to you: are you a robot?
aypierre: HELLO GEGG MASTER
FoolishG: GEGG IS HERE???
aypierre: N BUT HIS MASTER YES
[+] ironmouseparty
Slimecicle: IT IS I THE GEGG MASTER
Slimecicle: we are all gegg
Slimecicle: do not forget
You whisper to FoolishG: beep boop :)
FoolishG whispers to you: AHHHHHHH
Charlie continued commenting on how weird his arm felt.
Flippa appeared and Charlie did a glitchy backflip in greeting
He told her about his arm feeling weird, she didn’t know anything about it
Flippa gave him the day’s tasks
He decided to go to Spawn to see if anyone would want to help with tasks
Tubbo was nearby so he ran over, they caught up for a moment while Flippa bounced around them, it took Tubbo a while to register that her presence was odd
Tubbo: Why is your egg back but every one else’s is missing?
C: Huh?
T: Huh?
C: I mean, dude you could just be happy for me.
T: Yeah, no I am happy for you man
C: You are happy for me?
T: Yeah no that’s cool as shit man.
C: Thanks, I appreciate that. Did you ever get to meet JuanaFlippa?
T: No, literally never, this is so exciting
C: Well, Flippa! Say hi Flippa, show him your flip!
Charlie cheered her on as she did a backflip for Tubbo
Flippa asked about the hotel Tubbo was staying in
Tubbo asked about how Flippa came back, Charlie described it as a birthday present and refused to say the word dead where she could hear
Cellbit called everyone over to announce something
Charlie used his tongue around
Pierre asked about Forever and mentioned seeing him on the Minecraft Earth stream from that day
Someone put up a screenshot of Fit behind Cellbit
Everyone chatted while Cellbit stalled
Baghera got up and told her goldfish joke, which Charlie hadn’t heard yet
Charlie was confused as people giggled around him
Charlie needed desperately to know what happened to the fish but Cellbit went up to say his stuff
BagheraJones whispers to you: it’s a fish
You whisper to BagheraJones: it’s a fish
You whisper to BagheraJones: it has 3 seconds of memory
BagheraJones whispers to you: Well not really
You whisper to BagheraJones: wait the fish?
Cellbit was going to sneak them into a Federation presentation
A-N was on Bad’s Team. O-W was on Cellbit’s Team.
You whisper to BagheraJones: im going to change teams i want to know whats up with the fish
You whisper to BagheraJones: please do
Cellbit insisted they not fuck it up
Charlie insisted that Baghera finish her joke
Bad lifted Charlie up and threw him back down with a lasso
Baghera didn’t get to tell her joke
Charlie insisted she change teams to tell the joke
She announced it in chat and started the joke
They had to catch up with the group, Baghera started the joke again
They passed Roier and Foolish talking about how to say “shit” in Spanish
Baghera started the joke
Charlie told her a goldfish fact
They entered the maze
Bagi told him he looked weird and asked if he wanted help, Charlie insisted it was fine
Roier brought out Juan
Cellbit tried to wrangle the group to remind them it was a stealth mission.
Foolish wanted to be floating pants
Wilbur entered the maze and Charlie got excited, he flipped and glitched in excitement
Wilbur laughed at the glitching
He reminded Wilbur it was a stealth mission
W: Charlie I’m gonna be real with you, you know those dreams you have where you’re at school with all your friends and there’s something happening that all your friends know about and you don’t.
C: Yeah.
W: Do ou ever have those dreams?
C: Most of my dreams contain so much background unexplainable lore, so I fully understand. Yeah, this doesn’t feel real.
W: Well I’ve been told what’s happening but-
Philza: This way guys
W: It’s quite dim in here!
C: Let me give you the recap, so a long time ago I think there was this fish and so it was a goldfish, and so goldfish only have three seconds of memory. Okay they don’t actually, but that’s just for the story, for the joke they- Actually I don’t know the rest yet. But that’s what I know so far.
W: Hot take, this maze fucking sucks.
They continued walking behind the group
Charlie called him a confused old man.
He assured Wilbur he was at most ten percent more aware of the situation
Charlie called him tongueless and gave him his squok
Etoiles asked why he was giving away his gift
Wilbur was trapped on a wall
Wilbur wanted out.
They were all lost and scrambled, Baghera started the joke, Niki joined so she started the joke
They were hopelessly lost and confused
Roier joined so Baghera started the joke
Charlie was reminded of a joke, a joke about fish
Baghera started the joke
They heard Wilbur through the walls, Charlie insisted he needed to know about the fish to continue.
Baghera started the joke
W: I HAVE JUST MET YOU WHAT IS GOING ON.
They moved on down the hall
Etoiles asked if they wanted him to die in real life
Charlie was reminded of the short life span of a fish
An admin had placed torches to guide them
Baghera said it was hopeful to think that that many people wouldn’t get lost
Charlie asked if he fish would get lost
Baghera and Charlie started the joke
They came up and found the group crowded around Jose
Jose could not be contained due to the limit of the maze, Charlie mourned Jose
Roier begged the admins for help to pick up Jose
The got to the center of the maze, Charlie recognized the room.
Cellbit called them all over.
Roier couldn’t pick up Jose, so Foolish put him on a leash
Roier begged Foolish to unleash him so he could get him but Foolish didn’t know how.
Cellbit wasn’t happy with the constant music
Foolish left the room to get the music out
Bad went back to get Wilbur and Phil
Everyone told each other to be quiet, it was very loud
Baghera asked about how the glitches felt, he said he was like the fish and didn’t remember
They split the teams
Baghera and Charlie weren’t sure which team to be on
They decided on Cellbit and huddled together for the invisibility
Charlie struggled following everyone into the room
Everyone told each other to shut up and take off their things
Charlie’s shoes squeaked
There was a revolving door that led to two sides, most went on one side, Cellbit, Charlie and two others went on the left
They went into a hallway with a view of an auditorium where a worker was standing
Cellbit took pictures
They continued through the halls, their speaking permission was taken away
They were trapped in a room at the end, blocked in on one side
Mouse’s invisibility wore off
They were teleported out and back to the grate view of the auditorium
Inside were a bunch of generic workers and one guy with a blue outfit named “Fred”
Fred turned and looked directly at where someone was wearing diamond pants
Cucurucho walked up to the stage, the presentation was about to begin
Someone used bear dust to make noise and was beat up by the group
Charlie wondered about Flippa
Cucurucho began speaking, but it’s spoken language was set to Spanish instead of English so the translations were off
“Attention everyone your performance thus far has been acceptable. It is imperative that you commit to perfection and do so without hesitation. Today we have three crucial points on the agenda.
Listen carefully because I will not repeat them. First and foremost as you are aware, we dispatched the president on a mission to the nether to investigate dark matter and uncover any potential leads regarding the whereabouts of the eggs.
However he has vanished we have a team actively searching for him, but we will not allow this mission to falter. We shall assign another individual to continue it without delay. This is not a request it is an order.
On to our second topic. As you should be aware we have been working diligently amassing information and rigorously testing our upcoming significant project. Now I will issue a direct order to introduce our next endeavor.
Project A0 code named mini-mes.”
A cinematic was triggered but Charlie’s game crashed.
He pulled up Cellbit’s stream to get the information, unfortunately there was no video.
He described it as miniature people like Pikmin
He rejoined right as it ended.
Cucurucho spotted the intruders and ordered their capture
Charlie spawned a turtle to cover their tracks, they ran.
Maxo sung Run, Boy, Run
They ran further down the hallways into the facility
They came across a button which Maxo and Charlie pressed, they were each shown a spawn egg
QSMP: Your door number is 9 and your password is 91745
They went looking around for their doors
Charlie didn’t want another egg
Inside each locked door was a locked chest containing a Mini-Me spawn egg, a whistle, and a flag
Charlie was excited for Flippa to have a playmate
There were giant monster noises nearby
They didn’t know where to go from there
Tina had accidentally placed her Mini-Me, she collected her in a cagetrap
A portal opened up to drop everyone at Spawn
Charlie worried about parenting himself
He suggested that he and Phil trade so they have one of each other
Tina’s Mini-Me had been stolen by an invisible someone picking up the cage trap
The picked a spot to Spawn their Mini-Mes
Antoine called him an expert on eggs and Charlie responded that misclicking himself would be a few more years in therapy
Charlie called Jaiden bird-like and suggested she lay her egg first
She suggested she “lay everyone’s eggs” because she was really good at it
The parents of living eggs were sad about the Mini-Mes being clear replacements, but Jaiden and Charlie were just excited.
Do you think if my Mini-Me sees Flippa he’s gonna want joint custody?
They weren’t sure about how sentient they would be
Tina’s Mini-Me was released, which ended the pondering because everyone thought she was cute
At some point someone had given the Mini-Tina a trident, Etoiles accidentally hit her so it began throwing tridents at him
Etoiles PVP checked the Mini-Tina, Tina defended her
Charlie: What are the logistics of this? Do we talk to them like babies or do we talk to them like adults?
Antoine: I think that would be moronic to talk to them at all.
Charlie wanted an army
The server crashed and he told a mod to ban someone who suggested breeding them
He wondered about the extent of the Mini-Me’s copying
He got permission from Antoine to watch him lay his egg
They both laid their eggs in the train station
Charlie worried about parenting logistics, Antoine just wanted to lay an egg
Charlie had a bit of a hyperventilating panic
Antoine counted down but Charlie was nauseous. Antoine told him to put the egg in his hand. He held up a slimeball. They counted down for a while, struggling because he was nervous and stalling.
Charlie began counting in binary, saying random strings, Antoine joined him in a similarly distorted voice
After seeing Antoine lay his Charlie was ready, he just wanted to know if changing skins would change them, so he asked Antoine to test it.
Before they could a cinematic started playing
Mr Duck began speaking.
“Good day Island residents! It’s great to see everyone enjoying their stay on the island.
Looks like you’ve found the Mini-Me’s, great work!
Luckily they’re harmless, so you have nothing to worry about.
They’re also entirely defenseless, so you have much to worry about!
Take good care of them!
I’m sure each and every one of you fondly remembers what happens
when a defenseless little friend is under poor care…”
The video then showed a rewind graphic before playing a clip of each egg’s death. Starting with Charlie’s misclick on Tilín.
Then it played:
- Lullah getting stuck with a crocodile in a pin and popping totems
- Trump sitting in his room
- Lullah’s death to the Binary Entity
- Mariana’s misclick on JuanaFlippa
- Richarlyson’s death to a bull
- Bobby stepping on a landmine
- Cellbit hitting Chayanne with sweeping edge
- Ramon’s death to a dungeon
- Dapper jumping off of the wall to water drop
- Pomme’s nightmare to the Binary Entity
- Trump sitting in his room
- Leo’s death to a whale
It ended.
“What memories! Let’s not have a repeat of that, please.
So! Again! Take good care of them, don’t let them die, and train them well!
I’m being serious.”
End of Cinematic
Charlie was shaken, as he didn’t want to see some of those clips ever again
He no longer wanted to lay the egg, he decided to hold onto it instead
Antoined asked if he had any experience bottles, Charlie held up an “Intoxicating Decotion” and drank it.
He got sick
He wandered away to “see if anyone else has babies”
Maxo asked to talk to Charlie along and then let out a high pitched giggle
He asked Charlie about his code, Baghera told him to touch his belly which glitched him out
Maxo asked if he wanted help but Charlie just wanted to let it happen
He was okay without an explanation which Charlie appreciated, but still gave him one
He asked if he was sad about losing his slime
He said he would change into anything to keep the ones he loved
Maxo compared the rash to the codes, Charlie denied it being related
Maxo offered to show him something at his house, so they teleported away
At Maxo’s house was Quackity who was seemingly talking to his Mini-Me. His nametag read “Fred”
Maxo pointed out his name
Quackity asked if they had their spawn eggs, they did. He urged them to use them.
Both Charlie and Maxo immediately denied being ready. Maxo left to do something.
Quackity told him it wasn’t that serious, not like the eggs.
Maxo came back wearing a new skin. A minion.
It didn’t work, only showing his normal skin. Maxo beat him to death.
He wanted no part in it if he couldn’t have minions
Charlie threatened what he had dubbed Quackiteeny
Quackity explained that the Mini-Mes matched your current skin, he tested if it affected skin layers by removing his head layer, it didn’t work
Charlie was horrified, not knowing his head had a layer
Quackity insulted him and asked “what the fuck was wrong with his arm”
Quackity accepted the name Quackiteeny and wanted to protect him from Charlie
Charlie stood next to Quackiteeny until he imprinted on him
Quackity left
Maxo was AFK so Charlie teleported to Wilbur’s house to go see him. They were in the turtle garden.
Charlie and Wilbur talked about going on silly romps after the egg’s return.
W: We need to sort the eggs gonmp before-
C: Oh well, I mean, you know, Flippa’s back!
W: I’m s- Pardon? The JuanaFlippa?
C: Yeah, she uh, she came back
W: Where? Phil? Is this true? Why didn’t you tell me about this Phil?
P: Will, this is… I’ll tell you- Okay you know what? Charlie stay here, look after the turtles.
He could not leave the turtle garden without permission
He pressed against the wall to try and hear their conversation, his mind jumped to them wanting to hurt Flippa, so he tunneled towards them to listen in
P: -Yes, I’ve seen it with my own eyes, but there’s something off. Um, she talks in like [unintelligible due to outside noise], like, you can read it. But it’s got numbers and symbols and she’s very sort of um. Energetic, has a lot more energy. It’s not the JuanaFlippa we knew, I want to believe it’s her, but I think-
Charlie muttered quietly: Yes it is.
P: what might have happened is she’s been like healed or revived by the codes
W: Wait, let Charlie show me
He left the tunnel.
Maxo had appeared via waystone and mentioned he didn’t have a Mini-Me egg.
Maxo greeted Wilbur.
Felps showed up with his Mini-Me, which freaked out Wilbur as he had not been at the meeting and didn’t know about them.
Charlie was still not out of the pen so he asked Wilbur for permission, Phil tried letting him out but Charlie wanted Wilbur’s permission as the property owner
C: Hey Phil, you like hardcore right?
P: Yeah.
C: It’d be pretty hardcore if you laid your eggs in front of me right now.
Phil laughed for an entire minute then said that the Mini-Mes were distractions
Charlie agreed but said it seemed fun
He was let out formally by Wilbur.
Quackity appeared, his nametag still incorrect
Charlie asked about Quackiteeny, Quackity claimed he was somewhere Charlie would never find him. Charlie insisted he would imprint on his child.
Felps brought up that Wilbur was married from Festa Junina
Baghera asked where Charlie was in chat
Wilbur wanted to leave as there were to many people, he asked Charlie to take him to where he found JuanaFlippa
He invited Baghera to Eggxile and while waiting for them to arrive, he thought about how to explain finding Flippa
He asked if Wilbur was in a good place mentally to see it, he said no. “Right this way.”
Phil pointed out the black concrete to Wilbur, accidentally informing Charlie that there was something weird about the blocks
Charlie explained exiling himself and the events of his birthday
They got on the train, Philza stayed back.
They did a very long extended bit involving innuendos and the train journey
He explained finding Flippa, he went to her cave only to find a scary statue mob.
They locked Phil in to deal with it
He reenacted the moment he found her in the role of JuanaFlippa
He explained the current Flippa situation, with her coming and going as she pleased
Wilbur asked him to pass on a message, a question about where she had gone
Charlie said that she wasn’t able to answer those kinds of questions and would get antsy
Wilbur told him that it sounded like Flippa was smoking weed, which made Charlie remember the mine fumes.
Charlie had been letting her smoke weed, and it was all legal on his island since it was unclaimed
Wilbur called FitMC obsessed with weed
The train managed to leave Charlie behind
Wilbur suggested warping back to the waypoint
Charlie begged Baghera over chat to tell him about the fish, she wasn’t allowed to log out until she explained about the fish. Her Mini-Me had died so she agreed
She teleported to them
Wilbur said he wasn’t angry about Lullah being missing anymore, he was just “really really sad.”
Baghera said that crying was good, she did it all the time, while eating and showering and sleeping.
She was crying right then.
Wilbur asked for an example of eating and crying
Charlie gave his own audible example which no one liked hearing
Baghera talked about Flippa when Wilbur brought her up
Charlie insisted that she tell Wilbur the fish joke to cheer him up, he led them over to the campfire. There was the perfect number of chairs.
She started her joke again because the audience was psyching her out
They cheered overly enthusiastically
Charlie laughed at one of Wilbur’s jokes so he pushed Baghera off the stage and told a joke about goldfish having a three second memory
Baghera was distressed because he was telling her joke wrong
Charlie didn’t get it
Baghera went to drown herself, Charlie said she wasn’t a fish, which reminded him of a joke
Baghera got up on stage and told her joke, Baghera was interrupted by Charlie and Wilbur overreacting and fighting
Wilbur crashed
Baghera had to pause
C: Baghera can I ask you a genuine question?
B: There is a joke.
C: Okay.
Baghera mentioned some jokes didn’t translate well from French
Wilbur logged back on, and Baghera got ready to tell her joke, but Wilbur interrupted her. He did not want to here it.
W: There are pressing matters. Look at this man here.
He pointed at Phil.
W: How long do you think he’s got left for this world?
B: Well maybe a bit longer because my joke is gonna give him some seconds
W: Come on now, from a humble stand point, how long has he got left?
B: No but there is really a joke!
W: How long do you think he has left for this world? See those grey hairs?
B: He’s a bit old yeah.
C: You see those pores, I’ve never seen so many big and large poors
P: This is fucked.
C: I didn’t know singular thick hairs could grow like that
W: As a ballpark figure how long do you think he has left? Two maybe three-
C: Three seconds.
B: Three minutes yeah
W: Now with that in mind, he’s gonna help me get my egg back, and if I don’t act quickly I will lose him.
Charlie called Phil cool for leaning against the chair
Phil showed Charlie how to wiggle his torso while doing emotes
Charlie and Phil messed around with emotes while Wilbur talked to Baghera about his lead.
Wilbur was distracted by Charlie jiggling his torso while laying down
Charlie was made speechless by Wilbur wanting to leave right then
C: We don’t even know if your eggs even okay, we don’t know!
B: I think they’re okay-
C: We listened to that- They think your eggs in fucking Hell man, they think your eggs in Hell!
B: You cannot speak like that because you found your egg back.
W: Charlie.
B: No, we’re pretty sure they’re okay.
C: I just like- I
W: I can’t work with someone with an attitude like this man, for a start, A: I don’t believe you. And B: With an attitude like that, how am I supposed to trust you man? Where’s your evidence that she’s dead? Where’s your evidence she’s in Hell?
C: Where’s your evidence she’s okay?
W: I have it in the eggs that have communicated with you guys. If all the other eggs have communicated with their previous parents, why wouldn’t mine?
B: Yeah, they’re alive. They’re alive. But I think they’re in another dimension or something.
C: I’m just trying thinking about it logically, I mean how do you even know that’s- How do you even know those are the eggs?
W: I’ll know. When I see her I’ll know.
C: I hope you find her man.
W: Phil come with me.
P: Okay.
Charlie apologized for messing up her audience
B: At the end the fish dried.
Charlie, laughing: Fuck you Baghera, is that actually it?
B: No it’s not.
C: Tell me the- Okay alright.
He was worried about messing things up with Wilbur
Baghera explained that it was like when they first found out the eggs were missing. And that it was easier for him to judge Charlie because he was his friend
Charlie couldn’t remember if he had even met Flippa, because he hadn’t been around in so long.
He was glad Baghera had met Flippa, and asked her to start the joke.
“Hello Quesadilla Island!”
He clapped wildly for her.
“That never happens, so I’m happy. Okay, did you know that the goldfish has three seconds of memory? Okay it’s not true we already know, it’s just for the joke.
So if you put the three second memory goldfish from the joke in the bowl, but please don’t put fish in bowls, okay? Because if you put fish in bowls they get crazy, not good for them. We always see that in cartoons so-”
Charlie asked if it was also for the joke.
“Well you put the fish in the bowl for the joke but don’t do what’s in the joke in real life. So if you put it in a bowl.”
It was announced that if your Mini-Me died you could go to the Spawn, they went.
Bad asked for all the bad parents to get in a line for a picture.
C: My Mini-Me didn’t die, but I’m still a bad parent.
B: No you’re not!
Baghera insisted they weren’t bad parents, Charlie hadn’t killed his Mini-Me and hers had died because it spawned in a block
Felpsinho had run into a cactus
Bagi called the Mini-Mes Federation weapons
Bad wanted to use his Mini-Me as a tool to teach Dapper responsibility when they returned
Charlie asked how he was so sure they were coming back.
Bad said that if Flippa came back Dapper could too
Charlie muttered that Flippa was special
They were confused about what they were doing there
Bad was mad and suspicious about no one mentioning Charlie’s glitches
Felps commented on Bad being crazy
Felps, Baghera, and Charlie danced as they waited
Quackity warped in, Bad announced all of the failures had arrived
How Quackiteeny was killed was a mystery.
Charlie lied and claimed that his Mini-Me had walked into the ocean and drowned
He made a joke out of it, claiming it had looked at him and drowned itself
Baghera asked if he was lying, he pulled her aside to clue her in, she immediately understood he wanted two
Jaiden’s was alive
Bagi and Tina postponed a date, Jaiden, Baghera, and Charlie watched
The server announced that if all of their Mini-Mes died more could be gotten but cause of death would be reviewed
He told Mouse that they could get two
Quackity described the mechanics
Felps asked the upward limit and Quackity did not have an answer.
The maximum amount of time a Mini-Me could go without food was three days, all of those going to TwitchCon complained
He specified there were exceptions
Quackity suggested they would be useful later, and avoided the question when Mouse asked if they were going to war
Cucurucho watched from above
Quackiteeny was revealed to be alive, but his head was stuck in the floor for some reason
Someone had nametagged him “dinnerbone” which flipped him
He renamed him and Quackiteeny was okay
The group followed Cucurucho around the corner to where a platform told them to wait
Charlie asked what had happened to Roier’s Mini-Me.
Charlie stuck with the ocean story
He suggested starting a Mini-Me anonymous
Cucurucho asked them to describe the cause of death
Cucurucho accidentally threw a Mini-Me spawn egg, Charlie caught it and made a break for it, taking bullets as he ran for the waypoint
He was shot down mere blocks from his goal
The group helped him up and he teleported away and kept running
He got into his house and needed to hide the egg, he dug into the wall containing his ticket backpack and placed both Mini-Mes.
He told them they would be safe and sealed the entrance
He decided to act like he had glitched and didn’t remember
He teleported back to Spawn and went to the waiting point for Mini-Mes
Cucurucho kept its gun pointed at him
He asked Jaiden about her Mini-Me and claimed his had dug down into lava
He ran over to Baghera, Bad, and Tina talking.
Bad claimed that Cucurucho had a brother named Bruce, Baghera said that Cucurucho wrote in caps so the one present was Cucurucho
Charlie began telling Cucurucho the fish joke
Cucurucho asked for the cause of death from Charlie and was given another egg
He was giddy as he went to put the third Mini-Me inside the wall, but the other two were missing
He summoned them and they were okay
He sold the next death as them having suffocated in a wall
Felps worried about them being that easy to kill, while Pac commented that being a dad was tough
Cucurucho took shots at Charlie from a distance
He begged Cucurucho to give him a chance, Pac helped calling that there were some daddy issues that needed dealing with
He pleaded with Pac, not wanting to be left out of a cool event just because he was a bad parent. Pac agreed and asked Cucurucho to give the man an egg
Pac insisted that the third time was the charm
Cucurucho gave no response
Pac encouraged him to steal.
Charlie asked what his egg looked like and commented that when he held it it was green like Gegg.
Cucurucho dropped down between them before he could finish talking his way into getting Pac’s egg
He gave a teary plead and hug to Cucurucho.
Cucurucho gave him a book, Pac gave Cucurucho a massage
USE THE WHISTLE.
SUMMON ALL.
NOW.
)
Charlie set it to summon zero
Cucurucho had caught on so he left and gave up on more
He ran downstairs to check on them, Cucurucho appeared at the entrance to his hiding place
Charlie did not give up the lie, he was blocked in and left
That spot now discovered he dug out a small room in the opposite corner
He left them to wander the basement
There was one last thing to do.
He called in Baghera. It was time.
He commented that it was good he had multiple because he of all people would end up killing them quickly
He renamed them Slimbus, Gimbus, and Grime.
He attempted to puzzle out what they wanted
He fed Gimbus some bones
He declared Gimbus his favorite and locked them back in
Baghera told him to come to her castle with the red sharestone
It was a snowy hill area with a large stone castle build at the top
Charlie tried to convince Baghera that in the US “Llama” was pronounced with a “Y” sound at the beginning
He told her it was very pretty
There was a floating rainbow creature on the walls
They went to the top of a tower
He declared it a great spot for the fish joke.
She began the joke
B: Hello Slime! Did you know the fish- not any fish, but the goldfish.
C: Right, yeah!
B: But maybe any fish I’m not a fish expert, I know a bit about fish but- Did you know the clown fish when the anemone- they live in the anemone with the clown fish, and so two big female, one huge female, and the other lot of males. Little tiny tiny.
C: What are you saying?
B: Yeah no it’s true!
C: Wait so the clown- wait is this part of the joke?
B: No!
C: Baghera you’re getting distracted by fish facts! That is really interesting though, wait wait wait so there's wait so there's one big?
B: Yeah so there is one big female and uh tiny tiny males and two middle males and-
C: Wait what they like have a they like a whole...?
They got distracted by fish facts about various fish
Maxo wanted to talk to Baghera, so they went downstairs
When he noticed Charlie he pulled him aside to show him the thing
Charlie learned that he had just had a break up
Maxo took off his diamond pants and showed Charlie that his ankle had seemingly been eaten by code, getting thin and green right above his foot
They were both glad that they weren’t the only ones going through their situations
Maxo asked if he was also having code dreams, Charlie said it was hard to remember but described them as almost describable
Baghera approached, she wasn’t happy with Maxo for not trusting her after being her partner crime
Charlie claimed they were having sex to cover for him, Maxo agreed
Baghera did not believe them
M: I’m gay and sad. It’s only that.
C: And I can help with one of those things.
Baghera guilt tripped
He asked for time and she agreed
Baghera claimed that she had to leave because someone was coming to move her apartment
The joke needed to be finished.
Maxo, Antoine, and Charlie acted as the audience
She began the joke everyone clapped and didn’t stop
She logged out and Charlie raged before taking the stage. He began the joke until Baghera logged back in
Charlie was willing to kill to hear the entire fish joke
Baghera started the fish joke
Antoine interrupted
She started the joke
The others interrupted
She finished the joke, Charlie said it was worth the three hours of wait
Maxo didn’t get it, Antoine began explaining it to him
They all spoke over each other explaining to him
Baghera and Charlie talked about the logistics of Finding Nemo, because the dad from the movie would become a female fish
Maxo was still confused about why someone would put a fish in their balls
Baghera logged out
They claimed they didn’t get the joke
They talked about fish
Charlie went home
He did Grime’s task
He talked about how he wanted more of them for Flippa
He went to Spawn to get feathers from Bad
Bagi punched him in the face and said he looked good
Bad contained being weird about his arm
Charlie asked for feathers while speaking in old English
Felps told him to speak less, Charlie told him to “suckle his phallus”
Charlie got his three feathers
Bad told them about the chicken corpses hanging around his house
Bad realized after a long amount of time that Maxo had called him a sugar daddy. Maxo had turned into a minion again.
Charlie left after Bad claimed people had called him “Big Daddy”
Upon arriving at Eggxile, there were new blocks around the area, they were black with green ones and zeros covering them
Charlie was confused but was unsure if they had always been there. He worried about Flippa.
He looked around, worried about the blocks.
Maxo had suggested that his arm was because he had touched a code, but Charlie insisted that he had never touched one
They were in the basement too, they were not breakable, every time he hit it it felt “like a volt”
He insisted he needed to keep it together for Flippa. It could be worse.
He gave Slimbus and Grime task items while he worried about everything
He insisted that if he just went through the motions it would be okay.
Charlie rationalized and thought about Flippa. He would not leave her.
Charlie logged on and showed off his Halloween costume, a giant Gegg-suit with a zipper on the back. He claimed he paid a large amount of money for his Gegg-sona costume
He went downstairs and found Flippa in a sheet-ghost costume, he ran away screaming about having to move as his place was haunted, he went back down and noticed the name tag on the ghost, he said hi before realizing he'd been muted. He told her she could find the clip of him screaming later on twitter thanks to her unrestricted internet privileges.
He made her promise not to scream before showing off his costume, she told him "[she] would never be afraid of [him]", he promised the same. She was excited to see the giant Gegg costume, telling him she thought it was amazing.
They did backflips together before rushing to spawn to get to the event
Upon showing up at spawn he was greeted with excitement from everyone about the holiday and his costume.
Everyone chatted as they went to follow the Capybaras to the event location, Charlie showed off his Gegg impression, which was very monotone.
They all went through a pumpkin portal next to the museum to the Halloween area, Flippa used a pumpkin staff to spawn little floating pumpkins everywhere
Charlie told Tina that he was stuck in the costume and it was slowly becoming harder to breathe, Flippa bounced around them. Tina questioned Flippa's being alive, and Charlie insisted that she was alive and they were very happy and to not take that away from him, which she agreed to.
Quackity walked in and expressed bafflement upon finding Charlie and Flippa doing flips on top of the bonfire which he took damage.
Pac tried to give him some special candy but someone else picked it up.
He ran into Foolish and questioned what he was dressed as, Foolish told him he would "make the noise" to give him a hint, then made a sound resembling some sort of animal, though which was not apparent, Charlie guessed "rabid monkey", he tried to act like his costume too at Charlie's request and started ding Casualones while making that noise.
Flippa hit Foolish with her staff and Charlie told him she thought monkeys were scary, still trying to get Charlie to guess right Foolish used bear dust. He could not guess. Foolish kept trying but Charlie said he "didn't get it", Pierre walked up and told Foolish he was officially a part of the Furry Club and Charlie assumed it was a Fursuit. He asked about the price and Foolish said he paid nothing as he killed it himself, he was then accosted by Capybaras.
Charlie and Flippa left the situation as Foolish insisted it was a joke.
They all headed towards the haunted house before Philza called them back for Quackity's scary story contest.
More details in the Halloween Event page on each individual story
There was a proxy restart and Charlie said that Brazil was OP when it came to scary stories because the Brazilian's stories had been about real life dangers compared to ghost stories or the IRS
He logged back in in the middle of Mouse's story, Etoiles went again and then the winner was announced.
Upon hearing that Pac's being-kidnapped story won Charlie and Cellbit agreed to get kidnapped in Brazil together so they could beat Pac the next year. Charlie went on to say he would get everything from the stories to happen to him at once so he could win.
He told Etoiles they should collab on having diabetes and Etoiles cracked up laughing
Everyone rushed to the haunted house, Charlie hung back with Flippa, describing the server as "a flash-bang for all of [his] senses"
Cucurucho called everyone over to the costume contest, but Quackity interrupted to get everyone to show how many minimes they had
Charlie called Flippa to a corner and told her to pretend to be his minime as none of his were still around, however when he went to summon them he found them alive. He spawned more but Flippa's Mr Pumpkins killed two of them
He hadn't placed down a flag so he couldn't send the minimes away, meaning the tiny Charlies just wandered the grounds, he reassured Flippa she was the best minime.
He told Flippa she could just float cause she was "all spooky" so she flew around before taking a seat
Three more minimes were killed by a spawned Controlled Baby Skeleton, he ran over to kill it and was left with only 3, he was sad about them having killed his "kids". Charlie lamented about "it always being him"
The costume contest was held, more details in the Event page
Charlie and Flippa agreed they had the best costumes
A wandering Mr Pumpkin killed two more minimes
Charlie realized there was only one remaining minime and spotted it next to the Mr Pumpkins, he looked sad and tried to summon it over to rescue it
He called Flippa over and saw his last minime killed by a Mr Pumpkin, he asked her if she had any Gegg spawn eggs so they could use them for the competition, she told him she'd try to find some
Charlie approached Pierre about Geggs and he went to his factory to grab some, he passed Charlie around a dozen Geggs in crates and told him to "use them wisely" Charlie assured him he wouldn't
He told Flippa when they went up she should fly.
Bagi went up as Rapunzel and showed off her frying pan, Charlie took a shot to the chest and said it felt like it'd been caved in
McFurry took the stage and Charlie charged him with an axe, he and the rest of the crowd chased him down off a cliff before returning to their seats.
Cellbit went up as Dracula and said that his husband hadn't shown up, despite having agreed to dress up with him, Charlie yelled in solidarity.
Charlie cheered him on
He went next, Flippa flew around him as he put on his Gegg costume and filled the stage with geggs
Cellbit beat him up for a comment on all eggs but Flippa being “real ghosts” instead of Halloween ones
Bagi beat the geggs to death while Charlie shouted about anarchy
Charlie made Bad help him unzip from the costume, Bad described the zipper as “goopy” Charlie told him it would never come off in the wash
Quackity attempted to go as Brazilian Quackity a second time
Bad went up to the stage as DanTDM, to mild responses. He got more response when he spawned his minimes
Charlie shouted that DanTDM was not real
No one was happy with a judge competing
Quackity went up as Brazilian Quackity, saying various words in Portuguese
Roier logged on, Charlie attempted to get his attention in the crowd but did not succeed
He went back to his seat, he yelled at Quackity for stealing Flippa’s chair
A crowd formed so Charlie went to see what it was about and found Roier playing audio with very explicit translations
Everyone goofed around for a bit
Charlie ran up to a conversation Foolish was having about his costume to make things weird
Flippa gave Tina candy that would last forever no matter how many times she ate it, Charlie insisted it would give her immortality
Charlie and Tina discussed her scary story
Someone pulled out bear dust and Charlie had to walk away from the sound
He bounced around “I think I’m experiencing sensory overload.”
He asked Foolish as someone who played on the server frequently how quickly it took him to disassociate as he had managed it in an hour. Foolish told him he associated instead
Bad and Cucurucho announced the winners
Third Place:
Aypierre
Bagi
Second Place:
Pac (He was not present)
Cellbit
First Place:
Foolish
Charlie called bullshit and groaned about the fursuit winning in comparison to his thought out and prepared costume
Bad told him he should have worn a fursuit and Charlie complained at him and called him a furry and a coward
Bad said Foolish had paid him so much money
Bad told Charlie to enjoy his participation trophy which froze him still, he walked up to Foolish and barked angrily at him and called him sick
Foolish told him that he could have won if he dressed up as a hamburger, and called him the hamburger type when asked why
They all took a picture, Charlie told Flippa to fly around for it
Charlie complained again to Bad about not even making the tie for third place
Bad: Slime, I need to make a confession. Your costume, it was obvious your parents helped you with it. It was meant to be like a kids costume...
Charlie: No, I asked for some notes, I asked for some notes. I got some tops from Reddit.
Cellbit: Slime. Who closed the zipper?
B: Yeah, Slime it’s obvious, sorry.
C: This took me eleven months to make.
B: Oh! Oh gosh.
C: Eleven months, painstakingly every stitch man.
B: Now I feel bad.
C: Every stitch is handmade, do you have any idea? My parents died making this costume. My parents died making this costume.
B: Oh they died? So they did help you!
C: They helped me with it! But I had to finish the rest of it cause they died cause it was such a good costume!
CB: Did you like, use their skin? Did you like stitch their skin into the suit so it’s counted.
C: That’s right! My mom and dad are in here with me.
B: Slime, we’re gonna honorarily make you-
CB: Can you hear their voice? When you’re- like the whispers?
C: They tell me things and they tell me I should have won.
B: Oh my gosh, Slime! I just checked the score card and we made a mistake, there was a three-way-tie for third place!
C: Third place after all that, after everything I just told you? After I told you that my parents died making this, after I told you it took eleven months, after I told you that I stitched my parents into- Third place? Third!
B: Oh yeah, it’s not good enough for second or first-
C: CELLBIT IS A VAMPIRE.g He’s a vampire for Halloween!
Charlie was given a third place certificate.
CB: Yeah, but I go really far on the roleplay cause I eat uh meat and drink blood for it.
C: I became an egg for like two months! I became an egg! I didn’t speak for like seven streams.
B: Oh…
C: I talked in signs.
Cucurucho: Ha ha ha.
B: Maybe next year, maybe next year. Good effort Slime. You know maybe if you’d have talked less this time, more into character you know. Anyway, third place that’s good.
Everyone walked away except Flippa.
Charlie (hoarsely): Look Flippa you won you’re in here too. That’s a pretty big deal getting third place. Proud of you. You did really good Flippa.
Flippa: y0u 4r3 1st 1n mY hE3@rt << << <33333 [You are first in my heart <3]
C: Aw Flippa! You’re firs- You’re zeroith in my heart, you’re so far above, you’re above first.
His voice had gone fully hoarse
They were the last to enter the haunted house
He walked into Foolish being ritually sacrificed
Mouse left
He joined in killing Foolish and causing chaos
They wandered around the building, Foolish got excited at the idea of a secret
Charlie commanded Flippa to hack
Cellbit brought Charlie over to a Black Toolbox which contained slime balls, slime blocks, and a slime helmet. He took all of it and the box.
He stole a set of bone armor for Flippa
Cucurucho downed Charlie in one hit for mocking it
Charlie insisted that Flippa could steal whatever she wanted seeing as they would likely never be back
He found more slime armor
He jumped down from the roof to scare Roier on a balcony, which made Roier crash
He moved to stand behind his log on point to try and scare him again, before getting bored and continuing to run around
He did a PVP Check with Etoiles
Charlie and Flippa watched Etoiles and Tina spar
Tina downed Charlie, Tina insisted Etoiles train Charlie
Flippa downed Etoiles for hitting her dad using Cucurucho’s stick
They did a Flip Check, a Naruto Check, and a Twerk Check
While wandering they found a painting someone had made of Flippa next to a toolbox filled with canvases
They all jumped into the treetops outside where Roier was, Charlie wandered off when they sparked a conversation
Flippa and Charlie went to the labyrinth and took the things in chests because they were too poor not to
While grabbing things he fell into a ghost block in the maze, leaving him in a pit
Flippa and Tina fell in after
More and more people fell in the pit
Charlie told a scary story about the hole
They did a hole PVP Check
Charlie told the hole story again
Someone threw a potion that made them all levitate out of the hole
They fell back in
Charlie told the hole story
They flew out again
They fell in the hole again
Charlie told the hole story
Charlie pushed Phil into a second hole that had been dug to escape the first hole
He told a story about a second hole and a tunnel
Through the tunnel was a jail cell, Philza begged Flippa to release him
She let him, and Charlie out
Cucurucho went in the cell to take up Foolish on his fist fight to the death offer
They walked down a dark hallway
Charlie told the hole story
Bagi and a capybara joined Foolish in the cell, Charlie let Tina in and trapped her
Bad was put in the cell
They were forced to watch Charlie Gegg-Twerk for twenty years
Abuelito and Charlie had a twerk competition
Foolish and Charlie barked at each other
Charlie was the only one not jailed
Charlie wouldn’t release Bad until he was given first place.
He told Bad a scary story of his last Halloween costume contest, a ninja turtle costume that didn’t even earn participation, and how it was the reason he spent eleven months making the Gegg costume.
He said that his parents had accidentally stitched themselves into the costume
Pierre commented that the corpse costume was why he smelled bad, but Charlie responded it was “just [his] natural musk”
Charlie continued being angry at Bad
Bad pointed out his visible zipper as a sign of lack of commitment
Dullabara said her goodbye
Charlie continued his rant, Bad revoked his third place, Charlie had handed it to Flippa “You would take a ticket from a child!?”
They all Casualonesed on the same pole
Flippa attempted to argue with Bad for first place but could not stop the third place being revoked
Charlie and Flippa escaped and left the room
Charlie: Flippa, Flippa I’m gonna tell you a scary story, one day Dad logged onto the QSMP, because he wanted to see everyone. But then he got overstimulated, and all of a sudden, he didn’t know what was happening at all!
Flippa: Oh nooo!
C: I know, it’s very scary! Flippa do you want to go home?
Charlie wished everyone a goodbye, Bad congratulated him on third place
Flippa suggested they negotiate
Bad gave a book to Flippa which he said was a first place prize
Cellbit complained about how many times the winner had changed and Pierre remarked it was all politics
They left the area and went to the museum to see the themed exhibits
They looked around for pictures featuring Flippa
Charlie really liked the one by @alienssstuffs
Charlie told her she could hatch into anything and he would be proud of her no matter what
They went home
Charlie commented on mobs busting through the door before correcting himself to say they couldn’t do that in an attempt to be a better parent
Flippa put up their third place certificate next to the bed and Charlie told her they’d edit it because she deserved it
He took off the Gegg costume and they put up the bone armor on their armor stand
They both vowed nothing bad would happen from stealing the bones from a haunted mansion
Flippa requested a bedtime story, and Charlie decided to make it a spooky one
Once upon a time – before your dad lived on an island and had a husband that never shows up, and did a lot of things that he sort of regrets, and became an egg for a big – You know he used to go film videos, and one of- I was setting it up like it’s lore and it’s not. And one of these videos, we went to film in West Virginia.
And it took a long time to fly there, and when we got there I’d booked a rental car, and we got there and we landed at the smallest airport we’d ever seen it was one gate, it looked like a small elementary school turned into an airport.
So we went up to the desk of where the car rental was cause they closed in thirty minutes, but there was no one there. So we started talking around, I started asking, “Hey! Where’s the car people? Where are they we need them, it’s gonna be gone in like thirty minutes cause there’s no Ubers here, we’re gonna have no way to get there.”
And do you know what the people at the desk said to me? They said, “Ah yeah, that happens sometimes. Check by the woods.”
What? By the woods?
So we go out, we go by the woods, we start looking into the trees, we start knocking on random people’s car’s doors because if we don’t get this car we’re gonna be stuck in this random place in West Virginia. Because this guy told us, not just “Look at the woods.” He told us, “The like to hide.”
They like to hide. Why would they need to hide?
So we spend this whole time looking in the woods trying to find this person who’s hiding from us, until eventually time ticks over and it’s too late. And so we have to call all around try and find somewhere with a car, and I call all these places, I call the same company, and they say, “Oh you know, you know that reservation you had? We gave that car up.”
I say, “What, that’s crazy!”
And this isn’t scary yet. But you’ll see why this is important.
They happen to have one that they just got in and the place was closing in five minutes and we managed to get the only Uber in like this town in West Virginia.
To get there we were barely gonna make it, he said they were gonna close their doors.
And he said he’d been to this asylum a couple times, you know his friends went and there was a lot of different spirits there, one was even a kid like you.
And we finally got there, we had to sneak in through the back, but we managed to get a car just by the skin of our teeth literally as they ad already closed. And we were home free for then, our other friend’s flight got fucked up too, and he was stuck hours away we had to drive all the way there and all the way back, and by the time that it came around that we needed to go to the asylum, none of us had slept. We’d had the longest fucking days of our lives, and now we needed to go stay in an asylum. Where, they took it seriously, they’d let us goof around, I don’t think they really knew how much we were gonna goof around, but they had one rule.
And it was not to bring a Ouija Board in.
Because that was something, they were like really genuinely worried, the people that owned that place really thought it was that haunted.
So we get there, and we start setting up and we talk to the person, and you know, she says she’s gonna be there, just kind of around. And she says there’s places in the asylum she doesn’t even go. Cause those ghosts don’t like her and she feels like deeply humanly unsettled and like she’s not safe in those spots. And we start setting up, we start filming the sun going down and we start filming me putting a lock on the door to symbolize that we’re locked in here and suddenly, the door…
BOOM!
Shakes! It just starts shaking, it starts quacking until it stops. And I say, “Holy shit! Did anyone get that? Cause there was no wind.”
The door on the other side of the corridor was open there was not a breeze, there was nothing that could have caused it. And no one was rolling. No one was fucking rolling at all.
And we locked the door but we were all shaken by that, and the rest of the night went on it was dark, it was the quietest you could imagine it being. So quiet that it’s deafening. Occasionally bats would swoop in, you walk in somewhere point your flashlight up, they’ll dive bomb you. Things were scary but nothing like that happened again.
Until we went to the kids’ room.
They said there was a really young ghost in there, one that liked to play. Not like the other patients, not like the other spirits there who could be dangerous, and I remember we turned all of the lights off. And I remember we had this little music box we had in the room, there were all these little toys.
Found this music box, and we wound it up. And we let it play. And I remember all of us were just really unnerved by that, we thought “Oh this would just be a silly thing to do, if the ghost was real it would do something.”
And we turned back on the lights, and one of the little balls was just in the middle of the room all of a sudden. Just rolling back and forth.
Back and forth.
And we said, “Well fuck that!” We got the hell out of there and the rest of the night was pretty quiet. Rest of the night was pretty quiet, nothing else crazy happened, couple times a flicker came up on camera that was a little weird but nothing crazy.
But I’ll always remember turning on that light and seeing all of us, just the air sucked out of our lungs as this ball was rolling. We were all like, “We’ve done a lot of silly stuff tonight, but we didn’t do that.”
But Flippa, I don’t want to give you nightmares, so let me tell you the next part of this story.
I went around to my parents, to my friends, to everyone I knew and I told them, “Listen, nothing crazy happened in there, but the doors fucking shook and I can’t explain it. No one can explain it. You know, my editor was there with me, he couldn’t explain it either, no one that was there could explain it, no one believed us. Not even the people who were there at the shoot believed us.
When suddenly, a month later.
I get a message from my editor, he says, “Look at this.” Because we had left a camera out to timelapse, to show the sun setting over this asylum. And for just a couple frames, you can see one of my friends, Bizly, walking out of the door where we were setting everything up, walking around the building to the front door where we were and violently shaking it and then running back to the other room where he then proceeded to pretend he didn’t know and didn’t believe us for a month. And I think he would have done it forever.
And that is how, for one month, I thought ghosts were real.
And now, now you’ve gotten the scares, you’ve gotten the raised hairs. But you can go to sleep sound knowing that unless there’s some prankster that sneaks down here and shakes your bed in the night you’ll be okay.
Flippa responded that ghosts were real because she was a cute little one and that they won
He called her the best huevo and better than him at backflips
They wished each other goodnight and hugged and told each other they loved each other before he left for the night.
When he logged on there was an error so he had to get that fixed, once it was done he went to Spawn, where Fit, Foolish, and Bagi were
They said he was looking bad, Bagi asked if he could use his hands. He described it as pins and needles.
Fit swept him
Fit asked if he was ready to go see his dead kid. Charlie insisted that she was alive
They chatted about Charlie's workout routine, and he mentioned that he couldn't feel his legs and his dreams were filled with black and green
He joked that all sensation was leaving, he insisted that it was fine because it had come with Flippa.
There were some severe audio issues that had Charlie asking if they were also code
Foolish stole his nose, he insisted that Charlie would have to take it back from him. Charlie landed a crit and got excited about it, the others cheered him on
Charlie got his nose back
Fitː You look half dead already so you're fitting right in!
They walked to the event area
Charlie confronted Fit on his cleaning problem
They learned about alebrijes
He spotted Flippa and Bobby.
Charlie asked Flippa if she remembered trick or treating with him the previous day
She showed him her ofrenda, she had made it.
Mouse walked over and Charlie told her it was a bit awkward being here when the other eggs were dead but Flippa wasn't
Foolish handed out fireworks
Flippa stayed very close to him and Charlie asked her why she was so sad and didn't want to talk when she was so talkative the previous day
He gave Flippa her gun off of the ofrenda, Mouse and Charlie pondered life and death
Flippa didn't want to use signs
He picked a poppy for Tilín and she gave him a red tulip in return
He told her that she could take revenge on him or possess him, but she refused
You went to heaven Tilín.
Charlie told Bobby that he was super badass and cool
He realized the only eggs present were those already deceased before the rest of the eggs went missing, that meant that the missing eggs were alive
Charlie apologized to Bad for repeatedly implying the missing eggs were dead and admitted it was because of resentment from Bad always referencing his misclick
Bagi was crying because she had never met the eggs before and she was seeing all the signs on the ofrendas
He told a story about how he won a contest for 700 tamales when he was a kid and his family lived off of them for a year. He insisted it was horrible because it was every single night tamale night.
The eggs all took a picture
Flippa did really impressive flips while Bobby twerked
Charlie told Flippa he was glad she was there
I'm just really glad that you came back.
Everyone twerked with the eggs
Tina logged on and frantically asked where the babies were
Charlie was getting extremely uncomfortable with the amount of death jokes being made and asked if they could cool it down
Tina arrived and Charlie confronted Baghera on her amount of water consumption, he threatened her with drying
He commented that Flippa got her "moistness" from him
Bad took pictures of Charlie and Flippa
He made remarks about the parents who were absent, he and Bad agreed to rub it in their faces later
Charlie left some flowers at Technoblade's ofrenda, happy that it was there
He told Flippa about how he used to beat him up in Minecraft effortlessly even when Charlie was meant to be playing some big scary monster.
He threw down some redstone, "blood for the blood god"
They all left to get back into the mood of roleplay
Charlie said that Foolish looked like he had a proboscis
Someone gave Flippa a weapon that cause blindness, she hit people with it
Flippa led him to the book describing her place in the afterlife.
For Juanaː
Juana, it's an honor to me and my wife mitecacihuatl that you join us in the mictlan, although your death was an accident you will be able to enjoy the journey of our kingdom, since you treated nature with respect our dogs can't wait to meet you, you will follow us to enjoy the infinity of the universe forever.
-Nictlantecuhtli
“Why would this be here? Gonna make this guy look pretty goofy, gonna make this traditional Mexican folk concept look pretty goofy when you’re totally fine.”
Charlie denies it meaning anything as she was fine
Flippa fell to pieces on the ground, but couldn't communicate further
Bad was muted for "allergies" everyone agreed they also had them. Charlie insisted he was only allergic to dust so Fit began cleaning
He asked Bad to take a photo of him with Tilín and Flippa, his voice broke as he said "say misclick"
They assumed they would be getting the opportunity to see the dead eggs annually
Charlie admitted to losing most photos he was given, Fit suggested he screenshot them
Charlie and Mouse played around with the word huevo like a toy, saying random things while others took pictures of the eggs
Baghera joined in
Everyone Casualonesed
Bagi placed a frying pan and the eggs pretended to cook each other
Charlie spoke in Spanish for a while
They all went to see the event museum, upon seeing art of a human Flippa, Charlie said that no matter what she grew up to be he would love her all the same
He stole one that featured Flippa, him, and Mariana
“I hope this is real”
Charlie commented on being sick with yellow fever due to having the vaccine recently after the Brazil meet up, he insisted Mouse become yellow like him. He promised to come to her if he got pink fever.
Mouse and Charlie talked about mountain lions for an extended period of time, he commented that she would have loved Gegg
Would you rather fight 10 mountain lions or 1 lion mountain?
They debated if the cave of wonders from Aladdin was a tiger or a lion. Charlie insisted it was a lion.
Flippa nudged him around while he argued with everyone on the side of lion
He thought about watching the lion-cut of Aladdin with Flippa when they got home
Baghera wanted to take the eggs home, Bagi insisted that it wouldn't work
They attempted to take the eggs out of the area to go play hide and seek, but they couldn't leave. Even Flippa, who Charlie insisted should be able to.
He got upset, continuing to insist that she should be able to leave
Bad said that she just wanted to be her siblings and that's why she wouldn't leave, Charlie accepted the answer hesitantly
He asked Flippa if she could leave and she responded no.
The others started a round of hide and seek, they hid together in the large tree
They were found by Tilín
Fit left
A large group of them hung out in a clearing and talked
Charlie lost a "Mind Game" to Baghera
They all fell into pieces on the ground and became a rat king together, except for Mouse
Charlie asked if Mouse had a tail and she responded she did and was a demon
They all asked each other what they were, species-wise
Charlie thought of himself as "just a guy" but admitted that there were some things pointing to other stuff going on
They attempted to get Bad to tell them what he was.
Baghera compared Bad to an angel who would kill them by showing his true form and Bad quietly admitted that it was kinda similar. They came to the conclusion that Bad was a sentient carrot.
Bagi mentioned that Bad was a millennia old, he claimed that he had been frozen before
They discuss Charlie's code situation.
He admitted to having ignored it, but said it had really begun advancing.
It started when Flippa showed up… and I’m worried that if I change anything that the situation might change and its the best that its been.
They said that Flippa would want what was best for him, so he asked her and she agreed that he should get rid of the code.
He asked how much longer Flippa wanted to stay before headed home and Baghera told him to just focus on her at the moment
Baghera wished that Tilín and Flippa could meet Pomme
Charlie reassured her that Pomme would be back
Flippa and Tilín played music together
“I don’t know why flippa doesn’t want to come home and why she did this whole shrine and why there’s a whole book talking about how she *died*” (exact words)
Baghera was about to confront him about it but they were distracted by Cellbit arriving and his arms
Charlie pulled Cellbit aside to have a serious conversation, he told Cellbit about the code
He described the infection as "feeling like phantom limb syndrome but the limbs are still there"
Cː I know you said to come to you if stuff ever got worse.
CBː Yeah how how are you feeling
C (glitched)ː I think it's getting worse.
Cː and I mean it's it's both hands now it's like these uh it's like- I don't know it's like static it's like I have Phantom limb syndrome for limbs that are still there and uh, I was I was in a big pile of people earlier and I asked Flippa, and it's weird she's been um. She hasn't really said much about it but today she thought I should get it checked out so I- I uh I guess I wanted to talk to you and ask-
Bagiː Sorry I'm just looking for Trumpǃ
Cː All goodǃ
CBː Hi Tilín
She gave him a red tulip
CBː Oh gracias
Cː Yeah Tilín's doing good, it's really nice to see all the eggs again.
CBː Yeah I've never met Tilín before.
Cː Yeah that's my bad so much.
CB to Tilínː Yeah, I really wish I have met you, you know
A crackling was audible
CBː What's that sound?
Cː I think someone is on fire
CBː Yeah and there's a reason why they're not with us anymore yeah and I feel like it is the same reason
C (softly)ː Are we talking about Tilín specifically?
CBː All of them
Cː Oh okay
Tilín crouched over to Charlie holding something, he worried it was a knife but it was just a spatula.
CBː But especially Tilín, JuanaFlippa, Trump.
Cː Yeah. JuanaFlippa's still...
CBː Yeah, yeah of course.
Cː Yeah but Tilín, um yeah that's my- that was my mistake
CBː Yeah but that wasn't that wasn't actually cause that- that mistake wasn't your fault that was something you could not control and it was a decision not made by you to take that life away from you.
Cː No I didn't- I didn't-
CBː She could be with us still if the Federation didn't choose to take it away.
Cː Yeah but I uh I swung the sword you know so uh um.
CBː Just like Bobby they chose to take them away from us. And it's so good to see them again, and it just makes me think what we could have
Cː Yeah.
CBː if they didn't decide to do this to us.
Cː You think this is the Federation too? This them coming back?
CBː It's about them.
Cː Do you think this-
Bobby got their attention
Cː Missed you Bobby.
CBː Miss you so much
Cː Destructive all the time.
CBː Bobby, can I make you a promise? (He spoke to Bobby in Portuguese, Charlie looked away to give them a moment.)
CBː They'll regret taking you away from us thank you and I and I know your your papa will- will come here really soon. And I know how much he misses you.
Flippa walked up to Charlie and crouched against him.
Bagheraː Oh you're here.
Cː Yeah
C (quietly)ː Slash lore.
She started backing away slowly, which made him giggle.
Cː You don't have to go anywh-
CBː Slime.
Cː Yeah?
CBː I feel like I've being I am being consumed by something too but it's different maybe this isn't all that bad you know?
He showed Charlie his knife.
CBː Maybe we can sometimes use what is outside of our control in our favor.
Cː Maybe you're right. I mean I can't help but think that you know everything since I got to this island has been, it's been not great. And when things do go great they just get um, they just get taken, and the rug just gets pulled out from under you, and I don't know if it's all because of the Federation or or what it's all because of, but I know that this thing with me started when I saw Flippa again and I know that that's that's the best thing that's- that's happened to me in a really long time and I don't want to give any part of that up so if that means, um, if that means letting what's going to happen happen maybe you're right I hope that you uh, I hope you you find peace with whatever you're clearly working through.
Cː Is there anything I can do to help or?
CBː I just honestly I after all these months in this island and every after everything we tried to do I just had enough.
Cː Yeah.
CBː and I'll be there for you and I just hope when the time comes when we need to be together, and fight together I hope I can count on you too. This is not about hurting each other it's about knowing we must do what is necessary, and we if whatever happens to you takes you away from us I will get you back no matter what I have to do so we can be sure about that.
Cː Thanks man. I think um, I think we love the same things and we love the same things, and if there's people that want to take that away they're going to have to go through both of us.
CBː And it's not going to be easy.
Cː Maybe with you, with me it might it, might be kind of maybe a little easy...
CBː You don't know what you're capable of when when you really need to do stuff well you find strength
Cː Never killed anyone on purpose but maybe track record is not too great now but-
CBː You should try it sometime.
Cː Yeah I should try- Yeah. What are you guys worried about he seems like a pretty good influ- oh they're gone. Yeah I'll be there for you man.
CBː It's not about killing random people, it's about killing who deserves to be killed.
Cː Are we still on the hypothetical or?
CBː Yeah, sure.
Cː Okay cool. Yeah
Cː Yeah no just for a second you sounded...
CBː If someone tried to take JuanaFlippa again from you, would you do what is necessary, to get her back?
C (glitched)ː In a heartbeat.
CBː Then I’ll be there by your side.
Cː All right. Thanks for talking to me about this.
CBː I always be there. While we're at the same side at the same fight I'll always be there.
Cː All right.
CBː Let's make the most of the gift we had today.
Cː Yeah, I don't want-
CBː We cannot forget.
CBː Yeah this, this everything that happening here just remind me of what of what they took away from us.
Cː Don't- Don't forget to- Don't forget to enjoy this today, because it's not... if you lose yourself and trying to hurt the people that took it you might just- don't forget the good stuff too.
CBː I can't I tried.
Slash unlore, they joked that they just did a serious plot thing in the middle of a beach episode
Charlie joined the others in sitting in baskets, he suggested getting one at home to sit in, Flippa agreed.
Tilín was downed play fighting with Bobby, which made Charlie panic and run over. He insisted he couldn't let it happen again.
Bad let Charlie take two baskets for free.
Charlie started emptying his backpack at Bad, Bad requested a code block, Charlie repeated many times while glitching “I can’t give it to you”
Mouse left
Flippa stabbed Cellbit repeatedly with her "makes you blind" knife
He did commentary with Baghera for a Bobby vs Cellbit ring right. Bobby won.
Charlie and Baghera fought, Cellbit and Bad commentated, he won
He finished her off
They were about to hold a funeral when she reappeared, they had accidentally buried Tilín , who went in to sit with her body
Baghera killed Charlie and he had to get teleported back. He appeared at Flippa's ofrenda and thanked her.
Baghera beat Charlie to death again when he challenged for a round two
Flippa shot Baghera to death
Charlie was curious if Baghera was able to carry the avian flu, they suggested sending her in somewhere as a bio-weapon
He tried joking about having it but this spiraled to him asking about what other peoples sniffles sounded like
Baghera called him gooey, he was not happy about it and got defensive
Flippa clung to him
He and Baghera talked about wearing contacts while Tilín beat him to death with a spatula
Nobody wanted to leave the eggs
Cː Am I a bad parent if I leave first?
Bagheraː what time is it?
Cː Seven.
Bː Yeah you’re a bad parent.
He had yellow fever, she agreed it was a good excuse, Baghera said he had a gooey nose but a good personality
They discussed their wishes if they were to be turned into worms in real life
wiggle = i want to live
circle = i want to die
erect = still need time to decide, minimum of 1 week to decide
Roier and Maxo logged on
Flippa had made her own ofrenda
Charlie was shocked that she remembered getting her gun and that she loved avocado toast because the Flippa he'd been spending time with didn’t know that stuff
“As soon as I saw these signs I knew it was you … I missed you, this feels real.“
He knew on some level that this was the real Flippa
He told her that Mariana would be there if he could be and that he loves her
“I want you to know that even though it wasn’t perfect, every moment with you was.”
“I didn’t realize it until now really but I missed you, I missed this version of you.“
He knew that the Flippa he'd been spending time with and this Flippa were different
He left a sign reading “love you flippa thanks for all” on her ofrenda
You’re always with me, and I’m always with you!“
He logged off for the night after saying goodbye to Flippa and Tilín
The VOD started with Charlie already at spawn in a crowd of people making noise with bear dust
Everyone was having audio issues and Dorime had begun playing, Charlie showed off his t-shirt to chat (Two D20s over his chest with the caption “Yeah, they’re natural”)
Charlie muted the audio, but turned it back on at chat’s insistence, the only thing heard was Dorime
Cucurucho stood in front of a weather graphic, in place of a news weatherman. The graphic displayed Friday as being sunny and 19 degrees Celsius, Saturday as sunny and 22 degrees Celsius, and Sunday as rainy and 12 degrees Celsius.
“Good morning, today I will broadcast to you our island weather forecast. What an amazing time to be alive, am I right?”
A montage was played of various people being blown up by mines.
“Don’t you worry, these past days have been lovely with the nice breeze, sunny days, and perfect temperature. Although we expect some rain and thunder on the following days Quesadilla Island is considered the best place to live and we cannot allow to give a bad experience to our guests. So while the island is under maintenance to keep bringing you a unique experience, you will be relocated to
(A loud beep was played, along with blacked out text in place of the name of the location.)
The background changed to display the new forecast for this island. The graphic displayed Tuesday as sunny with temperatures of 27 degrees Celsius, Wednesday as sunny with temperatures of 23 degrees Celsius, and Thursday as sunny with temperatures of 18 degrees Celsius.
The video glitched every few seconds.
“Ah yes in this island you will experience a piece of Heaven. With amazing weather, sunny days, and so much fun. We can’t wait to have you there!”
The screen glitched until it showed a black screen, the subtitles appeared now in red.
“Want to stay on the island?”
The video was cut off early.
Dorime continued to Charlie’s confusion
People expressed their confusion in chat
Dorime ended, and they were allowed to speak
The area erupted into noise
Bagi was not able to see the video and asked for a recap, Charlie took her aside to explain it
The server elected to play it again due to difficulties.
The cinematic played again, continuing past where it was cut off.
“Want to stay on the island? It’ll be difficult to explain to your egg children that their parents don’t love them enough to come see them…”
The screen was filled with static before showing photos of each egg.
“Hahaha.”
The words “For now Enjoy the weather.” displayed without narration.
The cinematic faded out.
They had some audio issues and everyone talked about what they had seen
Charlie ran into Fit and Philza watching Foolish4 Casualones on a pole.
Charlie ran off, worrying about Flippa, he decided to leave her a message or attempt to take her with him.
When he couldn’t find her there he decided to leave her a sign, hoping he could warp to him.
He didn’t feel a sign was the right choice and searched around for a book, deleting the one that had led him to the maze
In it’s place he wrote
Juanaflippa,
I don’t know where you are but we are leaving on a train to find the other eggs. If you’re reading this, follow the tracks – we’re going to be on a different island for a while. Things might get dangerous here so I want you to come but I don’t know where you are right now. I’ll come back for you as soon as I can. I wish you were coming with me right now. I don’t really want to leave but it seems like bad things might happen to everyone if even one person stays. I can’t be responsible for another egg cracking. Love you Flippa. I’ll come find you as soon as I can. If you don’t se me, come find me instead.
You’re smart. You’re strong. and if anything goes wrong, you can always backflip away.
See you soon,
Slime
Love you.
He named the book “Juanaseeyousoon”
He left reluctantly, only because he couldn’t be responsible for the egg deaths
He reassured himself that she of all people could find them
He went back to spawn and joined in on people having fun
People crowded around the train entrance being loud
Another cinematic played of the train leaving through the portal
Charlie worried he didn’t give Flippa enough instructions upon seeing the portal
The Purgatory browser opened and Charlie commented on the art
There were some technical issues
He felt bad for leaving Flippa but insisted she would be okay
He attempted to log onto Purgatory, joking about DanTDM crashing the system being why it was having issues
The server was up and he logged on for the first time
Creepy echoing audio played before he got any visual and the game crashed.
Charlie commented that his voice was fried, likely due to screaming at every individual person on the server.
He logged in again to the sound of echoing voices, in the new train station.
Charlie joined the others in making silly noises with their echo-y voices
Baghera and Charlie declared they would commit war crimes together on their team.
They gathered around corresponding revolving doors
They were teleported to the other side of the door one by one.
They made jokes about the swellers
He wondered if they would be fighting to the death and asked if Cellbit had his scary knife, the answer was no he did not
Philza told the rest of his team what the other side of the drop portal looked like, as he could see it with no shaders on
They speculated on what they were doing, Charlie declared he would go sew distrust among the other teams but was stopped by an invisible wall
Quackity joined him at the corner and Charlie asked if he was trying to infiltrate as he “wasn’t actually on that team”
He repeated this strategy with Antoine and Maxo, before going back to the gate
He joked they had the lore power team
Cellbit asked about everyone’s PVP skills
A cinematic played of Mr Duck.
Mr Duck spoke to them, a fuzzy background of Spawn behind him.
“Good day Island residents! We hope you’ve had a great time so far on the island.”
A power outage sound played and the background was tinted purple.
“Unfortunately, your permanent residency will have to be temporarily moved to a new location. Quesadilla Island will be undergoing maintenance for two weeks to allow your perfect island life to continue as it should! Nothing to worry about, just the typical maintenance any island gets with a rambunctious bunch like you! Of course, you’re not just going anywhere… Like all Federation islands, your temporary residency will be just as perfect as your home.”
A view of a savanna, snowy forest, and a dark forest were shown. “This piece of paradise has amazing sightseeing and places never seen before.”
The duck reappeared on a black screen with red text, “You can tick “getting off of Quesadilla Island” off your bucket lists now,
The purple tinted background was restored, “you’re welcome! We hope you enjoy the islands!”
The screen flickered away to show a black loading screen, once it was done a dark figure was shown walking through a white hallway. It poured itself some coffee and looked at a wall of monitors.
It logged onto a Federation status of all of the eggs.
The status switched to show vitals and information on ElQuackity, Cellbit, Etoiles, Jaiden, Maxo, and Slime.
The camera reversed to show the face of the figure, a single large eye watching. The screen shook and text was displayed.
“WELCOME TO QSMP” The text then shook and glitched out, replaced with the logo for Purgatory.
The doorway opened and Charlie walked up to it, not expecting it to be a portal.
Charlie screamed as he fell into the red spawn, catching himself with his glider.
Carre and Jaiden died from the drop
They had been dropped into a savanna with a dome covering the area, they broke off to find the edges
Jaiden: Oh man this is so not easy to do without Spider Pants.
Charlie: Spider Pants?
J: Yeah!
C: See I feel like now finally everyone’s at the playing field I’ve been at for like seven months. So like, I’ve got a home field advantage! Been fighting in the woods with my hands the entire time.
J: Do you have a house? Or is it just like a place?
C: Isn’t that all a house really is? It’s kind of like, okay so you know how most people have an unfinished basement?
J: Yeah.
C: Well I have like a finished basement but an unfinished everything else. So I kind of just have a basement that I found at like 3AM on Pinterest and made and nothing else.
J: Well that’s kind of spicing it up you know!
C: It was actually kind of hype, I just like, played Lo-Fi and looked at Pinterest Minecraft basements.
They attempted to lure a pig from the other side of the dome in through a small hole in the glass.
The rest of the team joined them as the server told everyone to select a team leader and team name
Jaiden asked they be “Team Balls”
Cellbit lead everyone over to the mission NPCs, who gave them M.D.A.s
Charlie made a PDA joke
They attempted to figure out a gameplan, Philza reminded them that they needed to select a name and leader first
Charlie agreed with Jaiden they needed to be “Team Balls”
They appointed Philza as leader, Charlie declared he would trust him with his real and Minecraft life.
Baghera suggested Boobs as a team name
Jaiden suggested Bolas
Everyone agreed to Bolas
Cellbit and Phil began organizing
They thought about what the percentage meter meant
They agreed to not die
Philza was giving a special symbol next to his name in chat
They talked about their base and gameplan
They were set to survival but there were lots of lag issues
Purgatory crashed
They continued having severe issues with mining cobblestone
Charlie brainstormed for reasons that it might not work having to do with modpack, considering it was RLcraft
Foolish made a farm
The spoiling food mechanic was introduced via the disaster roulette
A cinematic played of The Watcher
The cinematic displayed a cloudy red and black background with red subtitles. A threatening text to speech voice read out the words.
“AND SO THE BLIND RATS SCAMPER INTO THE OPEN JAWS OF THE CAT.”
The text moved to the bottom of the screen as a stylized red eye opened.
“WELCOME SINNERS, MURDERERS, VERMIN, YOU KNOW, THIS USED TO BE A CUTE LITTLE PLACE I BELIEVE THEY CALLED IT “EGG ISLAND”? I’M SURE YOU ALL WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BE HERE. THEY WERE SO KIND TO SEND YOU THIS WAY UNFORTUNATELY, I DESPISE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WITH EVERY ATOM OF MY BEING. PEOPLE, LIKE YOU, DOES NOT DESERVE A PLEASANT LITTLE BREAK FROM THE STRESSES OF YOUR PREVIOUS ISLAND LIFE. SO I’VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF CHANGING THIS PLACE.
“WELCOME TO YOUR PURGATORY. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE TO FOLLOW.”
A photo of the map was shown.
“YOU WILL BE DIVIDED INTO THREE TEAMS. EVERY DAY, YOU WILL COMPETE TO DETERMINE WHO WILL GET THE BIG PRIZE. WHATEVER TEAM HAS THE MOST WINS THROUGHOUT THE FOLLOWING WEEKS IS THE ULTIMATE WINNER. THE DAILY WINNING TEAM IS DECIDED BY THE FOLLOWING.”
Activity
The amount of time your team has spent on the island.
Global tasks
You'll find these in the spawn area. I'm sure you're smart enough to find the right place.
Lives
The least amount of deaths per day.
The bar to impress me isn't high.
Events
You'll see this on its relevant day.
“NOW, THAT’S THE BORING STUFF OUT OF THE WAY. I’M SURE YOU’RE ALREADY HUNGERING AND DEHYDRATING AS YOU’VE BEEN LISTENING TO ME, GOOD. WHATEVER MAKES IT HARDER FOR YOU TO LIVE.
“OH, AND EVERY HOUR, A FUN SURPRISE WILL HAPPEN! IN THE FORM OF A DEVASTATING DISASTER THAT WILL SURELY MAKE YOUR DAYS WORSE THAN THEY ALREADY ARE. WONDERFUL, ISN’T IT?
“OH, BUT I CAN ALREADY HEAR YOU ALL CRYING. “WHAT IF WE DON’T WANT TO COMPETE? WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO DEFEAT YOU!” NAIVE AND INNOCENT. YOU ALL ARE.
“ONE TEAM IS CURSED. IF THE CURSED TEAM LOSES SAY GOODBYE TO ALL OF YOUR LIVES AND EGGS. WHAT TEAM IS THAT? CAN YOU FIGURE IT OUT? NO. SO MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR BEST TO WIN BUT IF ANY OF THE OTHER TEAMS WIN… THEY CAN PICK SOME OF THE EGGS TO COME BACK WITH YOU. AREN’T I NICE? I REALLY SHOULDN’T BE.
“EVERYTHING THAT YOU WILL BE DOING FROM THIS POINT ON IS FOR THE SAFETY OF THE EGGS. DISREGARD YOUR FRIENDSHIPS, THERE IS NO ROOM FOR SYMPATHY IN THIS LAND. AND BEFORE I LEAVE YOU ALL TO RIP EACH OTHER APART THE FIRST EVENT WILL BE ON THE 6TH. HAVE A GOOD TIME ROTTING BENEATH THE EARTH.”
A disclaimer was shown after the eye faded away.
“Purgatory is designed for your entertainment. We kindly remind all viewers that all content is a work of fiction and holds no connection to real-life situations or individuals.”
Charlie made a joke to lighten the mood
They worried about what they were told and discussed it
Jaiden, Baghera, and Charlie worried about “drying” as they didn’t know how to drink the water
Foolish enlisted Charlie’s help in making a cave farm by digging a hole in the ceiling for light
The team survived off of glowberries
The MDAs told them that killing other teams would earn them points
Charlie told Cellbit to turn off his visibility in the map settings so that other players could no longer see him.
They left the dome and discussed locations of other team islands
They gathered resources and planned
Charlie attempted to drink the ocean, he drowned
The server announced they were restarting to fix the cobblestone issue
He logged back on and got started to iron as quickly as possible
He mined for an extended period of time
The server put a list of current death totals in chat
Red: 16
Blue: 8
Green: 4
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
Charlie changed his keybinds to undo the disaster
He went searching for other islands
The controls switched back and forth randomly making the keybinds not matter, Charlie’s sticky keys made jumping difficult
He went looking for Global Spawn
Charlie mistakenly thought that locations on the map were only visible to those on the same team and did not tell his team to turn off their locations
Charlie went into his own VOD to look at the map displayed during the cinematic.
He used the map to find Global
His chat told him green had diamonds and that his team was in Discord
He joined the Discord call
The disaster roulette landed on Unlucky Minerals
BadBoyHalo ambushed Charlie and Charlie was killed
He had to go back to punching wood after being fully armored
They all realized that they could see all unhidden names and that’s why Charlie was ambushed, they hid they’re names
Charlie learned about the complicated way to make bread
The server told them Create was disabled for players and Tubbo expressed his despair in chat
They all agreed that they would not win day one, but joked they would win day two
Charlie marked where Green was on the map
C: This was actually my plan to kill your child Phil, but I’ll tell you guys cause it might help here.
P: Oh my god.
C: So, with SecurityCraft, you can actually create remote detonated mines as well as set up security cameras. So my idea is what if we set up security cameras and remote mines all over the volcano-quest turn in area and then when people go to turn in their quests we blow them up and then steal all their shit?
…
C: Don’t ask me how I know this.
P: You are evil. You were gonna kill my kid.
C: Listen man, it was before you were so attached, don’t worry.
P: You’re fucked up for that, that’s fucked.
Cellbit got enough obsidian to turn in at Global Spawn, Charlie gave him the rough coordinates
They didn’t know the schedule so they began planning a night watch for Global tasks
They planned and Charlie mined
The disaster roulette landed on Inventory Shuffle
Charlie compared it to “a TommyInnit mod recording that never ends”
Charlie died in a cave with all of his things
Foolish made him pickaxes to dig straight down and they barked at each other
Charlie screamed in terror as Jaiden slowly walked up to him next to his body before realizing who it was
They commented on how Carre was in the call but deafened
Missa hopped into the call
C: Okay guys you have the stack of diamonds righ- Oh hi Missa!
Missa: I’m not part of the team but I just wanted to tell you guys that I love you!
Foolish: Fuck you!
Philza: Aw! Love you man!
C: I love you too. I love you too.
B: We’re gonna die.
F: Wait no he’s trying to coerce us!
M: I hope you die, see ya!
They resolved to extra kill him
Charlie decided to hop into other calls for information
Green Call:
Etoiles: -Oh that’s annoying!
Roier: Hahaha! Pendejo! Que pendejo que pendejo. Pendejo. Pendejo. Pendejo.
Fit: I can’t believe it.
He heard that they needed iron and that Etoiles planned to use lava in killing the other teams
Charlie went back to the Red call
He relayed the information to the team
Blue Call:
Tubbo: “You now have less than 25% of your time left”? Wait! This is when kills come in, this is when we need to murder! This is when we get the bonus! Right?
Bad: Wait, where did it say that?
T: It just gave me a note.
B: 25% of your time left?
Niki: I didn’t get that. Oh! What are your guys coordinates?
B: Uh, we are headed to, here I’ll copy the coordinates of where we’re headed to.
T: I’m at Green.
B: Hold on, waypoints…
T: There’s nothing here but crafting tables. At this waypoint.
B: Here you go.
N: Thank you.
B: They were near that location so they probably moved their base. Do you see where Carre is?
T: Haha! Someone’s still on the map! Yeah I saw, I’m going for em.
B: Niki, come on, we’re going this way.
N: Mhm.
Charlie warned the team and messaged Carre, they all rushed to warn him
Cellbit explained how to turn off location to Carre in spanish
Charlie switched back to Blue Call
Bad: For a second, if I need…
Tubbo: Okay okay
Tina: Do you have any dirt Lenay?
Bad: Do you have any iron Niki? Here make a shield, using that. You need wood?
Bad: I think we’re good, do you need any water? Here’s some water, drink that.
Tina: Porkchop… We have less than 25% of our time?
Tubbo: This is where you get your kills!
Bad: What does that mean we have less than 25% of our time?
Tubbo: In the book, there was a time countdown
Bad: Wait, what? In the book? Uh oh.
Lenay: Does that mean we should complete Global Quests or?
Tubbo: Yeah, I think so! One hundred percent, take them to the volcano place.
Lenay: Okay.
…
Bad: “Time left 3 hours 32 minutes 10 seconds.”
Tina: How is that less than 25% of our time?
Bad: I don’t know.
…
Charlie switched back to Red Call
They debated which thing to spend their money on from the shop
Tubbo attempted to kill Foolish. Blue Team was raiding.
Charlie said they had marked their spawn when Carre was still unhidden
They attempted to focus on killing Bad
Carre killed Tubbo and Niki, everyone cheered him on
They pursued Bad for hundreds of blocks
Foolish gave up once they hit the beach, Charlie continued to the waters edge, cursing him and joining Blue Call to yell at Bad
Bad tried to urge him into an unwinnable fight
C: Remember the day you ran from Red Team, remember the day you ran from the team with 255 of the bar! No wonder you hide under that fucking hood!
Bad turned around and chased down Charlie, Charlie directed his team to ambush him
Charlie joined Blue Call to get Bad to fight.
Bad suspected that the team would surround him
Charlie attempted to attack while the Disaster Roulette was running
The roulette landed on Burning Sun
They called a truce as the disaster sent them burning, Charlie tried to rally his team to attack Bad
Charlie had to retreat due to the disaster
They looted Tubbo’s body
Carre provided things
Charlie dried.
Charlie turned in his first personal quest
He suggested sabotaging someone’s quest booth
They brainstormed hidden base ideas
They built a small hidden storage area next to their mission NPCs
Charlie hopped into Blue Call for information
He learned they were out for blood and warned Bolas
They decided to be very careful about their hiding spot
He went back in
He learned they were going to turn in things at Global and asked if Red was up for an interception
Bad came in to attack Red and was killed by Foolish
They decided to run to the vague direction of Global in attack
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
The team moved in on offense
Baghera suggested they use the cosmetics to hide they had full armor.
Charlie hopped into Blue Call for information on their location
He heard Tubbo complaining about how hard Reverse Controls were on land, he told his team they had just hit an island and were likely further away then they were
Charlie brainstormed ways to confuse the other team to ambush them
They continued running in their small groups towards the location that Charlie had guessed Global would be
He arrived at his marker and found his guess was mere blocks away from perfect
Charlie relayed information to his team
Charlie decided to disconnect to avoid giving up his location while using the bathroom
Baghera was spotted by Tubbo
Charlie elected against logging, scared
He logged on to join the fight
He ran upstairs to find Baghera, Cellbit, and Foolish just having killed Pierre.
Phil killed Tubbo
They elected to camp Global until the cool down on turning in tasks reset
Cellbit and Charlie went looking for apples
Charlie went into Blue Call to see if they were plotting to come background
He found out they were planning to come back when the Global Quests cooled down.
Tina and Tubbo noticed Charlie’s presence and called him out
He gave Red the information
They claimed the Global Quests they could and landed themselves in second place
Charlie hopped into Blue Call to see their reaction
He learned they were planning a come back to claim them again
The disaster roulette landed on Unlucky Minerals
He hopped onto Blue Call to see how it affected them and found out that they were getting amazing things by mining ores
He told Red it was chaos in Blue
Charlie was shot by an Enderman and began his journey back to his body
Cellbit died with no apparent cause in chat and Philza panicked realizing they were Nightmare Stalkers, he told the tale of the nightmare to those who didn’t know.
Charlie realized and fully explained to everyone how he believed the Global Quests worked
He got his body
They laughed about how stressed the event was already making them
Cellbit told them about how good Roier was at PVP
He said they stood a chance
Bad went to Global Spawn, where Jaiden was
They decided keeping the Global Quests wasn’t worth it for the day
Charlie did the math on the score to figure out how it worked and realized it was in fact a matter of who was holding the Global Quests at the end, not cumulative.
Charlie told them the best plan would be to turn things in last minute
He was made the unofficial Guy in The Chair
Blue went to Global so Charlie went into Blue Call to see if they knew how the percentage worked
He heard the team fighting Bolas from Blue’s side
Tubbo noticed Charlie again and called him out on it
Charlie told them that Blue were planning to bait them into thinking they were leaving and then ambush. He also told them about Blue’s apple issues
Roier hopped into the call to ask where they were and demanded coordinates
Charlie spent this time making dough at Spawn, “malewife-ing” as he called it
There was a struggle at Global, Charlie continued making bread
Charlie left for a little snack break
Charlie went for Global to give food to the others
Global was stormed by Green
Tubbo killed Baghera on the shore and Charlie chased him down
Tubbo was swimming around with super speed and Charlie demanded an explanation, getting Tubbo into in-game talking. Tubbo refused to give his secrets
Charlie was killed by a zombie while fighting Tubbo
While on the way back to his things Tubbo jumped down on him
Tubbo: Hello Charlie! Going back for your belongings are you?
C: Hello Tubbo, yeah actually, I was kind of hoping.
C: Oh all of them? Did you take my little PDA thing?
T: Yeah. I think Bad may have.
C: Why?
T: He lost his, well I mean I guess that’s- Do you mind if I just like, for the points?
C: I think it’s at this point whoever’s in last I don’t think we’re creeping up to second on deaths anytime soon. Did you take my loaves too? I spent so long on those loaves.
T: Yeah, to hand in the quest, I’m sorry.
C: Yeah, no it’s all good.
T: You’re gonna- Oh shit! Oh shit.
Charlie turned to see Carre approaching, he killed Carre.
Charlie tried to take Carre’s things and run but was killed
They speculated on the others teaming up on them
The disaster roulette landed on Burning Sun
Charlie made it to the pool to sit with Baghera until the sun died down
The apple tree started burning down from the sun
Charlie admitted that it felt like “people who are better than me at Minecraft steal my lunch money”
They sat in the hot tub/pool
Cellbit pointed out their different times could be used strategically
Charlie stayed in the pool after the sun died down to de-stress
Bad ran up to Charlie and killed him in the pool
Charlie unmuted to “verbally assault them”
He yelled at Tubbo and Bad who were running around hitting people with no real purpose
Tubbo was glitched to look like he was swimming
Charlie did in fact verbally assault Tubbo, yelling insults and attacks
Charlie continued running up to them and yelling at them to go home
They left
Tubbo had died in a tree and Charlie retrieved his stolen bread from the corpse along with all of Tubbo’s things
They sent Phil with all of the apples to go turn in the Global Quest
The server finally told them the hours it would be open for the event, 10 am to midnight PST, with only five hours of play time a day.
Cellbit began plotting a schedule for everyone
Charlie thanked God that they were cut off at five hours
He complained to Phil about Bad killing him in the pool
They elected to be nonstress
Bad attacked Red Base again, killing Jaiden, they all called him a hater and complained about him
Phil put Cellbit in charge as second leader for when he wasn’t online. He put Baghera as third in charge.
Charlie ran up to Global with the goal to talk to the people there.
C: Guys! Guys. We can talk.
Antoine approached and attacked him
C: Bro-! Fit, Fit! Dude! Wha- No one’s even trying! What’s the point? Why am I here!? Just to suffer? Just to fucking suffer?
Fit, Antoine, and the rest of Green killed him wordlessly, Charlie threw off his earbuds
C: What’s the point of any of it? No one’s talking! No one’s coming together! No one’s exchanging languages and cultures! This isn’t Purgatory, this is Hell! This is Hell! Everything we have, everything we know, has been thrown away. It’s out the window, they don’t care, they don’t want to. Everything I love and everything I stand for is gone! Dust in the wind! For two weeks! Two weeks of this!
He put his earbuds back on and unmuted
Slimecicle: I JUST WANTED TO TALK BRO
Slimecicle: you know what
Ph1lzA: grats on your 0.00002% gains
Slimecicle: I am unfriending all of you
Slimecicle: im done
J: We’re gonna start bonding-
C: Guys? I hate everyone that isn’t you guys from now on.
They laughed
C: I’m dead serious, I don’t think I can go to Brazil and I can look FitMC in the eyes. I don’t think I can look him in the fucking eyes.
B: I’m done too
P: It’s so demoralizing
C: You know what, I’m like genuinely I’m not sure if I’m having fun! Like, I hate to-
J: Noo!
C: I know, I know!
B: It’s two weeks, that’s two much…
C: I’m so bad at PVP!
CB: Yeah, two weeks of this.
C: What demoralized me was I walked into the main spawn-
P: Nah, man, those eggs are dead!
B: Noo!
C: I know right? Dude it was- it’s not about the eggs. Listen- I don’t think it was about the eggs when BadBoyHalo killed me for the fourth time in my own fucking home!
B: We are the cursed team.
C: In the pool! Was that about the eggs? That was about no eggs! What was the point man? What was the point of turning my fucking hot tub red with my own blood? Was it about the eggs? My bod- Ha- Our- My- We can’t even place blocks around half of our fucking land BECAUSE MY OWN BODIES RIDDLE THE YARD!
Philza went to the edge of the map to find naturally spawning terrain so he could loot sunken ships
P: Headed south, I’m looking for ships-
B: Are you okay Charlie?
F: Um, so-
C: What? Did you- Sorry, did someone say something to me?
B: Are you okay?
P: Are you okay, Charlie?
C: Ohh. DANDY. Um, I was just wondering Phil. How far did you say until the terrain becomes normal again?
P: Well it doesn’t become normal it becomes flat. Like really just empty and flat and like sunken-
C: Is it water? Is it just flat water?
P: It’s just flat water yeah.
C: So there’s no way to leave. So there’s no way to leave the isl- So there’s no way out.
P: No.
B: You have to wait two weeks.
CB: I’m trying to leave too.
P: Two weeks of this.
C: You-
B: No, but two weeks is like, I love our team guys.
C: Wait, is Quackity still on? Is Quackity still- I need to talk to Quackity!
CB: I wanna go back to my fucking castle.
P: Two weeks of our friends killing us!
J: We’re losing the mental battle.
Charlie screams hoarsely.
C: Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!
Cellbit called the event “so fucking unbalanced”
Charlie continued calling it Hell
CB: They put Forever and Etoiles and then they put Pierre and Tubbo on the same fucking team. And then there’s me, I don’t even know how to make a fucking bookshelf.
C: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BACKPACK! I DON’T KNOW- YOU GUYS SAY SO MUCH SHIT! I DON’T EVEN KNOW! YOU’RE LIKE “Turn your fucking magnet off!” DAWG, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I’M IN THE FUCKING PALEOLITHIC ERA! What are you saying!? I have a stone axe I’ve had for the last five months! I don’t know how to make a backpack! I lost my ba- Every- Everything I have has been given to me! “Slime armor”!? I don’t even know if that’s made with real slime! I don’t know what makes that!
Phil laughs
C: I don’t know any of this shit! I haven’t enchanted a single thing, to be honest with you, I think I’ve only ever gotten up to level three! Because that is how many exp points it takes for me to warp to Spawn, and when I get killed at Spawn I need to beg admins to warp me back! I need to beg ad- I need to open a ticket! Do you know- Do you know what it’s like? To spend your life opening tickets?
B: I had to ask Philza what was the mode of the gameǃ Survival right? Or creative? Stuff like that! I don’t know!
F: We’re in survival!
C: We’re in survi- Oh! Baghera! If you can’t tell from the chat, from the thousands of death messages, all from me! Me! Me! We’re in survival and I am failing.
Philza requested they be placed in adventure mode so they could just act as commentators to the other teams
C: Guys, I want you to know, I want you to know. That was like a half-bit
P: Oh I could tell, I could tell
J: There was a bit in that?
C: There- No- Oh God. I- Can I just shoutcast it please? Just turn me into a ghost.
CB: For two weeks!
C: I’ll do it, I’ll do it, anything. Just get me off this island, please!
B: Maybe we just kill the few- Imagine if we are the cursed team, like the team that does not-
P: I think we are cursed.
C: We are! We are!
CB: I hope we are, there’s no way we’re not.
C: I feel- I don’t feel particularly blessed, Baghera! I don’t feel particularly blessed. Hey, Baghera, would you like to create a new island and do a survival Let’s Play on Youtube?
B: Oh yes please!
CB: I’m gonna fucking die-
Cellbit was slain by Skelewag
J: Skelewag!
C: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SKELEWAG DUDE!? I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
F: Not the skelewag!
C: I KNOW WHAT A SKELETON IS! I KNOW WHAT A ZOMBIE IS!
F: Aw shit!
C: I KNOW WHAT A CREEPER IS! BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT GOD INTENDED TO PUT IN THE GAME!
B: What is a skelewag though?
CB: It’s a fucking fish!
They asked how much fun the other teams could possibly be having
C: I hope that there’s edits of them, like Tubbo and shit just like vibing and BadBoyHalo like vibing and dancing and then it just cuts to fucking Cellbit and me just screaming fucking died to a fucking fish for the fifty thousandth time today. I’m so done- Cellbit! Do you want to just beat the shit out of each other? Dude where are you? Are you at spawn?
CB: Where are you?
C: I have a fucking, I have three sticks, I’ll give you a stick!
B: I want it too! Me too!
C: Get in here Baghera.
F: Let’s kill each other! Okay, we’re already in dead last for deaths anyway might as well just-
C: There’s no point! There’s no point. I’m right in the center.
F: Yeah.
C: I’m at the center fucking stone.
J: How do I get out of this cave?
P: Oh my god.
CB: Wait, gimme a sec, just died by Graveriser
Cellbit was slain by Graveriser
C: What the fuck is a Graveriser?
F: Oh you gotta watch out for those Graaaverisers cellbit!
C: Alright where-
Charlie and Cellbit did stick fights at spawn
C: I hate it here! I hate it here! I fucking hate it here! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I don’t even have a home! I never built one and I wanna go there! I wanna dig a- wha- ahhhh!
Slimecicle was slain by Cellbit
Cellbit was slain by Enderman
Slimecicle: LMAO
P: Alright. Alright! Oh my fucking god the admins are actually trolling! The admins are trolling! What is that!
F: What do you mean?
B: What do you mean!
F: What? What is happening!
P: What the fuck are they doing!?
Slimecicle was slain by Enderman
J: I’m gonna hoe him!
P: Let me just describe to you- Let me just describe to you what's happening right now. I am adventuring in the open in the world, like we're meant to. And I found a ship, "Oh boyǃ Free lootǃ Awesomeǃ" An admin just started spawning swordfish on it, there's about forty swordfish everywhere. I can see where they're placing the eggǃ They're right clicking on the mastǃ
C: Hey. Hey admin! Admin!
F: What are the rules to Purgatory!?
C: Can you slash- Can you do “/Slimecicle Happy”
F: Fuck it all!
C: Can you do “/Slimecicle Happy”!? Can you change that!?
CB: Holy shit!
J: My hands are off the keyboard.
C: Can you- CAN YOU HACK INTO MY FUCKING COMPUTER AND MAKE ME WELL AGAIN!?
BagheraJones: BRING BACK THE JOYYYYYYYYYY
B: I have a carrot!
C: Did you- Did you just
P: Oh she found a carrot!
B: Oh, no, I don’t. No I don’t have a carrot.
P: Aww...
C: I totally thought you just said “I’m Baghera.”
F: Wait I have two carrots!
Pː Why would you say that?
Bː I thought I had a carrot.
Pː Our hope, our hope just got dashed.
Foolish suggested they all just build a house, Cellbit suggested multiple
Phil suggested they were the cursed team
Slimecicle: ANNOUNCEMENT: we are the cursed team
F: I want blue team to come back.
BadBoyHalo: lies
BagheraJones: STOP KILLING US
ForeverPlayerG: sry for u
BagheraJones: WE ARE UNHAPPY
F: I want them to come back and kill us again just so I can have more reasons to be unhappy.
F: I want Blue Team to come back and kill us again just so I can have more reasons to be unhappy. I want to be upset, I don’t want to be happy.
J: It’s definitely at that point, for sure.
F: Just fucking ruin the rest of my time. Yeah I wanna, I wanna get angrier!
Cellbit: cant wait for wilbur and german to log in ur fucked
F: WE’RE FUCKING DOOMED!
BagheraJones: POKAPOWKFPOAWKFPWOFWF
Slimecicle: hatsune miku is going to rip you a new one
J: You think the admins are watching us and taking notes on what to change?
Slimecicle: you hate us
CB: Yeah, probably
Slimecicle: youre so parasocial
Slimecicle: youre so parasocial
B: They fucking hate us!
Slimcicle: leave us alone
B: They want us to leave the server!
Slimecicle: let me go
F: Man, I didn’t think this was- honestly this is not what I thought Purgatory was gonna be like. I don’t know why I thought it was gonna be a better place but-
B: I was like “Huge RP moments!” Like we are distraught because our eggs are dead but nooo!
Slimecicle: this is not purgatory
F: Holy shit.
Slimecicle: this is a place between heaven and hell
B: Maybe just kill my egg? I don’t care!
Everyone laughed
J: Holy shit! That’s where we’re at! Kill Pomme!
B: I don’t want to fight anymore! I know!
J: Take her!
BadBoyHalo: how do we know who is cursed?
Slimecicle: this is torment. This is the seventh cirlce
J: That the children if it’ll save us!
FoolishG: BADBOY HAL O
FoolishG: WE HATE YOU
Jaidenhere: tAKE THE CHILDREN
Jaidenhere: TAKE THEM ALL
Slimecicle: tell me Bad. Did you think of the eggs when you spawnkilled me for the 5th time in a row
B: Take my computer, take my home! Take my cats! She’s funny she’s nice, you can take it, I don’t knowǃ
Slimecicle: did you think of pomme
Slimecicle: when you took my life in the hot tub
BadBoyHalo: o_o
J: If red team loses then four eggs die I’m just sayin
BagheraJones: JUST TAKE MY EGG AND BE OVER
C: They don’t care anymore they don’t wanna- They don’t wan- Ahhhhh!
Jː Where are you guys can we just huddle in a little circle?
Slimecicle: im over flippa.
F: I have spent so much time like for nothing
C: You know what? I’m over JuanaFlippa!
BagheraJones: I’M OVER
C: I’m over JuanaFlippa.
P: I’m coming home.
F: Alright, I’ll just come back to Bolas
J: Can we just sit around spawn? And just sit and hang out?
Slimecicle: ive moved on
F: I can make us a little tent!
C: Can we get a like a little fire going?
J: I’m just gonna sit right here.
CB: I’m making a fireplace
J: We don’t deserve a fire Charlie, we don’t deserve a fire! If the mobs get us they get us!
BagheraJones: I NEVER HAD REAL CHILDREN
BagheraJones: I NEVER WANTED ANY
C: I actually-
Slimecicle: can we all pray for a second?
C: Can we all pray?
C: I don’t feel real!
ForeverPlayerG: yes
J: Come to our spawn
C: And you know what the most fucked up part of this is?
The roulette covered the screen rolling for an event.
C: NOOOO! LET ME GO!
F: NO!
J: HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF!
CB: PLEASE GIVE US GIVE US GAS!
C: LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
The roulette landed on Reverse Controls
CB: Nooo!
Baghera, Jaiden, Cellbit, and Charlie sat around the campfire
J: Foolish, Philza, how about- How about kill yourself? Join us.
C: Foolish! Philza! Did you hear her? Kill yourself! Kill yourself! Muerte!
F: Slash lore! Slash lore!
C: MUERTE, AMIGOS! Muerte!
Cellbit, Baghera and Jaiden stood on the campfire, burning to death
C: Let’s just pile on, let’s just pile on.
P: Holy fuck!
C: Can I be honest with you guys? This is the most fun I’ve had tonight. This is the most fun- is burning myself to death repeatedly.
CB: How are we in second place?
Charlie continued saying words to Bad in chat while everyone else lost their minds to hysteria.
C: Oh my god- I- I-
P: Don’t die on stream, you’ll get banned!
C: I feel like I’m actually devolving. I feel like my- There’s not enough oxygen getting to my brain and like my brain is blackening. Like it’s actually- It’s blackening.
J: I feel it. I feel it!
C: It’s blackening out of hate!
Jː My brain is unshrivelingǃ
P: The wrinkles, they’re smoothing out man
C: I want someone to massage my brain, I want someone to knead all the wrinkles out so that I don’t have to think about any of this.
FoolishG: WE HAVE FOUND NEW PURPOSE
Jː Someone needs to just pull on one end of it and untangle it. Untangle it like a spaghetti.
Phil approached another sunken ship and audibly asked if they would spawn more swordfish on it
They urged the admins to spawn an Ender Dragon on them because “they could take it”
C: Admins spawn the gas! Spawn the gas!
F: What?
J: Spawn an ocean of piglins!
C: My mouth, my mouth is open! My nose is open!
CB: “My nose is open”
J: Admins anything, at this point it’s mercy.
C: Admins, spawn Herobrine.
CB: Here, some raw meat.
C: What is this gonna do man? Is this gonna help me? Is this gonna make BADBOYHALO STOP SHOWING UP!?
B: Wait I can’t find my body with my stuff…
C: I don’t think so. I didn’t even mean to hit you, I’m so sorry! But my stupid mouse is flipped!
They further devolved at the reminder of the two weeks
C: We should meet up guys, let’s meet up! Let’s go to fucking Disneyland and let’s fucking @BadBoyHalo with all of the pictures on Twitter. Let’s fucking- Have all of us- He’s gonna be here, he’s gonna be fucking sweating, he’s gonna be in his chair he’s gonna be killing people by the thousands!
B: Yeah let’s just travel! I can go to Brazil if we need to.
C: Let’s go to Brazil! Let’s send him fucking pictures!
F: Yeah let’s go to Brazil!
C: Pictures of us on a ferris wheel!
CB: Let’s fucking do it!
J: I’m down to go to Brazil again.
C: Okay I’m actually in, I’m actually- I’ll legitimately-
J: That’s the last happy moment I remember.
B: Yeah me too!
C: I will go to a real island. I will survive on a real island for two weeks before I do this shit.
J: Admins at least give us our karaoke.
CB: Every fucking day we are just send a picture to BadBoyHalo, showing “Look!” We can survive on a real fucking island.
C: Look! We’re having so much fun, we’re so happy!
CB: We’re making barbecue! In the fucking jungle! What about you? Have you done the Global Quests yet?
C: We’re so happy.
P: Are you done yet?
C: We had to amputate Cellbit’s leg due to a massive infection and we’re still happier than we were playing fucking Minecraft!
Jː The Reverse Controls are still fucking reversedǃ
Pː Guys I've got some good news, I've got some good news. I found two potatoes.
J: I’ve got one potato. Should we actually do something or should I FUCKING EAT IT NOW!?
CB: I can’t see the Global Quests anymore cause I died and lost my fucking cellphone!
C: Jaiden, Jaiden, you are at a crossroads. You are at a crossroads right now and you need to pick. If you make the choice now and if you be happy or if you stand and you keep that fucking potato.
P: No reverse controls!
J: I have the choice to eat this fucking potato!
C: Eat the fucking spud!
J: And not plant it at all!
CB: No!
C: You need to eat it!
She ate the potato while being cheered on
They began Casualonesing around the fire
P: I couldn’t think of a better group of people to be stuck in this shit with.
B: Yeah me neither! I’m happy! Look at us! We're gonna winǃ
C: You’re happy? I’m thrilled Baghera! I’m having the time of my life!
P: Legitimately guys I am so down to log in on Monday and not do any of the quests and just fuckin build a house. Let’s build a town!
FoolishG: Can our new team color be white because we surrender, we are throwing the white flag
C: Ok! I am dead serious. I’m gonna go live I’m not putting QSMP in the title, I’m putting “Minecraft Let’s Play Survival Episode 1” And we’re all gonna play together and it’s gonna be incredible.
Etoiles: come with us foolish
BagheraJones: WE ARE BUILDERS NOW
Jaidenhere: keeping myself dafe
Etoiles: lets do red and green
Etoiles: against blue
P: Just call it "Egg Island", "Egg Island Roleplay". And we’ll just make a fucking village, alright? And we’ll invite people over for wares, we’ll be like “Hey guys, come visit and trade some wares with us!” We won't fight anyone, and if anyone fights, we combat log.
C: And you know what? We only ask for emeralds. There’s no other villagers, we only ask for emeralds. We say, “Do you have enough emeralds for that?” We just actually become-
J: No, we can ask for seeds at this point.
C: Do you have any seeds?
P: We become NPCs.
J: Just fucking seeds. One seed!
CB: We should be NPCs.
C: I’ll give you this diamond if you can give me a hundred twenty seeds
CB: We should be the quest NPCs. We should like ask them to bring the stuff.
P: Yes, please.
BagheraJones: YOULL SEE WE ARE VERY USEFUL
C: Let's actually do it.
Pː We'll just farm some stuff and they'll bring us emeralds.
Cː Wait, that's actually geniusǃ So we get like all the items for the tasks and then we like sell them to people?
P: Yeahǃ We just sell them for emeraldsǃ
C: We’re like, “Yeah we’ve hidden it in our secret stash, but for five hundred and sixty seeds, we’ll give it to you.”
B: And for two weeks we just (She made a villager sound)
P: And then- We build-
J: I’m sure the eggs had a good run.
P: Guys! We collect all the emeralds on the island, we build a vault, we put the emeralds in the vault, we then boast about our security of said vault. And then they have to orchestrate an elaborate heist to steal the emeralds!
F: Yeah! Yeah! We give em a missionǃ I have sixteen minutes, my left arms tingly for the fourth time, now the right arms getting there too. I don't know what's happening.
C: I actually can’t tell if I’m having a great time or a panic attack. Like it could be either.
J: I think we’re in a manic state.
Foolish joined them at the campfire
FoolishG: OH FIRE
FoolishG: TAKE ME
Cellbit: ANOTHER SACRIFICE
BagheraJones: TAKE ME
Slimecicle: LET HIM RISE FROM THE ASHES
Slimecicle: REBORN!!!
P: I like to think everyone seeing this is chat and they’re just like, “What is happening? Oh my God?”
C: And they’re just like-
CB: We gotta start a cult, we gotta start a fucking cult! Let’s start a fucking cult on this fucking island.
C: God can you imagine their stupid faces.
Ph1LzA: GUYS WE FOUND A GLITCH THAT IF YOU BURN TO DEATH YOU GAIN 0.05%
They danced around the fire singing It’s Been So Long by The Living Tombstone
Charlie led the group in Say Something while Jaiden sung Gangnam Style
Foolish and Cellbit discussed the house Foolish would be building while his arms tingled due to lack of oxygen
C: Foolish I thought you were Bad and I actually stopped breathing. I was like, “No…”
J: How has it only been- How is there still thirteen fucking minutes left!?
Phil made a fridge
The server was closing in ten minutes
C: Wait, someone leave one fucking potato in there, I’m gonna do a seventy hour stream where I stare at it until it expires.
F: Okay! Yeah, I think that could help get us on the right track.
Jaiden gave Charlie a potato
C: Thanks I’m gonna look at it for twenty three hours.
B: Maybe we should plant the potato, though. No?
P: Yeah we should.
C: Sorry, Baghera, what’s your game!?
B: you never know, maybe tomorrow we (inaudible)
J: Tomorrow it gets worse.
B: Nooo…
F: Okay to be clear. We’re done? We’re not trying to get coins. We’re just gonna make the best of it?
C: To be crystal, crystal clear Foolish. I’ve never been more done.
CB: For the first day I think we’re kinda done. Maybe something will change, I don’t know.
F: Oh you think we can make a re- re-
CB: There’s no way we have a chance.
J: I hope we log on and this house is burned down to the ground.
C: You think I’m gonna wake up tomorrow and I’m- with a fucking fresh set of eyes with the fucking sun shining in and say “I can’t wait to see Tubbo today?” No! Man. No…
They all complained and curled up in their outline of a cobblestone house
Charlie went AFK in the one place that Foolish needed to place a block and was beaten to death by his team to get him out of the way
They declared that any Red members to log on after Day One would be eaten and would not really be Red team, they would form a second Red Team.
They reviewed the list of members on their team, declaring they must be cursed because half of their team hadn’t logged on in months.
Charlie hopped into Blue Call to see how everyone was doing, he was called out for his presence but just asked them frankly if they were having a good time.
He accidentally set off a “Gamer Moment” from Tina against Bad, Baghera joined the Call to hellos. Charlie complained about the duality.
Bad told him that he had fun killing Charlie and offered to do it again. Charlie told them all they were beyond the bar and the colors and told them about the Let’s Play series.
He went over to Green Call, he asked if they were having a fun time, to immediate “no’s”
Charlie told them they were done and would be building a lovely house and would trade emeralds for seeds. Forever asked for their coordinates.
Charlie messaged him the coordinates
He informed them that if they came armed they had nothing and had eaten all of their potatoes
Charlie once again told them to come find them and called Etoiles “not the best, just like the rest of them”
Baghera and Philza beat each other to death
They turned their locations back on
Charlie hit sticky keys
Charlie and Jaiden beat each other to death, they continued a cycle of killing each other for murdering each other
They were firmly in second place.
Their times froze leading to more of Charlie yelling and demanding answers
They all sat on the balcony of their half constructed house
CB: I shouldn’t have killed all those Cucurucho workers, I’m so sorry man.
J: WHAT!?
C: Wait, what?
P: That was you!?
F: Cellbit! Why did you fess up!? I was trying my best to make sure you didn’t get caught!
J: You just made us metagame!
F: I was doing so much work!
CB: Maybe confessing our sins is the way to get out of this.
C: You’re right. Guys I shouldn’t have been spending so much time with that egg it’s definitely not my daughter. That is so not my daughter, I mean like every possible sign points to it, every possible logical sign. I’m like clearly turning into a code! I’m like clearly going binary dude. It’s so clearly happening. It’s like so obvious.
J: I’ll stab everyone in the back for Cucurucho.
F: Three months ago I clogged Philza’s toilet.
P: What!
F: It was me, I was embarrassed and I tried to fix it and it got worse and it started overflowing and I was just like okay I’ll just run.
P: Oh God. Were you the same person that left the water tap running?
F: Well I thought I should clean it, and then I thought maybe if I just left it running it’d clean everything like full cleansing. I thought a little bathroom purgatory is what it needed.
C: Three months ago I dumped ten pounds of sand down Phil’s toilet so when Foolish when in it would seem like he clogged it.
F: Now I feel less guilty, I don’t know how I could have known there was ten pounds of sand in the toilet.
C: It was all me.
J: You didn’t check for it.
C: All me.
B: I cannot connect anymore
C: Baghera you’re free. Go home.
Baghera was freed for the day
Charlie had over thirty minutes left on his clock and it would not move
They reviewed, overall glad they had each other
Baghera suggested that if they were the cursed team and their failure meant all eggs die, they were the team with the acting to do it
They blamed it all on DanTDM
They envied the dead
Charlie suggested they get more and more decrepit over the course of the two weeks “I want to be like eating people by day five”
Everyone agreed to go feral together
Charlie declared his intentions to have a cannibalism arc, which Cellbit supported, calling it the “most fun one”
They questioned his enthusiasm, which he denied
They moved on
Charlie went to Bad’s chat and complained about it only being for subscribers ruining his plan to say “you changed my life”
Philza was kicked
Foolish and Cellbit were kicked, Jaiden and Charlie Casualonesed as the last two online
Quackity messaged Cellbit that they would be rebalancing and tweaking
They realized that the Green Team passed them on the scoreboard
Cellbit promised to talk to the team
None of them wanted to switch around teams
Jaiden was kicked
Cellbit suggested they do a pick for the best members to bring to their team
Charlie suggested signing away Wilbur, to which Phil responded with glowing praise of him and Cellbit with Miku jokes
They suggested adding puzzles for fun
Foolish vowed to call in the capybaras
Charlie suggested he get a hacked client for code lore
Cellbit suggested a karaoke Quest
Charlie logged out
They talked about everything and agreed the only issue was balancing, they agreed to all build a village
Etoiles joined the call and complained in a happy voice, he vowed to have a chill day the next day and they promised a village
They said bye to Phil for the night and they jokingly complained about his leadership
Foolish told them Ohio State won football
Forever, Tina, Niki, and Bad joined the call, they old Bad how much they hated him to his confused anger
Charlie yelled that he knew
They continued yelling at Bad after saying goodbye to Forever
He acted happy, cheerful, and clueless, only angering them more
F: As your scrolling Twitter you may see some clips, just know we didn’t mean it
C: Actually Bad it’s probably better if you don’t check the updates accounts tonight.
F: Maybe some unfavorable thing, maybe some distasteful things were said…
J: There’s a little bit of language…You shouldn’t look for the language
C: Some things were said in the spur of the moment.
F: Spur of the moment.
C: We’re just- We’re looking out for you here, you probably don’t want to-
B: Yeah you are a good person.
J: I would say it all again, but it was spur of the moment.
F: I would say it all again!
E: Fun!
C: Yeah, and I meant it then, and I still do, but you know, I said it.
F: Fun!
E: Fun!
C: And I would say it again.
F: Yeah. Yeahh!
B: Yeah me too.
E: Fun!
C: Thank you all for a wonderful night, I’m gonna go.
E: It was so fun, can’t stop smiling.
B: We should do this more
He left the call
C: I was wrong, I was wrong to say “Yes Quackity, I’d like to join your SMP.”
Charlie started off the stream with a warning that this was not the winners POV and there was no hope
[+] Slimecicle
BadBoyHalo: SLIME IM COMING
Slimecicle: HIIIIIIII
BadBoyHalo: :D
Slimecicle: hi bad!!
[-] Slimecicle
He joined the discord call with Baghera, having lost all fake excitement
She encouraged him to join the game and told him about Cellbit not wanting to join
Charlie joined and looked at the scoreboard, finding that Red was so small that the bar was only a few pixels tall
Baghera claimed they would lose the day
They got to working on their tasks and chatting
He found a skeleton inside the house
Charlie suggested they start a religion
Baghera joked about Wilbur being on their team
They were somewhat relieved for there to be no pressure
They wanted to leave notes on their bodies
Baghera was genuinely excited, he wanted to harvest it for himself
Tubbo_ fell from a high place
Slimecicle: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tubbo_: Charlie :(
Etoiles: SLIME CAN I HEAR YOUR VOICE
Tubbo_: </3
Slimecicle: ETOILES I CAN ALWAYS HEAR YOU IN MY HEAD
Etoiles: I hear VOICE IN MY HEAD
Etoiles: THAT TALK TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND
Tubbo_ was shot by a skeleton
Slimecicle: I hear bad boy halo’s footsteps behind me
BagheraJones: LET IT GO TUBBO
Slimecicle: TUBBO JUST LET GO
Tubbo_: NEVER LET GO
They passed back and forth ideas about how to freak people out, they decided to make their island scary
Jaiden logged on
Jaiden was on board with the religion idea, she wanted to be the comic relief team
They speculated on what being eliminated would mean, they decided they couldn’t be killed in real life because they were the heart of the server and all at least honorary girls
Charlie went around eating pufferfish
He was killed by mobs and joined Jaiden at spawn
The red bar was almost completely gone!
Jaiden showed off her gas mask which she had purchased, Charlie suggested they wear them permanently
They didn’t care about location being on
They told Jaiden their two plans, one: a treaty zone, or two: scaring people with their base
Cellbit joined the call and they bragged about their percentage and insisted he needed to see
He told Cellbit about the gas mask plan
Charlie requested someone make him a covered in mud skin
Cellbit complained about there not being sheep, he had had a bad day
Charlie suggested they all go fishing
Jaiden and Charlie went mining
Cellbit suggested they move
They agreed that as long as they were together they weren’t losing
Tubbo raided, Charlie claimed it was a dark horse underdog stream.
Charlie joked about filling his inventory with red stone to look like blood
They wondered about the nether
They all agreed to the gas mask cult
Foolish joined
They were going to construct a base and an enchanting set up
Cellbit said that Forever had probably already checked the nether access because he was so obsessed with it
Mining
Jaiden got a diamond after her chat walking her around to find it
Baghera made an exp farm
Philza joined the discord call, but not the game. He provided commentary and leadership by watching the other’s streams.
They told Phil how the bar was absent
Phil was fully into the treaty area idea
They agreed that the cursed team didn’t matter unless they were it, and Jaiden wanted them to be so the others would feel bad
Phil sent a video about a AFK fishing farm to Cellbit to make
Foolish challenged Etoiles to a 1v1
Jaiden and Charlie had acquired lots of iron
The fishing farm was out of date
Charlie got diamonds
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
Phil suggested getting fire aspect and gave other PVP tips, he mentioned that he had gotten slowness while fighting Bad the previous day
Phil told Cellbit to go fishing in the ocean
Charlie decided he was ready to turn his location off
Charlie refused to go to the surface, Phil begged him
Foolish found a kangaroo and wanted to make it a battle kangaroo
Charlie claimed to go crazy for the mines, he began to do water bucket drops to impress Philza to Philza’s distress.
They all cheered for eating people.
Mining and PVP talk
Philza declared Charlie was a lost cause
Mob kills counted towards the score.
Phil told Charlie how to make raw iron blocks
Cellbit wanted to raid Green
Someone snitched so they didn’t
Charlie began tunneling up
Phil left for bed because it was two AM
Cellbit called Phil Dad as a joke
Kristin was with him, they said hi
They left
Charlie rubbed wasp pheromones on Cellbit, he was attacked by a wasp
Cellbit suggested Charlie take off his shirt
Foolish joined the call again
Charlie helped Baghera and Jaiden finish constructing a mob farm
Baghera fully knew that the wooden farm would be burned by the Burning Sun, she did not care
Foolish started construction on the treaty area
The server did a restart because people kept crashing
The mob farm was not working
Charlie had a naked and covered in dirt skin made
Jaiden called Cellbit over because he had wanted Charlie shirtless earlier
The gas mask cult danced around spawn making nonsense noises
They would take occasional air breaks as it was hard to breathe
The server introduced in game voice groups, there were some initial issues
Carre joined
The disaster roulette landed on Earthquake, introducing it
Carre joined the call
They talked about earthquakes, they had nausea from it
Charlie shoveled raw dough into his mouth
Carre: Bolas and dick
Everyone cheered
Charlie asked if it was stingray or jellyfish stings you were supposed to pee on
Cellbit: i feel like lorewise it would make sense for foolish to still have his banana #canon #lore # qsmp
Cellbit: @admins
Cellbit: also can i have my wedding ring admins
Jaiden and Charlie met up and exchanged fish
Charlie asked the others to harmonize so he could adjust their voice volumes
They joked about making a looney toons minecart get away track through the Global island
Charlie asked what everyone’s favorite block was
Baghera – Moss
Foolish – Gold or Drugs
Carre – Wheat
Foolish had looted Philza for paragliders
Cellbit asked if vein mining was a good investment, no one knew what it was so he didn’t get it
Charlie and Jaiden checked in on Foolish building, and made Bolas noises at each other
carrecraft11: help
carrecraft11: my team is crazy
Etoiles: help
Etoiles: i dont have a team
FoolishG: ESTOY LOCOOOOOO
Cellbit convinced everyone to go for Global Quests
Charlie called the team without Carre “balls without a shaft”
Foolish was in his Halloween skin
Charlie went to do his Personal Quests
Carre drowned, swore a full minute later
Charlie ate Foolish’s extra wet raw dough and got sick
Bad logged off, there was hope
Charlie was scared of real life caves
He turned in his quests
The made random nonsense noises
Foolish got diamonds
Charlie made toast
Cellbit had voted for phantoms in the mob vote
Jaiden died and without her mask went unrecognized by the team
Etoiles logged out meaning there was no more Green members online
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
The server did a small restart
Cellbit and Baghera complained about lack of visual novels in their languages
Charlie spotted a toger and called it a lion
Cellbit and Charlie discovered the location of Green’s base. After searching around Charlie made the discovery that the NPCs could be moved. He made it his mission to kidnap the Mission NPC via boat and take it far away to bury it in a hole.
Cellbit dug down and straight into Green’s secret base, raiding it
Foolish suggested they write a message signed the blue team to spark a fight.
Charlie suggested they write “Get Muffin’ed” to make it look like Bad’s doing
Baghera accidentally typed that they had raided in chat
[+] ElQuackity
ElQuackity noticed the lack of Missions NPC and asked about it in chat, Bolas immediately denied theirs being missing and attempted to trick ElQuackity through a variety of nonsense typed in chat
While burying the NPC Charlie died to a bug, the NPC had glitched out of the boat and as a result was back at Green base
ElQuackity had not turned his name off on the map
Charlie charged him naked and screaming
They were attacked by mobs
ElQuackity yelled that they had stolen his NPC, they argued and ElQuackity died
Charlie killed him again
Charlie dug a one by two hole and invited ElQuackity in before taking off the mask and speaking normally, he claimed the air was toxic
Charlie informed him that his location was on
He told him that he had gone through every stage of grief and reached The Mask
They attempted to negotiate a meeting with Red for bamboo
Charlie told him about being the last two pixels, Quackity admitted that he alone could ruin Green’s progress
Quackity offered to help them kill Pol and Tina for diamond armor
The server crashed
Baghera raided
When he logged back on Charlie left the hole, so he was outside of it and Quackity inside when he logged on
They did a prolonged negotiation, Quackity tunneled around
C: Do you have any idea what you’ve done to me? You’ve fucking ruined me!
Q: I haven’t done shit-
C: The last like fucking two days of my life have been fucking hell! I couldn’t sleep, I haven’t been able to fucking eat. Every time I hear footsteps I think it’s BadBoyHalo!
Q: Yeah It’s called Purgatory! It’s called Purgatory!
C: It’s not Purgatory! It’s Hell!
Q: It’s fucking called Purgatory!
C: It’s Hell you sick fuck! You have any idea what it’s like to bounce between hope and anguish- You don’t cause you don’t-
Q: If I give you a bad time on fucking HappyLand fucking SMP then yeah, I’d fucking understand it
C: OH! OH! I’M SORRY! HAPPYLAND? DO YOU REMEMBER MY MARRIAGE? I DON’T, HE DOESN’T! DO YOU REMEMBER MY CHILD, THAT DIED THREE TIMES? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
A Grave Knight began attacking ElQuackity
C: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FUCKING COURT CASE? DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN MY FUCKING WIFE KILLED HER AGAIN? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH? AND YOU HAVE HE FUCKING GALL TO SAY HAPPYLAND SMP!?
ElQuackity died to the Grave Knight
C: Oh you actually suck, oh.
ElQuackity asked to meet his team, Charlie attempted to talk behind his back in the group call, but ElQuackity read his translation bubbles.
The disaster roulette landed on Hunger, introducing the disaster
ElQuackity called himself the worst player on his team
ElQuackity went to Global
Charlie stole and hid the Green Mission NPC again
Charlie wanted them to talk things through with ElQuackity at Global for an attempt to make an all team truce for answers. Cellbit killed him when he arrived.
They turned in Global Quests and made it to the top of the scoreboard
Upon dying ElQuackity bragged in chat he would do all of his missions for points, only to find his NPC stolen
ElQuackity: YOU MOTHER FUCKER
ElQuackity: WHERES THE NPC
ElQuackity: DID YOU TAKE IT AGAIN
Slimecicle: disfruta la isla
ElQuackity: DONT CARE ILL FIND IT
ElQuackity: WITH MY TASKS READY TO CLAIM\
ElQuackity: ENJOY UR SPOT
They realized ElQuackity’s perspective on the situation.
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
Foolish ran out of time
They sent him the opening to the anime One Piece with names substituted, reference the way the NPC was buried like buried treasure
“Wealth. Fame. Power. The team who had everything in the world… Gay Ninjas. The great treasue Slimecicle left behind, their Missions NPC, has opened the curtain on a great era! It’s your if you can find it!”
He went searching for saplings
They talked about future disasters and the events
Quackity tried to make a very bad deal, they did not care
Charlie got enough saplings and started running for red spawn, he turned in his saplings and gave some to Carre
Charlie ran out of time.
They had won the day
Day 229ː November 6, 2023ː Purgatory Day 3 [off stream][placeholder]
Charlie logged on underground, excited for the day
The score board had no Red at all.
Jaiden requested he get a very important item from her body, a Goblin Trader she had stolen from Green
Foolish caught him up on the event, they would be given an egg which they had to protect using a base.
He had to get out of a cave before he could begin heading towards the coordinates of Jaiden’s body
They joked about Jaiden yelling “kill yourself” on the first day
Charlie hyped them up in the chat to the other teams
Etoiles wanted to 1v1
Charlie used the tranlations to learn Spanish words
Foolish had gotten a fast horse so they started talking about horses
Charlie talked about his experience with Horse Camp
The disaster roulette landed on Flood, Charlie panicked upon realizing that he was underground and would likely drown. He got out and met up with Jaiden on the surface
* He got to the surface and found horses, the flood began, but it would only affect caves
Charlie began headed for the coordinates alongside her. He talked about his old minecraft tendencies
He was briefly scared by footsteps, which he thought was BadBoyHalo
Foolish was running low on time
Jaiden recovered her things and told him about dying over thirty times to the gas
Jaiden got a horse head from an equestrian so Charlie talked more about Horse Camp
They told Charlie about getting ElQuackity on their side
Charlie challenged BadBoyHalo to a duel. He towered up next to where he had hidden the Green Mission NPC in order to get an honorable fight.
Bad shot and killed him
Bad begged him to come back to Red Spawn in order to Spawn kill him, as he was desperate for points, Charlie ignored him
Bad taunted him, telling him that he had won and he needed to come back.
Charlie and Bad did breakup role play surrounding their Spawn Camping relationship
Charlie attempted to get into Bad’s head by hyping up Red as a secret powerhouse
Bad continued trying to sweet talk Charlie into letting him Spawn Camp him to secure a blue win.
Charlie died due to a zombie, forcing him back to Red Spawn
Bad told him that a safety cube had been placed around Spawns. Charlie claimed he had no honor and was lying. Bad agreed he had no honor and said to hit respawn anyway.
He pressed the button upon hearing that there was a cat with Bad
Anna the cat was standing outside of the safety barrier, she came in and Bad claimed he would be leaving
Jaiden joined them via dying
Bad could still kill them with arrows.
Anna the cat, Jaiden, and Charlie began to gang up on Bad, hitting him
He killed them easily, using the opportunity to Spawn kill both of the Red members
Ana forced him to flee, hitting Bad with her frying pan
Charlie celebrated
Jaiden and Charlie testing the Spawn Barrier by beating each other to death. It didn’t work as intended, and they beat each other to death.
They agreed to litter the ground with corpses.
Jaiden sent him a screenshot of her deathpoint filled screen
Bad left the game
They beat each other to death to fill the box with bodies
They talked about their BadBoyHalo PTSD and muffins while beating each other
They experimented to figure out why they would get slowness on occasion
Charlie had asked the mods if they could add cannibalism
Jaiden wanted to run on all fours
They tried to maximize the bodies in their yard
They tried to figure out how to make their skins look more decriped
He didn’t know how to turn off sticky keys
Charlie noticed a hanging pig from a burned down tree, he wanted to do more, they wanted to decorate their spawn in horrible gruesome ways. He left to get redstone to decorate
Someone in chat tried to help him turn off sticky keys, now it instead made a new strange noise
He did an extended bit where he pretended to be a cashier talking someone through using their card to make a purchase with the new sound.
Etoiles arrived at Red spawn and killed Jaiden
Charlie discovered a portal to Global and got stranded on the other side of it.
He ran through the desert to the base
He talked about the Over The Hedge Gamecube game
Etoiles called him over to Red spawn because they were just hanging out
He got to the base and retrieved his items along with plenty of redstone
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
Charlie ate raw dough
Roier joined the hangout at Red spawn
Charlie fake cried at the thought of having friends again
He made food for everyone
He heard a millisecond of Jaiden at the bed but didn’t recognize it
He started headed for Red spawn
He complained about people in chat calling him an earth pony
Charlie arrived to the group with blood to decorate the area
Roier was silent because he was sick and was communicating like an egg
Jaiden was given a trophy for most deaths
They held sparring matches
Etoiles gave PVP advice when Charlie asked for it. At his advice Charlie changed his keybinds to have a sprint key.
Cellbit arrived making Bolas noises
Charlie put on his mask so they could Bolas at each other
Roier and Cellbit greeted each other
Jaiden had over 83 deaths
They decorated the area with blood
BadBoyHalo joined the game. Charlie had a minor nervous break because of this. Jaiden helped him out of it
They continued decorating
Cellbit gave Charlie tips
Bagi arrived. They Bolased at her because she was wearing a mask
Charlie and Cellbit sparred, Charlie won a round and celebrated getting better at PVP
The disaster roulette landed on Toxic Fog, Cellbit was caught without his mask and Jaiden held it hostage after grabbing it from his body
He was returned the mask and they told her that it had been “not Bolas behavior”
Charlie twerked for food
He led them through the gas to spawn
Etoiles was immune to gas, they agreed that swallowing an air filter would make you breath better
Tina arrived and was intimidated by their wooden axes, Jaiden beat Charlie to death
Cellbit asked if he could eat the leg off Charlie’s body. He agreed
Cellbit ate his leg and told him it tasted awful.
Tina apologized for Bad
She asked how everyone had been, Bolas made feral noises at her in response
Jaiden sent Tina her screenshot
Roier played audio from his soundboard
Charlie died from all damage off his trampoline
They continued sparring, Jaiden joined in
They made Bolas noises as they trained, Cellbit commentated
Charlie watched Jaiden kill and then dance on Cellbit and commented they were scary
They shared Bolas sound making techniques
Cellbit and Jaiden fought
Charlie suggested they start howling
Cellbit compared them to characters from Star Wars
Tina was happy to see everyone was sane and shared her tea
Cellbit was losing his voice, Bolas howled
Bagi ran out of time
Tina was fascinated by watching Bolas’ de-evolution and was Bolased on in response
Tina joined them in Bolas noises. They Bolased the FNAF song
The disaster roulette landed on Quicksand
Cellbit explained how to deal with it
Charlie and Cellbit talked about looking scary
They all jumped into Anna’s motorboat
Tina begged Anna to take her home before she got in trouble
Jaiden and Charlie sunk into the ground and died
The disaster begun, meaning that death was a glitch
Charlie tried digging out their things, Jaiden had lost her trophy
They didn’t have any death markers for it
Jaiden has reached negative one minute on her time
They were confused but decided to head back to their base.
Bad and Tubbo logged on last minute and turned in all of the Global tasks, flipping the board in their favor.
They agreed that the last ten minutes of the day would be a war at Global
Anna was staring into space so they commented on her doing admin tasks, they told her to become Bolas
Anna began to Casualones
Jaiden ran out of time
They decided to help Green in the remaining eight minutes of the server being open
Charlie led Cellbit to the portal
They refused to let Blue win the day
They sung the Among Us song acapella as they walked
Etoiles ran out of time, leaving Roier as the only remaining Green member online
There were four minutes left
Charlie raided some things from Bagi’s corpse
Tubbo ran and they chased after in a 3v1
Charlie stole his gas mask and they raided the rest of his body
They were inside the building when the server closed for the day on a Blue win.
Baghera was running low on time and wanted to see him, but he was at Global with Tubbo’s things and low on health with no food.
Baghera described a little white creature to him that she found really cute and friendly
Tina raided
Cellbit said he had to kill Mariana for a mission. Upon hearing this Charlie asked to come along after he saw what Baghera wanted to show him
Charlie met Iris B. Mole, the little creature Baghera mentioned. It scared him at first until he realized it was friendly. It followed him on his journey to get his things.
Baghera raided
Iris gifted Charlie supplies from “The Gods (Admins)” for the things he lost to a glitch the previous day.
Charlie imprinted on Iris
Charlie and Mariana texted divorce roleplay while Cellbit talked strategy for the Event
You whisper to ElMarianaː we need to talk
ElMariana whispers to youː about what?
You whisper to ElMarianaː everything
ElMariana whisper to youː talk about you being a cheater in las vegas?
You whisper to ElMarianaː WHAT
You whisper to ElMarianaː coords slut
You whisper to ElMarianaː you have been absent
You whisper to ElMarianaː and it is time to pay child support
ElMariana whispers to youː talk with my lawyers
ElMariana whispers to youː good night mr slime
You whisper to ElMarianaː YOU'RE NOT OUT OF THE WOODS YET
You whisper to ElMarianaː I want the house
ElMariana whispers to youː good luck
ElMariana whispers to youː Hi foolish, how are you
ElMariana whispers to youː sorry bad chat
You whisper to ElMarianaː hey cellbit are you still good for later
You whisper to ElMarianaː my b
You whisper to ElMarianaː hey there's some stuff I should probably tell you a lot has happened since you were gone
You whisper to ElMarianaː there's someone
ElMariana whispers to youː when you want to talk?
You whisper to ElMarianaː im comin over
ElMariana whispers to youː 1920 839 63
You whisper to ElMarianaː or meet at global?
ElMariana whispers to youː global its ok
You whisper to ElMarianaː those coords remind me of the date we met... they're too painful
Slimecicleː global is good
Charlie was killed by an invisible mob at Global while waiting for Mariana
He ran back to Global for his meetup with Mariana, leaving the group.
Mariana gave him a gift, a full diamond set of armor.
Charlie insisted he was doing great for himself, then ate rotten flesh and made wet noises to emphasis how not great he was doing
Mariana called him a cheater for Vegas but Charlie insisted he could have come with them
Charlie looked him up and down zooming in
Mariana said Charlie had STDs when he bragged about moving on
Charlie asked about his appearance, as he was wearing a different skin
Mariana said he was now “a God”
Charlie: Listen, just because your STDs are still in the single digits doesn’t mean you're a God.
They talked about JuanaFlippa, Charlie insisted it was her despite the differences.
Mariana joked they had fired the admin and that was why she was different, Charlie joked they all knew the admins weren't getting paid
Mariana asked about Cellbit, Charlie said they were "in the unofficial stages"
Mariana claimed he loved to be alone
They had a conversation about their place in Purgatory
Charlie admitted to being sent to kill him and Mariana claimed he could try but had never seen him at full power
Mariana: Listen, Slime. I’m happy to see you happy, you know what that means?
Charlie: That’s fucked up man, that’s whatever, yeah whatever, I’m- I- I’m happy, and I’m happy that you’re like, Jesus now or some shit.
Mariana (laughing): Thank you.
C: Mexican Jesus.
A pause.
M: And I’m happy to see you… like that. Like...
Charlie (laughing): Finally in my true state!
M: Like a Diglett or something like the Pokemon.
C: What we’ve been doing is- Here’s what I’ve been doing to people. And I’m not- I’m not doing it to you cause you’re- you know, we have a history. Pretend, pretend you’re someone else. Pretend you’re on… Pretend you’re BadBoyHalo. Ok? I’ll show you what I’ve been doing.
Charlie goes around the corner, pulling out his sword. He runs back in making muffled screaming noises.
M: Hey, Slime. How are you man?
C: Hey man.
C: That was it. That was- Sorry, you started talking to me again and I saw it- I saw you again, I saw you again.
C: I’ve been running at people with this little gas mask on, it’s been rough , it’s been rough since you’ve been gone. Okay? It’s been rough. And we’ve got like, we’ve got like a full more week of this shit.
Mariana asked him about his Spanish and helped him say the number of days his streak was, he had been going since the beginning of the server, as he put it "since I met you."
Mariana told him they could start again
You whisper to Cellbit: its over
Cellbit whispers to you: wut do u mean
M: Let’s do it in the fountain.
C: Let’s do it, let’s fucking do it! Like old times man, me with a gas mask, covered in three days of muck and you with your, your divine body-
(A snake makes a rattling noise nearby.)
C: What the fuck is that sound? What is that sound?
M: It’s the sound for fuck! Fuck me-
C: That’s my fucking dick rattler, dude. That’s my fucking dick rattler! Let’s do it in the pool! Let’s do it in the Global missions pool!
(Via a creative use of emotes, they do in fact, ‘do it in the Global Missions pool’)
Charlie urged him to log on
Mː Our daughter will not die again.
Cː Oh our daughter.
Mː So don't worry.
Cː Listen, connect a few more times, connect one more time this week and she'll be our daughter man, but it's been tough.
A translator mishap results in Mariana being translated as saying “Breed”
Charlie suggested they make a new kid.
They went back to the pool
They talked about meeting up in real life
Cː I'd be honored to end up in a ditch in Vegas with you ElMariana, at the side of the road.
Mː Estaria padre casarnos en Las Vegas [It would be great to get married in Las Vegas.]
Cː Si si, con Elvis. Con Elvis. Necesitamos Elvis o no es real.
Mː Elvis? What means?
Cː Elvis Presley.
Mː Oh, amazing.
Charlie asked why he couldn't come and Mariana explained he felt awkward since he hadn't been around.
Charlie explained his own experience with how everyone was and invited him to the next meeting, offering to act as a social anchor for him.
Cellbit whispers to you: why isnt mariana dead yet
You whisper to Cellbit: i cant do it
You whisper to Cellbit: im sorry
Charlie asked why he had to be on Bad's team and Mariana said it was the worst team but they had Tina.
Charlie told him that Blue had dubious morals but a great team, while Red had the heart but "a shit team"
Charlie attempted to form a don't kill each other truce but instead they agreed to especially kill each other
They high fived then went back to the pool again
You whisper to Cellbitː one sec im popping off
Mariana refused to continue being called "bitch wife"
They said goodnight to each other then walked in the same direction for an extended period.
Charlie followed him to try and read his bubbles and played it off
Charlie learned of the existence of the fast travel portals
They rejoined the voice call and he gave Cellbit the recap
Charlie insisted that they were like Romeo and Juliet and they had made it work
Mariana raided Charlie's stream, instructing his chat to call Charlie "Papa".
Charlie was killed by a witch
The spawn box did not protect from mobs
The disaster roulette landed on Reverse Controls
An admin gave him a boat so he wasn't forced to swim across the ocean
He was killed by a ram on Blue Island and had to restart the trek
After Tubbo had a mini freak out in chat Charlie learned who Fred was from Cellbit
Cellbit ran out of time
Charlie realized this was the first time on Purgatory solo
He questioned chat calling him Papa and joked that they had spawned from all of his "sex with Mariana bits"
The server informed Charlie that Cellbit was trying to talk to him via discord.
Charlie recovered his things
Cellbit explained the base
Cellbit left
Charlie sprinted to the egg base
The roulette landed on Toxic Fog
Charlie placed a single lava bucket and celebrated, he went back and forth adding lava
The fog cleared
Etoilesː ggs slime
Etoilesː nice cock tbh
Slimecicleː que
The server closed
Charlie lost his mind laughing
Day 232ː November 9, 2023ː Purgatory Day 6 [offstream][unfinished]
CHARLIE OFF STREAM APPEARANCE
They realized they were radioactive and could hurt each other via radioactivity
…
Baghera noticed that the normal QSMP server was open with two members online. Charlie logged off with a yell of “It’s my daughter-”
…
Charlie was killed repeatedly by mobs due to a glitched spawn
…
Jaiden was scared by Cellbit appearing behind her and let out a loud scream
…
Baghera logged out to get a banana
An admin solved Charlie’s issue and removed the deaths from the scoreboard
The team realized that Baghera leaving for a banana would count as leaving mid-disaster and lose them a point.
Phil suggested mentioning it casually.
Baghera joined.
Charlie very unsubtley brought it up
…
Charlie jokingly suggested he pretend to be Wilbur, showing off his British accent by saying random Wilbur-related words
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Phil spotted Pac and began chasing him down, a roll was made for Toxic Fog that had Bolas barking and cheering
Phil lost Pac due to the noise
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Green was issued a penalty for earlier combat logging. Bolas joked that a viewer had snitched on someone
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Etoiles: 1V1 baghera?
Cellbit: no shes grounded
Cellbit: phil grounded her
Cellbit: cant leave home
Cellbit: banana grounded
Etoiles: cellbit wanna 1V1?
Cellbit: no im grounded
Slimecicle: etoiles wanna 1V1?
Etoiles: yes
Etoiles: stick fight?
Slimecicle: sorry im grounded :(
…
Charlie shared his love for “Gas Station Eggs” to the group
Baghera: If I had a baby,
Charlie: I’m already getting really nervous…
Baghera: So, I have some breast milk, and I do cheese with it,
Charlie (coughing): Stop-! Wait, what?
B: Would you try it?
Cellbit: Yeah, no I would- This is already going way too far
B: Why!?
Ch: I actually think my brain filtered out what you just said.
B: I don’t know why it’s too far?
Ch: Like I actually, I heard “breast milk” and I like choked.
B: Why? Why is it too far?
(Philza laughs)
Ce: But she has a point though.
B: It’s milk!
…
Ch: From the top, from the top! Baghera, look me in the fucking eyes, look me in the eyes right now. I’m gonna take off the mask, look me in the eyes? Tell me the question.
(Baghera stares at him)
Ce: Go for it.
Ch: Ask it, ask away!
B: If I do some cheese with my breast milk, would you like to taste it?
Jaiden: What is the difference between an egg and breast milk?
P: It doesn’t get any less cursed.
Ch: Baghera. I have a question for you.
B: Okay.
Ch: What do you want to hear?
B: Well, I’m just curious because like-
Ch: I- I don’t think, I don’t think- There’s no one… I oh god.
B: For me it’s not weird. Like, to, to, to-
Ch: It’s not!? Okay, if I- Alright. I start lactating.
Ce: OH MY GOD-!
B: Yeah, if you lactate I’ll taste your cheese if you want me to.
Ch: WHAT. You woul- Okay, no. Day to learn your boundaries.
J: Look! I’m all for new experiences, if someone was saying “Here take a sip of breast milk.” I would go, “Hell yes.”
B: Jaiden, I would try your milk.
Ch: WHAT! Like, okay-
J: I would try your milk!
B: Thank you Jaiden!
J: If I was like- I don’t drink milk, I don’t really consume dairy that much, but if this is, this- Breast milk is actually vegan milk, and I’m like you know what, I would try it again
B: Thank you, Jaiden.
Ch: Phil-
J: Without breast milk, you’d all be dead!
…
B: You can lactate you know, it’s possible for men to lactate.
Ch: Like right now? Okay, hang on.
(Charlie makes strained noises)
Foolish: Start pumping-
Ce: Wait, did you seriously say start pumping?
(Foolish laughs)
…
B: Today was so cool!
F: I’m scared!
Ch: Guys! I’m gonna miss you tomorrow! I’ll drink all your breast milk!
F: More breast milk, more breast milk for everyone!
Day 233ː November 10, 2023ː Purgatory Day 7 [offstream][unfinished]
Charlie logged on offline
Everyone cheered
Together they killed Etoiles, Baghera Casualones’d on the body
Etoiles: easier to find a new body for me without diabetes to find the red egg
Charlie remarked on being allied with BadBoyHalo
Phil killed Green egg, fully destroying it
All of Bolas went back to base to defending
A roll was made for Inventory Shuffle
Green was seen tunneling underneath so Red began tunneling
Foolish was taken aback by Rivers use of vein miner, which Bolas had not known of
Charlie almost dumped lava on Foolish’s head* A roll was made for Freezing Snow
Foolish put a campfire in front of the sand castle
…
ElQuackity and Rivers approached from the side and were spotted by Philza who alerted the others
Charlie was happy to make his first ever arrow shot on someone's
Foolish learned about Open Groups, so people in call could communicate with those outside it
Cellbit celebrated killing Etoiles
Etoiles and Cellbit 1v1ed, Cellbit called him silly
Etoiles did a 5v1
Baghera chased down ElQuackity with her chainsaw
There were twenty minutes left to defend
ElQuackity asked them politely where their egg was and was killed by the entire team
Charlie threw bombs at Fit in a losing 2v1 with Foolish
Fit used bombs to jump
…
Etoiles shouted “Hello its me!” and gave his life story
A roll was made for Hunger
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Baghera claimed chainsaws as her entire personality
Phil lassoed Fit, keeping him chained and running away, Fit lassoed Niki
Roier was inside the sand castle, Cellbit killed himself with a bomb meant for Roier
Cellbit: He’s so good, he’s got like mus-kels, his abs are good too.
Charlie: Focus up Cellbit!
Cellbit: I’m sorry, sorry
Charlie: I know the lava and the light he’s glistening
Cellbit: He’s sweating in the lava! It’s kinda hard, you know?
Three minutes left
Forever was heard as a disembodied voice complaining about how large the base was, Cellbit congratulated Foolish on it
They agreed the strategy had really been the big base and then made a variety of Bolas noises* Tina began to attack Cellbit chasing him down as he laughed about “ruining her date”
The event ended in Bolas!?!? victory
Cellbit revealed the location of the egg to everyone
Charlie logged on in the middle of the mesa. Already in the chat were Baghera, Cellbit, Philza, and AgenteMaxo, their new team member
Charlie’s audio had an echo which he configured out of while everyone sung
He had a minor panic at the mention of Bad
Cellbit walked Max through looking at tasks
Foolish raided
The disaster roulette landed on Radioactive Storm
Charlie died and respawned at Global
Directly in front of the portal back from Global was Cellbit’s body.
Charlie wandered around not able to leave the area
When he went through the portal the corpse instantly turned into a skeleton
Max was sent out of the base for spreading radiation all over their crops
Baghera mentioned having a bad memory which reminded Charlie of a certain joke
The radiation ended so Charlie began his trek back
He asked here they lived and was given the new coordinates to the base. (3376, 4091)
Tubbo already knew it’s location
Charlie died and respawned on a red platform near Red spawn, he was attacked by mobs
He fought a zombie while blasting Pigstep on a jukebox, his deaths were losing them points
Baghera rescued him while killing him with her radiation
Charlie ate radiated chicken
Philza and Tubbo argued in chat about the cursed team
They arrived at the new base
Charlie hurt himself by walking close to Baghera repeatedly
She crashed
Cellbit and Phil went upstairs to get Charlie, Cellbit demanded to know what was wrong with his face. He was missing his mask.
He got his mask on and got up to get his real life mask
He played with a real gas mask on
He went downstairs and Cellbit told him to stop dying
Maxo needed food in his SCP Maxo chamber, a pit he had put himself in to contain the radiation
Charlie jumped in with him
He had to be rescued
Maxo didn’t want to take the medicine, he wanted to stay irradiated and live in his chamber
Charlie and Maxo argued about the medicine, Charlie claimed he was immune to radiation and could jump over a nuke
Maxo claimed he only needed water, an axe, and a pickaxe.
Charlie gave him a burger
He asked Charlie for a shovel and a pickaxe
Charlie got him his things
Maxo was equipped to stay in his chamber
Baghera was back and drank her medicine to cure the radiation
Charlie made a jukebox to play his Pigstep
He placed the jukebox next to the other jukebox
He Casualonesed for Philza and flirted
He continued flirting for a prolonged amount of time
He put on butterfly wings and started dancing for Phil
They got Charlie to go do his daily quests
Phil went to get Charlie a whale
Cellbit said they had to win that day
Phil cut rose hips at inhuman speed
The disaster roulette landed on Toxic Fog
They made Bolas noises
Baghera was jealous about him having a real gas mask
They wanted the gas to be on Quesadilla Island too
Charlie wanted a whale for Christmas
Tubbo raided, Charlie made Bolas noises
Baghera was jealous about not getting a whale
Baghera and Charlie bickered over being Phil’s favorite
Charlie recovered his body
Baghera joked about giving their flags to Bad, Phil told her not to say that around Charlie because of how he felt about BadBoy
Baghera was sad about being told off
Maxo unmuted but he was no longer radioactive but he was not better, he claimed he was like SCP173, Charlie asked if it was a highly specific one and guessed correctly
Cellbit intimidated Maxo into putting on the mask
His mask had a radio in it
Maxo wanted a new pickaxe, if he went to get it he might kill someone
Phil got Charlie his whale, Baghera wanted one too
Maxo wanted his new pickaxe
Baghera spoke Spanish to Maxo and he spoke French to her
Phil and Cellbit begged Charlie to turn in his whale
He wanted a pet whale
Charlie was being difficult
He turned it in but he wanted another whale
Charlie flirted with Cellbit
CB: I’m married, I’m happily married.
C: For now.
He compared Cellbit’s marriage to a cage and told him he was heard
He called his marriage failing while he danced
Cellbit reminded him that he did not have feelings for him and their kiss was a one time thing
Charlie continued flirting until Cellbit left
He went about doing things
Charlie used all of their diamonds to repair his armor
They needed people to mine for them
They needed 23,000 sand for a Global task
Bad logged on which made Charlie anxious
Charlie grabbed his jukebox and admitted to having turned all of their bamboo into bamboo thatch
Phil commented on how bad of a time Maxo was having
Charlie wanted another whale from Phil
Phil insisted he go elsewhere to mine
Charlie commented that they had changed
Phil explained that entities had despawned
The plan was to win that day and the next to tie the scores
Phil got Charlie his whale
Charlie went mining
Phil complained about Foolish being absent because of a hot tub stream with Quackity
The disaster roulette landed on Inverted Gravity
It didn’t affect Charlie too much mining, but the items weren’t affected by the switch
Horses were unaffected by the disaster
Charlie commented on horses being sticky and questioned if they actually made glue
Charlie insisted everything was made of horses
Phil and Cellbit tried to kill Pierre
They talked about Purgatory wearing on them
Phil noticed Pierre was wearing enchanted pants and complained about it
Charlie asked about the enchantment agreement, Baghera complained about Phil banning chainsaws
Cellbit informed them that Pierre was in full enchanted armor
They were not happy about it
Phil asked about it in chat and started a minor argument with Cellbit as backup
Charlie made little jokes along with them
They felt bad for Tubbo leading them and being the only one willing to have honor
Phil found their event chest had enchanted armor in it, he took it
Charlie suggested they keep it in case the other team used it for the event
Phil stole their flags, Charlie suggested a Looney Toons trap
Cellbit killed Bad
They continued bickering
Pierre claimed they were cheating and logged out
Charlie insisted they have fun and lightened the mood
He told them how much he’d missed the team
Pierre logged back in and refused to follow the agreement
Pierre quit fully
Cellbit found a Goblin Trader
Phil unenchanted all of their items
Charlie wanted Phil to get him another whale for each quest he did
They were going to have a civil conversation with Bad
Charlie tunneled up but his pickaxe broke
He began tunneling up with a bone
The disaster roulette landed on Radioactive Storm
He put down the jukebox to listen to as he tunneled up
He was made radioactive as he got closer to the surface
He got to the surface but but couldn’t leave so he took the opportunity to AFK while blasting Pigstep and twerking one block under the surface
Someone named Caramel appeared at the base with Baghera, she talked to them and Charlie responded like she was talking to him
Charlie killed animals with his radioactivity
Charlie learned how to play music that didn’t appear in the VOD
Cellbit and Phil went to go talk to Bad
Phil learned he was radioactive
He didn’t want to drink his medicine
He drank it in exchange for a whale
Charlie danced to Pigstep in the base while waiting for his copper to smelt for quests
Caramel made him and Baghera rainbow
His dance was a t-pose shimmy
Baghera and Charlie talked about doing karaoke again
Caramel placed pumpkins with goofy faces around
He messed with Baghera’s copper sorting systems
They made random noises at each other, trying to replicate each other’s noises
Cellbit saved them from each other
Baghera gave a fact about rabbit penises and duck tongues having bones in them
They farmed
Caramel played them music which Charlie danced to
Charlie did a gas mask cover of Revenge
The disaster roulette landed on Inverse Gravity
Baghera went back to making noises
Baghera wanted to be a fork, Charlie decided he was a spork
Charlie tried to get Cellbit’s Squock
Maxo’s chamber was turned into a rabbit breeding area
Cellbit told them to empty their inventories so he could vein mine and they could pick up the sand for the Global Quest
Charlie used a vacuum soundboard to make sound while he collected sand with Cellbit
Phil wanted to have a talk with the team but had to talk over the vacuum
Phil relayed the conversation he had had with Fit about the flags, they would return all but one
Charlie turned in what he had and vacuumed more
Blue’s exp farm was okay
Charlie made funny noises with his vacuum soundboard
Phil helped them in collecting sound
The vacuum had something caught in it
They laughed about the vacuum sounds
They approached Fit at Global, he went back and forth turning in sand while Fit, Baghera, and Phil talked, he turned on the vacuum as he walked past them to make noise
Cellbit didn’t have a vein miner shovel so he went to see Phil for it
He walked in on them discussing the train tickets
They were suspicious about ElQuackity randomly appearing, Charlie brought up Mariana not having come on the train.
P: Did he just show up to fuck and then that’s it?
B: Yeah.
P: Feel like he just showed up to fuck.
F: Wow, yeah yeah.
C: Listen dude it’s complicated.
F: Your cell phone is crazy.
Charlie started up the vacuum sounds.
C: I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you.
He turned it off
F: You can text your fuck buddies through dimensions? I want your phone dude, that’s insane!
P: Mariana’s booty call crosses dimensions!
F: Yeah
C: I actually I- A whole fucking Spider-Verse ass booty call.
F: That’s insane.
Baghera brought them back on topic
They believed that ElQuackity would make the cursed team lose
Cellbit unmuted and Charlie filled him in
Cellbit said that they needed to at some point kill Fit to get the scores flipped, that the Global tasks would not be enough
Charlie was unsure.
Fit looked over and commented on how menacing he looked so Charlie started saying nonsense to clear the bubbles, Fit joined in saying nonsense
They joined the conversation
They filled Cellbit in on ElQuackity
The disaster roulette landed on Radioactive Storm, they were fine being in Global spawn
They tried to figure out what was going on with ElQuackity
Baghera suspected he had been corrupted to the Watcher’s side
Fit and Charlie exchanged peace offerings
Fit left Global with the help of his umbrella, they all laughed at how silly his umbrella looked
Charlie did an umbrella clutch off of a pillar
They went back to vacuuming the desert
Charlie ate sand
They turned in the quest.
They thought about the event and talked about the Purgatory server ending
Baghera suggested they come up with group goals like getting 30,000 sand on the main island to do as a group
She suggested they start a real cult on the main island
Bad arrived at Global to talk to a little creature
Baghera and Charlie really wanted to kill Bad, Phil didn’t want to because he felt guilty about killing his friends
Phil wanted to prep things for the event
Charlie was horrified at his chat hungering for sand
The disaster roulette landed on Earthquake
Roier joined
Baghera died because of being AFK
Charlie got Roier tea for the nausea
ElQuackity joined exclusively to use the translator for his hot tub stream
Bertie the cyclops put up meme pictures which made Charlie love them
They locked Charlie in a room with a cage trap and a meme photo
They talked strategy and did tasks
Charlie went whale hunting
He got three whales
Charlie gave Roier a meme photo from Bertie of a little rat in a suit
Bertie hung up more rat memes around
Red got to the top of the board
Tubbo joined to try and reclaim the board
The disaster roulette landed on Unlucky Minerals
Phil, Cellbit, and Charlie found ElQuackity buried in a hole
Charlie tortured him with his vacuum soundboard
Quackity yelled for them to not kill him because he wasn’t even playing
Foolish was with him
A creeper blew them up
Everyone laughed
Everyone sang No Mames songs
Charlie released a fly in the base
Bertie showed Roier more photos of rats
Phil and Charlie went after Tubbo at Global
Tubbo tried to convince them that Blue was the cursed team while running from them
Roier killed Bad so Phil and Charlie gave up and retreated
Phil lost his horse to a glitch
Tubbo used veinmining as a combat tool
Tubbo chased down Charlie and killed him, flipping the board back to Blue
The board flipped back to Red because of tasks
Phil was running out of time so Roier planned to stream to him on the Discord, he wasn’t live so it was okay.
The disaster roulette landed on Inventory Shuffle
Phil couldn’t leave or his time would be docked
Charlie walked back to his corpse
Tubbo had taken his shield but was fine
Cellbit and Phil logged out
They all went to talk on Discord
Charlie’s mic was echoing again
Bertie followed Charlie around
They debated about the cursed team, Cellbit was entirely convinced there was not one
Tubbo was in their base and killed Baghera, which flipped the board again
They decided that they would not win the day
Roier and Charlie decided to go for an attempt at killing Tubbo in the base to flip the board again. He was not there
They looked around at photos of a young Justin Bieber in the base
They were old to all do the sand task to try and flip the board
Bertie spelled out “SLIME” in green wool in front of the base before burning it down and playing far
Etoiles joined the call for morale
Roier and Charlie vacuumed sand
Tubbo was at Global so he couldn’t turn in sand
Etoiles joined with the goal to kill Tubbo but was killed by him because Etoiles realized he couldn’t use his squock
Charlie covered Baghera while Tubbo wandered around Spawn
Etoiles killed Tubbo, the board didn’t flip
The disaster roulette landed on Mini-You, Charlie’s first time experiencing the disaster
Charlie hadn’t shrunk yet but still made his voice high pitched
Roier shrunk and Charlie called him “Roierito”
They continued vacuuming
Charlie pretended to be small
Charlie claimed the sand task and flipped the board
They were at 50/50 so Etoiles had to do his personal tasks and they would win
They had three minutes left
Their only option was to hold their ground and wait on Etoiles
Etoiles ran up for a hand off with Roier at the last moment that won them the day right as the server closed
Tubbo jumped into the call
Charlie had gotten Tubbo to one and a half hearts before dying
The scores were now 5-4 in Red’s favor
Everyone congratulated each other
They told Tubbo about ElQuackity’s hot tub stream
Tubbo insisted that Blue was the cursed team and he gave his reasoning
The egg video (which Charlie had not seen) showed the eggs disappearing when Tubbo spun the wheel. The teams matched up to each person who had spun the wheel, (Tubbo, Bagi, Carre).
Cellbit interrupted, the dates had been updated and the next day would be the last competition day of Purgatory.
Tubbo couldn’t be there.
They all recapped and discussed
Charlie denied telling Tubbo to spin the wheel
Tubbo speculated that the eggs had already played the game and were giving them hints
Phil relayed Cellbit’s theory about the cursed team not being real
Charlie proposed that the Watcher would make whoever lost the cursed team and that it did not matter because they could not know
Cellbit thought that the tickets didn’t matter and that it was the artists running out of time
Charlie suggested that if they were to tie it had to be a tense thing
They continued debating before saying goodnight
They all really wanted Tubbo to be there for the event
At the end of the hall was a blank white room, Charlie called it a saw trap.
ElQuackity’s nametag was on the other side of the wall. Pierre and others peeked through the wall using glitches and spotted a roulette wheel like from the maze.
They ran back down the hall looking for other ways through
Tina, Maxo, and Charlie went to find big lore and found the entrance
Charlie described his relationship with Bad as “complicated and nuanced” Tina agreed she couldn’t understand it because only boys could
Phil led them back to the room, which had opened up to reveal the wheel. They were behind on the big lore
Bagi suggested Philza be the one to spin the wheel and they all chanted for him to do it
Behind a barrier at the end of the room stood a Federation worker facing away from them.
A cinematic played before he could.
“HOW IMPRESSIVE THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN THIS FAR. LEADER OF THE WINNING TEAM, LISTEN CLOSELY.
YOU MAY SPIN THE WHEEL ONCE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
ONE EGG.”
The worker turned around, it had one large eye over its entire face.
Philza didn’t want to spin the wheel
Bagi pointed out that there were eight numbers and seven eggs.
Charlie pointed out the logistics and reminded them that Tubbo had rolled a 5.
He stood behind the wheel and joked about rigging it.
Philza spun the wheel, Charlie jokingly right clicked it, not expecting anything to happen, but it stopped the wheel. No one noticed.
It had stopped on a seven
Charlie admitted to stopping the wheel and told Phil to spin it again. Phil refused, waiting for a cutscene.
Charlie admitted to stopping the wheel and told Phil to spin it again. Phil refused, waiting for a cutscene.
Bad shouted misclick
The wall behind the eye worker began to go down. It was briefly stuck they heckled him.
Tina spun the wheel
Foolish got in a boat and started drying
Charlie spun the wheel over and over to rig the result
The wall to the left lowered suddenly revealing Pomme and Richarlyson, dirty and trapped.
Their parents shouted for them, Charlie pressed himself up to the glass in front of Lullah and played the sound clips he had from Wilbur.
He shouted apologies and played his sound bites and told her that Wilbur missed her
She didn’t notice him, focusing instead on Tubbo
The eye gave them another message
“CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING PURGATORY.
IT WAS LOVELY HAVING YOU HERE.
IN FACT, IT WAS SO LOVELY THAT YOU SHOULD STAY HERE.
I REMEMBER CATCHING SOME SENTIMENTS FROM SOME OF YOU THAT YOU’D LIKE TO STAY HERE-
HOW ABOUT WE MAKE THAT HAPPEN?
AN ETERNITY IN PURGATORY.
AN ETERNITY AS MY PLAYTHING.
THAT’S YOUR FATE, FOREVER HERE.”
Everyone shouted and complained, Charlie insisted to Phil that he couldn’t continue streaming like this
Charlie looked around at the wheel
Maxo shouted for attention but everyone was too scattered so he just said what he wanted to
M: Guys I’m gonna explode an atomic bomb.
That got their attention, Charlie shouted in alarm at seeing the switch, which drew everyone’s attention. If they weren’t released, Maxo would blow up the island.
The worker broke open a wall, revealing the four block tall Watcher
They prepared to fight
Behind it, another figure appeared, ElQuackity, now covered in red and featuring a large eye on his chest
Charlie had expected it and shouted as much
The Watcher thanked ElQuackity for his work and offered him a place at his side. ElQuackity agreed before leaving.
The eye spoke to them via cinematic
“TO PROPERLY CONCLUDE OUR DELIGHTFUL TIME TOGETHER, YOU FRIEND HAS GIVEN ME A BRILLIANT IDEA.
LET’S END YOUR STAY HERE WITH A BANG-
OR PERHAPS SEVERAL, ALL OVER THE ISLAND.
LET’S SEE IF YOU MANAGE TO HURRY BACK TO YOUR FABRICATED PARADISE.
FIND THE BOAT AND LEAVE.
EXCEPT FOR ONE OF YOU, ELQUACKITY.
YOU WILL STAY HERE.
WONDERFUL, ISN’T IT?
Tubbo shouted for them all to run
Charlie charged out while almost everyone else lingered
C: It is what it is boys! Fuck this! I’m coming Flippa!
The disaster roulette landed on Earthquake
He ran through the halls dodging debris and getting lost
He found the elevator and left the building
The coordinates for the boat were found in the MDA, “3573, 3743”
He ran in the direction of the boat and met up to run with Roier, giving him directions
He passed him and kept running
C: Flippa I’m coming home.
There was a time limit, Charlie ignored everything and ran
He complained about Maxo’s nuke
QSMP: YOU HAVE 4 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. THANK YOU MAXIMUS FOR THE DETONATING OF YOUR ILLEGAL BOMB, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD THREATEN ME BUT NOW YOU’RE ALL IN DANGER. GOOD LUCK.
Charlie realized that the boat was near The Hole
Three minutes left
He navigated the mountains with only a water bucket
He spotted the boat
The disaster roulette landed on Meteor
He swam to the boat, he heard Tubbo and Philza flying overhead
He swam to the boat, he heard Tubbo and Philza flying overhead, Tubbo shouted to run because they were in the blast range
Charlie worried but climbed on the boat anyway
He spotted them diving off the front of the boat
The disaster roulette landed on Meteor
Charlie frantically messed with the boat’s controls, using the intercom and all around panicking
Roier arrived and yelled
It landed on another meteor
The only people on the boat were Roier, Tubbo, Charlie, and Philza
Fit and Bagi arrived with twenty seconds left
Phil regretted not grabbing Dapper
BagheraJones: Adios bolas, I won’t leave without her
Everything went dark.
A cinematic played
The nuke sat in it’s launching zone, labeled “HIGH LEVEL OF RADIOACTIVITY” “EXPECTED DAMAGE: TOTAL DESTRUCTION”
It went off
The boat left, a creeper swam next to them. Pierre and Mouse arrived mid-cinematic.
“THE TRUE END OF PURGATORY RESTS SOLELY IN MY HANDS. SAFE TRAVELS, SINNERS.
ENJOY THE CHAOS.”
A loading screen popped up, “LOADING... NEW GAMES” “NEW DISASTERS” “Adjusting Difficulty” “Players”
The eye looked around.
Everyone was kicked.
C: Well maybe the real Purgatory was the friends that died to a nuclear explosion on the way.
Everyone went into a discord call to discuss
Tubbo panicked about the anticlimax
They figured out who exactly got to the boat
Etoiles explained how he had accidentally glitched out of the map and got to Richarlyson, but wasn’t allowed to take him
Tubbo started the Cursed Team debate again, insisting that the cursed team had lost
Everyone else agreed there was no cursed team except Tubbo
Bagi suggested ElQuackity was the curse
The only winner of Purgatory, they all agreed, was BadBoyHalo.
Etoiles pointed out the eggs probably died via nuke
They all joked about Maxo’s nuke, Tubbo insisted he had shoved it up his ass
Tina told them that Maxo had asked for parts in exchange for Mini-Mes
Charlie agreed with Tubbo that he had a big brain but a bigger rectal cavity
Pierre: That’s my fault
They all agreed they did not want to play more Purgatory
Charlie commented on his improvement
Philza dropped the [Official Bolas Playlist]
Charlie danced to the playlist in his gas mask, it was muted in the VOD
Quesadilla wasn’t open
Dapper had placed a sign for Tina that read “My Dad’s dead”
Charlie sung along to “I’ve Become So Numb” in his gas mask
They all joked around
Etoiles: When people see me they are dabbing of pleasure and you’re being toxic
Roier: Okay Etoiles that’s true that’s true!
Pierre: Everytime I see Etoiles I go fortnite dance and everything
Upon logging in Charlie found himself in a prison hospital. He was then teleported to a cell, throughout he was getting hit with the audio of numerous achievements
His skin was forcefully changed into a prison jumpsuit.
Text came across his screen, partially cut off
JUDGING BEGINS SOON
He looked around at nametags, confused when he saw one labeled Empanada, “like the food?”
He still had all of his items but he recognized that he probably wasn’t supposed to have them so moved everything out of his hotbar
He called over a guard, “7”
He asked if they could clean up his dusty room and squeezed out of the cell.
He put on all of his armor and attempted to run out through the second floor
Number 7 asked him to follow them and all of his items were cleared.
7 communicated through books
They asked if he had succeeded in escaping and he tried to worm his way into seeing the outside
7 told him it was time for the next activity and asked him to follow.
As they went 7 shot down the chickens and pigs that were throughout the main area.
He grabbed a feather to fashion into a shive
He was led to the courtyard
More text appeared on screen
FRUIT LOOPS WINS!
He spotted Tubbo and greeted him
Ramon, Fit, and Lullah ran up to him
He asked Fit what was going on, and learned they would only be there for a few days
Tubbo introduced him to SunnySideUp, an egg with sunglasses
Tubbo informed him that Sunny was legally also Charlie’s daughter
Charlie said hi to her and then insisted to Tubbo that he had not signed anything
They walked a bit away to talk, Charlie was panicking
She said she was excited to meet him
He continued panicking until Sunny gave him diamonds
Sunny: can I call you pop?
C: Hey, why don’t you call me PopCicle.
Language lessons were announced
Charlie asked if Sunny was a “Son-y or a Daughter-y”
He mentioned Flippa was going through a rough patch and Sunny got excited because she had been told about her
Charlie insisted that they would meet
Sunny was excited to go to language lessons as a family
Fit showed Charlie the cheeseburger he had snuck in “up his ass”
Charlie saved it for when he was hungry
Fit ad Charlie joked about bartering
Fit: Wait a minute, I realized both of you, it’s your first day in the prison. You know you have to beat someone up on your first day.
Charlie went to hit Tubbo but accidentally hit Sunny who was standing in the way
Charlie: OH SHIT! OH NO! ARE YOU KIDDING!? ARE YOU KIDDING I MISCLICKED!? OH MY GOD! AHHH!!!
He logged out out of shame.
He screamed for a few more seconds and logged back in
He apologized to her and Tubbo tried to start a fight
“ITS OKAY :D YOU CANT HURT ME WE CAN WORK THROUGH IT” – Sunny
Charlie threatened to poke Tubbo with his feather
7 forced them to move forward to the activity
Charlie advised Sunny to stick with him
The guards were not good at leading them around
Charlie stole a guitar
They were teleported into the language lessons where he reunited with Phil
He played hot cross buns on his new guitar, Tubbo was not happy with that as they had history with that song in a different server they were playing at the time.
Tubbo started a fight over it and Charlie beat him until Tubbo was shot and killed by a guard
Charlie heard Foolish and went straight for him, Charlie threatened him with his feather and demanded Foolish’s teeth
Sunny backed him up
They were pulled apart by the guards
Leonarda beat him to death
They argued continually
Antoine asked what Charlie had done to get into jail. It was easier to list the crimes he had not commited.
Antoine gave him a photo of FitMC in real life
Bagi ran up to them
Charlie gave back the photo and got Antoine’s artistic rendition of it instead, Charlie insisted that selling it could pay for Antoine’s bail
Philza showed Charlie a new level of flipping
Sunny tried to show Charlie something but went unnoticed.
Language class started.
There were two stages to language lessons. In each the group was presented with a word or phrase in a language from there they would either:
1. Draw what they think the word is.
Or
2. Act out the word.
The first word was “Baleia”
Charlie cheated off Tubbo, they both drew a spoon
Sunny asked if they could have her birthday party. Charlie was confused how she could be having a birthday and questioned if he hadn’t logged on in a year.
Sunny clarified she was two months old
He gave her the cheeseburger and she gave him a diamond
Lullah played flute while Charlie played Hot Cross Buns
The word meant whale
Pierre was called up to demonstrate the word “Apapacho”
He said it was like what his daughter would say to him, “Papa chau”
Missa insisted that he knew the word
Bad was called up
Charlie got nervous at his presence and had Purgatory flashbacks
Bad tried to stall for time but Charlie heckled him
Bad said that it was a hug
Missa was called up to demonstrate
Missa hugged 7
It was Spanish for hug
Charlie and Tubbo hugged Sunny
The next word was “Pain au chocolat”
Tubbo yelled that he knew it, prompting Charlie to do the same
They were asked to draw it
Charlie drew chocolate bread
The word was a kind of French chocolate pastry
The next word was “Chícharo”
Fit was called up
Missa gave him a hint, it was something edible
Phil was called up
Missa really wanted to say it, he said it was little vegetable
The word meant peas
The next word was “Serelepe”
Tubbo was called up
A ghost was briefly spotted.
They all thought it was DanTDM.
Tubbo described it as “a very pleasant experience at the cinema.”
Charlie was called up
When I look at BadBoyHalo I’m not feeling it but then I go into my mind palace.
He began to meditate and float.
The ghost appeared behind him, he shouted about DanTDM.
The word meant joyful
The next phrase was “Le musée ne reviendra pas”
Bagi was called up
She said it was an expression that meant dancing
Bad was called up
Bad said it was when you sung a song to someone you admire
Antoine was called up
He described the history behind a meme, literally translated to “The museum is not coming back.”
Pomme played the clip
Language lessons were over
They all went into a colorful room with two trampolines
The ghost bounced around on one of them and was called DanTDM again to his annoyance
They tried to remind him of his life as DanTDM
Charlie suggested they find a diamond minecart and the ghost screamed before disappearing
Tubbo questioned why Cellbit was a ghost
They were led through the music room
Tubbo had to leave to eat food in real life, so Sunny suggested that Charlie could take care of her, he told Tubbo “you know me” when asked if it was a good idea, then led Sunny after the group
The ghost was talking to Empanada
Sunny: why is that ghost lowkey snatch
C: I don’t know, I want that spectral waistline
They were called to dinner multiple times because people were taking a while
They formed a line
Tubbo raided him
Sunny gave Charlie slime balls
Foolish asked which gang he was in and Charlie asked him to list them all
He only listed one, the “Orange Peels”
They were all asked to sit for their food
Charlie called it a really nice prison compared to his previous ones
There was a DanTDM spotting and Charlie insisted he was not real.
A guard insisted that he was real
They were told to form a line for food
Charlie was first, the menu was “flesh, bones, blood, skin, and a croissant”
He was given cranberry juice, banana nut bread, cooked bear meat, and fruit salad.
Charlie compared it to communion, with food being called other things
Charlie began dancing on a table
He made sure Sunny had gotten her food
He spotted Quacki, a small yellow duck with a propeller hat and the pitched up voice of Baghera
He told Sunny to “stay the fuck away from that thing”
Sunny agreed
He gave her some more bread
Pierre used rainbow jelly on Sunny, Charlie congratulated her
She gave him coffee
He told her they would play every side
Sunny: POP WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Sunny told him she was friends with everyone and could make them do what she wanted
Charlie admitted to having a few enemies
Sunny told him that “Moon” would protect him, Charlie was confused until she specified it was her alter ego.
He told her that he trusted her
Sunny introduced Lullah to her Pop while Charlie listened to a conversation between Bagi and Philza regarding his marriage
Sunny asked to hear some stories and he told her that after her birthday he would
Foolish chased around and downed Bad, Charlie cheered him on
Foolish was killed by the guards
Antoine pulled Charlie aside to give him KELP cocaine
A guard interrupted them, then used it and did a new kind of flip.
Charlie did some cocaine, Sunny told him that she had given him some earlier
It kicked in
They attempted to start a plan to escape but could not get out the door
DanTDM’s ghost briefly appeared
The ghost let them through the door
They hid around a corner and the ghost floated over to them.
Ghost: My rotting body is somewhere in this prison, please help me.
Charlie: Did we just get a quest?
The birthday party was announced and Sunny bounced around happily, Pierre and Charlie were shaken by their new knowledge.
Sunny: FREAK THAT BODY MY PARTY FIRST
Charlie danced
Bagi introduced Charlie to her daughter, Empanada. She told Charlie to take care of Sunny
Charlie met Pepito
Quacki approached, dropped eggs, and then ran off
Fit and Charlie did lines
They went to the egg party
Someone started playing something called “Pancake Music” which summoned the ghost, Charlie turned it off
Sunny introduced Bad to her Pop
Upon learning that Bad was her accountant, Charlie advised her to switch as he was definitely embezzling
Quacki started laying eggs and Charlie told her it was weird to do in front of children
Charlie told Sunny she was the clown that was hired for the party
Quacki started spawning dolphins and happily said they would die when Charlie commented they could not breathe on land
Sunny said she was scared
He was also scared
Pigstep started and Charlie and Phil began to casualones
Fit commented on how good of a children’s birthday party this was
Phil ate Fit’s burgers
The dolphins began to die
Everyone wished the birthday eggs a happy birthday
The balloons were killed to clear space
Charlie realized he had been rainbow jellied
Charlie wished Phil a happy birthday
They took a photo of Charlie weeping while Phil casualonesed in front of him
Musical chairs was about to begin
DanTDM’s ghost was spotted in the photos
They quoted meme videos at each other
Charlie played suggestions, all of them he played as Hot Cross Buns
yo Flubber guy, can I kill the egg creature you have with you?
He said no and threatened him with his feather
They played musical chairs
Phil casualonesed on top of the chairs
The music stopped and there were no more chairs, so Charlie combat logged
He logged back in, found it wasn’t playing and tried to make it seem like he was lagging by logging in and out and stuttering his speech
He logged in after a count of ten and it wasn’t started yet, he counted down again
He logged in and joined the round
He got a chair and celebrated before accidentally logging out, when he logged back in on the chair, Dapper was also sitting there, which resulted in an odd model
Sunny was disappointed at losing on her birthday, Charlie gave her his life and told her to combat log if she lost
They were down to two chairs, final contestants Sunny, Richarlyson, and Quacki
The guard from before gave Charlie a book
so back to business, can I kill her with your blessing?
He told them no and was led into a side room to talk
Charlie made sure Sunny had progressed to the next round first, she had
Charlie told the guard that if he had asked before he met her he would have agreed, but something had happened, he saw the universe in her sunny little eyes
He gave his blessing to kill BadBoyHalo
The guard placed candles in a circle and Charlie panicked, not wanting Dan summoned
The ghost appeared and the guard insisted that he should get into the circle for protection
Quacki shot Charlie down, and Dan’s ghost “possessed him”
Charlie woke up in solitary confinement with BadBoyHalo
C: What’s up? The diamond minecart here!
A guard quickly moved him to the next cell over
Bad and Charlie struck up a conversation, Charlie told Bad he belonged in prison
Charlie practiced guitar
Bad was released from his cell
Richarlyson was announced to have won the game
The guard came into Charlie’s cell and introduced himself as Agent 18
Charlie asked if he even worked there and called his pants fishnets
I’ve been working for the Federation for a while.
I’ve worked in the past on investigating the murders of some coworkers of mine
Charlie heavily implied that for payment he would be a snitch
A guard came to the door and began taking pictures, Charlie started dancing, behind him was the ghost, but he did not notice
Agent 18 told him the ghost reminded him of the main suspect for his murder investigation
He gave Charlie a book with 14 pages, on the first one was written,
“have you wondered”
On the fourteenth one was written,
“who is watching foxy”
Charlie told him they would get along and then made another who’s watching Foxy joke
The ghost appeared behind Charlie (before being shot) – Agent 18 asked Charlie to calm him down since he seemed to like him
Charlie asked him to leave the room and he tunneled through the wall, running out into the courtyard.
Charlie asked him to repeat it continuously, they went through the walls until they got to the now empty party room. He asked him to do it one more time, they got to the outer gate and stopped.
Ghost (whispered): Please don’t leave.
Charlie (screamed): JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN
Agent 18 ditched him to be alone with the ghost
The ghost asked him to find his body so he could remember who he was and then addressed him by name.
The ghost claimed he was reading his nametag, Charlie tried to read his but there was not one
G: No, I’m reading your uniform.
C: What do you mean you’re reading my uniform? No, I’m-
G: You’re wearing a prison uniform, it says your name Slime.
C: Oh I thought you were talking about my large floating nametag above my head that I can’t get rid of.
G: You’re breaking my immersion right now.
C: You’re fucking dead, you’re fucking dead. You’re immersion got broken when you got fucking killed and turned into a ghost.
G: Ahh!
C: I know I know! Don’t do your poltergeist wail on me. I just took four psychic damage, please. Listen, do you have any idea what happened? Do you remember anything from when you were alive?
G: I was killed here.
C: Ye- No shit. Sorry, I’m not trying to like take sass with you but-
The ghost made sad noises and turned away
C: Hey no, come back.
G: It’s been so long since so many people have been in this prison
C: Yeah, do you, I mean. What was it like when you were here? How long ago was it, do you know?
G: It’s been so long. I know there is someone still in this prison, the one responsible for it.
C: That killed you!?
G: Yes
The ghost disappeared
Charlie resolved to find the body and went around to get back into the courtyard
Agent 18 gave him a way through, but he didn’t want to go back inside
He told Agent 18 that he would solve the murder but it had to be worth his while
Agent 18 reminded him he was not leaving, this was his new home. Then he questioned Charlie’s pronunciation of the word “mate”
Charlie insisted he needed something in return, especially because he now had an egg to look after.
How about I take you to a secret zone? There might be stuff you like there, stuff for your kid
He agreed
They walked into a room with painting supplies and found one wall covered in cries for help from the ghost
They went into a dining hall from there and Charlie peeked through a door to find Sunny fighting a giant slime
He told her they weren’t all bad and referred to the slime as “one of his kind”
He told Sunny that the system was corrupt and she definitely won musical chairs, she agreed that she always won and “slayed all the time”
Agent 18 tried killing flies with a gun
Sunny told him not to talk to Agent 18 because he was her “ex-bestie”
The server announced that slimeballs and maggots could be traded in for furniture to decorate their cells
They ran through killing slimes, Fit commented on them being his family and Charlie laughed “they were, now they’re currency.”
Fit made a dark joke and Charlie got sad about his misclick
With only slimeballs they were limited on options between a white or purple lamp, Sunny wanted purple.
Fit killed a fly and Charlie told him that the fly had been his childhood friend and like a brother
They beat flys and roaches for currency
Charlie questioned the legality of the situation
Foolish, Sunny, and Charlie beat them to death together
Foolish asked him to join his gang and Charlie asked the same in reverse
Foolish declared them rivals and to be careful at night
Charlie told him that he could not sneak up on him because he had “prey eyes” and 360 degree vision
Foolish told him he was born with tiger legs
Sunny told Foolish that Charlie was her Pop
Charlie took his name off of the cell so Foolish wouldn’t know where he slept
Charlie looked around the cell, Sunny described it as cozy
Charlie threatened to gunk up his toilet with his gang and Foolish implied that he does not use toilets, the ghost appeared to express his confusion
The ghost explained that he shit himself when he died because that’s how bodies work, Charlie told them that he was constantly shitting himself so that he wouldn’t be embarrassed when he died
Pepito asked if he was DanTDM which warded him off
3 gave Charlie slimeballs, he told them that they were number 1 in his heart, Sunny looked at him, Charlie explained that she was number 0 in his heart, above number 1.
Sunny asked a question
Sunny: do you like being my pop
C: Yeah, I do Sunny. I do a lot. I was pretty scared of it at first, do you like- Do you like being my...you know.
S: I LOVEEEEEEE IT IVE ALWAYS WANTED A BIG FAMILY
C: Oh well I’m tremendous Sunny, I’m tremendous.
He overheard Foolish daring a guard to finish him off, Charlie walked over and killed him and was instantly sent to solitary with BadBoyHalo and Richarlyson.
They were cooking the body of a guard
B: Hey do you want some? We’re almost done cooking him.
C: Cooking what?
B: Some prison guard.
C: Oh like full on cannibalism. What’d you say, is this your second day in here?
B: Yeah, would that be cannibalism for you though?
C: Day two cannibal?
B: I thought you were a goopy guy?
R: I am an egg canibalism?
C: Oh actually, Richarlyson, that is so unbelievably based, let me know if you ever want a slice. That wasn’t Agent 18 was it?
B: Yeah no, that literally was.
C: Oh fuck. That was like my guy on the inside.
Richarlyson passed out the meat.
C: Well it looks like cow steak.
B: No no, it’s- maybe that’s what the guards are, I don’t know. In that case, it’s not cannibalism.
C: Well wait a second, then it’s actually super ethical
B: Yeah. Or unethical because those are really intelligent cows. So that’s be kind of messed up to do.
C: Wait a second, is eating a really smart cow cannibalism?
B: I don’t know about cannibalism but it’s gotta be like really messed up.
C: It’s not good though right?
B: Yeah.
R: should we start some sort of new education? Demons, eggs and goopies can eat humans?
C: I guess I never thought of it that way, I guess it’s not really cannibalism
B: It’s kind of like going to the store and just picking up anything you know?
C: Yeah you know what, let me run around and get my appetite up.
B: They say pigs are some of the smartest creatures imaginable and people eat them all the time.
C: Yeah and notoriously there’s nothing wrong with that.
B: Yeah! So does it really matter like how smart the creature gets when you think about it.
C: Basically we should eat people.
A guard stood outside of the cell eating donut after donut to annoy them.
Charlie assumed it was Agent 18 and gave him the meat, not having eaten any.
Bad clarified this guard was the donut guard who ate donuts in front of you
Bad gave him more guard to eat
Sunny appeared in the cell with them, she had killed Foolish to get in
He gave Sunny the meat
Bad was released, Sunny and Charlie left with him but were dragged back inside for not doing their time
They had to physically drag him to the cell and for some reason he could not be killed. They shot him at least a dozen times and beat him with a baton, but he was only stunned. He continued to serve. (Do casualones)
He walked outside again, having thrown a lasso at someone and gained a concussion
3 beat him to death
He was dragged into the cell, they were locked in together
Donut guy continued eating donuts
They got carbon monoxide poisoning from the campfire
Sunny told him she only had one task left for the day
Charlie was sad when he opened the egg tasks, hoping he still knew how to do them alright.
Donut guy Naruto ran past them
They were allowed to walk around, with nothing to do they started looking around
They beat creepers to death
Charlie was killed and put back in solitary
He sung pigstep and casualonesed
3 had him follow them out of the cell, he finished the song first
Sunny was led over to them
Charlie and guard 3 made music, he began to sing words
Doing a pole dance in front of my daughter
Doing a pole dance I just did a slaughter
Eating human meat
Eating human meat that we carved off a man and we cooked on the street
Inside a cell
This is Hell
I don’t know what I did but I did it as well
He was done, they left
3 played a canned laughter crowd noise, Charlie did not like that so many voices were coming out of them
He lassoed the guard and was tased in response, he fell over and pissed himself
They were given free rein again
Charlie suggested they go back to the cell and decorate before bed.
Sunny started a conversation.
Sunny: pop
S: can i trust you
C: Yeah, of course Sunny. You’re my daughter, it says so on the birth certificate. I didn’t sign it but it’s legally binding. And you’re pretty cool.
S: they told me some things about you but i think i can help you
C: What’d they tell you?
S: some stuff
C: Okay, and you’re still here?
C: Why are you here? If they told you some stuff?
S: well a lot of people have done bad things here
C: Well it is prison.
S: but if you want pop maybe i can sleep with you tonight
C: Yeah, that’s really sweet, maybe I mean like- yeah. Okay, you can sleep next to me.
S: but pop
C: ‘Sup Sunny?
S: do you promise not to hurt me
C: What? Yeah of course! Of course.
S: i trust you :D lets go
Charlie (snifflin): Yeah, let’s go. Okay. Let’s do it.
They went back inside and selected an orange and a green chair from the shop, along with a blue sofa
One of the sofa seats was shoved behind a shelf, he commented that whoever was sharing the cell could have it
He commented that the cell was nicer than the majority of places he’d lived
It was time for Sunny’s lullaby
He looked for a good beat to sing to
Charlie joked about her bed model
Yeah!
Sunny Side Up!
Sizzle sizzle
Cooking on the skillet
Oh shit!
The sunniest egg you've ever seen!
Wha- this beat is fucking crazy I think it's gonna drop
Woah
My egg is SunnSideUp
Don't have a toilet so I piss in this cup
I see my daughter, I ask "What's up",
But I know it's the sun so I know what's up
Here,
We're stuck here in prison
But with you, doesn't matter what I'm missing
(Sunny adds a "yuh" via sign)
See you, tucked into bed
Gonna ride- Uh I wanna ride a sled?
I wish I could ride a sled
That's unrelated but it's something I said
But now the beats dropping again,
Like an egg, out of a hen!
You're an egg, hueva!
And I love you!
You're an egg, hueva!
And I trust you!
You're an egg and you've got a hard shell,
I know you're going to heaven, I'm probably going to hell
(Charlie starts crying)
(Sunny stops dancing to hug him)
SunnySideUp!
Friends from the skillet!
Into the pan,
Hittin' out a grand slam!
Winnin' every game of chairs!
No one even cares!
Charlie: I love you SunnySideUp, thank you for the adlib
Sunny: YOU FUCKING ATE
C: I always do, sometimes songs and sometimes human flesh but that was earlier and we should move on.
They were glad to have each other
In the middle of a warning Charlie stopped and told her that she had only friends and was amazing
She told him that she had enemies too and he commented that it ran in the family
C: Sweet dreams, sweet dreams. I’m gonna go to the liminal space between life and death.
Charlie logged in inside his cell with Sunny, outside, the prison was filled with mobs.
The door to the cell was opened and mobs began filing in, Pierre cheerfully greeted him from outside
Etoiles: CHARLIE LOL
Slimecicle: HOLA
Etoiles: HOPE YOU DONT MISSCLICK TODAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mikethelink: holaaaa
Etoiles: DO YOU GET IT XD ????????
Etoiles: MISSCLICK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Slimecicle: I WILL CLICK ON PURPOSE ON YOU ETOILE
[-] Etoiles
He left the chat and accidentally hit Sunny who was telling him good morning
Sunny: its okay pa tubbo did it to me a couple times
C: That doesn’t make it okay. That doesn’t make it okay Sunny. That doesn’t make it okay, I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
They got ready to face the mobs outside
Tubbo came into the cell letting in mobs
He was beat to death over and over by mobs
Tubbo asked about their previous day together
Sunny charged out into the crowd
Tubbo and Charlie ran in after her declaring each other “co-parents”
Charlie and Etoiles greeted each other
They fought the mobs for a long time
Finally the main area was cleared of all but some flies and slimes
Tubbo was killed repeatedly by mobs
Charlie spotted Mike and said hi
They hugged after joking about how they had both commited tons of crimes
Mike and he agreed to escape and cause chaos within the prison
He called Mike his nicest brother compared to the slimes that were attacking them
More mobs were spawned in
Charlie gave up and started dancing in a clear area. His skin had not been changed to his prison uniform yet.
He danced for the baby slimes, raising them in his image
More mobs were spawned anytime it got clear
Crimes ran in the slime family, including slime mobs
Phil called out the admin who was spawning things
Phil and Charlie did a sports bit
Charlie used his maggots to purchase fourteen green chairs which he then used to fill the cell so his friends would have seating
He ran around not helping, he occasionally provided moral support or helped Tubbo up
Upstairs a guard was asking someone questions, they could hear them from the main area
Another wave started
He went to stare at Fit through the bars of a cell
All of the mobs had uniforms, Charlie questioned the logistics
Tubbo beat a baby roach to death
Ramon gave Charlie a slime hat that had dropped from a mob, which he put on
Charlie and Tubbo watched the flies spin on trapdoors. Fit killed one so Charlie threatened him. Fit cut into him with a chainsaw
3 asked Charlie and Fit to follow him
They followed 3 and a nameless guard upstairs into an office
3 asked them questions.
“If you had a last meal, what would you like it to be?”
F: Fried catfish
Charlie was not given a chance to answer, so he agreed to the same.
“Which prisoner would you miss the most?”
C: Sunny
“If you disappeared for a few days, where do you think you would go?”
Charlie described Eggxile.
He was shot for continuing to talk for a prolonged amount of time
“Where would you leave your child when you die?”
C: Philza’s doorstep.
Tubbo and Sunny walked into the office after 7
Tubbo and Fit mocked each other
“If you died, where would you want to be buried? Or what other method would you want to have your body disposed?”
C: Disintegrate me with like a ray
Charlie was changed into his prison skin and the interview was over.
They were led back down to the main floor
Charlie continued beating roaches to death while counting them in a monotone voice
A guard walked up to him and gave him a book
Get joyful, Now.
He continued counting roaches but in a peppier voice
Pac greeted him and they caught up
Charlie attempted to threaten Fit for hitting him, Fit encouraged the attempt
Sunny walked up to him and asked what had happened to their cell
He told her that it was in preparation of guests
Sunny: oh i like it ur smart
Roaches were collecting in the corner, he said they were for when they got hungry
Sunny started beating them to death
Sunny: i was hungry now
Charlie commented that he was probably in on a life sentence
Charlie threw Etoiles’ nameplate at Tubbo and called him Etoiles. Tubbo denied if before playing voice clips he had of Etoiles
Sunny introduced Charlie to Pepito
Charlie attempted to whistle for roaches attention, it sounded a lot like he couldn’t whistle
Breakfast was announced
Charlie was teleported into a cell on the second floor by the Prison Ghost
G: Your time has come. He is outside.
C: Who!? Who’s outside?
G: My killer!
C: What? Where!?
G: You have to help me
C: No I’m so sorry I’m so-
G: You have to follow him!
C: I haven’t found your body, I overslept I overslept and I got really distracted by roa-
G: It is outside, it is outside.
C: Okay! How do I get out? Can you show me where?
The ghost wailed and then disappeared
He started wandering around looking for a way outside
Through a window he spotted two llamas, he decided one of them was the killer
The door was broken, letting him out
He beat one of the llamas to death
The ghost approached from behind
G: Felipe. Bring Felipe.
C: Felipe. Felipe Minecraft!
He held open the door and asked Sunny, Pomme, and Pierre to get Philza
3 walked up to the door, the ghost scared them away. Charlie was also scared.
Sunny brought Philza and his eggs to the door.
The ghost led them and their eggs plus Pepito to his killer through the snow
It was the Janitor, they plotted how to get an admission of guilt
They realized that the janitor was drunk
Charlie jumped a barbed wire fence
They trailed him from a distance as he was attacked by zombies
They hid behind flowers and plants
The janitor went towards the green house, Charlie suspected it was where the body was hidden
The janitor suspected someone was around
Phil started making bird noises so Charlie joined him, pretending to be a bush
They insisted that he was drunk and needed to talk about things
The janitor was looking for an old friend, which he had killed
He asked if they had seen a ghost
He was very confused about why his tequila was causing hallucinations
He passed by a duck in the shape of Chayanne
The ghost appeared to tell the janitor he smelled like shit, Charlie commented on how much he was hallucinating
He told them about a book he had gotten to do an exorcism
Behind the greenhouse was the entrance to a small room underneath a tree that contained the ghost’s body
Next to the body was a book written in Portuguese
The ghost appeared next to body, the janitor threw Charlie a book to read, Charlie began reading the Portuguese one as best he could. It was the ghost’s diary.
The janitor had wanted Charlie to do an exorcism instead he was reading aloud the ghost’s diary.
Phil was given the exorcism book to read
The janitor asked what the ghost’s name was, Charlie suggested the first word in the diary, “Quando”
The ghost got mad and insisted that the janitor, Abueloier, would pay for what he had done. He had been trying to escape with him.
Phil began reading the exorcism book aloud as the ghost wailed
Charlie offered to read the rest of the ghost’s diary. He tried reading the second page but couldn’t, instead he read out a phrase for the janitor to translate. “MALDITO PLANO DE FUGA” which meant something along the lines of an escape plan.
Phil accused the janitor of betraying his friend
He claimed it was too long ago for him to remember
Charlie muttered to Phil that he was dangerous and started getting beat up
He locked all six of them in the room, the eggs tunneled them out
Phil and Charlie agreed they needed to kill the old man
They spread out to find him and found Bagi on the way and filled her in
Bagi claimed that they needed to kill each other during breakfast
They all went into the breakfast hall where Sunny told Tubbo about getting trapped in a grave
Charlie tried to suggest that Tubbo have majority custody because of it but he insisted that Charlie was doing fine
7 gave Charlie cooked catfish as his last meal.
They worried about their impending death, Tubbo thanked him for being a good father to Sunny
They shared their last meal with Sunny
Etoiles shared some of his last meal, peaches renamed “a big fat ass”
They got emotional about it
Tubbo asked if Charlie had wrote the “who’s watching Foxy?” book, which he denied
They made who’s watching Foxy jokes
Tubbo was excited about Sunny learning how to combat log from Charlie
Tubbo admitted to having misclicked Sunny when he first met her
He realized she was much kinder to Charlie about it than to him
Quacki was around and wandering
She wanted him and Etoiles to kiss, he gave him mouth to mouth
She giggled in delight
She wanted to give him a gift
He ran and hid
He bumped into Sunny and Tubbo, who suggested doing the egg quests together “as co-parents”
Sunny didn’t want to die, she had only just met her pop and thought it wasn’t fair
Quacki arrived and held Charlie at gunpoint
She wanted to steal Sunny away who followed, they chased after.
She gave Sunny a gift. A whale on dry land.
Charlie was incredibly concerned about how she laid that
Quacki gave Sunny diamond blocks
The whale slid closer
They ran back inside from a swarm of zombies
They were called to Language Classes
Sunny gave Charlie and Tubbo a hug
They wandered around looking for language class and avoiding Quacki.
Charlie read the ghost’s diary, he wanted someone who could speak it so he could understand
They went to language class
Sunny gave Charlie a block of diamond
Charlie sat in a chair and twerked while being AFK
A guard attempted to drag Charlie to class with a lasso, but he was sitting in a chair so had to be broken out of it
Sunny helped him to be dragged around
He came back, still lassoed
3 led him and Sunny into the room where the party was held, before leaving and teleporting Charlie to a new room.
The new room contained a line of canvases.
A guard in a turtle helmet pulled Charlie aside to talk
you seem like a guy who understands style, what do you say I give you an opportunity to have this stylish helmet?
C: You know what slime does? It drips. I’d be happy to.
He was asked to kill Fit for the hat
Charlie was intimidated and said as much
He asked if Tubbo had a knife, as a co-parent he was easily given the knife and told to “fuck shit up”
Charlie requested his help in killing Fit, Sunny wanted to join
He sat next to Fit for class and asked about his armor, which was made of slime.
They were asked to demonstrate the meaning of each word shown
The first word was “Esponja,” Portuguese for “Sponge”
Charlie was called up, Mike cheered him on
He introduced himself
mikethelink whispers to you: Esponja mean ass in Portuguese
He dropped a stack of slimeballs and slurped them up in demonstration
mikethelink whispers to you: ASS
mikethelink whispers to you: ASS
mikethelink whispers to you: ASS
mikethelink whispers to you: ASS
He tried to twerk but was pushed off stage
Fit was called up next, he did push ups. Charlie walked over and laid down, he asked him to readjust a little which made him laugh
Bagi and Tubbo weren’t happy with him making sex jokes around the eggs
Charlie played Hot Cross Buns
The next word was “Borboleta” meaning “Butterfly” in Portuguese
Pierre was called up. He jumped around and said he was flying
Phil made a guess, Charlie said that wasn’t how you played the game and he was messing it up for everyone
The next word was “Thérapie”
C: We should start a riot.
Philza: I’ve been waiting for someone to say that.
They were asked to draw it
Charlie drew JuanaFlippa, written around her were the words “I need it. everything I touch dies”
Charlie and Fit said penis related words, Charlie overlapped them with his soundboard
Tubbo died
Charlie realized that he had finished a three minute assignment in thirty seconds
Sunny had lost her diamond blocks, so he gave her back the one she had gifted him
They all looked at each other’s art
Quacki filled the wall with self portraits
Quacki: You want shiny egg?
C: From where?
Q: I give you a whale.
She spawned a whale in, half buried in the wall and dying.
C: Oh my God.
Phil managed to open the door so he, Charlie, and Fit snuck out
Charlie and Phil were caught and led back, Charlie pulled Phil aside to ask how he felt about Fit
Phil immediately knew it was for the turtle helmet
It was free time.
Tubbo asked if it was time.
They followed Fit outside and led him to the back of the yard
Quacki assisted in beating Fit to death
Sunny wanted to keep Quacki
She spawned another whale and then shot it when it made them sad
She spawned another whale then shot them both to death
There was a third whale
Quacki dug a hole outside, they tried to make break for it but were shot down by a guard with glasses
Sunny ran for it
They were both sent to solitary where Fit taunted them from the door
At Fit’s suggestion Charlie peed into a snowball, turning it into a slimeball. Then he ate it.
Sunny joined them in the cell, she had made it out but didn’t want to leave them behind
They yelled that she should have come back with resources
She shrunk into the corner so they apologized
She had lost her diamond block, having accidentally placed it in the snow outside
Charlie gave her the diamonds she had given him the previous day, along with his guitar
He walked her through playing Hot Cross Buns
Tubbo was proud but so tired of the song
Phil joined them in the cell, he had tried to get Sunny’s diamond block back
He was let out right away
They were all let out
They bullied a nameless orange uniformed guard
Sunny got more diamonds from Quacki.
Quacki joined in a Who’s Watching Foxy joke
Sunny revealed she WAS Foxy, they ran for it
They ran back into solitary and roleplayed Five Nights at Freddy’s with the door
Tubbo pretended to be straight
Charlie used his penis soundboard again, Tubbo claimed he did conversion therapy
They did another Who’s Watching Foxy, Quacki egged all over the place
They debated which of them was dumber
Quacki spawned whales
Chayanne and Lullah were hiding inside of a hole, they let Tubbo, Phil, Charlie, and a guard with glasses inside, they could not leave so Phil had to glitch out
They followed him out
Quacki flew in creative mode for a bit
They realized that each truck had a name on it, Charlie tried to activate his while Sunny played Hot Cross Buns
Charlie was extremely disappointed that Tubbo didn’t know what a Megazord was
Charlie tried his best to explain to him
Quacki also knew what he was talking about
Tubbo made morphing sounds that sounded like a cat throwing up
Tubbo suggested that they do the quests and Charlie said he was too busy morphing, which upset Sunny. She ran off and they had to chase after her so he could apologize.
She accepted it
Philza knew what a Megazord was
Quacki wore armor.
They all hid under their corresponding trucks
Turtle hat guard walked up to him, he made FNAF jokes
You did good. Now there’s just one more thing you have to do.
You have to tell Tubbo that he is not a good father. You have to look him in the eyes and tell him.
He made the guard swear it was his last task, he agreed and went looking for Tubbo
C: Hey Tubbo, I have a question.
T: What’s up?
C: Has anyone ever told you “You’re not a good father”?
T: Yes.
C: Oh that sucks cause I think you’re a great one.
T: Aww, thank you king, I think you’re a great father too.
Bagi, Quacki, and Fit were trying to kill the turtle hat guard for being homophobic
Charlie was given his hat. It was placed on his head with curse of binding.
Bagi called it the homophobic helmet and said he was now homophobic
Sunny ran up to Charlie and said she was shot by someone
He asked if there was a very specific situation the hat was needed for
Fit decided the trucks would be used to recreate Ice Road Truckers
They talked about FNAF
Charlie combat logged Foxy
Fit asked if he had prayed to Saint Felps yet, Bagi called Felps “completely nuts”
He went looking for Felps but died to barbed wire trying to look cool, he respawned in his cell
He wandered around aimlessly before running into Philza who had also acquired a hat
Philza roleplayed pulling Antoine’s sleeping body out of bed and along with him. Charlie commented he had been in there too long
Philza told him to add some goop so Charlie did a Yes and. “Just like Sorry old man”
He gooped up Antoine’s unconscious body, Philza went about his day dragging around Antoine, who he had promised to get out of jail
Etoiles was covered in fully enchanted slime armor
Charlie wandered around, Empanada was sad about someone stealing her bubble blower so he gave her some slimeballs claiming he had blew them himself
Fit commented that someone had misclicked Roier’s bed
Tubbo wasn’t sure where Sunny was so they danced until she showed up
Phil told them to turn off their location
A popping sound.
C: Oh my god, why is there an egg in my inventory?
Quacki: You’re welcome.
C: Thank you, Quacki.
Phil led them outside
Etoiles showed off a full block of pendorite
Bagi was made homophobic with a homophobic turtle helmet
Charlie continued hopping barbed wire fences
Phil led them to what he expected to be an exit, the green house, but it wasn’t open
Quacki broke them single blocks to have a peek inside
Charlie could momentarily build, he made it on top of the green house and ran over the wall, Quacki followed him
Quacki reminded him that Sunny was still inside, which made him reconsider, he decided to break her out after but they were two hundred blocks away from the main area
Quacki gave him a slice of cake to make him feel better
She also gave him a whale and then shot it to death
They agreed to do a Survival Let’s Play together and started punching wood
Quacki was in creative, they started building a house out of a cave
Sunny appeared, for a moment he almost said JuanaFlippa before snapping out of it
She was a fan of their deepslate diamond ore walls, she put up Antoine’s painting of Fit
They did their egg tasks, building a house was one of the tasks, so they were done with it, the final task was to sing a final lullaby, but she didn’t want to sleep.
Quacki lit candles in the house while they went hunting together
The turtle helmet guard approached.
you have 5 seconds
He told Sunny he loved her, expecting to die
Quacki shot at the guard, providing a distraction for him to run
He yelled for Sunny to run while he was lassoed by the guard
He tried to hide in the ground from the guard but was dug out and shot
quiet
Sunny was lassoed right along side him
The turtle guard towered up to dangle them but he built up too
3 approached and questioned them
Charlie realized that was why they were told to be quiet
3 shot and killed him
Foolish logged on and they immediately began bickering
He told Foolish about the outside
He began attacking Foolish
He sobbed as he sung Freddy Fazbear’s theme. 3 laughed at him
Charlie was teleported to Phil who was in a blue house with his eggs, who were both sitting in baskets
P: Charlie no time to explain, Tallulah, Chayanne, and Quacki need us to sing Jortstorm.
C: Do you have a backing track?
P: Tallulah can handle that I think. She’s a musical genius.
C: Is that true Tallulah? Do you want me to- Literally I’ll queue one up right now if you want me to.
A guard gave their approval
Tubbo and Sunny joined them
Charlie pulled up the backing track and they sung Jortstorm together
It was physically painful on Charlie’s throat
Dorime began to play, the VOD cut to get rid of it, they walked outside of the building
Fit asked if he had Pigstep, he traded it for a Chancla
He gifted Sunny the chancla and they ran over to throw it at Phil
Sunny complimented his singing
Tubbo and Charlie imitated Etoiles
Charlie ate some of Tubbo’s flesh, which he freely offered as food
They talked about inside jokes
He told Tubbo about his house
They talked about the Chunky Chunky
Sunny played along
A creeper blew them up
Mouse joined the game
They repeated Chunky Chunky over and over in different variations for a very long time
Charlie was at his limit
They continued, neither of them were happy about it
Sunny stood in the middle while they walked around in circles repeating Chunky for an incredibly long amount of time trying to one-up each other
Foolish tried to ask Tubbo where Phil was but gave up upon seeing where they were at mentally
Pomme, Lullah, Etoiles, and Phil walked over and started having a conversation while Lullah played music
They continued talking about Chunky
Phil tried to get their attention before he gave up
Finally they were done
They joined Fit, Pac, and Mike in doing push ups, Tubbo laid down
Pac: So, how you wanna die?
C: Gas.
They continued Chunky-ing
Sunny left
Fit joined in
Tubbo begged for it to end
It did not end
It ended with “Big Chunkus”
Charlie had to leave
Quacki told them they should leave, Tubbo asked her to take them out so they followed her
Tubbo was teleported away
He joined Tubbo outside the walls
They needed Sunny but decided she could teleport themselves
They went to the caves to hide underground
They continued talking about Chunky.
They were caught and killed and sent to solitary
Tubbo locked the cell across from them, which contained Quackity, Pepito, and Mike
They continued saying various Chunky’s while being yelled at to open the door
They left them
They continued Chunky-ing for a long amount of time
Charlie wished him a goodbye Chunky and logged out and ended stream completely
